At a difficult period for the club, many Evertonians have probably been wondering that the mighty Alan Green thinks of it all. Wait no longer: In his column in today's "Belfast Telegraph" ? byline: "our man shoots from the lip", the Liverpool-loving pundit hits nails squarely on the head.
There is a case, he muses for "making Moyes manager of the year every year" (I'm not making this up). He adds however that "bluntly, he doesn't have a chance of meaningful success. This isn't a dig at a terrific club" he sportingly continues, "but I hope isn't forever to be seen as one of the games also-rans."
The main article in his column is a ferocious attack on Torres for betraying Green's beloved Reds. Green no longer annoys me. As he gets older, his deranged comments provide a source of wonderful entertainment. Check out his column each Tuesday in the Belfast Telegraph online...
Andy Crooks, Posted 01/02/2011 at 17:33:13
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1 Posted 01/02/2011 at 18:47:59
i don't think you will get many here taking your advice to read anything this dick writes.
2 Posted 01/02/2011 at 18:50:41
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4 Posted 01/02/2011 at 18:48:06
So put Alan Green and corny tagline together, I've got something that I doubly detest, and don't actually give a flying fuck about the RS opinions ? shoots from the lip? Blows out the arse more likely. Rant over, medication time.
5 Posted 01/02/2011 at 18:56:05
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7 Posted 01/02/2011 at 19:03:39
8 Posted 01/02/2011 at 19:08:07
9 Posted 01/02/2011 at 19:03:46
Unlike the rest of the limp wristed PC nancy boys we have to put up with.
And what about Alan bloody Parry? His voice is full on over sensational and dramatic even when it's a throw in FFS.
10 Posted 01/02/2011 at 19:14:34
11 Posted 01/02/2011 at 19:19:36
12 Posted 01/02/2011 at 19:36:59
Why the fuck would anyone want to listen to his opinions?
13 Posted 01/02/2011 at 19:59:05
14 Posted 01/02/2011 at 20:02:35
15 Posted 01/02/2011 at 20:29:50
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17 Posted 01/02/2011 at 22:13:27
What kind of reputation do you want ToffeeWeb to have? If it's the one I have seen over the last week or so, then I want no part of it?
I wait, to see if anything transpires, if not then take it away, I want no further part of it.
18 Posted 01/02/2011 at 22:35:55
Alan Green is a complete twat!..
19 Posted 01/02/2011 at 23:39:46
Mr Boner: Toffee Web is by far the best Everton website, official or unofficial. That is the reputation it has and deserves. I dread to think what the site would look like with you as a moderator but I imagine it would have nowhere near as many hits as it does now.
20 Posted 02/02/2011 at 00:24:48
Some persons, Alan Green and Harry Redknapp to name but two, will always attract insults from Evertonians that range from ribald to distasteful, depending on your tolerance level. We can't cater for everyone's peccadilloes in this regard, but we will act on the more extreme postings.
21 Posted 02/02/2011 at 00:24:24
22 Posted 02/02/2011 at 01:56:14
23 Posted 02/02/2011 at 08:55:51
24 Posted 02/02/2011 at 09:12:18
25 Posted 02/02/2011 at 09:23:44
As for his article, no thanks... because I don't really care one iota what the man thinks.
26 Posted 02/02/2011 at 09:29:42
He can take his patronising comments and shove em up his arse.
You obviously can't see that he's takin' the piss out of us all.
27 Posted 02/02/2011 at 11:40:37
It's fount, not font. Bloody Microsoft
Cheers from the Campaign for Real English!
28 Posted 02/02/2011 at 12:10:56
His vitriol and bile comments about Everton Football Club were disgusting. I did write to Radio 5, and got no joy but, on reflection, what did I really expect?
29 Posted 02/02/2011 at 12:47:56
Harry the careless bee keeper made me smile! The other one that comes to mind is a boxer dog chewing a wasp!
30 Posted 02/02/2011 at 13:17:02
31 Posted 02/02/2011 at 13:24:10
Don't laugh - when he commentates on the RS and they're doing badly (so quite often lately) he seems to relish talking about how poor they are.
Green refuses to buy the Sky/Premier League/isn't modern football wonderful rubbish and is not afraid to say when he's watching a stinker, which I quite like.
He huffs, moans and grumbles about the low standard of what he's watching, without paying even lip service to the PL myth.
In that, I think he's a lot like the average football fan, and a lot like a lot of Evertonians.
Without the likes of him, it would be dullards like Mike Ingham and idiots like Clive Tyldesley all round. Careful what you wish for...
32 Posted 02/02/2011 at 19:19:55
Give me mr Green any day over him (maybe) in fact no hate em both!
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