Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love?

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Many, many moons ago while at the illustrious Tulane University in New Orleans, LA, USA, I found my watering hole.

The Rendon Inn.

This place probably made “the Freshy” look like a morgue with apologies to Mr. Dodd. I easily spent more time there than in a classroom. No question.

A college bar with hundreds of young men, jumped up on testosterone and beer, all with a single purpose in mind. Find “that” girl to spend an evening with… as young men in their late teens and early 20s are wont to do.

Every night at closing time, which is usually a healthy 3 to 4 am in New Orleans, the bartending staff would play Can Anybody Find Me Someone to Love? by Queen. A superb song in its own right blaring out at decibels that could break a small animal’s eardrums. The message to every young man at the Rendon Inn – we’re shuttin’ it down, hook up with that lady now while you can. Last chance...

The song signaled the end. Closing time. Find your “soul mate” or go home.

I just gotta get out of this prison cell!
Some day I’m gonna be free! Ohhhh Somebody
Somebody
Somebody
Somebody
Anybody find me?! Somebody to love!

I feel as if almost everyone on ToffeeWeb has started singing Queen’s booming plea, signaling the end of our season, in a Rendon Inn kind of way. Yet I wonder why?

I get it. Too many road games to navigate and come away with results. It’s a long shot. Time to pack it in; start up the Queen track.

But…

If we win against QPR and pull off a minor miracle and take three points at Arsenal, we will most likely be only 1 point off 4th place.

So why the singing?

I’ll pack it in if we get anything less than six points from our next two games. But surely it’s too early to ramp up Queen? One more drink or two before the Arsenal game? It can’t be closing time yet!


Jamie Crowley, St Augustine, FL, USA     Posted 10/04/2013 at 22:21:57

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Garry Taylor
751 Posted 11/04/2013 at 06:46:45
Well said Jamie - always better to have the glass half-full than half-empty!

Unfortunately, Everton live to disappoint Evertonians when there is hope.... just look at the Wigan game.

6 points would be great, 4 would be okay and keep us in the mix, given Chelsea and Spurs have to play each other and Arsenal have the easiest run-in, therefore, we have to take something from that game,

Dennis Stevens
754 Posted 11/04/2013 at 07:17:41
Prior to the Spurs match, finishing in 5th place was in our hands, finishing at least level on points with Spurs was in our hands. Now that's all gone. We're now hoping others stumble. However, even if they do - will we be in a position to take advantage?
Dennis Stevens
755 Posted 11/04/2013 at 07:26:36
I thought Queen peaked on Seven Seas of Rhye!
David Ellis
759 Posted 11/04/2013 at 07:55:59
Champions League with our run in???
It would take "Its a Kind of Magic"

Meanwhile the other thread regardind Jelavic's imaginary musings in the summer is all "Inuendo". No way he's going to get on his bike and ride.

I could go on (and on and on and on and on)

Paul Mitchell
760 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:13:11
I'll have a pint of what Jamie is drinking (hic). Hope is right though
Dick Fearon
763 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:24:20
Some on here remind me of an old Bay Horse pub manager who a half hour before the towels went on would create a false panic by calling 'Last orders gentlemen please'.
Barry Rathbone
764 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:39:15
"All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga"

Should be Evertonians theme tune under Moyes

Graham Mockford
765 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:43:50
David

It is still in the lap of the gods, we will probably be under pressure but with a bit of staying power and if we play the game it could end up being the miracle and then it will be time to tear it up and party.

That's probably enough

Ken Crowther
766 Posted 11/04/2013 at 09:05:38
Fat Bottomed Girls for me! (Metaphorically and physically).
Steve Pugh
768 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:59:57
Whilst it is not in our hands Chelsea have still to play Spurs so at least one of them is guaranteed to drop points. Chelsea also play Liverpool and Swansea, more chances to drop points, and of course they play us.

In addition to Chelsea, Spurs have to play City as well as visiting the home of reportedly the best manager in football, Wigan.

Even Arsenal follow up the match against us with a tricky visit to Fulham and then they play United.

There are a lot of opportunities for our main rivals to drop points in the next few weeks so any talk of it being over is very premature.

