The FA will no doubt have a field day with this. I mean we cant have the likes of Everton spoiling the Sky Darlings applecart can we? It just wont do that Everton may finish above Liverpool again...
If this retrospective bollocks is used correctly then Fellaini can only be banned for 3 games. If the headbutt on Shawcross was the first Incident the panel look at then he shouldve been red carded for that and thus the other two incidents could never occur?
The Fellaini incidents have taken our thoughts elsewhere when really we should be trying to figure out the rest of the game and were its all going wrong on match days as far as turning good displays in to wins.
David Moyes is to blame for all these draws as much as Howard or that pitiful weakling Osman — who, by the way, surpassed even my low opinion of him with that glorious missed chance on Saturday... England international? Ha, Ha, Ha!!
Tim Howard has totally gone but has been well dodgy for a couple of season now. Its a joke that our goalkeeper is now costing us more points than the bent referees... which takes some doing by the way.
Why are Evertonians up in arms at the way Stoke City play football? Whats it got to do with us? Will our fans be so quick to judge Stoke when Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea etc go there and get kicked to fuck and drop points? I dont think so...
We football fans are turning into a bunch of crying bastards, we really are. I dont mind what Stoke do as they have a very limited squad and fight every game as if there lives depend on it... Joe Royles Dogs of War, anyone?
The fact that it was us getting the welly on Saturday means nothing. Everyone has to go there and suck it up. Stop whining about it and start running the microscope over your own sides failings FFS. I repeat the way Stoke City play is irrelevant — its how we deal with it that counts.
Some are saying Fellaini did the Big Dunc impression because he is fed up and wants away... Maybe so — but whats Tim Howards excuse then?
I worry more about why Jelavic, after being under Moyes and Round for a bit, is starting to turn in to Andy Johnson or Victor Anichebe... You know, the striker that ends up becoming a winger?
What the fuck is it with the clowns who coach the strikers at Everton that players with good strike rates end up on the flanks crossing ball into an empty box as their own goals tally starts to dry up???
Why has Barkley been brought back from Shef Wed yet sits warming his arse while Osman stinks the gaff out every week?
Yes Stoke are dirty Bastards and arent very nice... Didumms... but weve got our own problems with an inflexible stubborn manager who cant do the simple things right and who continually fails to spot when a player has gone until two years after the fans have...
Look no closer than home for our failings and forget about what the other sides are doing or not doing. We have blown plenty of games this season against the more wimpy sides so a draw at Stoke isnt that bad.
Osman, Howard both out in new year is a must... Play Jelavic in and around the 18-yard box and nowhere else. Give Ross the Boss more game time so we can judge him properly. And for fucks sake will all Evertonians stop acting like pussies every time one of ours gets a kicking... Its a mans game, you know!
Merry Christmas to one and all.
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2 Posted 17/12/2012 at 16:06:26
Fellaini could and should have been red carded for any one of 3 offences, but wasn't.
The Barton incident was different as he was red carded for an offence, but then refused to leave the field of play and committed further offences. Obviously the referee had seen this, and therefore the FA reaction was a punishment for the further offences committed after the red card was shown.
That's why if a player gets a red when he could've been shown a red earlier, it's the end of the matter.
If the FA interpret their own rules correctly it's a 3 game ban. If they bow to the pressure of a frothing media, full of pundits who clearly don't know the rules they were supposed to play by for years, then they're a fucking joke.
So it'll be a 9 game ban then.
3 Posted 17/12/2012 at 16:30:42
Christ, here we go again, Ossie bashing, just for one (admittedly big) miss. The rest of his game was on a par with the rest of the team. If we got rid of a player for one miss, we'd have no effing team. Can't we just leave it at that?
