Everton announce Blackwell Global partnership

Been hoping for that for years.

£'s that is – not Grand or Million.

Fantastic

Michael Chai, Chairman of Blackwell Global Group, looks up and asks...

"So, when exactly do we get to meet Mr Moshiri and his friend Mr Usmanov?"

Where I work, we see more clients coming onboard outsourcing their Foreign Exchange requirements – low costs, greater margins. CFD's and the FX markets have been growing over the years and will grow even greater in years to come. An area which is lucrative business yielding high returns can only impact Everton in a positive light.

"Users receive superior liquidity"? Talk about false advertising. It's 3.7% and tastes like a Sasquatch's ball bag shoved through a blender.

I only bought it because they ran out of Special Brew and the only thing cheaper was Chang. I've still got some standards, despite what the tsunami of stains in my trackie bottoms might suggest and...err...the fact me busking career has been struggling to take off a bit.

Still, I've recently added a cracking new number to me current repertoire of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' and that one about Heighway wanking about on the wing, which should really help increase the amount of slummy being slung my way. Here we go:

Sweet Carrol 9 (duh duh duh), Your pony tail looks so good (good good good), You score all the time (duh duh duh), Just like Kenny said you would ....JOIN IN!!"

[Coppers viciously rain down upon the Val Doonicanesque, red shite, vagabonds head and body from every conceivable angle]

Nothing worse than a snob who already has one home in Monaco and now boasts of getting his second.

I'm open to offers of B&B, though.

Remember Hafnia?

This for instance seems fairly obvious and innocuous on the face of it...

“It is very exciting and thrilling for us to be in partnership with such a respected football club."

The translation however, though not very different, does have a slightly different meaning..

"We are evil, pure evil, there is only blackness behind our eyes. Greed aside, we have no feelings, we would suck badger's off if we thought there was cash in it.

(I imagine Elstone knows what they mean.)

Those three new players in the picture look a bit old and out of shape to me. Hope that helps.

Although Moshiri is doing a fantastic job – I think he is building a stable club.

Not only focusing on the first team, but the junior teams – investors, partnerships, etc. Making the club very strong & very attractive!

There must be some Blues and TW followers who have this need. Even our SME needs this because we use German, French, Dutch and USA equipment in the production lines we create.

This link probably comes from Moshiri's side and he's clearly not a dickhead! I understand the "greed" comments and "greed" is probably my biggest pet hate. But, maybe, we need to look behind the headline. If it is greed, they must think Everton is going to be hugely successful or they wouldn't go for it.

Or am I just being too trusting???????

I work in finance and I think I understand what is being said but the way they put it is marvellous.

My favourite?

" It's an honour to be working with a club recognised for their rich history and steadfast commitment... These are values we cherish."

That was followed by a statement that the company that cherishes history is merely 7 years old. I have a gastric ulcer older than that! Never thought of celebrating my ulcer for its steadfast commitment!

Rumour has it their partnership was in a right pickle so they diversified.