Premier League — Matchweek 24
By Michael Kenrick 10/02/2024
This weekend, there are 5 Premer League games being played in the UK Blackout period from 3 pm on Saturday, with the other 5 scheduled for live broadcast as follows:
Saturday 10 February 2024
12:30 Manchester City v Everton — TNT Sports 1
17:30 Nottingham Forest v Newcastle United — Sky Sports
Sunday 11 February 2024
14:00 West Ham United v Arsenal — Sky Sports
16:30 Aston Villa v Manchester United — Sky Sports
Monday 12 February 2024
20:00 Crystal Palace v Chelsea — Sky Sports
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Posted
10/02/2024 at
15:34:45
Sheffield Utd winning.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
15:36:26
Penalty to Sheffield Utd.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
15:37:12
2-0 Sheffield
Posted
10/02/2024 at
15:37:26
Yeessss
Posted
10/02/2024 at
15:39:30
Brentford winning. Not so good.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
15:45:07
Luton are strange, 4 against Brighton and Newcastle, now losing at home to the worst team in the league.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
15:50:33
RS 1-1 typical
Posted
10/02/2024 at
15:55:12
Luton 2-0 down to Sheff Utd. Pray for Victor.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
15:56:16
I've got the Redshite in our last man standing game, fuckers just giving me another reason to hate them.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:14:04
Wolves equalised and VAR'd off, RS score and VAR said its fine and they wonder why we say its corrupt.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:14:41
Luton now 1-2
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:35:07
Blades 3-1 up now!!!
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:35:27
Kevin, should the redshite goal have been disallowed? If not, then VAR has done its job! 3 - 1 Sheffield U.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:39:18
Brentford 2-0.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:39:37
I don't know to be honest but you can guarantee if its marginal they'll get it, anyway they are 3-1 up now.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:41:02
Toney now has 3 goals in 4 games, since his ban. More than all our strikers
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:46:48
Paul #15
Our forward line is absolutely rubbish and ineffective right now.
No wonder we're not scoring currently.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:52:13
If Newcastle win tonight, then not much damage done.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:52:45
Not a bod day currently results wise and hopefully if Forest lose later and Palace get beat on Monday there's no harm done after our defeat today.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
16:56:46
Bang... the sound of a bubble bursting north of London ha ha, it had to happen, c'mon Sheffield Utd!!
Posted
10/02/2024 at
17:38:41
Forest battering skunks right now.
Ah shite, Madrid 1-0 v Girona
Never thought that I'd be singing the blues when the skunks score.
And in other good news, the public schoolboys are 9 points down at HT to the sons of steelworkers and miners.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
17:48:31
In the Chinese year of the dragon!
Posted
10/02/2024 at
17:49:44
It was decent Paul. City didn't get much but took their chances well. We actually made our way up the pitch several times through thick traffic. The form is returning as Doucoure arrives. Other results helped.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
17:51:18
Just seen the results - thank you Sheff Utd.
Appears we gave a decent account of ourselves but if you don't score. Still we'll be getting some points back soon – won't we?
Posted
10/02/2024 at
17:53:45
Yep, Dale, other results are definitely going our way in the one week when most of us secretly thought that we might lose. On the brighter side, Haaland was my fantasy captain!
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:00:24
Bastard Skunks. Burn got laced.
Alonso 1-0 up
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:17:37
Good old Skunks!
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:17:49
1-2 Skunks.
Some say "good old Skunks".
And some tell the truth! 😜
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:25:20
What the feck does that mean Jeff - some tell the truth - tell me the truth lad, how can that goal not be good for us - and 2-2, pleased with that Jeff?
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:27:31
I'll be happy to call them "Good old Skunks" if they win this tonight.
Won't stop them being smelly, horse-punching, gobshites tomorrow.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:34:27
Whoah Paul, just having a laugh, I hate Newcastle as much as you do, saying "good old Skunks" was surely faint praise from you?