4 Posted 17/12/2012 at 16:34:09
How about a 9-weekend MotD ban for Mark Lawrenson as well? Just for being a cunt!! Like the ref on Saturday, somehow the BBC haven't seen it
5 Posted 17/12/2012 at 16:18:34
Hopefully Fellaini will get only a 3 game ban with one of them used up in the cup. Anymore, the FA will be accused of taking violent conduct more serious than racial abuse. Yes, every team will get battered at Stoke but why should they? Remember them at Goodison last year, they wouldnt take throw-ins, free kicks or goal kicks if there was 3 or 4 passes completed by us they would foul just to break up play or momentum.
The Howard and Osman issue, well Moyes doesnt trust Barkley yet and the fact Osman is the first name on the team sheet every week isnt going to help. And were we seriously looking at Butland? I hope so.
6 Posted 17/12/2012 at 16:32:31
Martin Samuel has written a very good piece, highlighted on another thread, that points the finger at Shawcross et al and suggests that that sort of defending is ruining the game, along with the referees' myopia in failing to spot what is so evident to every bugger in the crowd. IF the FA decides to address this problem then clubs visiting the Brittania from now on might appreciate a greater level of protection than Fellaini did on Saturday.
Don't get me wrong, I think the game is racing toward a non-contact conclusion that is at odds with my own thoughts on football, ie, it's a man's game, get on with it... but let's all play by the same rules, eh? If Fellaini was guilty of holding at the Etihad which resulted in a penalty, what the fuck was Shawcross doing on Saturday? And to rub salt in the wound, AGAINST Fellaini.
This sort of "defending", where the defender looks at the player and has his back to the ball, is a nonsense. They have no interest in anything other than stopping the forward from doing his job and by unfair means. What happened to the old adage about keeping your eye on the ball?
Pulis has done nothing but whinge about bad decisions against Stoke but if all the grappling perpetrating from Shawcross were to be dealt with in accordance to FA rules, Stoke would be below Reading.
7 Posted 17/12/2012 at 16:48:49
You say that " football fans are turning into a bunch of crying bastards" I hope you include yourself in that group.
You could moan for England if it was in the Olympics, apart from one post a few weeks back every other post has been a moan. Nothing constructive about how you would change things, just moan ,moan moan, bet you must be a barrel of laughs to go for a pint with.
8 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:06:28
Yes, I do moan about my own club and I do have a pop... but moaning about the way other teams set out to play is irellavent. While we are all focused on Stoke or whoever else we decide we don't like, we get away from the real issues of our own club.
I don't give a shit how crap Stoke are or who their players are, it's none of my concern. We all have to endure a visit to the Brittania once a year and that's that. I know, let's kick them out of the Premier League because they are too rough and don't play fair. FFS, the game has been watered down and sanitised so much that it will end up like a game of off ground tick soon.
If you want non contact sport go and watch tennis,golf or darts maybe. Football is being ruined and sometimes we need a Wimbledon, Leeds Utd or a Stoke Type just to spice things up. Have you seen how crap continental footy is to watch? Alice bands, greasy Barnetts but no tackling... It's shite.
By the way, I am fucking hilarious to go for a pint with... Cheers
9 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:23:14
Watch us get a pen against us this week for holding, it's a knapp.
10 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:29:01
11 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:36:41
12 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:34:36
Sorry Tony ....Miaow..Miaow..
13 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:42:29
But if all teams had to play on the same width of pitch, all teams would have a better chance of more open play and getting behind teams like Stoke, at Stoke.
All professional snooker is played on a 12 x 6 foot table. In football it seems the length and width of a pitch is determined by the talent on it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/rules_and_equipment/4200666.stm
Discuss?
14 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:54:39
15 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:53:29
" New Premier League rules instituted this season state that all pitches have to be 105m x 68m, per Uefa regulations.
I think one of the rationales for the change was specifically so clubs could not vary the width of the pitch when facing different teams."
So Stoke is the same as everyone else unless they've ignored that rule too.
