Summer and the some light relief, please!
By Trevor Powell 28/05/2018
I thoroughly enjoy reading the more witty comments on ToffeeWeb. This got me thinking about a little light relief for summer evenings until we know the new manager and new direction.
What if we could pick famous film stars/actors to play Evertonians in a History of EFC? They could still be alive or not, but be quite good look-a-likes or have the same spirit as individual players or managers, etc.
My first nominations:
Young John Ratzenburger (Cliff from Cheers) as Neville Southall
Cary Grant as Brian Labone
Humphrey Bogart as Harry Catterick.
Perhaps in a few weeks, we could run a poll and produce the definitive EFC Hollywood XI?
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Posted
29/05/2018 at
08:56:21
Heather Locklear to play Alan Biley.
Posted
30/05/2018 at
05:28:43
Rowan Atkinson as Leighton Baines
Woody Harrelson as Andy Gray
Posted
30/05/2018 at
19:32:59
George Formby as Tommy Lawton.
Posted
30/05/2018 at
19:47:58
John Stones as Eli Woods (Hilda Baker's lanky sidekick.
Posted
30/05/2018 at
19:55:08
Eli Pledge.
Posted
30/05/2018 at
20:08:51
As I was saying... Roger Daltrey as Phil Neville... John Entwhistle as Bob Latchford.. a rock opera!
Posted
01/06/2018 at
11:08:51
Sponge Bob to play Allardyce
Patrick as Tim Howard (Starfish)
Crusty Crab as John Collins
Benny Hill for Diston
Norville Rogers as Gary Stevens (look it up)
Jabba The Hut as Big Nev
Dean Martin as Howard Kendall
Albert Stepto to play Phil Neville
Gary Busby as Big Dunc (both nutters
I like Spongebob if you hadn't guessed....
Posted
01/06/2018 at
11:10:15
Gary Busey, keeps going to feckin Busby!
Posted
01/06/2018 at
18:13:12
Ah, yes, Darren. Eli Pledge not Eli Woods – getting my Eli's mixed up. It is Eli Woods I think looked like John Stones.
Posted
03/06/2018 at
20:38:55
That bloke who plays the dwarf fat got to play Gareth Williams, I'm sure he would win as much in the air as the real thing.
Posted
04/06/2018 at
11:23:25
David Ginola - Jane Seymour
Gazza - Lou Costello
Tony Grant - Nicholas Lyndhurst
John Bailey - Eddie Large
Andy Johnson - Jimmy Somerville
Martin Dobson - Michael Caine
Posted
04/06/2018 at
11:49:28
Vladimir Putin to play Tony Hibbert.
What d'you mean, Putin's not an actor?
Posted
04/06/2018 at
13:02:30
Sloth (Goonies) - Rooney
Jim Carrey - Duncan McKenzie
Ian Hislop - John McLoughlin
Tom Cruise (+stilts) - Bob Latchford
Alan Davies - John Bailey
Jason Statham - Pat Van Den Hauw
Vinnie Jones - Peter Reid
Jimmy Nail - Neville Southall
Robson Green - Mikel Arteta
Jerome Flynn - Sandy Brown
Kirk Douglas - Gordon West
Prince Harry - Alan Ball
Posted
04/06/2018 at
13:58:47
Peter Mandelson - Leighton Baines and Brent (11) Eli is a dead ringer for Joey Jones who played for Liverpool... fuckin' dopier than him as well.
Posted
04/06/2018 at
14:13:02
Dave - yes, Joey Jones! As you say, not quite as well endowed intellectually as Eli!
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