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Everton plan bumper pay rise to persuade Lukaku to stay
The Daily Mail claim that the club will offer him around £100,000 a week, a 25% increase on his current reported earnings, despite reported interest from the likes of Chelsea and Juventus and the player's own repeated desire to join a new club.
Other rumours have suggested that the offer could be as high as £140,000 which would shatter the club's previously rigid pay structure.
Lukaku has stated on more than one occasion in recent weeks that he wants to be playing Champions League football and that he wants to join a "project" team. While Everton undoubtedly fill the latter brief, there have been suggestions that the 23-year-old hasn't fully settled in the northwest and that, combined with his belief and that of his father that he is ready to join a Champions League-level club mean that it would be difficult to persuade him to stay.
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2 Posted 15/06/2016 at 21:40:28
On the other hand, he's lazy, inconsistent, STILL has a terrible first touch and mouths off about leaving.
Take it all into account, and considering everyone has his price; id say his price is around £50M.
3 Posted 15/06/2016 at 21:43:46
4 Posted 15/06/2016 at 21:43:47
5 Posted 15/06/2016 at 21:45:45
6 Posted 15/06/2016 at 21:46:51
The good news is that this is complete bollocks and is purely the very intelligent majority shareholder letting other clubs know that we "don't want" to sell... So Lukaku is going to cost you big.
Off you pop son. Good riddance.
7 Posted 15/06/2016 at 21:49:22
8 Posted 15/06/2016 at 21:49:49
9 Posted 15/06/2016 at 21:56:25
10 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:02:19
11 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:06:10
12 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:15:55
13 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:23:05
Look at his first touch again for Belgium appalling. If he carries on like this, very few teams will want to invest heavily in him.
14 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:24:37
A 'project' team? Rom's going to have to toughen up right quick if he really wants to cut it on that stage:
15 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:25:37
16 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:32:34
We don't want Shane Long though.......he is not Premier league standard. We seem to be overloaded with Center Forwards who are all not good enough, its time we had another Tommy Lawton or even Dixie( if only it were possible).
17 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:34:19
I can't see him being allowed to leave for less than £50M-plus and after His showing against Italy plus the abysmal last ten games of the season I don't see many takers.
We definitely need another striker to put pressure on him.
18 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:39:47
19 Posted 15/06/2016 at 22:59:08
We can do a lot better than a 20 something that can't trap a fucking ball.
20 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:04:21
I was almost convinced of this after reading 'according to reports', but when I noticed 'other rumours' say the figure could be £140,000 a week, I thought deal done, that's accurate enough for me.
Oh shite...hold on, now it says there have been 'suggestions' he's not happy in the north-west and that there had been 'reported interest' from Chelsea.
Tut, you don't know WHERE you are!*
(*other than avoiding the shite that fills the pages of Britain's most vile rag)
21 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:09:06
Can any one ever and I mean Ever see him being a centre-forward/striker the likes of our club has seen down the years? He couldn't and doesn't hold a candle to any one of them...
Dixie, Davie, Alex, Fred, Big Joe, Graeme Sharpe, Andy Gray, Lineker to name but a few from our glorious past.
22 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:16:30
I could name 10 strikers better than Lukaku who would be willing to play without CL. However he's proven his pedigree at the premier league level time and time again. Astonishingly without the basic skills. I.e. making simple passes/runs trapping the ball.
If it comes to us selling Lukaku I'd rather we have our first choice replacement in before he leaves. I don't want to be stuck with Long, Pele, Berahino etc as our go to man.
23 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:22:13
Had to laugh though after all his and his dad's big talk about being ready to play for a team in the champions league he put in a performance like that against Italy and got hammered by the pundit's.
If I'm being honest though I'd like him to stay, the first half of last season showed if his head is right he can be quality and without your main goalscorer where are we left??
24 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:22:49
My mind goes back to another striker who could not trap a bag of cement nor keep possession nor was he a good header and he also very average at passing to a team mate.
When this player arrived at our club we were going through a dearth of goal scoring. Headlines described it as after you Claude as our strikers seemed afraid to take a shot.
This new chap had a solid build with legs as thick as tree trunks. As per Lukaku he spent much of his time seemingly unconnected with team or tactics.
