I've just been on twitter and looked in the bottom right hand corner. What's that? Phil Neville is trending? Trending WORLDWIDE! Ha ha!
It appears the rave reviews of Gareth Bale last night have been tempered with the fact our Phil had him in his pocket a few weeks ago!
Landon Donovan has even been on twitter to exclaim ?Phil Neville is trending?!? What has this world come to?!?!?!??
That's put a smile on my face today!
Dean Williamson, Posted 03/11/2010 at 19:19:02
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1 Posted 03/11/2010 at 12:39:07
Even Landon Donovan is getting involved.
2 Posted 03/11/2010 at 15:11:31
Love the descriptions....
?Phil Neville can slam a revolving door.? etc.
3 Posted 03/11/2010 at 15:37:26
However, when BBC used to have forum sites for each club there was a simular thread for Big Dunc saying the smae kinda thing that Neville is getting. It was so good, it could have been made into a book, but the BBC dropped those pages as their servers couldn't take any more cap'ain.
4 Posted 03/11/2010 at 17:51:11
5 Posted 03/11/2010 at 18:10:49
6 Posted 03/11/2010 at 23:10:51
7 Posted 03/11/2010 at 23:12:53
8 Posted 03/11/2010 at 22:56:09
"We all live in a Neville Wonderland, Phil Neville Wonderland, Phil Neville Wonderland!"
PN18's image rights will be going through the roof!!!!!!!!!!
9 Posted 03/11/2010 at 23:17:49
Here's just a few examples of what people all over the world are "Tweeting".
God made the world in 7 days, Phil Neville could have done it in 7 hours and would have done a better job too!
Phil Neville doesn?t flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
Phil Neville is in Freddy Krueger's nightmares
Phil Neville can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Phil Neville doesn?t do push ups. He presses the earth down.
Phil Neville drew 1-1 with Liverpool entirely on his own - and that was after getting sent off after 10 minutes.
10 Posted 03/11/2010 at 23:19:51
11 Posted 04/11/2010 at 00:14:00
12 Posted 04/11/2010 at 02:13:47
Phil Neville lost his virginity before his dad.
Phil Neville once decided to sell his urine in a can. We now know this as Red Bull.
Phil Neville can divide by zero.
Phil Neville's tears are the cure for cancer. It's a shame he's never cried.
13 Posted 04/11/2010 at 02:27:52
14 Posted 04/11/2010 at 07:35:29
Jon don't feel bad.. I had never heard of trending before either...
15 Posted 04/11/2010 at 08:51:50
David Cameron pre election
Vox Populi aka the chattering classes.
It's a sign of the times, everything has been devalued. It used to be your 15 mins of fame and that was fleeting enough. It's now your 15 kilobytes of fame.
Twitter, Tweets TWATS, 'nuff said.
16 Posted 04/11/2010 at 09:33:01
17 Posted 04/11/2010 at 09:48:57
18 Posted 04/11/2010 at 10:13:12
Although I reckon Chuck just has the edge as he can probably look up, see an unmarked team-mate ten feet away, play a simple pass and find his man.
19 Posted 04/11/2010 at 11:06:58
20 Posted 04/11/2010 at 11:14:14
Gareth Bale wasn't running past Maicon he was running away from Phil Neville
When Phil Neville tackled Ronaldo, the earth moved on it Axis
When women have sex with Phil Neville, they instantly become a member of the mile high club.
21 Posted 04/11/2010 at 12:44:55
22 Posted 04/11/2010 at 13:31:19
This is the best one by a mile.
23 Posted 04/11/2010 at 13:32:31
(hangs head, leaves party taking bottle of Calvados someone else brought, leaving bottle of Black Tower I brought)
24 Posted 04/11/2010 at 15:30:54
25 Posted 04/11/2010 at 16:31:51
Too much time on my hands
26 Posted 04/11/2010 at 16:56:26
27 Posted 04/11/2010 at 17:25:23
28 Posted 04/11/2010 at 18:34:27
29 Posted 04/11/2010 at 19:40:24
Better throw one in... During a goal celebration Phill Neville runs over and gives Moyes instructions.
30 Posted 04/11/2010 at 20:41:20
Agree this is the winner, but there were loads more.
When Phil Neville crosses the road, the cars look both ways.
31 Posted 04/11/2010 at 23:59:58
"Trending" simply means a topic is being mentioned by a lot of people; in this case Phil Neville was for a time among the top 10 most tweeted topics in the world, which is quite an achievement given the huge variety of stuff people spend their lives tweeting about.
If you have a Twitter account, there is a section on your page devoted to the ten "trending" topics for that moment which you can filter more locally or globally.
32 Posted 05/11/2010 at 20:09:19
33 Posted 05/11/2010 at 21:07:52
The Boogy Man checks his wardrobe for Phill Neville.
I have just seen Phill Neville wandering aroung in the rain. But he's not getting wet - the rain is getting Phill Nevilled.
Phill Neville has the worlds best poker face. He once won the World Poker Championships with a two of hearts, a juno card, two top trumps and an Everton shiney sticker from the 95 Prem League sticker book collection.
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