Actually saying what we really feel is telling the truth, as in I really hate you but I want you to beat Forest tonight,
soz for the misunderstanding.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:37:28
Cheers Jeff. No faint praise mate. Just pleased that Forest were losing.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:42:12
Public school boys win.ðŸ‘
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:43:42
I want Forest to get beat but, whatever happens here, I don't think they'll be going down. It'll be Luton Burnley and Sheffield Utd.
[Commissions, Appeals, new Commissions and the new appeals for that, pending.]
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:47:26
Cue the ‘Jaws' theme, dun dun -dun dun
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:47:33
Good game but Saints would have battered both of them!
UTFT
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:47:45
Forest offside there but they are going to get a few more chances.
Newcastle look fucked and hope I'm wrong but I think Forest will piss this.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:49:20
Sadly, Dave, you might well be right, Newcastle have good form in caving in – never ever keep clean sheets.
Howe will be gone over the summer.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:49:21
Skunks will do well to draw here, Forest on top.
By the way, anyone know why they sing Mull of Kintyre in Nottingham?
Posted
10/02/2024 at
18:59:05
Real 4-0 up, looks like the title's over. If only we hadn't wasted all the money and given it to crap managers, and instead had given it to Carlo.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:02:50
Good old Skunks (horse-punching twats): 2-3
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:05:58
Forest don't look like a side that will go down and we knew Brentford have too many players that are useful.
Luton and Palace are hopefully within range.
My biggest concern with us is our lack of goals and our general struggle in home games, even Sheffield Utd, Burnley at Goodison look easier on paper than they actually will be.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:11:23
Skunks are winning and Forest look very much like a team that might go down. Lol Luton are 'hopefully within range'!
Not a bad player to bring on there for Forest.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:12:58
No hugs for Nuno Esperito Santamaria Guadalupe Esteban Santos.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:13:30
Hopefully Luton good run is over and they start losing a few.
Bournemouth have lost the last two so hopefully they start dropping.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:14:49
Personally, I still want Forest to turn this one around.
I just don't want these Geordie welts winning any game, regardless.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:17:39
Dale, that amount of names is just being indecisive or plain greedy,
who does he think he is?
Pele?
He's a freakin' goalie ffs
Now, Neville Bryn Gwyn Dayyfd Southall works,cos he was decent and actually world class.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:19:39
I'm reading Dale that there is quite a bit of heat about their first goal; that it was not a corner - made up to see Tuchel lose
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:25:10
That Forest lad should have got a second yellow there. Pathetic from Taylor. Fecking skunks singing up the PL we go; snakes and ladders, skunks
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:25:22
Taylor shows what a shithouse he is by not sending off Gibbs-White for an obvious second yellow, …now if he scores or sets up the equaliser?
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:27:02
So not much damage done after losing to Man City. Chelsea win tomorrow and it's not been a bad weekend.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:31:11
Newcastle fans = woollybacks from 1976
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:31:27
Some non-human biologics in that away end.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:33:23
Nice one, Skunks.
Happy, Bennings?
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:33:38
The Luton result today is the best by far.
I thought the way they were scoring they would beat Sheffield Utd no problem.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:35:30
My God, Luton are one fucking point ahead of us and Bennings writes 'hopefully' they are not out of our reach. Do you want us to stay up JB?
You go to the most pathetic lengths to try and make us look as precarious as possible. Go on JB, say something nice. and positive. Go on.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:37:09
Yeah I heard that Paul. Didn't get a good look and missed the replay.
And Jeff, I think I committed to not making fun of names but for a club threatening our position, fair game
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:39:56
Good post, Jeff, but not enough misery guts in it for my taste.
Bayer battered Bayern: Luton, Burnley, and Sheffield Utd will go down – we will be mid-tableish when we get some points back, and we will finish there, won't we, Mr Bennings?
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:41:13
Paul,
So glad to be wrong Paul but Newcastle looked knackered and the amount of times they gave the ball away under no pressure was pathetic and a few of their players were blowing for tugs long before the end.
In the end, it was a good result for Everton and made it a happier day.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:45:53
Exactly Dave. But we are both happy to have got it wrong. Newcastle will end up 8th/10th. There have been more for and against goals in their games than anyone else by some distance. This will spend the end for Howe.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:49:21
How crucial is the Palace game on 19th?
