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Phil Neville Worldwide sensation!

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I've just been on twitter and looked in the bottom right hand corner. What's that? Phil Neville is trending? Trending WORLDWIDE! Ha ha!

It appears the rave reviews of Gareth Bale last night have been tempered with the fact our Phil had him in his pocket a few weeks ago!

Landon Donovan has even been on twitter to exclaim ?Phil Neville is trending?!? What has this world come to?!?!?!??

That's put a smile on my face today!
Dean Williamson, Liverpool     Posted 03/11/2010 at 19:19:02

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Paul Foster
1   Posted 03/11/2010 at 12:39:07

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Phil Neville is currently trending worldwide on Twitter due to a Chuck Norris-esque trend. There are some beauties like "Santa Clause is only giving Phil Neville the day off", "Phil Neville's right foot was the inspiration for James Blunt's You're Beautiful", "Phil Neville is on Gillette Soccer Special tonight. On his own, watching all four games and reading out the scores" and "Phil Neville gave Alex Ferguson his first chewing gum and dared him not to spit it out".

Even Landon Donovan is getting involved.
Gerry Quinn
2   Posted 03/11/2010 at 15:11:31

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Interesting article for Evertonians regarding the Phil Neville topic.......
http://mikewhalley.wordpress.com/2010/11/03/how-to-stop-gareth-bale-the-twitter-way/

Love the descriptions....
?Phil Neville can slam a revolving door.? etc.
Nick Entwistle
3   Posted 03/11/2010 at 15:37:26

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Gerry, nice blog posted there. Have no idea how this new media stuff works (apparently shameful for a 32 year old) and even though I've decided to find out, I still don't know.

However, when BBC used to have forum sites for each club there was a simular thread for Big Dunc saying the smae kinda thing that Neville is getting. It was so good, it could have been made into a book, but the BBC dropped those pages as their servers couldn't take any more cap'ain.
Paul O'Hanlon
4   Posted 03/11/2010 at 17:51:11

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The twitter stuff about Neville is hilarious!
Adrian Senior
5   Posted 03/11/2010 at 18:10:49

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http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2010/11/03/everton-fc-captain-phil-neville-conquers-twitter-after-gareth-bale-s-champions-league-masterclass-100252-27595904/

Too funny!
Jon Ferguson
6   Posted 03/11/2010 at 23:10:51

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I'm willing to show my ignorance. I'm under 30 and so should probably know, but what is 'trending'?
Peter Dry
7   Posted 03/11/2010 at 23:12:53

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Phil Neville had a fight with Superman once, let's just say that the loser ended up wearing their pants over their trousers.
Brian Drinkwater
8   Posted 03/11/2010 at 22:56:09

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Get on Twitter ? it's going Phil Neville crazy!

"We all live in a Neville Wonderland, Phil Neville Wonderland, Phil Neville Wonderland!"

PN18's image rights will be going through the roof!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie Sweet
9   Posted 03/11/2010 at 23:17:49

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It seems to have gone crazy! Supposedly based on the fact that Gareth Bale is awesome, but Pip kept him in his back pocket for 90 minutes.

Here's just a few examples of what people all over the world are "Tweeting".

God made the world in 7 days, Phil Neville could have done it in 7 hours and would have done a better job too!

Phil Neville doesn?t flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

Phil Neville is in Freddy Krueger's nightmares

Phil Neville can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Phil Neville doesn?t do push ups. He presses the earth down.

Phil Neville drew 1-1 with Liverpool entirely on his own - and that was after getting sent off after 10 minutes.
Jamie Sweet
10   Posted 03/11/2010 at 23:19:51

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Phil Neville is coming... Look Busy
Leon Perrin
11   Posted 04/11/2010 at 00:14:00

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I'm completely out of my depth on so many levels here.
Pat Finegan
12   Posted 04/11/2010 at 02:13:47

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I almost just got a twitter account. Almost but not quite.

Phil Neville lost his virginity before his dad.

Phil Neville once decided to sell his urine in a can. We now know this as Red Bull.

Phil Neville can divide by zero.

Phil Neville's tears are the cure for cancer. It's a shame he's never cried.
Jamie Sweet
13   Posted 04/11/2010 at 02:27:52

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Apparently The Queen sings "God Save Phil Neville!"
David Chait
14   Posted 04/11/2010 at 07:35:29

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Pat., Jamie.. those are brilliant... some new ones too....

