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About the worst kit I have ever seen
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I know that it's the players who play in it and it does not matter what kit you wear, etc, but I have to say this new kit is quite simply embarrassing.
I for one won't be buying it and I know that there will be a lot more with my opinion on it as well.
Mark Holmes, Posted 02/06/2009 at 20:21:10
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2 Posted 03/06/2009 at 00:35:58
First impressions arent great, Umbro’s efforts havent been great in the past few years..
Sure it will grow on you once we start winning in it.
3 Posted 03/06/2009 at 01:00:30
4 Posted 03/06/2009 at 01:13:47
5 Posted 02/06/2009 at 12:42:35
Will leave the comments up to you guys.
6 Posted 03/06/2009 at 03:34:33
p??? This looks like a dress!!!
7 Posted 03/06/2009 at 04:05:18
8 Posted 03/06/2009 at 04:00:38
Has to be the girliest kit we’ve ever had. I think the fans should boycott it to send a message... We Deserve Better!
9 Posted 03/06/2009 at 04:08:26
10 Posted 03/06/2009 at 06:20:09
11 Posted 03/06/2009 at 06:27:40
Its one thing to decide to pay homeage to our heritage, but we could have done it with a bit more style.
12 Posted 03/06/2009 at 06:26:29
What annoys me though is in one way I am glad that we are celebrating the success we had with a similar kit in the 1980’s(the players names on the inside of the shirt been the best bit about the kit IMHO) but at the same time we are highlighting the lack of success since then(even more so after failing to win the other day) and we are setting ourselves up to be a laughing stock with this one.
I want to see this team breathe success and they need a new image for themselves. In the coming season they are going to have enough pressure on themselves just to try and repeat what they did this year nevermind trying to better it, I dont think they needed the weight of ’the greats’ of their shoulders aswell.
13 Posted 03/06/2009 at 07:23:30
However, I do like the away kit. It?s Kanye meets Goodison. Very cool. I?m just hoping they don?t fuck that one up like they did the home kit.
We really will be the laughing stock of the league with this kit.
14 Posted 03/06/2009 at 08:17:04
I’m certainly more likely to wear those tops that the kit!
15 Posted 03/06/2009 at 08:35:46
16 Posted 03/06/2009 at 08:39:53
17 Posted 03/06/2009 at 09:07:51
This is a monumental le-cock up from the merchandising team... Everton will lose a lot of money on this one.
18 Posted 03/06/2009 at 09:33:36
Honestly, a bleeding disgrace.
19 Posted 03/06/2009 at 09:56:57
20 Posted 03/06/2009 at 09:59:25
Also, the white V should taper to a point and it doesnt.. its also too big, compare Saha with the real ’85 kit: http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_football/GRAY_Andy_M_1985_GH_L.jpg
21 Posted 03/06/2009 at 10:04:42
As long as the lads play as well or better than this season just passed i wouldn’t care if they were wearing dresses.
22 Posted 03/06/2009 at 10:05:59
It's a football kit ? not a fashion statement and if the opposing fans are that anal that our kit bothers them, then so what?
23 Posted 03/06/2009 at 10:14:00
24 Posted 03/06/2009 at 11:02:00
I guarantee that up close in the flesh it will look even better. I would suggest though that the only people that will look good in it are athletes though, and the seam at the front does take a little getting used to, it's a marked improvement on the lazy Umbro templates we've been handed recently a la West Ham, Sunderland, Blackburn etc.. a unique modern original design for a unique team.
I'm with Mark above, though... football shirts are for footballers not a fashion statement. This is loads better than a lot of new kits I've seen, wait 'til you see Spurs monstrosity! And the redshites black away refs top... at least they will be now blatant about referee favouritism.
25 Posted 03/06/2009 at 10:57:51
I think I?ll have to see it in the shop first before I?d buy it though.
Away kit is going to be this: http://www.epltalk.com/new-0910-everton-home-away-shirts-revealed/4858
26 Posted 03/06/2009 at 11:14:19
27 Posted 03/06/2009 at 11:30:50
I quite like the design idea being a homage to the 85 kit but I was hoping it would be a more taylored fit like the 85 kit, This just looks like one of thos awful Toffs replicas with a baggy cut designed for 50 year old blokes with moobs.
Still, like someone pointed out, I’m sure it will grow on us once we start winning games in it.
28 Posted 03/06/2009 at 11:43:22
In recent seasons you’ve also had to get a magnifine glass to find out what change Umbro had made to the shirt.
29 Posted 03/06/2009 at 11:52:46
I’m also hoping the leaked pics of our away kit aren’t true. Black with pink pin stripes - I shit you not!
http://followeverton.com/2009/06/02/everton-new-kit-pictures-shockingly-poor-if-you-ask-me/
30 Posted 03/06/2009 at 12:08:44
31 Posted 03/06/2009 at 12:11:02
So the bra look is actually REAL!
It would not surprise me if the ’V’ is real too now!