Win that and we could well be out of the bottom three and psychologically for the team it will be massive
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:50:46
For me, Sheffield Utd, Burnley and Forest will go down, we will finish above them easily, and probably above Luton, Palace and Brentford (with a points return)
Fulham and Wolves could be attainable with a decent second half finish to the season.
A 5-point return on Friday is like an instant win and two draws, the confidence that creates is immeasurable.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:55:56
Not happy at all Ferry
Posted
10/02/2024 at
19:58:13
We had a tough one, and the teams around us got beat, aside from Sheffield United, who did us a big favour by beating Luton. We will have players coming back from injury.
All to play for, and beating Crystal Palace will give us the impetus to push and get clear of the Bottom 3 and cement our place in the Premier League for next season. I have faith in our squad and players. My only concern is Calvert-Lewin, who isn't scoring. Give Beto a run.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
20:03:55
Sheffield Utd, Burnley and Luton down.
Luton's little run is over and they will start losing more games.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
20:15:01
"Forest don't look like a side who will go down"
They do to me.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
20:15:40
The VAR, Paul Tierney, sent the referee, Chris Kavanagh, to the screen on the sidelines twice for two handballs and both times the referee gave a penalty.
He gave one so I suppose he had to give the other but this is another one of those laws of the game that definitely needs something doing about it right now, imo.
Posted
10/02/2024 at
22:49:08
Well done Sheffield United.
Luton's next three fixtures:
Man Utd
Liverpool
Man City.
Everton's next three fixtures:
Crystal Palace
Brighton
West Ham.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
08:24:04
Insult to injury on MotD, kissing City players' arses – no mention cost of players in comparison to ours. When we brought Sigurdsson, every week someone mentioned his price, especially if playing smaller clubs.
Hilarious also that Richarlison is now classed as a good player. With us, another whose price was highlighted and petulance, going down too easily, always dropped into the experts dialogue.
Next up, we hear every single player's life story of the Liverpool team, who's injured, played two games since whenever… It's like they talk about their players as if household names already and everybody's favourite uncle or something.
Of course no mention of the ridiculously heavy punishment for us being £19.5M over, no mention of match officials giving every single 50/50 to our opposition, whoever they may be.
Dropping out is not an option, God willing we keep our consistent top-flight record, because that's what's pissing on the chips of the competition, also because it'll be easier to delete our heritage which I believe is what this PSR thing is really about.
The other day some news station slipped in that Liverpool city was mainly red-supported. Is this factual?
Posted
11/02/2024 at
14:48:45
Arsenal are ripping West Ham apart.
4-0 and not yet half-time.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
14:57:16
I see Arsenal have already been awarded six penalties this season.
Whilst the only penalty we have been awarded is a 10-point penalty. [Credit Brian W, for that line.]
Posted
11/02/2024 at
15:05:25
James ( 79), I think it stated that Saka had scored six penalties before he took the one today so that's seven.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
15:29:46
6-0 and still 25 minutes to go.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
15:32:26
Not the first time Davy's been tonked by Arsenal.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
15:34:04
Yep Kevin. Arsenal need one more to equal that record, two to beat it.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
15:35:13
Moyes has a knack of getting thrashed by Arsenal.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
15:45:41
Arteta schooling his old master.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
15:48:26
Everton constantly being mentioned, obviously, in a negative way, the only time commentators shout us out.
.
All part of the corrupt wankers' script...
Posted
11/02/2024 at
16:08:44
We play the Arse away last game of the season, yet again! Let's hope certain things are decided by then.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
16:16:34
Arsenal could win the league. They've got a few massive game that they'll need to win; however, but they could win it.
I think taking 4 points off the Redshite was huge, they'll look at the game against Man City and a few others as key.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
16:49:19
Man Utd 1-0, but there should have been an offside flag from the free kick they had, which went for a corner, and they go and score from the resulting corner.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
16:51:48
Absolutely right, Rob.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
16:57:41
Dot even think it was a free kick, Brent. Rashford just jumped into the air and fell over.
