ToffeeWeb - Season 2008-09

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Bluetooth, My Arse!

Well I take all of my synicism back. Just as I was beginning to think that the summer was a complete and total shambles for our club, a fucking DISASTER of magnificent proportions even, the club have come up trumps and announced that there will be Bluetooth available at Goodison for the coming season. Well I for one am able to rest easy now knowing that our club have been working like trojans during the transfer window, not to sign any players mind but to provide a much needed blue fucking tooth service during our home matches. That's great.

Well at least that when we are getting our arses kicked on the field we can be distracted by gawking at our mobiles having the latest shite propaganda and subsicription sales shite shoved down our big gaping gullable necks.

(For the benefit of anyone who hasn't noticed, I am being sarcastic.)
Jim Slade, Formby Posted 15/08/2008 at 23:44:17

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Dean Johnson
1 Posted 16/08/2008 at 07:30:45

Why on earth do we need bluetooth?

I work with bluetooth technology every day and kow that it isn?t an exact science and breaks down frequently.

besides, when connected, does this mean that EFC will bombard you with a load of adverts and promotions?

I think so

Neil Humphrey
2 Posted 16/08/2008 at 08:05:46

I walked past Goodison earlier and my phone beeped. Incoming Bluetooth message. It said ?riquelme signs?.

Scott Robertson
3 Posted 16/08/2008 at 08:19:29

haha,,, Great post! Gave me a much needed chuckle. Blue tooth my arse indeed!

Alex Taylor
4 Posted 16/08/2008 at 09:01:24

Class Neil! Your cheered me up no end!
Get Bill’s lie of the week direct to you your phone!! Watch this space!

Garry Martin
5 Posted 16/08/2008 at 09:42:49

If you didn?t laugh you?d fucking cry... what a major step forward for the club!!!!, big news (I think not).

Nick Gartland
6 Posted 16/08/2008 at 10:10:00

What’s wrong with his moaning, its not like we haven’t got anything to moan about....

Mick Fleming
7 Posted 16/08/2008 at 10:15:41

Did you send that in on Bluetooth Steven?

phil roberts
8 Posted 16/08/2008 at 10:23:45

Why couldn’t have been more useful - like Bluetooth being a dentist surgery set up in the ground so you could go and get your teeth done during the match.

Marc Williams
9 Posted 16/08/2008 at 12:08:40

Perhaps Davey could use it to contact some agents or Bill to tie up some investment !

Will bluetooth be available at Goodison 24/7 ?

EJRuane
10 Posted 16/08/2008 at 17:50:05

EVERTON 2 BLACKBURN 3 - YOU CAN STICK YOUR FUCKING BLUETOOTH UP YOUR FRECKLE!

(being 49, I have NOidea what bluetooth is but...whatever it is, stick it up your arse)

Paul Caslin
11 Posted 16/08/2008 at 17:42:26

As usual, something dreamt up by the Board at Goodison doesnt work!!!

Gavin Ramejkis
12 Posted 16/08/2008 at 19:06:21

My bluetooth is switched on all the time as I use it for my headset, tomtom and connecting to my pc and laptop and not a dickie bird in the ground, usual story probably broken. On a different subject, how fucking amateur and embarassing was that blow up goal shite at half time?

Harry Haristothemos
13 Posted 18/08/2008 at 08:34:06

I suppose that it never occured to you that you could just switch it off then?

Its just another communication tool that you can choose to use or not (as the case may be).