Jon don't feel bad.. I had never heard of trending before either...
Derek Thomas
15   Posted 04/11/2010 at 08:51:50

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Twitter? tweets? how many tweets make a TWAT.

David Cameron pre election

Vox Populi aka the chattering classes.

It's a sign of the times, everything has been devalued. It used to be your 15 mins of fame and that was fleeting enough. It's now your 15 kilobytes of fame.

Twitter, Tweets TWATS, 'nuff said.
Jamie Morgan
16   Posted 04/11/2010 at 09:33:01

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Phil Neville can play a full 90 mins in just under an hour!
Tony I'Anson
17   Posted 04/11/2010 at 09:48:57

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"I'm Phil Neville and so is my wife." said in high pitched voice. (LoB)
Eugene Ruane
18   Posted 04/11/2010 at 10:13:12

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Looks like Phil's very similar to Chuck Norris.

Although I reckon Chuck just has the edge as he can probably look up, see an unmarked team-mate ten feet away, play a simple pass and find his man.

Dave Roberts
19   Posted 04/11/2010 at 11:06:58

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Eugene

Party pooper!
Christopher Anakin
20   Posted 04/11/2010 at 11:14:14

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Britain's clocks went back an hour on Sunday because Phil Neville wanted another hour in bed with his wife.


Gareth Bale wasn't running past Maicon he was running away from Phil Neville


When Phil Neville tackled Ronaldo, the earth moved on it Axis


When women have sex with Phil Neville, they instantly become a member of the mile high club.
Stephen Kenny
21   Posted 04/11/2010 at 12:44:55

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Comedy!
Tony J Williams
22   Posted 04/11/2010 at 13:31:19

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"Gareth Bale wasn't running past Maicon he was running away from Phil Neville"

This is the best one by a mile.
Eugene Ruane
23   Posted 04/11/2010 at 13:32:31

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Sorry Dave

(hangs head, leaves party taking bottle of Calvados someone else brought, leaving bottle of Black Tower I brought)
Graham Holliday
24   Posted 04/11/2010 at 15:30:54

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Windows 7 was Phil Neville's idea
Richard Diver
25   Posted 04/11/2010 at 16:31:51

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Phil Neville is an anagram of ?ill vein help?

Too much time on my hands
James Carroll
26   Posted 04/11/2010 at 16:56:26

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Phil Neville doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Ian Kearney
27   Posted 04/11/2010 at 17:25:23

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Death once had a near Phil Neville experience
Jon Cox
28   Posted 04/11/2010 at 18:34:27

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Eugene (23) ha ha classic, but i brought the Blue Nun.....
Nick Entwistle
29   Posted 04/11/2010 at 19:40:24

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Been watching family guy James?

Better throw one in... During a goal celebration Phill Neville runs over and gives Moyes instructions.
Mike Allison
30   Posted 04/11/2010 at 20:41:20

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"Gareth Bale wasn't running past Maicon he was running away from Phil Neville"

Agree this is the winner, but there were loads more.

When Phil Neville crosses the road, the cars look both ways.
Lyndon Lloyd
31   Posted 04/11/2010 at 23:59:58

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Jon Ferguson: I'm willing to show my ignorance. I'm under 30 and so should probably know, but what is 'trending'?

"Trending" simply means a topic is being mentioned by a lot of people; in this case Phil Neville was for a time among the top 10 most tweeted topics in the world, which is quite an achievement given the huge variety of stuff people spend their lives tweeting about.

If you have a Twitter account, there is a section on your page devoted to the ten "trending" topics for that moment which you can filter more locally or globally.

Jon Cox
32   Posted 05/11/2010 at 20:09:19

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Albert Perkins drives a double overhead cam, twin turbo milk float.
Dave Smith
33   Posted 05/11/2010 at 21:07:52

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We have already had an apocolypse. But the Four Horseman met Phill Neville first, and he Slide Tackled them back to hell.

The Boogy Man checks his wardrobe for Phill Neville.

I have just seen Phill Neville wandering aroung in the rain. But he's not getting wet - the rain is getting Phill Nevilled.

Phill Neville has the worlds best poker face. He once won the World Poker Championships with a two of hearts, a juno card, two top trumps and an Everton shiney sticker from the 95 Prem League sticker book collection.

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