Posted
11/02/2024 at
19:25:38
Top punditry, Jim Bennings:
"They'll look at the game against Man City and a few others as key."
Some depth and insight there. You ought to be on MotD.
Out of interest, which games will not be "key" for Arsenal?
Posted
11/02/2024 at
19:41:51
Jim came out with another classic last week as the goals were flying in. "Goals win games."
There were three Premier League games going on at the time. The six teams scored 16 goals between them and not one of them won.
You must admit. That is funny, Jim!
Posted
11/02/2024 at
20:21:57
But does he know where the net is Dave?
Posted
11/02/2024 at
21:21:19
Iwobi on the verge of superstar greatness?
Posted
12/02/2024 at
08:13:49
That West Ham goalie sounds like a bit of a tit!
Posted
12/02/2024 at
17:27:44
Tough crowd in here today…
Posted
12/02/2024 at
20:12:04
Since when have Sky been analysing German games on a Monday night? Wouldn't be anything to do with the Bayer Leverkusen manager being linked to the RS, would it?
Posted
12/02/2024 at
20:31:16
Stunning goal but Chelsea are poor.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
20:34:00
Shocking defending by the Chavs (great strike).
Posted
12/02/2024 at
20:34:30
Neville - "sick of watching defenders pontificate on the ball at the back".
I'm sick of some ex-defenders pontificating.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
20:41:02
How does a defender "pontificate" on the ball?
Posted
12/02/2024 at
20:42:58
£115M for Caicedo. I think Chelsea were robbed for that one.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
20:48:55
£106.8 million for Fernandez, but yep Caicedo is a bigger joke though Enzo ain't far behind – £40M plus add-ons for Cole Porter ("Anything Goes"), better wheeling and dealing.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
20:53:00
What was Mudryk…..£85M? Can't even get a game now.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
20:53:58
Brent (99),
Yes, Chelsea are very poor, I thought they had turned the corner with their performance in the cup game v Aston Villa but they are going round in circles here tonight.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:01:11
Dave #106,
I sometimes think that anybody could successfully manage a club with the collective talents of Man City. While I wouldn't say Chelsea have the same squad quality, it ain't bad – but for all that, they play some woeful stuff too often.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:07:29
Three players, Rob - roughly one-third of our current debt mate.
Dave & Brent: Chelsea have some quality that we would kill for - personally I'd go for the likes of Palmer, Gallagher, and Werner. But they do not gel together as a cohesive unit. Too many big buys, big heads, big me me me, and big and long contracts.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:08:43
When will Gallagher want out?
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:09:41
Paul, you wouldn't get much joy out of Chelsea for Werner!
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:09:51
Paul, I agree - a collection of individuals not a team.
,
That Gallagher tore us one in the FA Cup a season or two ago at Palace. I would like to see him in our midfield. But that Palmer is some skilful guy.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:10:11
Brent (107),
Against Villa, they looked like they had a plan, more importantly they looked like they wanted to win. Tonight, they are getting beaten to a lot of passes and tackles and look half-hearted.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:13:58
Gallagher scores !
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:14:11
Talking of...
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:15:17
Delay at Crystal palace the referees battery had run down they had to put him back on a charger / Chelsea just equalized
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:17:24
Now that's more like it, they must have heard us talking about them Brent!!
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:22:53
I'm really surprised that Man City sold Cole Palmer, as he's much better player than Phillips. Though I suppose it would have been very difficult for Palmer to nail down a regular starting role at city. All players like to be starting though, so I suppose it was a decent move for him.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:54:00
Rob #117, I think there is a huge accounting benefit to selling youth products either bought for peanuts or developed through the academy.
They may have needed to sell him from an accounting perspective.
I suspect this summer lots of clubs will try to cash in on homegrown players. Very sad state of affairs if I am right.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
21:57:50
Gallagher again. 2-1.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:01:09
Barn storming finish by Chelsea. 3-1. Enzo Fernandes.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:01:29
3-1, game over.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:02:30
It might be 1 - 3 but Chelsea are not a Top 6 team.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:02:31
Well that's nice. Poch'd one didn't he?