32 Posted 03/06/2009 at 12:13:42
I think Billy might have had a hand in these designs...only joking BK lovers
33 Posted 03/06/2009 at 12:19:29
34 Posted 03/06/2009 at 11:57:49
35 Posted 03/06/2009 at 12:24:32
36 Posted 03/06/2009 at 12:38:34
37 Posted 03/06/2009 at 12:36:42
I do quite like the black and pink away strip though, even if it looks more like a polo uniform than a football shirt.
38 Posted 03/06/2009 at 12:56:41
39 Posted 03/06/2009 at 13:16:24
Couldn’t they find a designer to make a shirt out of one piece of material??
If the real shirt is like that I’m definitely NOT buying it.
40 Posted 03/06/2009 at 13:26:52
Who the bloody hell has designed this piece of shit?
41 Posted 03/06/2009 at 13:43:06
Pity too cos with the new shop opening I thought I?d make more of an effort to buy merchandising this season, but that?s a poor start by Le Cocks.
42 Posted 03/06/2009 at 13:50:34
http://evertondirect.evertonfc.com/stores/everton/products/product_details.aspx?pid=57996
43 Posted 03/06/2009 at 15:16:44
Umbro have been making shite for the past 3 years and this is a mile better.
The training stuff is absolute class and the new evertondirect.com is also quality. Plenty of choice and the stuff looks very good quality.
Anything is an improvement JJB and Umbro in my opinion and Kitbag and Le Coq are off to a flyer if you ask me.
PS. I hope the sketches of the away kit were someones idea of a bad joke. Fuck me, it looks a Gay Freddy Krugers away top.
44 Posted 03/06/2009 at 16:37:53
45 Posted 03/06/2009 at 16:47:06
46 Posted 03/06/2009 at 17:11:56
Here’s an idea. Why not get the manufacturers to knock up a few prototypes. Stick them on the OS, here, bluekipper etc and get people to vote for which one they like best. Then go for that one.That way people might actually go out and buy the thing. I suppose that’s too easy for us.
I’m praying that this isn’t going to be the final product but have a horrible feeling it will be.
47 Posted 03/06/2009 at 19:02:54
Bet there laughing at us right now. Even I find it amusing.
48 Posted 03/06/2009 at 19:36:53
WTF? So we can give the lads a plain, blue, £1.99 fruit of the loom job, and we shouldn’t care?
The kit being shown is truly horrible. It’s the ugliest kit I’ve ever seen since the PL began.
I could design something better than that.
49 Posted 03/06/2009 at 21:52:37
50 Posted 03/06/2009 at 22:23:06
51 Posted 03/06/2009 at 23:13:51
52 Posted 04/06/2009 at 01:09:55
Maybe he?s just out to prove a point!!
53 Posted 04/06/2009 at 06:56:03
54 Posted 04/06/2009 at 10:37:46
And some of the other stuff looks proper smart like the training range and other stuff, it's a lot different to the other shirts we?ve had recently, and I've brought a new kit almost every season and looked at it and thought, "What's the diffrence?" At least theres a change here and it looks good, it's blue with a bit of white, it's got an Everton badge... what's not to like?!
And for anyone who says they're not going to buy it, fair play, do what you like... but really do stop going on about it like it's the end of the world! If Arteta left, fair enough, say it's a fucking disgrace blah blah blah, but you're all getting so upset over something that isn't going to make a lot of difference to us as a club! It's just a shirt!
55 Posted 04/06/2009 at 13:55:05
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/new-kit-image-gallery.html?cp=5#gallery
56 Posted 04/06/2009 at 22:06:59
Here was me hoping we'd go for something fresh and innovative for the coming season, seeing as we have now adopted the mantle of a club who is renowned for blooding talented and promising youngsters, all I see when I look at that kit is a second rate kit designer stuck in a timewarp who has merely thrown a few hotch-potched ideas into the mix. Fair enough, they've rather surprisingly opted for Leon Osman as the model, and let's face it, he could make a Hugo Boss suit look raggy-arse!
I was just hoping for something fresher that makes a statement, and I honestly can't see kids running out in their droves to snap up this design. Something along the lines of the Italy shirt made by kappa, with it's slimmer fit, modern print and fresh detail would be what I was expecting, I think Portsmouth and Chelsea have gone down similar lines with their kits recently also. (I do take on board the issues that your average 20 stone beer-guzzling fan might have with this - but then again, we do sell polo shirts in the merchandise store!)
Every Evertonian I speak to at the moment crows about the expectations of youth with the promise of Rodwell, Gosling, Vaughan et al, and that hopefully this is the dawn of an exciting new era for our beloved club - surely this year more than any other, would have been the right time to throw out something more bold and daring???
I fully expect a barrage of protests from all you historical blues out there, but personally I am thinking of the future right now, and so might I add, are the 4 teams we're trying to catch!!!!
57 Posted 05/06/2009 at 13:01:16


1 Posted 03/06/2009 at 00:35:18
Pretty poor effort IMO.