At first sight, this is an easy one. No, we don’t, it’s a pointless position and anyway we don’t have the money. Unless, of course, the full sentence is: “Do we need a Director of Football and, if so, do you want the job?” In which case, the answer is: Yes, definitely.

However, on further reflection, there’s something to be said for a Director of Football taking charge of the transfer and youth development strategy, allowing the manager to coach the players who are actually at the club, pick the team from his available resources and choose the formation and tactics which gets the best out of them. The events of the last week have led me to question David Moyes’s managerial focus.

About 90% of people on ToffeeWeb were keen for us to bring in new players in the last window. It has to be said that I was as excited as the next Blue at the prospect of getting in Leroy ‘You can take a horse to water but you can’t make it drink’ Fer, and disappointed that John Stones was the only addition. (A decent player, by all accounts, but hardly a priority in terms of his position, and unlikely to positively influence the team in the near future.) But when the dust settled I found myself convinced that we have enough players as it is.

As I said on another thread, we’ve actually brought in nine players in the last 12 months (including Thomas Hitzlsperger and Francisco Junior, who it’s probably too soon to write off). FFS, how many new players can we actually fit in a team! OK, I know we’re talking squads here, but how many people do you need in a squad that is not competing in Europe? I’d say 22 to 25, maximum. If you look at our squad list, that’s about what we have.

Putting aside the vagaries of form, our first team picks itself... ish. So here are the subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Heitinga, Duffy, Neville, Oviedo, Stone, Hitz, Barkely, Naismith, Velios, Anichebe. That’s 23 in all – and you can add Bidwell, Garbutt, McAleny and Kennedy to bulk it up to 27. (Lads with a little experience, who would do a job if push came to shove). The interesting thing is that if you look at that list you see a lot of defenders, a few midfielders and hardly any strikers. It’s very unbalanced. Maybe it needs a Director of Football to look at it objectively and come up with a bit of a plan?

There have even been people saying we should have followed Newcastle’s example and bought five players in the last window! Madness. It’s probably fair to say that Moyes wanted to make two or three additions in January – which would have meant a total of 11, a whole new team of players in a single year. Harry Redknapp is generally despised on TW, yet what people are asking for is exactly the kind of philosophy that ‘Arry subscribes to – a massive turnover of players, at great expense, in the hope that it will bring eye-catching results. It’s a ’philosophy’ unknown to Plato and his pals, which goes under the title “Suck it and see”. Not for me, thanks.

Moyes’ recent demeanour suggests that he is fingering his ‘Get out of jail free card’ – the one that says ‘I’d be a winner if I had more money’. Well, Davey, we could all say that, couldn’t we? In fact, sometimes we do say that, but it doesn’t get us anywhere. The fact is that he has a good squad at his disposal and it’s precisely up to him to maximise their potential by coaching! That’s his tricky but highly-paid JOB. No excuses.

His mistakes on Saturday – picking Heitinga and then, when it was clear he was having a mare, not substituting him until we were 3 - 1 down – are nothing whatsoever to do with a shortage of money.

They are to do with his managerial ability, and it is that which is under scrutiny at the moment. I could add that his ability to successfully communicate with the fans is also under question: his dumb amazement that recent substitutions received anti-applause shows a man seemingly out of touch with his “consumer base” (ie, us!).

Put the "Football World’s Got Talent" circus of the transfer window behind you, Mr Moyes, and focus on getting the team – which you assembled – to play at their best. We are in with a shout of the Champions League, and our rivals are struggling just as much as we are so it’s all to play for. Just get on with “managing” the team and keeping in touch with the supporters in a way which suggests that we are all the same side. You can leave the transfer strategy to the Director of Football.

So... when do I start?

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Nick Entwistle
1 Posted 04/02/2013 at 18:55:31
Why are you questioning his focus specifically?
Where did you get 90% from?
Is the quality of squad important to be able to reach Europe, not just compete?
Why more strikers when we only play with one up front?
Did not the funds last January put us on the 3rd best form for the calendar year?
How does he not maximise the team?
Didn't his 'consumer base' get to see the subs bring back the deficit against Villa - and Bolton?
Is Moyes just getting on with managing the team not the reason they are competing for the champions league?
How would you compare his transfer strategy with the funds for implementation?
Mick MacManus
2 Posted 04/02/2013 at 18:56:09
I don't like the idea of having a Director of Football at Everton at all. The role is often undefined and leads to unnecessary tension and complications with the manager. Secondly, it will be another big wage at the club that otherwise could be used to fund players. As for looking after transfer deals to free up Moyes, there is a scouting network (you may argue good or bad) that he can already use to identify prospects until he needs to see them in person. Based on all the information to hand, the manager should be the only person to decide to put in a bid, and is then best placed to convince a player to sign to get the deal over the line. Admin executives can be left to work out all the techincal details. The manager can also use his Assistant Manager to do some of this donkey work for him.