Richard Dodd
771 Posted 11/04/2013 at 09:27:25
My old man`s favourite was `So tired of dreaming day dreams` by Russ Morgan. He still sings it whenever I tell him Everton will win something-or get fourth!
Ken Buckley
774 Posted 11/04/2013 at 09:38:38
The 'Fat Lady' sings on May 19th.
Kev Johnson
782 Posted 11/04/2013 at 10:07:36
You're 100% right there, Denis (755). Although, I could find a good word or two to say about their Moyes contract issue ditty 'Now I'm here (Now I'm there)'. After that it was downhill all the way... Although, having said that, 'Killer Queen' is the only song I know which uses the word "fastidious" - and for that reason deserves a small ripple of applause.
James Morgan
791 Posted 11/04/2013 at 11:14:57
Barry, surely for Moyes it should be One Vision.
Derek Thomas
799 Posted 11/04/2013 at 11:54:07
Ken #774 the fat lady walked on stage and took a deep breath about 85 mins into the Spurs game...it will just be a long encore until the 19th May
Jay Harris
828 Posted 11/04/2013 at 14:29:50
I would guess "we are the champions" of the underdogs!!
Jamie Crowley
849 Posted 11/04/2013 at 15:28:22
Ken Crowther-
Fat Bottomed Girls?
They were called slump-busters....
Awful now I know. But they made that rockin world go round...
Eric Myles
859 Posted 11/04/2013 at 15:49:08
At my alma mater the 'Last Lager Waltz' was Wayne County's "If you don't want to fcuk me baby, baby fcuk off"
Dave Lynch
871 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:09:40
Bill will be warbling "Your my best friend" to Moyes any day now.
Ernie Baywood
874 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:14:35
And the entirely appropriate "the show must go on".
Danny Kewley
880 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:14:38
Jamie lad " You're my best friend" with that article pal.
Living in London amongst a sea of Arsenal and Tottenham fans--i would love for us to beat the gunners next week! That really would open up the mix!

You just never know, after all its not over till the fat bottomed girl sings!

Norman Merrill
884 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:34:16
Top four place, for the Bkues. "I can dream can't I by the great, " MAMA CASS"
Pat Finegan
889 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:48:16
"You've got a friend in me" Moyes=Woody, Kenwright=Buzz. Actually, I've always pictured Kenwright as the the goofy dinosaur.
Gavin Ramejkis
927 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:20:07
Moyes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzeSwL-ZHoE
Jamie Crowley
929 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:21:26
Our financial state in song and video -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

Kev Johnson
932 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:19:49
Hear we're after a promising young striker from that Irish club, Bohemians. What's his name? Ronnie Something... Oh yeah - Rhapsody.

Ross Edwards
934 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:30:17
You could use Radio Gaga to sum up Bill and his unkept promises.
Ross Edwards
936 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:32:02
You could also use Another One Bites The Dust for the strikers Moyes has ruined or the number of trophies we have cocked up in.
Kev Johnson
940 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:39:12
Jamie - hey, great song/video! Liked it.
Nick Entwistle
946 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:48:54
Spurs still have Europa league and I'm settling down to watch the Basel game and wait to see who else gets injured. And Benitez still seems to prioritise Europa and FA cup over the league.
Sean Patton
949 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:55:31
Top song there Norman
Jamie Sweet
990 Posted 11/04/2013 at 22:47:15
I agree with the premise of the original post. The league table could change a lot over the next two games and if you look at the fixtures, there are a number of games where the teams around us play each other so there certainly still is everything to play for in our pursuit of 4th.

However Jamie, I think the general air of pessimism that you are referring to has come from years of disappointment and false dawns. The majority of us now preferring to assume the worst and hope to be surprised rather than think positively, only to be horribly and painfully shot down in flames.

Patrick Murphy
999 Posted 11/04/2013 at 23:26:19
I notice Chelsea now that they are in the Semi's of the Europa, play Fulham away next Wedneday (17th) and the following 2 Thursdays (25th Apr) (2nd May) will see them play in Europe, if they progress to the final that leaves the 8th may as their only free mid=week date prior to the end of the season. If they beat Man City on Sunday their game with Aston Villa away will have to be rearranged so they might have to play Spurs after the scheduled end of the season.
Andy Crooks
004 Posted 12/04/2013 at 00:16:01
Absolutely cracking post. Jamie. The Rendon Inn sounds just brilliant. By the way, I'm sure you've already said, but how did you get from New Orleans to being an Evertonian.?The club marketing people should take note.
Jamie Crowley
006 Posted 12/04/2013 at 01:21:09
Jamie Sweet -

You say:
However Jamie, I think the general air of pessimism that you are referring to has come from years of disappointment and false dawns. The majority of us now preferring to assume the worst and hope to be surprised rather than think positively, only to be horribly and painfully shot down in flames.

I grew up a Red Sox fan. Inasmuch as you probably don't know the American sports landscape, the Sox didn't win a World Series for 86 - yes, 86 - years(!). I fully understand your proclivity to expect the worst. And I blame you not one bit.

I pray EFC has their 2004 soon (year the Sox finally (!) won it).

A surreal moment in my life. Dude.

Jamie Crowley
007 Posted 12/04/2013 at 01:25:45
Andy -

The Club marketing people had nothing to do with it. Shocker...

And New Orleans was only a collegiate stop-off. I was born in Boston, MA. Now live in sunny Florida. (it was 85 degrees here today... totally sunny).

Succinctly:

I loved soccer. Never played it. Grew up playing hockey.
Would see clips of the English "football" fans going fucking berserk when their team scored a goal and just loved their passion. Always said some day I'd "pick a team" and follow them.

