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A Song for Mo the Fro
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In preperation for the FA Cup final, can we come up with a song for Fellaini?
I have come up with this one (to the tune of Volaire)
"Fellaini, wooh oooh oooh, Fellaini, wooh oooh oooh, He comes from Belg-ium, He has hair like his Mum"
It surprisingly hasnt caught on yet! I reckon hearing the crowd sing his name will help the lad!
COYB
Amanda Huddleston, Posted 24/04/2009 at 10:16:55
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Marou, Marou, Marou, Marou, Marouooo.
Marou, Marou, Marou, Marou, Marouooo.
When you can?t see the day cos his head?s in the way
That?s Fellaini...
If you can?t touch his hair, even up on a chair
That?s Fellaini...
When he picks up a card, with his great swinging arms
That?s Fellaini...
When the ball's silhouette hits the back of the net
? That?s Fellaini!!!!
Maybe someone can come up with a better last line...
I like it.
"Fellaini, woah, Fellaini, woah
Defenders cannot reach
He looks like fuckin Screech
Fellaini, woah, Fellaini woah
No one else would dare
To wear that fuckin hair (shout "except Jo!"
Come on lads, it is late on Friday afternoon! haha
Maro wan wan wan he?s our fuckin superman!
To the tune Manure sing to "Anderson"
One way to give him a boost would be this.
Fellaini, to English speakers, is pronounced like ’fell-ay-nee’. Most football commentators do it this way. But back with his family it will be much more like ’fell-a-ee-ni’. The ’fella’ bit at the start goes so well with BIG for us, so -
If a traditional chant such as -
Ne - ville - South - all, clap clap, clap clap clap
became
Fell - a - ee - ni, clap clap, clap clap clap clap
that could then be improved by chanting BIG as -
Fell - a - ee - ni, clap clap, clap clap clap Big
Fell - a - ee - ni ..... clap clap and so on.
I wish I could preview this as it could look like total nonsense (claptrap indeed), but it’s good way of getting Big Fella into a chant.
er........... to the tune of agadoo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbO5uiNIdec
Fella ni ni ni
Better than Gabani
Fella ni ni ni
A great big fella he.
On the left, on the right
He keeps his passes tight
At a royal blue standard far
And he shits on Biglia.
A free translation .
But the Belgian lads got him right, and the Agadoo tune goes very well.
So, why not -
Fella ni ni ni
Better than Rooney
Fella ni ni ni
A great big fella he
On the left on the right
He keeps his passes tight
Fella ni ni ni ni
And he shits on Stevie G.
Nice and simple.
Keith Glazzard.
he is over 6’3ft
Fella ni ni ni
he is our new Lee Carsley
in the air, on the floor
feed the yak an he will score
he is big, he is blue
an he’s cumin after youuuuuuu.......
Fellaini with the ’Fro
Fellaini with the ’Fro
Ey Ay Adio
Fellaini with the ’Fro
True, simple and catchy? YES!
COYB!
he’s better than Stevie G
Fell-ai -ni ni ni
He’s our midfield machine
On his left , on his right
He’s makes Liverpool look shite
Coz he plays for the blues
and he shits on Liv-er-pooooool!
You are the love of my life
Marouane Fellaini
I'll let you shag my wife
Marouane Fellaini
I want Fellaini hair tooooooo


1 Posted 24/04/2009 at 15:06:36
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It’s Volare, which is an Italian verb (are/ere/ire) meaning to fly.
You say it hasn’t caught on yet.Does that mean you have been singing it on your own at GP and nobody joins in?