http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20118216

They are already making out that he is mis-understood, blah, blah.... No mention of the 2 cynical nasty fouls on Mirallas and Distin. Fuck this kind of player, they make it sound like it's because of his 'winning at all cost' mentality; you need to have grace....

He was onside for sure and watching the linesman hold up the flag, it felt like Xmas! Why? Everton got a howler called in their favour! Brilliant!

Absolute football justice!

But, on a more bitchy note, How can Suarez — responsible for fouling Everton's best player and having him leave the pitch because of the foul, provocatively celebrating in front of our manager, and leaving Distin limping because of a rake of a non-tackle down his ankle — win Man of the Match on Sky? Disgrace!

The only prized he deserved was bronze in the 'licking windows clean with the tongue' competition!

If so I'm afraid his piss take of the Everton bench and general mayhem he caused just shows the difference in psyche between red and blue.

No fear, no respect, just a single minded determination to get on that pitch and ram Moyes's comments down his gob.

Call him what you like but Liverpool always have a player (usually a few) who see the blue shirt as something to wipe their boots on. Our players see the red shirt as something to kneel in awe of. Don't let the draw fool you the same weak-arse mentality that infests this Moyes outfit had us 2 goals down before we knew what was going on.

Furthermore if we'd been 2-0 up and they'd pulled it back at their place with the entire 2nd half to go who'd have won?

If the whole fixture had been reversed and the game played at Anfield with our strikers going into the back of their defenders at the Kop End, do you honestly think we would have finished the game with 11 men on the pitch? I very much doubt it.

We were also missing our most creative player (Pienaar apart) for the whole of the second-half. Whilst it would have been nice to win, I think we did very well, but everybody sees the game differently.

What do you put the two-goal comeback down to then?

And what really gets me is the gimptards that say he dives because it's part of South American culture. As if that somehow justifies cheating. I really don't think that's the case but if it is, the South American continent as a whole can take it's drug lords and Cinco De Mayo celebrations 'do an Atlantis.'

He is the embodiment of what it means to be a Liverpool player. He and Brendan Rodgers both can eat crap and die.

I wouldn't support a twat like that if he played for Everton. I don't care how good he is. He is a disgrace to the game.

"What do you put the two-goal comeback down to then?"

An indicator of what we could be if prepared from the off rather than the knee trembling wrecks we so often are, particularly against this mob.

Self evident really.

Should've been booked for the tackle on Mirallas and should've been shown red for the deliberate stamp on Distin's ankle... Distin had his back to him FFS so how could the horrible buck-toothed twat have been going for the ball???

Is there a more horrible bastard in the world game? I think not !!....

All this shite about a disallowed goal..... the horrible cunt should'nt have been on the pitch at that time anyway. And as for Barcelona Brendan it hasn't taken long for The Deludes to indoctrinate that silly bastard.... boo hoo: "Referees don't like us..." boo hoo; "Referees pick on Roland Rat".... fuck off you whinging bastard.

He needs to remember ALL of the disallowed goals we've had against them over the years... and I'm not just talking about Bryan Hamilton either... they might have cause to be aggrieved then, horrible short-memoried deluded bastards !!

What about "the dentist's delight".
Or "the tooth fairy".

Nell. I had some red prick in work today trying to defend ratboy on Distin, saying it looked accidental....I laughed in his face and said that I knew he would try and defend the indefensible, told him he was talking bollocks and walked away laughing.

Someone will nail him sooner rather than later, it's inevitable - probably on the pitch, but you never know.

I'm out of BP badges but I think I've got a 'netball' one somewhere - don't ask!

He shouldn't have been on the pitch at the end of the game to score, and all I'm hearing from RS supporters is the linesman cost them with an offside decision. Nothing about the fact it wasn't a freekick for gerrard to take anyway or the fact coates jumped all over jags to nod the ball down. Nothing about the fact the rat should have been sent off for his foul on distin. Or booked for fouling mirallas, which caused his injury.

Luis is a despicable individual, there is no doubt about that. He is the perfect pantomime villain. But it will count against him. On pure footballing terms, he has the capacity to be one of the very best players in the world, and scared the shit out of me whenever he got the ball yesterday. But he will get himself into scraps, will get himself sent out, and will smear the reputation of himself and Liverpool, and may end up as an Anfield hero.... instead of going for the titles and trophies which a player of his ability should be striving for.

