Season 2012-13
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Manager: The No! No!! No!!! List
Many articles, polls and items have appeared since the managerial vacancy at Goodison Park was confirmed. All (including ToffeeWeb's latest) seem to focus on "Who would YOU choose?" ... But, for me, there is an equally important list: The "No! No!! No!!!" List.
Those potential candidates who may fancy their chances or whom other, less dignified [*cough*] clubs' fans may wish upon Everton FC out of "schadenfreude" (aka shyte-stirring). Mine is as follows:
Martin O'Neill:
I suspect that, like David Moyes, his best days are behind him. he didn't do what his earlier promise pointed at. Too late. No thanks.
Mark Hughes:
Almost identical reasons to MO'N. He just seems to have derailed himself and become... well... weird, frankly. Also, as a player here, he stunk and spent most on-pitch time just grappling like he belonged on the wrestling with Mick McManus.
Neil Lennon:
Nope. Not a cat in hell's chance. Good run in Europe, credit there. But in a season where the engraver has had 10 months to practice "Glasgow Celtic", hardly a taxing domestic season for the Big Bhoys in the little kids' playground.
Malky MacKay:
Nope... anyway his Dad was horrible to Fletcher when Big Dunc shared a cell with him at HMP Slade!
Steve Round:
I have NO evidence for or against... I just do not want him to get the job.
Desperate Dan Allardyce:
NO! NO!! NO!!!
Orrible 'Arry Redknapp:
NO! NO!! NO!!! — Ever since Baddiel & Skinner did that sketch where 'Orrible 'Arry was going through the lovely Louise's knicker drawer.........
A common factor here is that largely I JUST do not like these guys!
Well that's My No! No!! NO!!! List. I'm sure as others comment, that I'll add more...
Tony Draper, Posted 17/05/2013 at 08:30:59
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909 Posted 17/05/2013 at 16:10:53
912 Posted 17/05/2013 at 16:13:25
914 Posted 17/05/2013 at 16:17:29
How there are so many evertonians suggesting him is beyond belief! The guy conducted himself without class or respect when he was at Liverpool. He openly called Everton a small club and clearly considered us as beneath him. He constantly took swipes at our tactics and players.
If Kenwright really is proper blue he would take Benitez through the whole process, interview, follow up, negotiations etc. etc. make him think he's got the job .......... and then very publicly shoot him down!
917 Posted 17/05/2013 at 16:25:18
919 Posted 17/05/2013 at 16:17:14
Whoever it is will have a difficult task replacing save my dido.
926 Posted 17/05/2013 at 16:32:27
942 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:03:11
943 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:04:49
946 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:12:35
Can't stand O'Neill, he left Villa because he wanted more money....he's never going to get any here.
I have always said Rafa is a good cup manager but would our league position get worse?
947 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:14:32
958 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:26:52
959 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:25:29
964 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:33:20
He's now the favourite for the EFC job with Paddy Power.
I don't like his attitude judging by his comments on the BBC website.
967 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:37:01
Yes he slagged us off a few times. Who cares? Blues used to chant stuff at him.
Let's get Rafa.
972 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:45:48
Unfortunately his best days are ahead and in good number.
Any thoughts on Sven??
975 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:52:56
Better than some that have been mentioned
976 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:56:28
Only a foreign based manager with European experience and success will do.
Don't go near a British manager. They are tactically inept!
We want a technician a tactician and a leader.
Jesus, Vitor Pereira or my pick Lucien Favre. Forget the rest.
977 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:01:50
978 Posted 17/05/2013 at 17:53:59
You're starting to wind me up with this Rafa nonsense. Have some bloody respect for the club you love.
Nick (972), I have some thoughts on Sven, how the hell was he a p***y magnet? That, for me, was his greatest success. As a manager, the players seemed to like him. Did he blot his copy book at Leicester though?
980 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:09:03
981 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:10:47
982 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:05:07
I find the calls for Rafa very disconcerting. It seems to show an alarming lack of self-esteem. What is it about the fact that he is a proper redshite wankero who has no place at Goodison that everyone seems to be missing? That said he is still a better option than Hughes.
983 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:09:53
Alex McCleish - NO!
Steve Bruce - NO!
Bryan Robson - NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
984 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:09:53
Alex McCleish - NO!
Steve Bruce - NO!
