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Superstars in Seattle

Temperatures had cooled off considerably for Everton's last day of training at the Starfire Sports complex in Tukwila, just south of Seattle, where they were greeted by a boisterous group of fanatical Evertonians... including ace photographer Dermot Reilly (Click pictures to view larger versions of Dermot's brilliant handiwork)

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The Heroes arrive

The lads looked a little jaded as they strolled along the access path and into the fenced area where training was set to take place. No wonder — they had been out on an impromptu meet & greet with a few lucky fans in an Irish pub down in Seattle's famous Pioneer Square district the night before... But today was all about conditioning and some ball work, so, after some sutably mild warm-up routines, it was pleasing to see David Moyes right in there, setting the tone as he paired off the players for a spell of "nogginball":

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Tim & Pip play Nogginball

There was plenty of standing around but thankfully no arguing, and you could tell Moyesy kept a tight ship, with discipline and teamwork... my question is: What's with the bras!?!?!

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Why is Tim wearing a bra?!?

Tim Cahill was obviously too embarrassed to show his face... but not to worry, the kick & run stuff soon started in earnest, with a complex routine that involved two strikers bearing in on a lone defender — Moyesey himself — while superb pinpoint crosses were belted in from the left wing by Stevie P and Leighton Baines. Fellaini and the others sharpened their shooting skills while Hibbo just kinda stood around in the background.

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David Moyes explains the importance of staying onside

Moyes proved to be such an effective defender that Tim Howard and Carlo Nash, who were supposed to be getting shot-stopping practise, also just stood around, ball-watching and holding up the goalposts.

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Tim & Carl admire the Manager's defensive prowess

All in all, it was a good session for the lads, with Moyes *& Round putting them thorough their paces while the fans looked on in awe. They looked well primed for Saturday's massive challenge in the Edmonton CUp against River Plate.

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Photographer Dermot Reilly with ... who is that ugly guy with the false beard & dark glasses?

Photograhs by Dermot Reilly
Michael Kenrick     Posted 25/07/2009 at 00:19:32

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Dave Wilson
1   Posted 25/07/2009 at 07:59:33

Nice images, everyones looking relaxed.

Is anyone out there close to the action who can give us a quick report on the mood of the camp etc ?

perhaps that ugly fella ???
Jip Foster
2   Posted 25/07/2009 at 08:15:02

The "bras" are heart monitors, worn by the players during training.
Kevin Sparke
3   Posted 25/07/2009 at 08:20:25

It’s Osama Bin Laden!

They do look like Heart Rate Monitors ... Using these it is possible to ascertain if the player is working within the training zone EG not putting too much or too little effort into training... it’s also possible to pick up the signs of a virus a few days before they become symptomatic... very important in these Swine Flu days.
Chad Schofield
4   Posted 25/07/2009 at 08:55:06

Great pictures! Not sure what Gary Speed and Leon are doing there though! ;)
Steve Carter
5   Posted 25/07/2009 at 10:46:46

Bra or heart monitor, looks like the Yak can’t be arsed either way.
Lee Smith
6   Posted 25/07/2009 at 13:28:11

Either Fellaini needs the toilet or he is getting VERY excited by the little team talk
Andy Morden
7   Posted 25/07/2009 at 14:37:32

Nice pics and report. So Michael, did you take the opportunity to discuss a more attacking mindset with Mr. Moyes?
Franny Porter
8   Posted 25/07/2009 at 17:00:40

Thats a good point Andy Morden.

Michael, after spending much of your life slagging of Moyes and his tactics, am I correct in presuming you took the opportunity to give him a few pointers?