My vote's decided.

And Barry, what on Earth are you drivelling about?!

"Oh Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside"

That's brilliant.

Still, coming from you...It's Not Unusual.....

http://www.liverpool-kop.com/2012/10/luis-suarez-stamp-distin-mirallas-hamann-says-he-should-have-been-sent-off.html

Tom Jones #067 - brilliant.

What I'll do if I've got time tomorrow - stop sniggering at the back - is try to summarise the thread. Still no winners or losers, but a bit, I hope, of distilled wisdom (oh fuck, doesn't he ...)

Brent - just as a matter of interest, what colour is that netball skirt of yours?

I hope that helps Keith, you couldn't make it up.

Its close proximity to water (River Mersey), may help explain its propensity for diving. (this sentence is my own interpretation)

But do you really think the Gladwys could work that first paragraph into a chant?

Eugene Ruane, you should be here now!

"Your teeth are offsid"e - hillarious.

How about
"Loos n Sewers R Us"

"Liverpool's technical team, exploited the gaps"

Falling for the "Barca lite" old pony are you?

The great thing about this is you really don't get it do you.

LFC haven't been in such a state since pre shanks with owners, players and managers changing at the drop of hat, Gerrard playing with one lung and a keeper no-one's heard of.
Oh and don't forget the youth players - what a threat eh? As the baldy journo on SKY said "given Moyes derby record if he can't win now when is he?"

Do you not know the Moyes script yet ffs?

Usually reliable defenders freeze as though in a voodoo trance we give them a few goals as a result then have a bit of a go without real authority - because It's Liverpool.

Finally we bottle it near the end. (don't anyone moan about officials again).

Yeh Jim it's all shit, they were there for the beating but ...... well we've seen it so often before.

So - pc considerations for rats. We are all gods's creatures after all. A politically correct description for the arsehole (I believe women have them too) cannot be beyond our grasp, but shouldn't be unfair to rats.

Actually - that's right isn't it. Whatever a rat is we suspect he had no choice in the matter. El Uruguayo knows what he's doing and intends to prosper from it.

If I have any say in the matter, I think we should go back to human characteristics. Let's see what happens next.

Brent - I have been desperately trying to translate 'bike sheds' into Castellano with no success. Jesus - if anyone takes the piss out of his name you'll not only have me to deal with, but him too, and the Son of God help you - said something totally unrepeatable. I think it had something to do with hosepipes, So mid December in Wigan, you in your netball skirt .... can we leave it there?

Barry Rathbone - you are a TWebber. You are welcome anywhere we go as far as I know because there is, and always will be one prime directive. And this isn't my thread, OP only.

What most of us are trying to do is vent our anger - in an admirably jocular fashion - against a player from another club. You're not in the wrong thread, you are wherever you wish to be. But looking back, as I said I would, it seems that your only comment so far about Luis Suarez is that he's

"rather base".

In a competition with no winners or losers that seems to stand as much a chance as the rest. I will await the show of hands.

Can I slip in my admiration for the Roland Rat brigade, a fine antidote to convergent thinking.

Patrick Murphy - I have a feeling that we're on to something here. Forgive me, who pointed out that his teeth were offside? (as was Fellaini's hair, but much sexier*). The buck-tooth. Not much used these days. I recall that in The Ginger Man, Dangerfield's wife's teeth were 'fashionably bucked'.

We can't blame an immoral arehole's life story on the lack of orthodon'tic care - can we? I'm sure the right one is hovering out there somewhere.

Human, ugly (in all its meanings) and immoral.

Should inspiration strike me before Dana does I will share it with you all. Otherwise, hasta la poxima.

ps * No doubt football groupies exist.

Says one to the other, who did you do last night?

Belgian bloke with big hair, a gent. 'Who did you get?'

Some ratfaced Uruguayan twat who didn't so much as go down on me, he dived at it.

COYB and thank fuck for Toffeeweb.

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A dirty cheating racist mutant beaver rat.

Brent - behave yourself! No esta en la programa.

No comparison of course, but something happened to me today that has halted me in my chosen path, You shall hear from me anon, and you will know his number from his long flowing locks. Some people call it a mid-life crisis. Believe me it's far too late for that.