Rihanna to woo Big Bill

Let's hope she persuades Cockspur Rum to sponsor us and does a discount deal for all us ST holders !

No thanx we have had terrible summers ever since she had that hit with Umbrella. I don't think this one really has legs although Rihanna obviously has. Everton FC for the MTV / Digital + generation it won't wash I tell you! From Bill BoyZ P3NN to Eminem it won't work.
BTW - Is Barbados a tax haven?

You can't sell something that's not for sale.

With the money he just spent to fulfill his dreams it's hard to believe Bill we sell the club at this point. Probably take a bid that is twice what the club is worth for him to sell now and even then....

If you could put her legs on Distin it would be a great signing. I’d go to every match and training session in a heartbeat but at my age I’d have a stroke after 10 minutes.

Sean,

She may not let you have a stroke

Didn't we sign Rihanna from Man Utd in 2008?

"If you could put her (Rihanna's) legs on Distin".....

One of the more bizarre postings that I will ever see, why anyone would want a a slice Sylvain with Rhi-Rhi's legs is beyond me!

I'll happily watch Rhianna do the washing up or whatever she fancies. But, FFS leave Sylvain's legs alone, he functions quite well just as he is.

BTW someone mentioned that they thought that she may also sing?

Rihanna doesn't have that kind of money (although she has a lot more than our Glorious Leader). She's also got a team of hangers on and advisers who manage her every move, and I doubt there's any way they'd advise putting money into an EPL club on any scale.

Interesting tidbit, earlier on in her career - before she got really big, she went to an ATM and was horrified to see her balance was "only" $20,000. She had no idea how her record deal at that stage was structured, and immediately assumed her accountants, advisers etc. were diddling her. Then she was told in the modern era of downloads and piracy, touring is the only way to make serious money. Hence why some artists are permanently on tour, and some just faded away as they couldn't sing live (even with auto-tune).

In a somewhat parallel move to the EPL finances, the costs of staging such tours has shot up astronomically, meaning many places just aren't on the radar anymore as ticket prices are too jacked up for the local population, or they need sponsors to pour megabucks in to effectively subsidise it.

Knowing promoters is a great way of getting free swag though, as these artists are incessantly showered with free smart phones, etc. and even the roadies have the latest gear.

Great so when we get into the relegation zone, we can fund our transfers through royalties from overplaying S.O.S

FFS Tony try gettiing out of the other side of the bed next time

IÂ’d give her a portion and a half but IÂ’d guess the dippy cow doesnÂ’t even know what shape the ball is Thanks but no thanks