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There's Always the Fair Play League

Good comment today on the box re credentials a team requires to make Europe, the major one stated being the ability to create and score goals ? please see below:

Man Utd ? Rooney, Berbatov, Hernadez, Nani, Valencia, Giggs

Chelsea - Drogba, Anelka, Malouda, Kalou, Lampard

Spurs - Defoe, Crouch, Pavluychenko, Lennon, Bale, Bentley

City - Tevez, Belotti, Johnson, Adebayor, Silva, Milner, Wright-Phillips

Arsenal - Van Persie, Walcott, Arshavin, Chamakh, Bendtner, Fabregas

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Everton ? Saha (always crocked), Yak (always unfit), Beckford (still at League One standard), Cahill (requires wide penetration for crosses ? Baines and er? er? er), Anichebe (always injured), Vaughan (always on loan)...

Enough said, please don?t anyone say our squad is Champions League level, because I will go mad.

Bye bye, Europe ? see you again when we get an owner who can give us £20m a season and a manager who knows how to set up teams with the right people in the right position to create and score goals.

Sorry, the title? ? we are still top of the Fair Play League ... there is yet a chance.
Mike Oates, South Coast Posted 19/09/2010 at 17:43:53

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Kunal Desai
1 Posted 19/09/2010 at 18:10:27

And to think there were those tipping us for the title before the season started.....

Christopher Marston
2 Posted 19/09/2010 at 18:37:50

Neville, Cahill and Rodwell and to a lesser extent Anichebe WILL BE LIKE NEW SIGNINGS!!!!
Don't panic! We'll be fine.

Ray Robinson
3 Posted 19/09/2010 at 18:48:02

Wouldn't even be top of the Fair Play league if the ref had sent Coleman off and awarded the penalty!

Kevy Quinn
4 Posted 19/09/2010 at 18:57:45

I don't know where all this Saha being injury-prone comes from...

Jimmy Hacking
5 Posted 20/09/2010 at 10:55:22

Saha sickens me, bloody skiving get. I know you'll all think I'm an idiot but I don't care; if he had any shred of decency he'd offer to suspend his bloody enormous paypacket until he can be bothered getting his arse off some Cote D'azur beach and start doing what he is actually paid to do.

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