Season 2012-13
Opinion
Talking Points
Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love?
Many, many moons ago while at the illustrious Tulane University in New Orleans, LA, USA, I found my watering hole.
The Rendon Inn.
This place probably made “the Freshy” look like a morgue with apologies to Mr. Dodd. I easily spent more time there than in a classroom. No question.
A college bar with hundreds of young men, jumped up on testosterone and beer, all with a single purpose in mind. Find “that” girl to spend an evening with… as young men in their late teens and early 20s are wont to do.
Every night at closing time, which is usually a healthy 3 to 4 am in New Orleans, the bartending staff would play Can Anybody Find Me Someone to Love? by Queen. A superb song in its own right blaring out at decibels that could break a small animal’s eardrums. The message to every young man at the Rendon Inn – we’re shuttin’ it down, hook up with that lady now while you can. Last chance...
The song signaled the end. Closing time. Find your “soul mate” or go home.
I just gotta get out of this prison cell!
Some day I’m gonna be free! Ohhhh Somebody
Somebody
Somebody
Somebody
Anybody find me?! Somebody to love!
I feel as if almost everyone on ToffeeWeb has started singing Queen’s booming plea, signaling the end of our season, in a Rendon Inn kind of way. Yet I wonder why?
I get it. Too many road games to navigate and come away with results. It’s a long shot. Time to pack it in; start up the Queen track.
But…
If we win against QPR and pull off a minor miracle and take three points at Arsenal, we will most likely be only 1 point off 4th place.
So why the singing?
I’ll pack it in if we get anything less than six points from our next two games. But surely it’s too early to ramp up Queen? One more drink or two before the Arsenal game? It can’t be closing time yet!
Jamie Crowley, Posted 10/04/2013 at 22:21:57
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754 Posted 11/04/2013 at 07:17:41
755 Posted 11/04/2013 at 07:26:36
759 Posted 11/04/2013 at 07:55:59
It would take "Its a Kind of Magic"
Meanwhile the other thread regardind Jelavic's imaginary musings in the summer is all "Inuendo". No way he's going to get on his bike and ride.
I could go on (and on and on and on and on)
760 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:13:11
763 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:24:20
764 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:39:15
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga"
Should be Evertonians theme tune under Moyes
765 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:43:50
It is still in the lap of the gods, we will probably be under pressure but with a bit of staying power and if we play the game it could end up being the miracle and then it will be time to tear it up and party.
That's probably enough
766 Posted 11/04/2013 at 09:05:38
768 Posted 11/04/2013 at 08:59:57
In addition to Chelsea, Spurs have to play City as well as visiting the home of reportedly the best manager in football, Wigan.
Even Arsenal follow up the match against us with a tricky visit to Fulham and then they play United.
There are a lot of opportunities for our main rivals to drop points in the next few weeks so any talk of it being over is very premature.
771 Posted 11/04/2013 at 09:27:25
774 Posted 11/04/2013 at 09:38:38
782 Posted 11/04/2013 at 10:07:36
791 Posted 11/04/2013 at 11:14:57
799 Posted 11/04/2013 at 11:54:07
828 Posted 11/04/2013 at 14:29:50
849 Posted 11/04/2013 at 15:28:22
Fat Bottomed Girls?
They were called slump-busters....
Awful now I know. But they made that rockin world go round...
859 Posted 11/04/2013 at 15:49:08
871 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:09:40
874 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:14:35
880 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:14:38
Living in London amongst a sea of Arsenal and Tottenham fans--i would love for us to beat the gunners next week! That really would open up the mix!
You just never know, after all its not over till the fat bottomed girl sings!
884 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:34:16
889 Posted 11/04/2013 at 16:48:16
927 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:20:07
929 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:21:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
932 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:19:49
934 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:30:17
936 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:32:02
940 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:39:12
946 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:48:54
949 Posted 11/04/2013 at 19:55:31
990 Posted 11/04/2013 at 22:47:15
However Jamie, I think the general air of pessimism that you are referring to has come from years of disappointment and false dawns. The majority of us now preferring to assume the worst and hope to be surprised rather than think positively, only to be horribly and painfully shot down in flames.
999 Posted 11/04/2013 at 23:26:19
004 Posted 12/04/2013 at 00:16:01
006 Posted 12/04/2013 at 01:21:09
You say:
However Jamie, I think the general air of pessimism that you are referring to has come from years of disappointment and false dawns. The majority of us now preferring to assume the worst and hope to be surprised rather than think positively, only to be horribly and painfully shot down in flames.