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:02:45
If we don't beat Palace, then we are in trouble.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:04:09
Nice third and even better second - two assists for Palmer, he's had a great second half.
Drag Roy naked through Norwood lashing him with rods in public.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:06:50
Fecking chavs must be tops at annoying shite songs - mowing meadows and now this don't worry 'bout a thing shite
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:08:27
Paul, we've been in trouble since we lost the 10 points.
Having said that, there's 14 games left, that's 42 possible points to play for.
If we get 15 of those, we'll be safe as long as we don't get hit with a further deduction IMO. Don't be defeatist.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:15:47
If Palace don't beat us, they're in trouble.
And Paul, Chelsea fans are as blind as Stevie Wonder.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:18:56
Brian,
It shows what those 10 points deducted has done to us when there is only the top 3 who have less goals against than us. We fail at the other end.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:24:35
Although the Man City result was expected, it was good to put in a decent defensive showing whilst it lasted.
Luckily the other teams around us faulted as well so Everton have a great chance of getting away from the dreaded bottom zone.
Hopefully they don't blow it and, whilst we are a stuttering attack force, we can edge games if we can get enough set pieces against those weaker teams.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:24:38
I don't think or believe that Stevie Wonder is really blind. There, I said it.
Posted
12/02/2024 at
22:25:54
Pretty good matchweek for us all things considered. If you'd have said that none of Luton, Burnley, Forest, Palace or Bournemouth would get any more points than us despite us playing away at Man City, I'd have taken that.
Hope Hodgson is given another week or so. We really need those 3 points in the next match and getting them might well put us ahead of Luton and Forest with Palace only 2 points ahead of us and struggling.
Beating supposedly beatable teams when needed at Goodison has been a struggle for this Everton team though!
Posted
13/02/2024 at
19:21:27
Will there be a knockout round thread or just play here?
Posted
13/02/2024 at
20:30:35
that explains a lot Sven- Goran Eriksson is red shite; didn't he also knob Ulrikka J in her shooting stars heyday? De Bruyne/Foden link up, nice goal
Posted
13/02/2024 at
20:37:27
Why couldn't they do that Saturday?
I'm mostly watching Leipzig somewhat dominate Real with no payoff yet. Rose looks like a decent manager.
Posted
13/02/2024 at
20:39:05
Sven-Goran and Ulrikka or Kevin and Phil? 1-1
Posted
13/02/2024 at
20:44:35
Ulrikka, is that like a Swedish Twiggy?
Posted
13/02/2024 at
20:51:27
That's sort of relevant, she gets sort of slammed on social media and the media for being too think
compare
https://www.the-sun.com/news/5636739/ulrika-jonsson-loved-glamour-onlyfans/
with
https://www.express.co.uk/expressyourself/186775/Skinny-Ulrika-Jonsson-shows-off-tiny-frame-on-GMTV
Posted
13/02/2024 at
20:55:35
Wild guess, I was just going for the cheap line.
Bernard as always is showing up in the big matches.
Posted
13/02/2024 at
21:01:26
New Bathroom getting fitted tomorrow. Been in the house almost 34 years and just taken one last look and decided we should call the loo "Goodison Park". 😊
End of an era.
Posted
13/02/2024 at
21:09:24
Golazo! Brahim. Messianic dribble and sublime finish. It looked like Carlo fielded a weaker side and was going for a draw in the first half. Fucking Carlo.
Posted
13/02/2024 at
21:11:14
have you gone for the contemporary bathroom PKR, stainless steel, chrome, grey pastels, black and white tile, walk-in shower, black bog,
I need/will get KDB into my fantasy team this week.
It's an unfortunate story, Dale, the Ulrikka story. Was teaching, just saw that Steve Wright is no longer with us
Posted
13/02/2024 at
21:11:55
I have to say Madrid's RB is the Maupay of RBs.
Posted
13/02/2024 at
21:26:45
I'll read up on him later. This frustrating. Both matches are superb football
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