Bryan Robson - NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
989 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:20:58
990 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:26:10
991 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:26:58
993 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:29:21
995 Posted 17/05/2013 at 18:32:12
008 Posted 17/05/2013 at 19:03:50
013 Posted 17/05/2013 at 19:08:56
014 Posted 17/05/2013 at 19:07:09
Fergie- 'Now, Davey, I'm gonna be upstairs watching you.'
Giggs- 'And I'll be outside watching you.'
Moyes- 'So what is it you want me to do in my new role?'
Fergie & Giggs- 'what ever we tell you.'
016 Posted 17/05/2013 at 19:16:05
019 Posted 17/05/2013 at 19:10:09
But we can't allow a fear of the Hughes' of this world to create some kind of weird and thoroughly inappropriate love-in for Rafa.
Setting to one side the inevitable ridicule we would suffer at the hands of the RS ( I still take the piss out of them for playing on our old ground ), I used to mock Rafa when he was their boss for a multitude of reasons. The ones that immediately spring to mind were the wasting of colossal amounts of money to get exactly nowhere and selling Xavi Alonso when it was obvious to Stevie "I'm not interested in soccer" Wonder he was their 2nd key player - didn't he trot out some shit about not being mobile enough...hmmmmm.
If I was BK I would look up the phone numbers of the top 5 managers from all of the top 5 leagues ( + Bielsa and Hiddink )and see who might be tempted.
He may yet do this, but if he doesn't I would demand to know why!?!
022 Posted 17/05/2013 at 19:25:30
Rafa - NO! NO! NO!
027 Posted 17/05/2013 at 19:31:59
031 Posted 17/05/2013 at 19:32:22
That isn't my main concern though,I just don't rate him. Yes, he has won things but every club where he's done it he has had a lot of money to spend or walked into a club that has already done the hard work in assembling a squad (usually from the previous manager) and I haven't forgotten how disrespectful he was about our club.
My message to him is "Go fuck yourself."
035 Posted 17/05/2013 at 19:48:40
He's hated at almost every club he's ever worked for. The RS only like him because of his soured relationship with H&G and have conveniently adopted a high level of mawkishness (so unlike them!) that glosses over the FACT that they all wanted him gone because they thought he'd 'lost it'.
040 Posted 17/05/2013 at 20:11:29
The word all over Wigan is that Martinez is already installed here. If that falls down, BK will go for an in-house appointment. Easy and cheap and good for the sentimentalist, he is...
And wrong.
045 Posted 17/05/2013 at 20:40:45
047 Posted 17/05/2013 at 20:20:24
Martinez has been excellent in the transfer market with Wigan, he's bought players like Moses, macarthey, Kone and Diame. The only thing that worries me about Matinez is, his Wigan team look so fragile at the back and are very inconsistent, i'm a little bit unsure about Matinez but would rather give him a chance over most of the names being mentioned.
My first choice would be Laudrup, he's bought some really good players at Swansea like Michu for very little money. Laudrup has improved Swansea in the league whilst playing good attractive football and has also delivered a league cup. Its a no brainer for me, Laudrup would be my first choice and I would hate it if BK hasn't even tried to approach him.
058 Posted 17/05/2013 at 21:29:57
062 Posted 17/05/2013 at 21:33:17
064 Posted 17/05/2013 at 21:40:08
065 Posted 17/05/2013 at 21:38:55
Does Freedman live closer to Finch Farm than Rafa the shite Gaffa? The commutable distance seems to be a factor!
068 Posted 17/05/2013 at 21:45:31
He has an overall 37.30% win rate but at Bolton he has 41.67%
126games 47wins 39draws 40losses 37.30 win percentage
Well at least he'll be cheap.
072 Posted 17/05/2013 at 21:56:42
"In Dougie We Trust" then...
074 Posted 17/05/2013 at 22:06:03
079 Posted 17/05/2013 at 21:53:06
As much as I loved Duncan Ferguson he's never managed anything. Longer term he may prove himself but he's actually got to manage a team and have success to climb in to the picture. The same applies to Phil Neville, and David Weir. All of these people would longer term benefit from taking more responsibility under a new manager!
In fact you really couldn't look at anyone internally other than Alan Irvine (who I like but failed at Preston) and Steve Round who has I think been a great assistant to DM but I really don't see as a manager of EFC at this moment in time.
