Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
Sometimes I wish I didn't like football and could spend Saturday afternoons gardening or shopping and be completely oblivious to football. Actually, if I had to watch a Tony Pulis team, I would do that, or throw myself off the roof of the stand. But that's beside the point.What went wrong this time, just as we seemed poised to make a move up the table? The goal... okay, we missed a defensive header and the ball looped over the keeper, who hesitated fractionally as if expecting someone on the back post to clear (hope that's not held against him in selection). But there was no-one there. Why not? If we bring all 10 back for corners, surely we can spare one of them for the post? Maybe we just don't practice defending corners?
It left us with the job of breaking down their 14 centre-backs. Lennon seemed to be the key, going past his man at will but nothing came of it. Why do we always seem to pick out a defender from the bye-line? Look at Payet for West Ham against Norwich – he got to the line, looked up, pulled it back to a midfield player running in from deep... James McCarthy, this should be just your thing, where are you?
That was the key – width. Play as many centre-backs as you like, they won't like to be spread out wide and they won't like fast players running at them. And having players arriving late from deep positions is another good way to break down neanderthal defences. When Lukaku moves out of the middle, who moves into the space he vacates? No-one.
When we had got to half-time without scoring, changes were needed – but why keep two defensive midfielders on when they clearly weren't required? Cleverley seemed to me more likely to contribute going forward and gave a bit of structure down the left. No problem if his replacement was going to be Mirallas, the man tipped to play a big part in the remainder of the season. But Kone!
Mirallas would have stretched them down the left just as Lennon was doing down the right. Kone can't do that left attacker/advance midfield whatever-it-is role that the manager favours. We didn't once get to the bye-line down the left. Poor Kone, the crowd aren't helping a struggling player, groaning before he even touches the ball.
Deulofeu coming on was fine for me, but for Lennon? Lennon actually got to the bye-line to cross, Deulofeu didn't, he cut inside repeatedly, just where the neanderthals wanted him to go. When things aren't working, do something different – Deulofeu down the middle might have scared them.
Talking of doing something different – we never do. Even the corners. Oviedo took some good in-swingers but, apart from one header by Funes Mori, they were all headed clear. It took until about 75 minutes before Deulofeu had a go.
And maybe a short corner for a change? We just tried more of the same throughout and it never worked. We didn't even throw a centre-back forward and lump it for the last few minutes like most teams would do. Is that too ugly for our manager?
The last substitution? Well, that was different. Only his mum would have put Osman on at that stage. What did the manager think Osman had a better chance of doing than Mirallas? Mirallas is this season's Distin. I feel sorry for him and wish him luck at his new club.
We had no Plan B. We did nothing different when it clearly wasn't working and our substitutions only made it worse.
I would like Martinez to succeed but he makes it so difficult for himself sometimes... Time for a spot of gardening.
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2 Posted 16/02/2016 at 07:46:36
3 Posted 16/02/2016 at 08:32:22
Whilst I respect his academic (two degrees) and full UEFA coaching qualifications, he's got it very very wrong at the moment.
We are slowly running out of games to rescue this car crash of a season, clinging on to faint hopes of glory in the FA Cup will soon end as (Bournemouth apart), an unkind draw in the next round will put us all out of our misery.
I feel some sympathy for the players, despite some poor individual performances, they are playing a brand of football, accompanied by poor tactics, that is clearly not working.
Overpaid and pampered they maybe, but their not mugs, the better ones will be looking for pastures new in the summer, with a line of suitors with deep pockets ready to take them off our hands.
Meanwhile, the 'mad professor' carries on with his project, seemingly unaware of the widespread anger and disappointment at the underachievement of the most talented bunch of players we've had in years.
4 Posted 16/02/2016 at 09:22:13
It's getting bad when even Joey Barton is worried.....
5 Posted 16/02/2016 at 09:55:30
The players had the Moyes mentality drilled into them which meant us finishing 5th. Season 1 (2) finished 11th with lowest points tally and season 2 (3) heading in a similar direction - down. Unfortunately this could go on for the remainder of his contract - we have just got to cross everything and hope we come out of this hole intact.
I have voiced my opinion about Martinez - never wanted him from the start - we are reaping what's been sown - let's just hope it's not as bad a harvest as it looks
6 Posted 16/02/2016 at 09:55:34
I suspect its final phase may see us in the Championship the Football League one not Uefa's!
7 Posted 16/02/2016 at 10:08:25
Aaaaaaahhhh please help me, someone!
8 Posted 16/02/2016 at 10:38:32
9 Posted 16/02/2016 at 10:45:33
10 Posted 16/02/2016 at 10:55:42
11 Posted 16/02/2016 at 10:58:44
The question marks over his ability will quickly resurface though, simply because defensively he hasn't got a clue.
More home defeats in the Premier League will follow. That's when the wheels fall off, tactically.
13 Posted 16/02/2016 at 11:05:22
I suspect that sometime, somewhere, RM will establish a successful team, but sadly, his playing philosophy is just inadequate for the English premiership. Bobby might do better to manage in China, Japan or the Middle East where the (slower) pace of the game lends itself more to his style.
