As it's quiet, I thought I would just simply ask two questions:
- Would we accept our players poncing around in snoods?
- And secondly, it's inevitable one of our players will be wearing one soon so (unless I've already missed one)... Who do the toffeewebbers think will be the criminal?
I personally fear it will be Beckford who trots out in one ? not endearing himself any further to his detractors.
I do hope though that Moyesy, Neville and Cahill make sure that, if anyone tries to wear one, it gets ripped off straight away.
Andrew Fair , Posted 07/12/2010 at 09:18:51
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1 Posted 07/12/2010 at 14:43:19
2 Posted 07/12/2010 at 14:47:04
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7 Posted 07/12/2010 at 16:12:23
In terms of what Toffee is most likely to don a snood, its gotta be Piennaar. He's been wearing gloves since September FFS...
8 Posted 07/12/2010 at 16:11:04
9 Posted 07/12/2010 at 16:25:05
Hmmm... embedding from TwitVid (vieo for twits?) don't seem to work like YouTube... here's the link: Twitvid
10 Posted 07/12/2010 at 16:38:39
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16 Posted 07/12/2010 at 16:52:14
Thanks for editing my article, Michael ? reads very nicely now. I should have sent you my dissertation.
17 Posted 07/12/2010 at 17:05:45
18 Posted 07/12/2010 at 17:04:52
Regarding these snood things, this is the first time I've heard of them. Anyone wearing one on a football pitch should be impaled on a rusty spike then flogged with barbed wire soaked in piss.
Anyway, moan over, I'm off for my tea.
19 Posted 07/12/2010 at 17:14:36
20 Posted 07/12/2010 at 20:14:36
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22 Posted 07/12/2010 at 21:22:45
"If that goal had been scored by Chelsea or Arsenal or Liverpool, no not Liverpool, it would have made the front pages, but because it's an unfashionable club it will probably be classed as a lucky goal."
Two quotes from one man on MotD on Saturday. These are not the quotes of a twat, they are the quotes of someone who understands more about football than most... Robbie Savage.
23 Posted 07/12/2010 at 21:31:50
If, however, for instance, Jermain Beckford jumped for a header and his slim neck and head permitted his snood to move up and over his eyes and he resultantly squandered an open-goal opportunity....
24 Posted 07/12/2010 at 21:11:31
25 Posted 07/12/2010 at 21:48:17
Watch the video above and then tell me Robbie Savage is not a twat.
Those quotes you have typed are typical Robbie Savage quotes. Words are cheap. He likes to come across as the average guy on the street / fan but he comes across to me as a bit of a creep who contrives his comments to manipulate his image and inflate his popularity. He is completely up his own arse.
He also has a regular go at callers slating players for not trying in matches / perceived lack of effort. His own book actually refers to some games he played in when he admits not trying. It's proof that indeed he understands more about football than the average man on the street. Isn't effort the least fans can expect?
And, before you take me to task, no I haven't met him but perception is reality in the media world (see video above for proof).
26 Posted 07/12/2010 at 23:49:21
27 Posted 08/12/2010 at 01:33:25
It's a tight fitting cap for the scrotum, with a hood to cover the penis.
How ridiculous is all this?
28 Posted 08/12/2010 at 03:12:46
Arsewhip... 31,900... but yes, you're getting really good with these.
I could offer some others that you might practice including in your ever-expanding (see, now, that one's a still hypenated compounded) vocabulary: spermgurgler is a good one.
29 Posted 08/12/2010 at 08:20:16
Second most likely: Arteta
30 Posted 08/12/2010 at 09:20:35
31 Posted 08/12/2010 at 09:39:42
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33 Posted 08/12/2010 at 10:12:30
"Spermgurgler" has been duly noted and aligns quite nicely with my current armoury of "spermbreath" and "spermbucket".
A great help. Thank you.
34 Posted 08/12/2010 at 12:09:30
35 Posted 08/12/2010 at 16:48:41
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