We certainly won't see one in Moyes' time at Everton but if he does get to manage in Germany eventually he will likely be operating under one.

We have plenty of good players already (bar strikers maybe), a stable core to the squad and good youth prospects at the club. Moyes needs to refocus on blooding the younger ones and develop more from within as well as getting in transfers where he can. Duffy is a good example as mentioned on another thread.

Phil McKeown
3 Posted 04/02/2013 at 19:37:13
Kev

The issue is, out of all those subs you named, how many are good enough?

The reason we needed signings is because, beyond 14 players, we lack decent squad depth. This is the reason we will not sustain a challenge for Champions League.

Jeremy Benson
4 Posted 04/02/2013 at 19:33:19
Not quite sure how you can proclaim we have 27 useful players.

I think the reality is that we actually have a first team squad of about 14-15 players, that is players who have good premiership experience and on any given day might be considered starters or subs who can make an impact. That is uncompetitively short to compete at the highest levels in this league - it's fine if all are available and fit, but that's only about 50% of the time given injures, suspensions, etc. The rest of the time it leaves us tottering on the edge of a bottom half team.

The remaining players in the "squad" are either a) young, inexperienced, ones for the future or b) experienced, but not quite at the level required to be first team players day in and out at a top 6 premier league club. They get used when the 14-15 players are whittled down to <11 or subs are required late in games when those other player absolutely positively must come off.

I don't think we need a director of football. We need another 3 quality first team players to boost numbers.

Barry Rathbone
5 Posted 04/02/2013 at 19:41:30
Kev.. much better post than I first suspected, sounds like you're looking for someone reasonable at identifying players but perhaps not so clever with selection, motivation, substitutions etc.

Hot diggety dog!

Ian Bennett
6 Posted 04/02/2013 at 19:53:21
The question isn't do we need a director of football, the question is why we have a crap CEO. and chairman. The best hire we could make is David Dein. Think about it.

Director of football has never worked in this country, and arsenal have never been the same since he checked out.

Derek Thomas
7 Posted 04/02/2013 at 19:56:42
Our director of football should have the following attributes.

Young-ish, total will to win, alert to both the strengths and weaknesses of those around him. Pace, a decent shot. good engine.

In fact somebody like a 1966 Alan Ball.

Kev Johnson
8 Posted 04/02/2013 at 20:09:49
Does he have to have ginger hair as well Derek?
Roman Sidey
9 Posted 04/02/2013 at 20:09:15
Barry, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Kevin Tully
10 Posted 04/02/2013 at 20:20:20
One possible advantage of Moyes leaving is manager coming in who has contacts further afield.

I am not a fan of seeing the likes of Stubbs,Weir and Ferguson back at the club. It's only repeating a cycle of failure.

Colin Glassar
11 Posted 04/02/2013 at 20:34:04
I think we need someone to take charge of transfers as Moyes and his beloved boss seem unable to agree to sit down and look at possible targets until the TW is almost closed.
Jay Harris
12 Posted 04/02/2013 at 20:57:45
Kev
I don't think you'd pass the first interview as Director of football if you think that squad has enough quality compared to the other teams vying for top 5 spots.

Far from having insufficient focus it is a credit to Moyes that he manages to get the results he does with the monkey on his back that is the board of EFC.

Now I would change them for anyone let alone a director of football.

However generally speaking the only success that directors of football have had is causing managers to get the sack and spending bundles of money so for me NO we do not need a director of football.

Kev Johnson
13 Posted 04/02/2013 at 21:08:08
Jay - take a look at Arsenal's first team squad. They have 25 players including the worse than useless Arshevin. Plenty of forwards, granted, but I wouldn't say their defensive players are of a particularly high standard. Spurs are chronically short of strikers - as are Chelsea... and Lpool.

Do you think Lpool's squad is stronger than ours? I don't think so. They have a few exceptional players but I think their squad is appreciably weaker than ours. Henderson, Allen, Downing - nothing to write home about. Players like Wisdom, Kelly and Sterling are the equivalent of our Duffy, Velios and Barkely, except they are actually getting a game, whereas our lads rot on the bench. We DO already have the quality to compete for Europe, if properly utilised.