Give him the right kind of ball and he could take shots from any distance that most times hit the target.
His name, Fred Pickering, look him up on Google.
Before casting Romelu aside I would like Koeman to have a chance to work with him.
25 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:22:56
26 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:24:50
Just out of interest!! Name that tune (10)...
27 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:25:54
He has no genuine respect for EFC, and is destined to be a modern-day version of a the one that never bloomed, in terms of a striker in the EPL. Get rid asap, he's not worth the aggro, and Koeman won't take no crap. Start fresh in terms of the forward line and get shut of all the known deadwood at the club and embrace the new era.
28 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:52:30
Sell and get someone with a hunger, he looks as though he has had enough and wants out. There's no point keeping a playing on that basis hoping he will really be happy it just delays the inevitable.
29 Posted 15/06/2016 at 23:55:52
He does deserve to be mentioned in the same company though which is quite something at his age, and is ahead of Drogba who seemed to click at 24. Will Lukaku go into overdrive now and become a truly great goalscorer? I don't think so.
I think Scott Hall is pretty close comparing him to Anelka and Adebayor; is very good but thinks he's just that bit more special than everyone else. He could take a leaf out of how Gareth Bale conducts himself, plays for and talks about the team - and Rooney for that matter.
No matter how good he is he'd be nothing without the players around him and he needs to remember that given how poor the rest of his game is.
Personally I think he's shown his colours too many times, I don't think he'll improve tremendously with age due to his self indulgent attitude and personally would swap any of the strikers above for him tomorrow.
Sell him for big money and get someone in who can be truly great.
30 Posted 15/06/2016 at 00:01:02
31 Posted 15/06/2016 at 00:01:48
Also, why are people so harsh on a player that is honest? He has ambition and if he stays it is a good sign that he feels we are more ambitious than before.
A bad player doesn't score 25 goals and have the record that he has at such a young age. If we can keep him then he will only get better.
32 Posted 16/06/2016 at 00:04:12
33 Posted 16/06/2016 at 00:07:41
34 Posted 16/06/2016 at 00:15:29
35 Posted 16/06/2016 at 00:28:56
36 Posted 16/06/2016 at 00:38:45
37 Posted 16/06/2016 at 01:17:24
I also find it surprising that some people talk about him improving with "better coaching" as though he has just started playing football having been a bricklayer since he left his schooling. He has no doubt been coached to death since he was a very young boy and been at a number of premier league clubs in his adult years. The man still finds it difficult to show that he has mastered the basic technical aspects of the game, ball control, passing, heading, movement etc. He may well be an intelligent young man in many ways but he certainly does not seem to be showing any fundamental development of football intelligence when on the pitch. In fact I think his demeanour on the pitch is often nothing short of lamentable particularly his lack of physical commitment and application. Although it grieves me to say it, when he gets home from the Euros he should be required to sit and watch recordings of someone like Ian Rush to really see what constitutes a top class centre forward, goal scorer and team player. Too much money too early? Perhaps. So keep throwing money at him? I do not think so. Get Him to get down to some serious professional hard work or find another employer.
38 Posted 16/06/2016 at 01:48:42
39 Posted 16/06/2016 at 02:12:57
Come on Zahir, name names (10 of them to be precise) and keep it sensible !!
40 Posted 16/06/2016 at 02:30:58
Yes his motivation and attitude sucks, but if anyone can "sort him out" it's Ronald.
41 Posted 16/06/2016 at 02:43:28
42 Posted 16/06/2016 at 03:15:13
To those suggesting that Lukaku is not good or that "we can get better," I ask simply, who for the money we will have (not spending 100 million on Suarez are we)? Who can we bring in who is his age and has his goal scoring record in the EPL (60 goals in 139 appearances with West Brom and Everton)? Sorry but I want my striker to score, not stand with his back to goal and try to hold the ball all day to lay it off to someone else. I hope Koeman can design a system to play to Lukaku's strengths to produce 25-30 goals a season, as his goal scoring record under RM is nothing short of miraculous.
