Caused to think laterally by Sam Day's captivating and diverting "Spanish Everton", I got to wondering....

When this "interesting for all the wrong reasons" season ends, it seems we may not have the usual "football free" close season. This year, apart from playing the "Isn't the transfer bollox a load of bollox" game, we have other options.

The Chilean Season will be available via some stream or other and so the exploits of Everton de Vià±a del Mar surely must be of interest to ALL Evertonians? Personally, Everton really need to do far more to cement this almost unique relationship than just a single "Banksy Graffito" on the GP wall on Goodison Road.

Then, given the open, honest and always inspirational accounts shared here by "US Blues" who have "Been Touched" and realised that they too are "Chosen", which, if any, MLS Clubs should Evertonians await "The Calling" from, which should we shun as false and deplorable for their "Johnny-Cum-Lackey" lickspittlery of which we are so familiar from "non-domicile" EPL followers.

Or is it, Everton and Everton dVdM "stick the rest"?