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A Song for Mo the Fro

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In preperation for the FA Cup final, can we come up with a song for Fellaini?

I have come up with this one (to the tune of Volaire)

"Fellaini, wooh oooh oooh, Fellaini, wooh oooh oooh, He comes from Belg-ium, He has hair like his Mum"

It surprisingly hasnt caught on yet! I reckon hearing the crowd sing his name will help the lad!

COYB
Amanda Huddleston, Manchester (but a blue)     Posted 24/04/2009 at 10:16:55

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Martin Kulkarni
1   Posted 24/04/2009 at 15:06:36

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Amanda

It’s Volare, which is an Italian verb (are/ere/ire) meaning to fly.

You say it hasn’t caught on yet.Does that mean you have been singing it on your own at GP and nobody joins in?

John Vanderwerff
2   Posted 24/04/2009 at 15:30:00

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How about:

Marou, Marou, Marou, Marou, Marouooo.

Marou, Marou, Marou, Marou, Marouooo.
Sam Morrison
3   Posted 24/04/2009 at 15:36:05

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To the tune of "That?s Amore":

When you can?t see the day cos his head?s in the way
That?s Fellaini...

If you can?t touch his hair, even up on a chair
That?s Fellaini...

When he picks up a card, with his great swinging arms
That?s Fellaini...

When the ball's silhouette hits the back of the net
? That?s Fellaini!!!!

Maybe someone can come up with a better last line...
Ciaran MacGiollaEoin
4   Posted 24/04/2009 at 15:58:19

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Sam,

I like it.
Derek Turnbull
5   Posted 24/04/2009 at 16:36:19

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I like his current one, only been sung a couple of times at the match so far but the ?Maro Fellaini you are the love of my life, Maro Fellaini I?d let you shag my wife, Maro Fellaini I wan't curly hair too'
John Dawson
6   Posted 24/04/2009 at 16:52:06

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Like the Vieira song:

"Fellaini, woah, Fellaini, woah
Defenders cannot reach
He looks like fuckin Screech
Fellaini, woah, Fellaini woah
No one else would dare
To wear that fuckin hair (shout "except Jo!"

Come on lads, it is late on Friday afternoon! haha
Si Kirwan
7   Posted 24/04/2009 at 17:03:56

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Maaaro-wan wan wan he will kick you if he can,
Maro wan wan wan he?s our fuckin superman!

To the tune Manure sing to "Anderson"
Alan Clarke
8   Posted 24/04/2009 at 17:52:30

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Does the guy warrant his own song? I’m always reminded of the song: "You’re so shit it’s unbelievable!" when he plays.
Sean McNally
9   Posted 24/04/2009 at 18:26:21

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The only thing that’s ’shit’ Alan is your post.....
sam morrison
10   Posted 24/04/2009 at 18:58:29

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which album is that, Alan?
Luke Berry
11   Posted 24/04/2009 at 19:08:06

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sam morrison.....its got to be this one, fucking inspired squire, i’ll be singing it mate.
Keith Glazzard
12   Posted 24/04/2009 at 19:46:14

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Amanda

One way to give him a boost would be this.

Fellaini, to English speakers, is pronounced like ’fell-ay-nee’. Most football commentators do it this way. But back with his family it will be much more like ’fell-a-ee-ni’. The ’fella’ bit at the start goes so well with BIG for us, so -

If a traditional chant such as -

Ne - ville - South - all, clap clap, clap clap clap

became

Fell - a - ee - ni, clap clap, clap clap clap clap

that could then be improved by chanting BIG as -

Fell - a - ee - ni, clap clap, clap clap clap Big
Fell - a - ee - ni ..... clap clap and so on.

I wish I could preview this as it could look like total nonsense (claptrap indeed), but it’s good way of getting Big Fella into a chant.
John Harris
13   Posted 24/04/2009 at 20:28:35

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This was his song in Belgium......
er........... to the tune of agadoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbO5uiNIdec
Dan McKie
14   Posted 24/04/2009 at 21:15:11

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There was one for him in the semi final programme, and it said we used it alot, but i cant say i have heard it at goodison. The tune of agadoo! It goes, "Fellai ni ni, he is over 6 foot 3, fellai ni ni, he is our new lee carsley, in the air, on the floor, feed the yak and he will score, he is big, he is blue, and hes coming after you"
Keith Glazzard
15   Posted 24/04/2009 at 22:08:37

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Cathal - I’ve had a go:

Fella ni ni ni
Better than Gabani
Fella ni ni ni
A great big fella he.
On the left, on the right
He keeps his passes tight
At a royal blue standard far
And he shits on Biglia.

A free translation .

But the Belgian lads got him right, and the Agadoo tune goes very well.

So, why not -

Fella ni ni ni
Better than Rooney
Fella ni ni ni
A great big fella he
On the left on the right
He keeps his passes tight
Fella ni ni ni ni
And he shits on Stevie G.

Nice and simple.

Keith Glazzard.

mick jones
16   Posted 24/04/2009 at 22:57:12

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Fella ni ni ni
he is over 6’3ft
Fella ni ni ni
he is our new Lee Carsley
in the air, on the floor
feed the yak an he will score
he is big, he is blue
an he’s cumin after youuuuuuu.......

Lynne Hill
17   Posted 25/04/2009 at 00:36:17

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Ive put this one on before, but just in case you missed it (sung to the tune of Ey Ay Adio)

Fellaini with the ’Fro
Fellaini with the ’Fro
Ey Ay Adio
Fellaini with the ’Fro

True, simple and catchy? YES!
COYB!
Ben Chambers
18   Posted 25/04/2009 at 09:17:16

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Fell-ai -ni ni ni
he’s better than Stevie G
Fell-ai -ni ni ni
He’s our midfield machine


On his left , on his right
He’s makes Liverpool look shite
Coz he plays for the blues
and he shits on Liv-er-pooooool!
Robert Jones
19   Posted 25/04/2009 at 09:08:21

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Micks is my favourite so far, quality
Andrew Mosey
20   Posted 18/05/2009 at 15:26:47

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Marouane Fellaini
You are the love of my life
Marouane Fellaini
I'll let you shag my wife
Marouane Fellaini
I want Fellaini hair tooooooo

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