As things stand, Bobby appears incapable of adapting to the opposition, we all knew exactly how WBA would set up shop, but still he persists on picking two DM players when it's clear that we'd have benefited from setting up on a 4-4-2 ...but no, not Bobby. Everton's problem is compounded by the fact that expectation levels are now rock bottom for home fans.
Despite the two wins prior to WBA, I was never confident going in to the game, as Pulis is a past master of pulling out results like this. It is no wonder that this mood translates into a lack of atmosphere at Goodison, as really, there's often not a great deal to get excited about, it's all so painfully predictable-lots of possession, not enough end product, and a harum-scarum defensive set up.
Maybe we will beat the Cherries, and maybe we will get a home draw in the FA Cup quarterfinals, but for me, we have little or no chance of winning it because we don't have the nous or the desire, either on the pitch or at Finch Farm. Roll on the takeover.
14 Posted 16/02/2016 at 11:34:19
His arrogance is such that until he is sacked we are in for more of the same. BK will stick by him through thick and thin. Any new owners will allow RM half a season at least, by which time that's another mediocre season gone.
I have supported Everton for over 50 years and will continue to do so. However, I see our best players leaving for pastures new, that actually qualify for Europe, rather than promising too! Please tell me I'm wrong. The current situation has caused me to put my thoughts into the public arena (first post).
15 Posted 16/02/2016 at 11:53:55
16 Posted 16/02/2016 at 12:03:51
I honestly thought that with the new additions this year we would be aiming for the top 4 at least and that was before the collapse of Chelsea and Man Utd.
I just think that when Moyes had Arteta and the rest he only needed a striker. With Lukaku we would have won the league.
17 Posted 16/02/2016 at 12:07:00
To me the consensus is that Martinez is not fit to manage our great club. Which I do agree with. Stats over his tenure here prove we are treading water at best.
18 Posted 16/02/2016 at 12:47:54
A few months ago Cleverley set up Lukaku (who scored) with a 40-yard pass; he was immediately taken off... I'm beginning to wonder why Kenwright won't sack him but we said that about Walter Smith... here's hoping!
19 Posted 16/02/2016 at 13:04:16
The wheels fell off this wagon last winter and this season it seems like déjà vu. We're seven points better off after 26 games than last season and one place higher. Whoopee-do.
I'm not even arsed to be angry anymore as nothing will change unless new owners take over, probably Billy (not so) Smart or James (not so) Chipperfield.
I'm off for a cup of Coco.
20 Posted 16/02/2016 at 17:16:52
Bollocks to the manager, work your socks off, run up and down the pitch not in little triangles going nowhere.
21 Posted 16/02/2016 at 18:57:12
He seems to know what its all about i.e. defend well, keep clean sheets and still play attractive football.
22 Posted 16/02/2016 at 21:22:03
23 Posted 17/02/2016 at 09:14:23
24 Posted 19/02/2016 at 16:18:45
Right now, Everton have scored more goals from open play than any of their rivals. Their fans know that, on chances created, it should even be a lot more. A whole lot more.
Martinez doesn't do clean sheets. He doesn't set up for them. If they happen that's great but they're not important. West Brom had one corner and one goal but we created enough chances to win easily. That's the only way our boss sees things. Why practice defending corners when they only cost us half a dozen goals a season?
Actually, why practice defending anything? With McCarthy and Barry sitting in front of Jags, Funes Mori and Robles, he knows we'll rarely concede more than the good chances created at the other end.
Well that's the idea. That's the way it is supposed to work. Despite .the giant tree trunks in the Baggies defence, he reckons we definitely created enough chances to win and he's probably right. 2 or 3 of our 34 shots should have hit the net.
You score 2. we'll score 3. In the end it all comes down to clinical finishing. We create loads of chances. If we put them away we win.
City and Arsenal are similar but they have world class keepers. They also have tall lads who can get their head on the ball at set-pieces.
We've been in a mess for more than 18 months but Martinez continues to believe we are a whisker away from glory.
I'd like him to try his system elsewhere but it ain't gonna happen. He'll strengthen with more fire power and keep on talking.
25 Posted 20/02/2016 at 01:45:26
We emigrated 15 years ago and I can honestly say, the 11-hour time difference means my garden has never looked better. I sleep through the agony of most matches and only awake to hear the bad news.
The downside is having to watch the A League 'live' but my sanity levels have definitely improved.
26 Posted 20/02/2016 at 03:21:50
What we need is for our players to be creating more real chances by getting more shots on target.
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1 Posted 16/02/2016 at 07:31:15
All the articles have the same theme and most on here agree with them. I could live with it if I knew he was going at the end of this season but nothing is certain apart from if he keeps playing the same way we will be fighting relegation next season.
So many have said it, the hope kills you until you reach a point of not caring, born out of total frustration that nothing changes. Even a win at Bournemouth will not help, it is a terrible thing to say but I would take a defeat if it means he goes.
Who comes in? Don't know, people way above my pay grade make these decisions but we are going nowhere as it stands and change must happen.