16 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:25:58
The problem is with the officials who have allowed this type of defending go on for too long by trying to seem they are stopping it by warning players before the kick is taken and turning a blind eye after the kick. On a talk show I watched a senior referee tried to explain the match official tried to keep his eye on one area and missed Fellaini's head butt; however, this incident showed plainly 2 other Stoke players with arms wrapped around Everton players. One pundit said this was obstruction but the other (I believe was A Curbishley) said No — it is a penalty.
Nobody who calls themselves a football supporter will condone Fellaini's actions but the one good thing that may come out of this is the match officials may be instructed to get some backbone and stop this infringement of the RULES and start calling penalties and showing red cards.
17 Posted 17/12/2012 at 18:00:49
18 Posted 17/12/2012 at 17:55:03
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20 Posted 17/12/2012 at 19:33:02
A couple of matches back, Fellaini gave away a penalty for a brief tug on a defender waiting for a corner. You couldn't make it up. Yes he foolishly took things into his own hands. No, he shouldn't have done it... but something needs to be done about holding in the penalty area. Why can you do that in the penalty area but outside the area a foul would be given every time???
I first started taking real notice of this offence during the last World Cup, defenders were doing it all the time and I could not believe my eyes. It would be a simple thing to stop, you just give a penalty every time the refs see it. After a couple of weeks, this offence would disappear but for some strange reason the authorities condone it, we'll, the exception to the unwritten rule is when it's an Everton player who does it.
All the holing by the Stoke defenders got not one once of coverage, anybody who watched Match of the Day would have been left with the impression that Fellaini just decided to nut Shawcross for no reason at all. I also think that a lot of the journalists reporting on the game had simply watched Match of the Day.
I don't condone what Fellaini did but people are only human after all and people will reach a point when they snap. Didn't we bomb the shit out of Germany after what they did to us. We gave it back ten fold and gave the people who did it medals. It's a funny old world.
21 Posted 17/12/2012 at 19:51:42
Nikita is following the same path as all other strikers who came under Moyes influence.
I wondered how long it would be before Nikita would spend most of his time chasing hopeless balls down the wings.
Didn't take long did it.
22 Posted 17/12/2012 at 20:52:23
"Well lads, everyone is aware of Stoke's shite tactics now, no point adopting the attitude of 'yeah but it's Stoke, ignore it. So here's the plan: Liverpool have been screaming over a lack of penalties, they play each other on Boxing Day. Sorted, whoever has that game do not show your face here again if the scoreline doesn't read Stoke 0 (reduced to 9 men) Liverpool 3 (Gerrard 3 pens). Understand boys?"
On Tony's opinions, I'm more worried over Howard than Osman, but yes, it's a chance to see Ross alongside Gibson. However, Osman playing behind Jelavic, might see some decent little through passes to the hitman.
Just a thought amidst this insanely unfair and unbalanced treatment of a player who has played really well for 90% of the games he has played this season.
23 Posted 17/12/2012 at 21:01:28
A man's game? What about football? The Stoke defenders weren't holding Everton forwards; Shawcross wasn't holding Fellaini. He was hugging him. Hands all the way round the body, and hands clasped.
Is that what you call manly?
24 Posted 18/12/2012 at 01:59:19
25 Posted 18/12/2012 at 02:34:44
I have to disagree with you on Ossie. He has more creative moments than Pienaar or Coleman and has scored some crackers for us at times. Yes, it was an atrocious miss but he is not alone in that.
Stoke is a difficult game to guage so I think we should wait and see how the next three games go without Felli and Mirallas. If Everton are going to do anything this season, Xmas will tell us all we need to know about the character of the squad.
26 Posted 18/12/2012 at 13:41:57
This season will pan out like every other season under Moyes - average and potless. We can all rejoice in another 8th placed finish despite this being Moyes' 'best ever squad'.
27 Posted 18/12/2012 at 19:01:52
Everton were not shite in all those second halves. We scored three times and fairly so against Newcastle in the second half, were down to ten men - unfairly so - in second half v QPR, were the best team in second half v Wigan. In the first two we were clearly robbed by poor refereeing.