Then we turn to the following:
"I also find it surprising that some people talk about him improving with "better coaching" as though he has just started playing football having been a bricklayer since he left his schooling. He has no doubt been coached to death since he was a very young boy."
Ironically, these comments slate Lukaku but could be applied more aptly, to John Stones, but yet again the Englishman, attitude, errors and transfer request, gets another pass and is being advanced as a future captain on TW. In fact, on here people claim that with more years and a better manager he can learn to do the basics and improve. so we should keep him. Odd that Lukaku is not extended the same TW optimism or courtesy, or is it something else?
43 Posted 16/06/2016 at 03:51:33
44 Posted 16/06/2016 at 03:54:58
And there's the glaring difference Dick #18
I agree with Scott #2, I'd like him to stay but am fed up with his attitude that he's too good for us.
45 Posted 16/06/2016 at 04:48:27
Would not be surprised in f he gets dropped for the next Belgium match, if we could match his skill with his ego, we would have a world class player.
Personally I hope we sell the guy, as soon as things go against Everton, he will be asking to move on, get rid now, rebuild and build a team with spirit and passion.
46 Posted 16/06/2016 at 04:48:32
I am ok with that, as long as when these mercenaries arrive, they have respect for the fans, and play their hearts out for the team. I don't care how they feel privately, as long as when they are on the pitch they give everything they have. Lukaku has been that player, but recently he has not.
I think Koeman (who also fits the mercenary definition) will get the best out of someone like Lukaku. So, if he stays, I will cheer him on and hope he scores, if he leaves, I will cheer his replacement on.
Maybe I have become slightly mercenary myself!
47 Posted 16/06/2016 at 04:51:10
Stones handed in a fucking transfer request last year.
48 Posted 16/06/2016 at 04:56:29
Stones hasn't gobbled off in the press, but he has put in a transfer request, which is worse, in my opinion. So Stones and Lukaku are the same. I would go as far as to say "most" players these days are the same. They all want the most money they can earn, and they want to win medals. The difference between a player that we love, and a player that we hate, is a good PR person. So get Rom a good PR person and we will love him. Haha.
49 Posted 16/06/2016 at 04:59:12
50 Posted 16/06/2016 at 05:01:24
We should reward performance, sure, but if that does not come with loyalty, we'll just have a band of mercenaries. That's what I fear Moshiri's millions will make us, and hopefully this piece of news is just hogwash plotted by the agent.
Jim 35, he is good. He is NOT that good. Which top 2 team from any of the major leagues need him? To my knowledge, none. Rumors sure, but why would they change their gameplan for him? I would take Morata over Lukaku any day.
51 Posted 16/06/2016 at 05:02:48
Other players spot on in regards to only interested in money and mercenaries, not many loyal players left in the game now, who play for the love of the game.
Only few remaining at Everton for me is Jagielka and Baines, possibly Barkley if the boo boys do not force his hand to leave, rest I have no doubt would leave if someone came knocking.
52 Posted 16/06/2016 at 05:03:25
53 Posted 16/06/2016 at 05:11:00
54 Posted 16/06/2016 at 05:14:30
We got rid of Lineker, built a team up and won the league.
Now I am not saying premiership champs next season, but we certainly need to change how we play to Lukaku, personally, I would sell and try to bring a team player and goal scorer, someone who will run into space in the box, and expect the ball to be fed there, and not a striker who stands still, hands on hips.
55 Posted 16/06/2016 at 05:35:19
"The English attitude" ?
I wish I'd have picked up all that knowledge and understanding of the game watching top class soccer Jim. then I too could have come out with gems like "I want my striker to score".
Here's a little secret Jim . . We ALL want our striker to score, but we don't want him to need three good chances in order to convert one.
It seems this . . . "English attitude" isn't just confined to the English. Koeman, Conte, Mourinho and Guardiola will all be vying for the services of John Stones this summer, perhaps they should adopt your "Soccer" attitude Jim?
Maybe you should put that deep understanding of the game to good use . . set yourself up as an agent ?
Get that Goalkeeper on your books, You know the one ? The guy you told us about, who despite being too much of a short arse to be any good, is still better than all the outfield players in their positions . . Then you can produce your master stroke . . sell him as a Goalie to some chump with an "English attitude"
Get across here Jim, a fortune awaits you, unlike America we dont just have suckers born everyday, We have people born with an "English attitude" and its spreading all over Europe.
