I have done some research and he has played (according to Wiki) 23 games for San Lorenzo and scored 8 goals and created 4 goals which is the kind of record we need from particularly Mr Jelavic. I think that Davey should have brought him back during Jela's dry spell to freshen the team up.

Great passion and love for the game, if only more players had this attitude.

His shooting is dreadful, and he thinks he's Pele.

Now as for Royston Drenthe, he's played two games for Alania and has of yet not shagged a teammates Labrador, or stolen the managers fingers.

A well behaved Drenthe is someone we would all like.

Rod Belfitt, Bernie Wight, Brett Angell. Who's the fifth, Kevin? Stuart Barlow? If all you want is effort, sign me on? I'm 59 and can still run around a bit. If we are to show ambition, we need better than Count Stracq.

Neville — limited player who gives 100% — we hate him.

It's a funny old world on Toffeeweb

Taarabt as the quality but how many times does he actually turn up and play? once, twice a season maybe. Not worth the money he would cost. Plenty of better players out there. Mirallas is twice the player for me.

Neville = £50k per week

The way he flogged himself against Man.City in January, 2012.

His visible joy at scoring his first goal.

Going mental in the Gwladys following his strike against Chelsea.

Does anyone have a link of him 'doing the worm..?' (Love to see it again!)

Stracq – No talent, brave, honest and works his socks off in every game.

The Stracq simply isn't good enough but i'd play him over the other fat lump every time.

I think Straq had his first start in a night game in the League Cup, and I just sat there thinking this has got to be wind up - he couldn't tackle a full breakfast, and turned like the QE2, apart from that he scared me a little bit.

No, lets go get a player who wasn't good enough the first time around, pay his wages and put another obstacle in the way of the youngsters with talent at the club. FFS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pwe4sTJzH8

It was all down hill from there, that is he never scored again. However, he is in the top 5 barnets of all time along with Felli, the Terry Curran perm, the Carsley/Gravesen 'Mitchell brothers' look and Leighton's indie rock effort.

As for Taarabt, there's a reason QPR are down the bottom, and it's not a lack of talent.

I will get some old programmes out and will probably find another 10 worse than the Stracq.

Add Graham Stuart, Bakayoko, Michael Branch and Mikel Madar. All dreadful and couldn't hit a barn door.

How could you miss Brett Angel!!!

Bakayoko and Amo too — both shite!!!

What I liked about the Stracq was we knew he had limited ability but, similar to Andy Gray, he had this infectious attitude of working up the players around him. He left behind a young family, many thousand miles away to come and play for Everton, and showed more commitment and enthusiasm than any of the other impostors I included in my previous post.

And yes... how did I forget Brett Angell?

After watching Saha being impotent for the entire season, it was refreshing to see someone whose first touch didn't come back over the halfway line and who didn't fall over the moment he was touched.

Clearly he had limitations but there have been far worse Everton strikers than him; who here would say that he would have done the invisible man act like 11 other players did against Wigan? There's no way he'd have ever shown such a lack of effort.

He lacked technical ability but you don't have that kind of impact in the Premier League if you don't have 'something'.

And I've not seen someone seem so proud of playing for Everton. What a bloke!

Honest.

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