I'll give you the other two, but even then, you're only moaning about half a game. We have deserved at least 30 points so far. It hasn't evened out yet. If it eventually does, we'll be challenging, no doubt about it.
28 Posted 18/12/2012 at 20:48:48
If hed spent more time in shooting practise he would have been a quality player .
29 Posted 18/12/2012 at 21:12:53
When I first started looking at TW early this year I was taken aback by the level of vitriol expressed against Osman and some others. Not that I was a great Osman fan. To me he was just another EFC player. It was just the way some expressed their hostility that surprised me. I thought maybe I was missing something and he was worse than I'd thought.
So I've been watching him closely every game. Every time he touches the ball I'm mentally noting and totalling the times he receives, controls, shields from an opponent, passes. And I had been missing something. His tally is consistently high, every game. And generally successful and often incisive passes (so it's not just the stats but the quality).
And his constant keeping the game going, at high tempo (receive, control, pass; receive, control pass; etc) linking defence and attack, quick, going forward (not the Rodwell three touches then passing sideways or back).
And that's without his running without the ball, as I also watch that as well. His jockeying back to close off opposition players; his running forward and wide to offer himself for a pass.
His challenges for headers is weak (I expect no more of a short guy - cf little curly Alan Ball). His shooting is weak (I keep thinking surely he can sort that, it's not a matter of size! but I guess he scores as many as many other non-strikers). It's just that watching him closely, on balance I just see so many positives, consistently.
But that fucking miss at Stoke! Jeez!
30 Posted 19/12/2012 at 13:59:15
Spurs; RS; City; Chelsea; Swansea; then Arsenal soon after.
Brilliant...
31 Posted 19/12/2012 at 16:45:05
That idiot is so easy to rile, it's untrue. I'll bet you Allardyce, Martinez, and the fat Spanish fucker are licking their lips at him being out against their sides as they obviously view him as being our biggest threat — not a view I share, by the way. It personally wouldn't bother me if he's played his last game for us... although I do think he'll at least stay to the summer. Other than that, a great article — and I'll have a pint with you anytime, mate.
32 Posted 20/12/2012 at 10:51:27
I'm sorry but Fellaini boring his head into Shawcross should not have led to him being poleaxed on the floor like that. In my book that was not a headbutt and certainly not one that could poleaxe a six-foot plus central defender like Shawcross. Not only was he fouling Fellaini, when Fellaini bores into him he fabricates a head injury by lying on the floor and rolling around as if semi conscious. Disgraceful.
In future, if players lie on the floor and shout and scream and roll around, à la Suarez, the referee should not allow them to return to the field unless triaged in a local A&E department as a matter of pure risk management.
This goes on every week in football. In rugby the outcry when Harlequins feigned a blood injury to bring back Nick Evans on to the field led to significant bans and the termination of some very promising careers. I'm not excusing headbutting. The whole incident was sheer gamesmanship.
33 Posted 20/12/2012 at 11:38:32
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Is that sarcasm?
Shawcross' actions have been the entire theme of the week!
34 Posted 21/12/2012 at 11:52:55
35 Posted 21/12/2012 at 12:02:52
However, I certainly agree on the point you're making... It's been going on quite a while now. Klinsmann was a master at it...
However, It does provide a degree of entertainment, especially whenever Phil Neville does it.
36 Posted 21/12/2012 at 12:20:06
Kevin, Shawcross was doing what he always has done, it's just that this time it affected one of our own so I don't see how we can be all high and mighty about it.
37 Posted 21/12/2012 at 20:31:32
If the attacking player has a hole in his shirt while the defender has a handful of his shirt then a no brainer for the ref.
As I say, not all in jest.
38 Posted 21/12/2012 at 20:48:43
I assume you'd extend this to shorts as well? Daily Mail, my arse.
39 Posted 21/12/2012 at 21:29:36
40 Posted 21/12/2012 at 22:51:20
41 Posted 21/12/2012 at 23:24:20
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1 Posted 17/12/2012 at 16:07:34