BTW Jim; Trump or Clinton ?
56 Posted 16/06/2016 at 05:52:32
If Koeman can mould them to his way and get the best out of them then would support him, if he sees no future in either or both then sell them, just let the manager decide, that's why he was brought in so let's see what he does.
57 Posted 16/06/2016 at 06:39:56
58 Posted 16/06/2016 at 06:42:32
I can see your point. 44 goals in 92 games will need replacing IF Lukaku goes. My opinion is that, if we ask for anything north of 㿞 million, he will be playing for us next year. If he goes, my idea of a replacement would be Benteke.
Re your point on Stones. Again, in my opinion, Conte will not bid for John Stones. He is a manager who likes his defenders to be out-and-out defenders. Described by Martin Keown in commentary a couple of nights ago as "proper defenders". I agree with that description 100%.
I think it is down to a straight choice between Man City and Everton for where Stones will play his football next season.
59 Posted 16/06/2016 at 07:03:54
So will it be Lukaku staying or Pelle from the scunners coming in?
60 Posted 16/06/2016 at 07:10:31
61 Posted 16/06/2016 at 07:20:57
Change our style of play around, give Lukaku the chance to make more runs and get in the box more and you will see a different player. A striker wants chances. Asking him to play upfront on his own, islolated and without another Everton player within twenty yards of him is not going to give Lukaku chances. Over the course of a season any striker will get frustrated and mouth off.
62 Posted 16/06/2016 at 08:28:35
He has been found out by the fans. He could and should have been dragged off or left out many times last season. He is nothing special and should not be treated as some kind of superstar.
He is on a contract already that is better than he deserves or earned if he thinks the grass is greener on the other side then let him go. If we can get our money back then we should take it. Anything else would be a bonus.
63 Posted 16/06/2016 at 08:44:37
I would sell him at the right price, but I would prefer to buy another top striker and give him some real competition for his place.
Martinez did drop him once, but the back-up strikers couldn't do the job.
He isn't as good as he thinks, but the record shows that he can score goals. We just have to show him who's boss and make him knuckle down and give his all.
If he isn't into it, then let's get in a couple of new lads who are.
64 Posted 16/06/2016 at 09:06:37
By the way Andy 48, have you any details about all this gobbling in the press. This sort of thing leaves a nasty taste in my mouth
65 Posted 16/06/2016 at 09:12:33
66 Posted 16/06/2016 at 09:25:12
When you think about his positives there are many. Do they outweigh the negatives? Does Koeman want to keep him? If he stays will he put in a shift? Many questions. If the answers to the last two are yes then I would want to keep him.
67 Posted 16/06/2016 at 09:32:07
If we get a massive offer, say 40m+, then I'd sell as I think we can replace him with two decent strikers for that sort of money. However, if no club comes in for him then he has to stay anyway so there's no point in smashing our wage structure.
All in all, I'd wait an see if any club is interested. At the end of the day he's been saying he wants to go to a CL clube for ages.
68 Posted 16/06/2016 at 10:07:38
69 Posted 16/06/2016 at 10:45:31
70 Posted 16/06/2016 at 10:47:31
Jackson Martinez
Milik
Lacazette
Icardi
Dybala
Lavezzi
Ibra
Alcacer
Zahir Jaffer
Enner valencia
I've left out a few other potential candidates but your more than welcome to add to this list. And before I receive any cruel judgements I can easily trap and pass a ball.
Obviously Lukaku has some abilities that he excels in. He's the best striker we've had for eons. I'd love for him to stay but there's no point having players who don't want to play. Hopefully Koeman can get through to him
71 Posted 16/06/2016 at 10:50:22
I think he (and the chairman) will talk through the future of Romalu with our new manager and see how he wants to handle the situation. Then they will back him up and - if we are wise so will we.
72 Posted 16/06/2016 at 11:08:12
Firstly to my knowledge no one has bid in him, so £50m+ where does that come from? I see nothing more than paper talk.