Wayne Smyth
14 Posted 04/02/2013 at 21:31:15
Colin, I think that has less to do with Moyes and more to do with the club not getting funds in place. Also, I suspect most deals are done last minute because a lot of clubs are waiting to see who is available, or players might get more desperate and be willing to talk if you're not their first choice destination. It all kicks off when a few players start to move which frees up other players to be loaned out or leave.

I'm not involved in that industry, so I don't know for sure, but I can hardly believe that Moyes and kenwright/elstone didn't sit down until the last few days to discuss who Moyes wants, just because they were busy.

Anyway, I think Moyes does a decent job of identifying targets, or at least he has in the past. If anything I'd like to see moyes move to director of football and another coach move in who might be able to put out a more balanced first team.

Moyes team selection and habit of playing players out of position is hurting us....as it did again on saturday.

Jay Harris
15 Posted 04/02/2013 at 21:43:03
Kev
I wasnt really including the RS in the equation and I do think Arsenals squad is stronger than ours but I think Wenger has taken on some duff strikers since he let Henry and RVP go. Adebayor,Shamack and Giroud hardly set the pulse racing but I do think Podolski and Santi Cozola are top drawer plus they just spent 30 million Euros on a supposed world class LB while we spent 3 million on the never never for an 18 year old lad as "one for the future".

I also have to say Arshavin was top class when they got him but seems to have gone the way of most Russians in the UK over the last year or so.

Maybe its too warm for them.

Kev Johnson
16 Posted 04/02/2013 at 21:54:15
Er... £8.3m for Monreal, their new LB. That's 9.7m euros not 30m, Jay! Would Wenger have preferred Baines if he could have got him? You betcha! Put it this way; we sold them Arteta, who is past his peak, and they were after Jags a year or two ago but we kept him. Cazorla is very good, and Wiltshere, and they have some tasty forwards - as well as some dodgy ones, as you say. But I wouldn't swap their defense for ours.

Don't know why you rule Lpool out. Third to seventh is totally up for grabs and it's between us, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs and Lpool.

Chelsea have loads of skill in midfield but hardly anything in attack. (God knows why they loaned out Lakaku to WBA) Their defense is well dodgy these days. Spurs have a good squad but are paper thin in attack and are over-reliant on Bale pulling a rabbit out of the hat, as he has done in the last two matches. Superb play from the monkey-man, but he won't keep it up for the rest of the season.

Jay Harris
17 Posted 04/02/2013 at 22:28:40
Kev
I believe our first 11 while not as much class as the others can stand comparison to them but our squad pales alongside any of the current top 7.

The only way we can better them is the synergy created by Moyes IMO.

Andy Crooks
18 Posted 04/02/2013 at 22:44:37
Kev, I actually loathe the title "Director of Football" to me it is a laughable notion which suggest that one man will take care of the football while someone else will look after the archery, skating etc. It is divisive and undermines the manager. Such an appointment would be the final straw for David Moyes and I wouldn't blame him.
Patrick Murphy
19 Posted 04/02/2013 at 22:55:53
A Director of Football at Goodison, would just be another person for BK to use his charms on in order to protect himself from the unruly masses. I bet he's seriously considering it as I write.
Steavey Buckley
20 Posted 04/02/2013 at 23:04:40
The only director Everton need is one with lots of money. The other type of director of football would come under the title of jobsworth.
Kev Johnson
21 Posted 05/02/2013 at 00:11:27
As I said right at the beginning: of course we don't need one. But I'm interested in the idea that (A) transfers/development strategy and (B) coaching the first team are not necessarily best done by a single person.

I don't see much of a development strategy at all (ie, bringing youngsters through) and our squad is not that well balanced. Too many defenders, not enough attackers - quite possibly because DM's advisory backroom team is jam-packed with defenders! If we were buying for the future, why a promising young RB instead of a promising CF? Are there no good young strikers in the lower divisions? I suspect DM thinks he can train up an 18 year old defender but not an 18 year old attacker. (That's pure speculation, admittedly. I can't see inside his head - which I'm quite glad about, to be honest!)

