I completed my census form yesterday and, under the question about religion, I ticked the ?Other? box and wrote in "Evertonian" in the space provided.
I would be interested to know if anyone else will doing the same.
Jimmy Walker, Posted 14/03/2011 at 09:04:36
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1 Posted 14/03/2011 at 13:14:34
2 Posted 14/03/2011 at 13:19:32
3 Posted 14/03/2011 at 14:03:07
Feel free to be associated with the Star Wars school of metaphysics.
4 Posted 14/03/2011 at 14:10:38
5 Posted 14/03/2011 at 14:50:14
6 Posted 14/03/2011 at 14:52:25
7 Posted 14/03/2011 at 15:48:15
8 Posted 14/03/2011 at 16:26:17
9 Posted 14/03/2011 at 16:55:49
It's meant to be a snapshot of the make-up of the country on the 27th so expect it back thru your door with a big 'return to sender' slapped across the front!!
Surely, as a blue, you should've known to read the small print... just so we know exactly when and where and by whom we've been had off!!!
10 Posted 14/03/2011 at 17:26:29
11 Posted 14/03/2011 at 17:42:13
12 Posted 14/03/2011 at 17:44:10
The Everton Cult...
13 Posted 14/03/2011 at 17:46:47
14 Posted 14/03/2011 at 17:54:46
Although I stand corrected I would prefer a religion with nine demensions. Seven is more a redshite number.
That said, I'll still be in church on Sunday.
15 Posted 14/03/2011 at 17:37:19
16 Posted 14/03/2011 at 18:35:31
17 Posted 14/03/2011 at 19:00:20
18 Posted 14/03/2011 at 18:55:06
19 Posted 14/03/2011 at 19:08:07
Thou shall not cross halfway line unless instructed.
My eleven disciples must stay behind the ball at all times, (Judas Rooney, is the twelfth).
Beware of false prophets, oh except Blue Bill!
20 Posted 15/03/2011 at 09:10:42
21 Posted 15/03/2011 at 11:03:57
In the unlikely event of this not working, we could nominate a fan (my mate would be interested) to set fire to him/herself in the centre circle like Buddhist monks do when they really, really want something. MInd you, I was doing that at half time at the Reading game and nobody took a blind bit of notice.
22 Posted 15/03/2011 at 11:25:33
The information collected is used for a number of different purposes ? not least for calculating local authority funding ? yet people seem to insist on not filling it in, or making a complete joke of it by filling in stupid answers (such as this case in point).
It's not perfect but, for those of us who use it, it is the best we source of information we have. As such, for your communities' and towns' sake, I would advise you to not mess about with it and answer the questions accurately and sensibly.
Tony (2): It didn't work for the Star Wars geeks as it acheived nothing other than a number of completely pointless answers to a question making the rest of it slightly more inaccurate ? so thanks for that, Star Wars geeks.
23 Posted 15/03/2011 at 11:46:51
Of course we'll all fill in our census forms diligently ? we're all slaves to the system aren't we?
24 Posted 15/03/2011 at 12:26:06
Be careful; fellow blues have been known to grass on eachother. But I guess you'll be ok if you don't write 'French'.
25 Posted 15/03/2011 at 13:10:36
Don't you mean local authority cuts?
And exactly how much are we tax paying for this information? £500 million? Wasting that amount of money in economic times like these is far more annoying. But hey, civil servants don't get that do they? They just get pensions and bonuses!
26 Posted 15/03/2011 at 14:12:40
27 Posted 15/03/2011 at 15:55:37
28 Posted 15/03/2011 at 17:15:50
29 Posted 15/03/2011 at 19:19:55
30 Posted 16/03/2011 at 00:15:45
31 Posted 16/03/2011 at 09:34:26
... always look on the bright side of life!
32 Posted 16/03/2011 at 10:37:16
33 Posted 16/03/2011 at 14:16:08
With BK as god the father and DM as the son of god no wonder the world seems to be going to hell in a handbasket!
This season, except for a few great performances, we have been abysmal!
34 Posted 18/03/2011 at 07:33:48
The Ethnic Group always makes me smile - tick 'other' and put somethin' like "We're all humans, so what fuckin' difference does it make what God (if any) I believe in, you interfering, nosy, good-for-nothing twat ? stop claiming expenses for TVs and duck houses and DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB'....
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