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A possible chant for Bilyaletdinov??
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Right fellow ToffeeWebbers, I know this may be slightly jumping the gun due to the fact that young Bily hasn't really had a chance to show us how good he is but if he turns out to be a (not so little corker!) could this be a possible chant for him?
To the tune of Danny Boy:
Oh Bily boy... the ball, the ball is calling,
So lift your head and turn towards that goal,
Oh Bily boy... we love it when you're scoring,
So show your best and go score us a goal.
Just a thought guys, would love to hear your responses, or any other ideas.
COYB
Luke Berry, Posted 03/09/2009 at 23:21:18
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(phoenetic)
"Oooohh Billy Billy..... Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy alt-dinov"
"Oooooooh, Woahhhh, Bily.... Ooh Aaah, I wanna know — woooahhh, how you say your name!"
:-)
He may be one of these overseas players who cannot adapt to the Premier League or the UK.
Fingers crossed he’s good though.
"Lyalya", or Bilyash (depending) tried his hand at rap once. It wasn’t great, but maybe he’ll come out with his own ditty one day!!
’Should play that Bily from the start next game and fuck Osman off’
’Is that another Russian we’ve signed?’
Dini-YAR, Bil-ya-let- din-ov etc... or is that one saved for big Dunc? It works in terms of fitting in all the syllables and the Russian angle too, make him feel right at home, with, erm, the Pet Shop Boys.
Been practising the name, what with lots of spare time on me hands, and I start saying it out loud with the phrase ’Will you let him off’ in my head. Works a treat!
I think it would be disrespectful to the big fella if we were to use it on someone else, besides he might get in a big mood and send a fleet of his pigeons to shit on us all on match day!!
Come on Bily,
Can you score us a goal
At this moment it means everything,
The teams in a mess,
We need you your the best,
Ah come on Bily.
Bilyaletdinov!
Everybody's rushing for those Russian boots, Russian boots, Bily's boots, shooting boots!
What! Too soon?
Poor little Bily-boy he did what he was told,
He glided past the Shite's defence and stuck one in the goal,
BilyBily, BilyBily ohhh
BilyBily, BilyBily
All the Shite were tied up in knots and the Blues are on a roll.
Give me a Bil,
Give me a Ya,
Give me a Let,
Give me a Din,
Give me an Oooooooooooooooovvv.....
Bil-ya-let-din-ov!!! etc
(to the tune of bless ’em all)
Gerrimoff!
Gerrimoff!
He’s fucking crap
that Bilyaletdinov...etc etc.
To the tune of The Delfonics - Didn’t I (Blow Your Mind This Time):
Diniyar blew your mind this time, Diniyar, oh
Diniyar blew your mind this time, Diniyar!
Diniyar do it baby... Diniyar I do it baby
Diniyar do it baby... Diniyar do it baby.
DINI - BILY ........
Simple, should let him know he’s welcome and will get more elegiac as the performances pile up (which I suspect they will).
He’s Clear!
He’s bookshelves from Ikea!
Bily Boy,
Bily Boy.....
(I’ll get me coat).
Replace *someone* is our leader with "Bil y a let din ov, Bil y a let din ov" and away we go!
Bil y a let din ov
Bil y a let din ov
A laa la la
A laa la la
That’s got to be a winner??!!!
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