So I just wish certain people would get real and talk about potential managers we deserve not adopt some sort of patronage thing where we appoint 'our own' because they're 'ours'. I try not to swear in these debates but to be honest that kind of view is complete bollocks!
So please can these debates assume a sensible approach. We're talking here about Everton Football Club who finished 6th in the premier league - not some ale house team who play on the local rec!
We need a manager who has actually achieved some measure of relevant success!
080 Posted 17/05/2013 at 22:10:05
096 Posted 17/05/2013 at 23:28:06
Now I don't particularly care for the guy but if he did come in and won things he would get my backing as would any manager. Seriously though I very much doubt he will come any way, my concern is about the possible degrading of Everton FC by installing an in house no experience job. Now that is sad.
113 Posted 18/05/2013 at 02:35:10
We can thank our lucky stars
http://youtu.be/PrVP9yM-Vi8
131 Posted 18/05/2013 at 07:28:38
Secondly, you just now, that Kenwright, will look at this as a way to cut costs. Moyes was something like the 7th most well paid manager in Europe. His successor will be cheap. Hopefully I'm wrong but expect the announcement along the lines of, "we've appointed from within to ensure continuity and finish the job David started" or "Roberto was an outstanding candidate who we hope will bring a further period of stability". Sadly, you will not hear "we've gone for the very best available and secured them to take us to the next level" The media are not often wrong, and how many of the current candidates have us all sitting up and going 'wow' I'd love it if we got him?
139 Posted 18/05/2013 at 08:55:06
141 Posted 18/05/2013 at 08:47:37
Martin O'Neill — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Mark Hughes — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Neil Lennon — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Malky MacKay — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Steve Round — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Desperate Dan Allardyce — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Orrible 'Arry Redknapp — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Steve McLaren — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Alex McCleish — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Steve Bruce — NO! NO!! NO!!!
Bryan Robson — NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
Also,
Bill Kenwright — NO! NO!! NO!!!
149 Posted 18/05/2013 at 09:39:56
180 Posted 18/05/2013 at 11:47:47
186 Posted 18/05/2013 at 12:12:23
228 Posted 18/05/2013 at 15:13:05
Judging by the names thats been trawled through here, I would say hes not a bad shout. We could do a lot worse.
230 Posted 18/05/2013 at 15:22:15
232 Posted 18/05/2013 at 15:25:25
287 Posted 18/05/2013 at 16:49:53
I would be happy with:
Phil Neville, Peter Reid, Stuart McCall, Alan Irvine, Alan Stubbs.
I realise they are risks, but anybody is a risk after 11 years with the same manager.
I worry that Big Dunc and Davey Weir are not quite ready to be the main man, but I'd love them to have more involvement.
I'd be accepting of Martinez or Malky Mackay.
I don't want O'Neil, Lennon, Hughes or McLaren.
If it's Rafa I might vomit!
353 Posted 18/05/2013 at 18:29:30
You worry that Big Dunc or Davey Weir are not quite ready but you would be happy with Phil Neville?
Ehhh?
089 Posted 20/05/2013 at 00:50:13
141 Posted 19/05/2013 at 21:09:04
- Rolf Harris NO, NO, NO
- Ryan Giggs NO, NO, NO
- Gary Glitter NO, NO, NO
- Andy Gray NO, NO, NO
- Richard Keys NO, NO, NO
- The Actors who play Ken Barlow and Kevin on Corrie NO, NO, NO
It's about as useful as suggesting Rijkaard or some of the others.
Personally my No list is shorter but does include Rafa. It definitely DOES include promoting from within, so perhaps I don't "really care about the future of the blues" - let's not get sill Sid #73.
459 Posted 20/05/2013 at 20:22:31
463 Posted 20/05/2013 at 20:32:54
465 Posted 20/05/2013 at 20:35:45
467 Posted 20/05/2013 at 20:37:23
472 Posted 20/05/2013 at 20:40:22
510 Posted 20/05/2013 at 21:39:26
My tip, as I've said before, is Simon Greyson: good young manager, bloods young players, plays the game right, with the ball on the floor & won't cost the club a fortune in compensation. Some may scoff like, but look what happened 11 years ago. We might go down that route again, but this time pick a manager that likes to play attacking footy!
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908 Posted 17/05/2013 at 16:08:53