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It's just a little embarrassing

Ok, so I'm not on here to rant and rave, but more to just vent my frustration at what I perceive to be mistakes that are not being corrected.

Now, I'm a teacher and when anyone in my class makes a mistake, I ask them to have another go, until they are confident at doing what ever they have been learning. Now, I'm no super teacher... but Moyes is Everton's teacher. So... on the playground today he should be doing the following few things:

1. Yobo needs to learn how to kick a ball. Every time I see him play, he either skews balls high into the stand or he doesn't actualy connect at all.

2. Pass and Move - why can't Everton pass and then run into space? Admittedly, yesterday was better but these players are pros who have been taught since day one to pass and move... so why are the players just starting to do this? It's like grown men taking baby steps for the first time!

3. Moyes needs to sort himself out by taking himself to one side and searching for his balls. Liverpool yesterday scored right after that nonsense substitution business. Moyes, get some balls and demand players to come off — don't ask them if they want to!!

4. Let's now make no mistake but if Everton were a school, then Jo would definitley be out of class in my special educational needs group. Firstly for learning the offside rule and then for learning how to be Brazilian — he needs some cultural understanding!

Right...I guess that has turned into a rant. I'm sorry. Now can you please publish this as I really am sad and need to see my whine on screen. I'm sorry for my past misgivings!!
Chris Marston, Canterbury, Kent Posted 30/11/2009 at 12:56:02

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Mick Wrende
1 Posted 30/11/2009 at 17:15:07

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Seems to me you are saying Moyes is the problem. He picks Yobo and Jo and he determines whether we pass the ball or not. Most supporters are heartily sick of him. The problem is no-one else would have him.

Bryan Douglas
2 Posted 30/11/2009 at 17:48:02

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"It’s just a little embarrassing"

NO IT’S NOT IT’S BLOODY AWFUL!

Paul Henshaw
3 Posted 30/11/2009 at 17:50:04

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Jo......
The worst Brazilian since David Blunkett was let loose on his girlfriend’s bits with a razor! Enough said.

Kunal Desai
4 Posted 30/11/2009 at 18:14:19

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The way I see, at the very minimum, let’s get 5 more points from the next 5 games which takes us to 20 points - half way through the season and then muddle together another 20 points in the second half. We can’t be looking any further ahead until we’ve reached this target.

Does anyone know if we can cut Jo’s loan deal and send him back to City?

Andrew Flanagan
5 Posted 30/11/2009 at 19:15:01

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I’ll give Jo his due. Not only can he not hit a barn door with a banjo, he’s the only player to prove that zonal marking can actuallly work. Every other club takes advantage of this against Liverpool and then he fucking gets done by it. Typical!

Ray Robinson
6 Posted 30/11/2009 at 20:21:02

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I agree that he doesn’t understand the offside rule!

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