Secondly he was the fourth best goal soccer in the prem, his stats are consistent with those around him, http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/top-scorers; so when people say we could get better? Who can we get who is better? Are they going to come to us or Man City, Aresnal etc?
73 Posted 16/06/2016 at 11:09:53
Pity it didn't work out - a complete striker.
74 Posted 16/06/2016 at 11:22:52
I hate what he's (allegedly) been saying to the press, but let's sell him when we qualify for the CL and can get someone better!
75 Posted 16/06/2016 at 14:43:07
76 Posted 16/06/2016 at 17:31:37
77 Posted 16/06/2016 at 17:39:55
78 Posted 16/06/2016 at 20:04:00
79 Posted 16/06/2016 at 21:23:08
Lukaku has a better scoring rate, at his age, than everyone mentioned in this post except Aguero.
He is one of the only players who can justify claims of Champions League football based on this past season. We had one striker, who went through a bad patch, like all players.
How many times has Mirallas claimed he wanted CL football and he's not even close to Rom's standard.
It worries me that people think we're going to spend 𧴜,000,000 without buying any egos.
Rom was also one of the leaders who told RM very clearly he didn't know what he was doing.
He's a striker (who actually scores goals), he's young, he's ambitious. Convince him to stay with our ambition. I don't want him kissing the badge or tattooing himself with the crest. I want him to want to win the title and see that that is exactly what the club, the fans and his team mates want.
I worry that Jim Hardin @42 is right.
80 Posted 16/06/2016 at 22:20:26
81 Posted 16/06/2016 at 22:22:24
14 Posted 16/06/2016 at 10:13:01
How about we stop being so insecure and sensitive and match him.
He wants to play Champions League football? Hang on a minute, that's what we want.
He wants to win trophies? Hang on a minute, that's what we want.
He's ambitious to get to the very top? Hang on a minute... and so on.
He's a high quality, proven goalscorer (despite what some of you are trying to tell yourselves) and is exactly the kind of player we should be buying, the bonus is, he's already here.
Some of you want rid of a huge asset because you don't like his interviews and he has bad games. Grow up and get over it. In the same week we're all excited about Koeman sacking off Southampton to jump ship to us for the sake of ambition we're supposed to get rid of the one player in our squad who is outwardly showing the kind of ambition we're now supposed to have?
We finished 11th, on 47pts, two seasons running. I want us to sell all the players who don't think they're better than that.
82 Posted 16/06/2016 at 22:25:10
We also need to buy some serious competition for his place in the side.
83 Posted 16/06/2016 at 22:39:13
Gareth, many UCL teams have big egos, but they put their head and heart at the right place by trying to win with the team they are at. Again, RK should assess the situation, but Lukaku's action and performance since April doesn't fill me with confidence he is the type of player to bring us forward. We will get big egos as we bring players in, but the ones that make us better should be the ones we reward.
I get your reasoning, reward our best players, but I don't think we can use last year as a judge of whether we should buckle to their demands. Any pay bump we give is a commitment for the future and if a player doesn't see his future with us, we should cut our losses ASAP.
84 Posted 17/06/2016 at 07:12:58
85 Posted 17/06/2016 at 07:57:49
86 Posted 17/06/2016 at 12:16:41
87 Posted 17/06/2016 at 13:59:34
We only want guys ready to die for the cause and there is plenty out there. Big Ronnie will know who he wants and who will give everything and a bit more for the Blues.
Lukaku's attitude stinks. Take the money if anyone comes calling. He's not nearly as good as he thinks he is.
88 Posted 17/06/2016 at 16:22:02
Lukaku clearly doesn't want to play for us anymore it's sad but true. He can't go to Manchester United; Chelsea doesn't fit into his Champions League wish... seems PSG are one of a few who would meet our transfer price.
I'm sure Koeman will replace him with a more all round striker.
89 Posted 17/06/2016 at 18:17:55
20 years ago I made a mistake in work which cost my then employer ٟ.1m. I was sacked on the spot; no-one asked me to come back next week and try again.
Those chances cost EFC a of minimum ٠.5m just in prize money and we want to give him a huge pay rise... God give me strength.