7 years ago decided it was time. Did a ridiculous amount of research. Basically, hailing of Irish decent I wanted a team with some "Irish" connection. From what I read on-line Everton had this in abundance, as well as some historically great Irish players. The city of Liverpool seemed to have a fair share of Irish immigrants. Cheap labor...

I couldn't "pick" one of the "big" clubs. I detest bandwagon jumpers. Everton titled "The Peoples Club" really won me over. I'm not a fan of haughty-taughty folk (fucking hate Chelsea btw).

My friends (mates) are very serious about sports and sporting allegiences. Again, I hate bandwagon jumpers. I could not, for the first year following Everton, use the word "we" in reference to the Club. Had to wait a year for that honor or else get jacked by one of my buddies.

I fell in love with Everton. They are an extension, I believe, of everything I hold dear - hard working, nose to the grindstone, do your best with what God gives you, work 100%, die for the cause, fuck it all sails to the wind kinda Club.

I honestly say now, with no reservations whatsoever:

I did not choose. I was chosen.

I also say, head held high in an "adopted" kind of way; and very, very humbly out of respect to those Evertonians who have it "in their blood":

those who understand need no explanation
those who don't understand don't matter

Dude.

Ray Roche
031 Posted 12/04/2013 at 09:44:37
Jamie Crowley@007, " 85 degrees here today... totally sunny)." You don't court popularity do you? Dude.

Ah, Florida Keys.... sand beneath your feet, warm water, large cocktail, (no umbrella), Jimmy Buffett...The Great Jimmy Buffett on the radio...happy memories.

Jamie Crowley
095 Posted 12/04/2013 at 13:54:54
I know Ray... it's just impossible not to mention the weather on a day like yesterday
simply gorgeous
Paul Hughes
112 Posted 12/04/2013 at 15:22:44
1984-87

"Those Were the Days of our Lives"

Peter Warren
324 Posted 13/04/2013 at 08:05:30
I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike ..... To see the blues smash Rangers - COYB
Guy Hastings
383 Posted 13/04/2013 at 12:59:51
Queen - simply the worst band in history.
Paul Gladwell
385 Posted 13/04/2013 at 13:20:53
Hear hear guy they just pip Meat Loaf
Andy Crooks
440 Posted 13/04/2013 at 18:01:18
For bombastic ,over the top, toe curling pretentiousness, how about Simple Minds?
Jamie Crowley
456 Posted 13/04/2013 at 18:47:15
Hold the music barkeep.

Ill have one more

Brian Hill
597 Posted 14/04/2013 at 06:53:09
Worst band ever? Asia, anyone? ELP? Bad Manners?!! Queen were OK but nothing special. Think of the 80s New Romantic garbage, boy bands, rap, death metal, the list is endless.

Anyway, my favourite artist, Roger Waters, is a big Arsenal fan so maybe we can have another Floyd based thread after our stunning win on Tuesday..........

Anto Byrne
658 Posted 14/04/2013 at 12:25:39
Watching Everton can be a bit like a Night at the Opera or a Day at the Races. The Queen song that reminds me of watching Everton, the chairman and the board:


You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You've taken all my money
And you want more
Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
With your narrow minded cronies
Who are fools of the first division
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You've never had a heart of your own
Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You're just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me'
Can you face me'
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good are you satisfied'
Do you feel like suicide'
(I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night'
Do you feel good feel good'

You talk like a big business tycoon
You're just a hot air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You're just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You're the king of the 'sleaze'
Put your money where your mouth is
Mister know-all
Was the fin on your back
Part of the deal' (shark)
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You've never had a heart (you never did) of your own
(right from the start)
Insane you should be put inside
You're a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good I feel good

David Ellis
858 Posted 15/04/2013 at 11:08:16
Brian
What have you got against aging prog rockers (other than Roger Waters) - did n't half of ELP end up in Asia when they decided that they should try and write music that might actually sell a bit?

Trust your comments were made in the heat of the moment after a severe hoedown.

Colin Wainwright
861 Posted 15/04/2013 at 11:19:41
Queen were awful. Remember reading a quote from (I think) Lee Mavers of the La's, saying that the poodle haired, Eastender bothering, nobhead of a guitarist, achieved his unique guitar sound, by plugging it into his own shit. Sums them up for me.
Kev Johnson
865 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:00:22
For a year or two in 1974-75, Queen were OK - at least compared to all the other dross that was out there. Then they quickly became far from OK.

I don't think Lee Mavers is any great authority. One fantastic song and then... zilch.

Colin Wainwright
867 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:13:13
Album, Kev. One fantastic album.

Then zilch.

Ray Roche
869 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:20:46
I like Helen Mirren. Wasn't she in Queen? She's got nice threepenny's.
Kev Johnson
871 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:49:26
I beg to differ, Colin. I bought that album on the strength of There She Goes and was horribly disappointed. Even so, I was expecting Mavers to go on to great things, but it was not to be.

James Morgan
872 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:50:37
I will pretend I haven't read the comments slating Queen. [Raises clenched fist to iPhone screen...]

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