I doubt it, much easier from the safety of a keyboard isnt it?
Andy Morden
9   Posted 26/07/2009 at 12:53:37

Ah, thats a bit harsh Franny. I was being a bit tongue in cheek knowing Michael’s position on tactics, but it was a genuine question. It would be a fascinating exchange of views and I’m sure that us Evertonians would love to get some direct insight into Moyes’s tactical moves. Or at least see how he responds.
Chad Schofield
10   Posted 26/07/2009 at 14:39:33

I’d put money on Moyes not saying anything along the lines of not knowing as he’s only the manager or being bored with the question!
Franny Porter
11   Posted 26/07/2009 at 18:04:21

Andy, I'm pretty sure Moyes couldn't give two fucks about Kenrick's blighted views.
Michael Kenrick
Editorial Team
12   Posted 26/07/2009 at 18:22:27

Nice one, Andy. Unfortunately, I didn’t get down to the pub for a one-on-one chat with my hero Moyesey. However, it was mildy amusing for me to see that the prime element of the brief training session I witnessed included pairs of attackers bearing down on this single lone defender, with balls being pumped in from the wings. Yobo? Lescott? .. No, it was Davey himself they had to beat. I just thought that was ironic somehow.

I had to leave and so got no opportunity to meet the man himself; I doubt the conversation would have gone in that direction though.

Meanwhile, back on this website, most people retain an element of civility discussing things Everton... and then there’s arsey prats like Franny Porter, who just can’t tolerate other people’s firmly held opinions without getting nasty about them.

Moyes is a defender; even as a manager, Moyes clearly thinks like a defender; Moyes’s primary tactical concern is defence — Job One; Moyes makes the team play defensively, with a perennial defensive mindset. Call it blighted all you want. Am I wrong? I don't think so.

Of course there are reasons for this; to me, Moyes's inability to get past them (except on rare occasions), when he has gotten past almost every other barrier thrown in his way, only reinforces the degree to which his conservative approach to the game represents a self-imposed limitation to our progress.

Franny Porter
13   Posted 26/07/2009 at 19:06:57

Michael, I wasnt getting nasty about your ’firmly held opinions’ whether I agree with them or not. I was merely pointing out that you like to slate Moyes on here on a regular basis and I very much doubted that you would have said anything to the man's face given the opportunity.

The fact you go on to call me ’an arsey prat’ merely strengthens my point that you are nothing more than a ’keyboard assasin’.

One last point, I have seen on here, on more than one occasion, posts from yourself where you berate other people's views. So do us a favour, and get down of you high horse, you arsey prat.
Michael Kenrick
Editorial Team
14   Posted 26/07/2009 at 22:42:27

Let’s see... from your previous contributions: "The response to this post is a fucking joke, some people need to get off their high horses and stop trying to show how much more intelligent they are than other posters."

What was that about "keyboard assassin"? Since all you seem to be able to do on here is gripe and snipe, you must be feeling just a little intimidated perhaps.
Marco Buonfiglio
15   Posted 28/07/2009 at 23:21:58

Re the ’bra’, I don’t know whether it was after the semi-final, but I thought I saw Cahill wearing a similar rig-out towards the end of the season when he took his shirt off after a game. Has he had a shoulder injury in the past? Unless Jip’s right, which suggests they may even be monitoring players’ vital signs during games.

Re Big Bird: I thought he was getting a haircut at the end of the season. Or does it grow that fast?

Re mindsets: the only side I’ve ever known who truly seemed to believe the "If They Score Three, We’ll Just Score Four" philosophy were Brazil 1970, who could, and had to; their defence was middling at best , they were just rarely tested. (I’m too young to remember Real Madrid in the early 60s).
Pretty much every manager since - who’s had to build - has built from the back, and then through the spine. Which I think is why if defensive players (qv Kroldrup) don’t measure up, they’re swiftly shipped out (leaving aside for the moment why he was purchased in the first place).

There’s a book - or maybe a pamphlet; OK, an article - to be written on whether managers (especially the great ones) create teams in their own (playing) images. Busby and Kendall were cultured midfielders; Shankly (arguably) less so. Catterick and Ferguson were workaday centre-forwards; Clough a brilliant, individualistic one (who won the European Cup twice with a collection of crocks, has-beens and promising youngsters. And a good goalie). I haven’t a clue where the Specious One fits in here. Go figure.

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