I grew up a Red Sox fan. Inasmuch as you probably don't know the American sports landscape, the Sox didn't win a World Series for 86 - yes, 86 - years(!). I fully understand your proclivity to expect the worst. And I blame you not one bit.
I pray EFC has their 2004 soon (year the Sox finally (!) won it).
A surreal moment in my life. Dude.
007 Posted 12/04/2013 at 01:25:45
The Club marketing people had nothing to do with it. Shocker...
And New Orleans was only a collegiate stop-off. I was born in Boston, MA. Now live in sunny Florida. (it was 85 degrees here today... totally sunny).
Succinctly:
I loved soccer. Never played it. Grew up playing hockey.
Would see clips of the English "football" fans going fucking berserk when their team scored a goal and just loved their passion. Always said some day I'd "pick a team" and follow them.
7 years ago decided it was time. Did a ridiculous amount of research. Basically, hailing of Irish decent I wanted a team with some "Irish" connection. From what I read on-line Everton had this in abundance, as well as some historically great Irish players. The city of Liverpool seemed to have a fair share of Irish immigrants. Cheap labor...
I couldn't "pick" one of the "big" clubs. I detest bandwagon jumpers. Everton titled "The Peoples Club" really won me over. I'm not a fan of haughty-taughty folk (fucking hate Chelsea btw).
My friends (mates) are very serious about sports and sporting allegiences. Again, I hate bandwagon jumpers. I could not, for the first year following Everton, use the word "we" in reference to the Club. Had to wait a year for that honor or else get jacked by one of my buddies.
I fell in love with Everton. They are an extension, I believe, of everything I hold dear - hard working, nose to the grindstone, do your best with what God gives you, work 100%, die for the cause, fuck it all sails to the wind kinda Club.
I honestly say now, with no reservations whatsoever:
I did not choose. I was chosen.
I also say, head held high in an "adopted" kind of way; and very, very humbly out of respect to those Evertonians who have it "in their blood":
those who understand need no explanation
those who don't understand don't matter
Dude.
031 Posted 12/04/2013 at 09:44:37
Ah, Florida Keys.... sand beneath your feet, warm water, large cocktail, (no umbrella), Jimmy Buffett...The Great Jimmy Buffett on the radio...happy memories.
095 Posted 12/04/2013 at 13:54:54
simply gorgeous
112 Posted 12/04/2013 at 15:22:44
"Those Were the Days of our Lives"
324 Posted 13/04/2013 at 08:05:30
383 Posted 13/04/2013 at 12:59:51
385 Posted 13/04/2013 at 13:20:53
440 Posted 13/04/2013 at 18:01:18
456 Posted 13/04/2013 at 18:47:15
Ill have one more
597 Posted 14/04/2013 at 06:53:09
Anyway, my favourite artist, Roger Waters, is a big Arsenal fan so maybe we can have another Floyd based thread after our stunning win on Tuesday..........
658 Posted 14/04/2013 at 12:25:39
You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You've taken all my money
And you want more
Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
With your narrow minded cronies
Who are fools of the first division
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You've never had a heart of your own
Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You're just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me'
Can you face me'
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good are you satisfied'
Do you feel like suicide'
(I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night'
Do you feel good feel good'
You talk like a big business tycoon
You're just a hot air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You're just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You're the king of the 'sleaze'
Put your money where your mouth is
Mister know-all
Was the fin on your back
Part of the deal' (shark)
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You've never had a heart (you never did) of your own
(right from the start)
Insane you should be put inside
You're a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good I feel good
858 Posted 15/04/2013 at 11:08:16
What have you got against aging prog rockers (other than Roger Waters) - did n't half of ELP end up in Asia when they decided that they should try and write music that might actually sell a bit?
Trust your comments were made in the heat of the moment after a severe hoedown.
861 Posted 15/04/2013 at 11:19:41
865 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:00:22
I don't think Lee Mavers is any great authority. One fantastic song and then... zilch.
867 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:13:13
Then zilch.
869 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:20:46
871 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:49:26
872 Posted 15/04/2013 at 12:50:37
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751 Posted 11/04/2013 at 06:46:45
Unfortunately, Everton live to disappoint Evertonians when there is hope.... just look at the Wigan game.
6 points would be great, 4 would be okay and keep us in the mix, given Chelsea and Spurs have to play each other and Arsenal have the easiest run-in, therefore, we have to take something from that game,