90 Posted 18/06/2016 at 03:35:10
'Many CL teams have egos but they put their head and heart in the right place'. Good point but 2 things. First we're not a CL team at the moment and; Second, it's easier to have your head in the right place surrounded by top quality through the squad and easier to hide your heart.
Also, 'the ones that make us better should be rewarded'. That's exactly my point. Without doubt we are better with him than without. Whoever our striker is will go through bad patches even with a top manager which IMHO Roberto definitely wasn't.
As far as your final point goes, he's not making demands regards salary he's saying he wants trophies, he wants to play in the CL and he believes he's good enough. So do I and I would like him to stay and get into the CL with us. A year later, yes, but far more rewarding surely.
All that said, I'm also not convinced that we'll convince him to stay but I don't believe that money will be his main reason for staying, I'm sure it'll play a part but I do genuinely think it's about ambition and Ego which is exactly what we will be bringing in to replace him with, with additional risk that they won't score as many goals as Rom.
I reckon that RK should make the decision when he has chance to meet him if he really wants him then pay what you think he's worth for an almost guaranteed 20-30 goals.
Just my thinking and I'm no expert. Let's just hope that whatever happens we can enjoy the coming season(s) eh? COYB
91 Posted 18/06/2016 at 04:42:13
I agree, he is ~20 goals guaranteed, but he has very little input on the defending. That's why I do not think as highly of his goals as evidence of his impact. If RK can improve on the aspects he is lacking (e.g. touch, press), that would be the ideal scenario even if we have to sell him at the end.
I'm also just a fan, not an expert. Hence, it is all faith on RK doing the right thing now. My hunch is that this is all down to money. UCL is just a very good excuse. That's why I think if this saga goes pear shape, we'll be better off cutting our losses quick.
92 Posted 18/06/2016 at 10:08:12
93 Posted 18/06/2016 at 10:47:38
Although he has been adamant that his primary desire is Champions League football, Moshiri's penchant towards a 'double you money' strategy so effective in acquiring the new manager would, I am sure keep him at Everton.
Whether such a strategy would ensure another 20 goal season is another question altogether.
94 Posted 18/06/2016 at 10:53:45
95 Posted 18/06/2016 at 11:25:42
That said, his all round play isn't top drawer. His replacement doesn't need to score the same number of goals, he just needs to be part of a team that performs better overall.
96 Posted 18/06/2016 at 11:43:59
He's a much better all round player than many of you are making out. His assists stats are good and he links up well when others make runs around him. Most of the season was spent watching us fanny around with it at the back from a distance.
He also played pretty much every minute of every game in every competition without a break, having not had a proper pre-season or fitness training. I'm not surprised he looked tired towards the end when we had nothing to play for.
I think fans of other clubs would be laughing their arses off at the comments made against Lukaku on here, and I think they'd all want him.
He'll probably leave, and we'll move on, but he's seriously good, and we'll do well to find someone who can match his goals. One thing I think we can all agree on is that next season we need more than one player in the squad who can lead the line and score goals.
97 Posted 18/06/2016 at 17:03:28
Don't worry, I am often right, as I continually have to remind my skeptical wife and kids.
Kevin, I am sorry but what did I make up? The transfer request, shushing the crowd, or the poor attitude evidenced by quitting on his team during a game?
Darren, glad to see you still trolling with your familiar "dog to a bone" vitriol. I wasn't aware there even was an English Way other than the route of the pilgrims across Spain.
In fact, based upon the lack of English results in soccer I am not sure anyone else claims that such exists. I couldn't find it in a google search but admit I didn't look under ways not to excel at international soccer or footie. Not sure I would want to subscribe to it though. BTW, since you must be the expert, does it by any chance include overly harsh criticism of foreign players and fawning and drooling over home-grown under-performing players?
98 Posted 19/06/2016 at 14:30:25
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1 Posted 15/06/2016 at 21:39:21
I realise he has been shouting his mouth off (which players don't?) but he is an asset to our team and I would rather pay him more and bring in 1 or maybe even 2 strikers as back up/competition for him than see him leave and have to replace him.
I like having a striker who scores a 1 in 2 ratio, we haven't had somebody like that on a regular basis since the days of Cottee!