Eric Myles
22 Posted 05/02/2013 at 00:47:48
Where would we get the money to pay him?
Roman Sidey
23 Posted 05/02/2013 at 00:42:34
How much coaching does Moyes actually do and how much does he delegate to Short Round? I'm no football genius (!) but he just looks like a waste of space, a la Doddsy from Bassett.
Jason Heng
24 Posted 05/02/2013 at 01:23:49
I remembered Moyes being slagged off for failing to sign Arshavin before his transfer fee spiraled and Arsenal got him.

Maybe a Director of Football would have snagged the deal. But with hindsight are we better off with Arshavin on our books ?

Ian Allaker
25 Posted 05/02/2013 at 01:47:57
Jason, I remember Moyes being slagged for getting Fellaini instead of Arshavin. Hmm... looks like Moyes was right yet again and the MOB were wrong yet again...
James Stewart
26 Posted 05/02/2013 at 02:08:36
We have no where near a decent squad. If you picked the majority of a team from those subs you mention then we would be relegated in a heartbeat.
Adolf Ng
27 Posted 05/02/2013 at 02:05:34
Something that can be identified in the discussion:

• Moyes has a good eye for signings
• he has strange (quite often ineffective) line-ups and subs
• He seems to be too busy to do business until the last minute

So, maybe we should get a new manager/coach to train and pick teams, while Moyes should move to this new Director of Football position then...

Bob Parrington
28 Posted 05/02/2013 at 02:07:53
Kev #878 Good point about RS. Anybody watching the RS at Man City should admit that they looked pretty sharp (Lead up to Sturridge goal discounted to poor refereeing!). Shows what an effective player purchase in the January window can do - it's a confidence thing, just like we had last season with Jela.

The way RS are starting to play we need to get some more regular wins or we'll find them overtaking us. Now, that would make me throw up!

Jason Lam
29 Posted 05/02/2013 at 06:39:10
Moyes and other managers have had plenty of time to sort out their prospective signings. It is that they deliberately choose to do business on the final minutes of transfer deadline. This is where they turn an unsettled player who then only has 15 mins to make a decision whether to accept a pay rise and hand in a transfer request. The selling club then has to make a decision whether to keep an unsettled player for half a season at the club, in 10 minutes. Contingency plans are activated and they themselves go and buy Andy Carroll.

It's what fraudsters use as greed tactics to catch unsuspected victims.

Ajay Gopal
30 Posted 05/02/2013 at 08:37:03
Adolf (#928) - exactly what I was thinking myself. I see 2 problems with this:

(1) Moyes is too much of a control freak to allow somebody else make the "game" related decisions (team selection, substitutions, tactical adjustments, etc)
(2) We don't have the money to pay Moyes AND a top-notch manager.

I always wonder how it would be if somebody with the tactical nous (like Roberto Martinez, for example) were to work under Moyes. Moyes would be front man for the club (honesty, dependability, good reputation among peers and players, careful with the money, etc) and Roberto could get along with the 'day-to-day' matters - coaching, selections, etc, etc.

In fact, the more I think of it, maybe one day Moyes could take over Chairmanship of the club (he would be rich enough by that time to do it!)

Phil Walling
31 Posted 05/02/2013 at 08:57:01
Moyes would walk at the very suggestion of any diminuation of his responsibilities. He likes to direct himself — and I don`t blame him. After all, for £4M a year, he should be well capable.

Of course, we will never learn the truth of the Fer balls-up and whoever was negotiating the deal could only do so within the parameters set for them by the Chairman. Were that to have been a DoF, the same situation would apply.

I always used to laugh at the situation at Crystal Palace and Coventry where one manager — the same one — always had his brother as DoF!

Now there`s an idea, Davey!

Tony J Williams
32 Posted 05/02/2013 at 09:20:31
Why are posters suggesting that it is Moyes that leaves the transfer dealings until the last minute?

He has said previously, all he does is hand in his list of prospective players and lets the board try and get them for him.

I know he gets paid too much but he doesn't do the accounts, the legal work and the contract stuff.

He has his faults but not getting the players in early is not one of them, look to where the blame lies....the stingy board.

"tactical nous (like Roberto Martinez" - Results this season in total, out of 25 games, he has won 5, drew 6 and lost 14. He has won one game in his last 12......fucking magical tactician him!!

James Morgan
33 Posted 05/02/2013 at 08:06:07
I'd save the money for some European/South American scouts as we seem to miss a few little gems.

Ian Allaker, what about Bilyaletdinov or Krøldrup? I'm not a member of the "MOB" nor do I think the sun shines out his arse like some people do but it's a bit silly to point out the success of Fellaini and use it as big shiny pedestal to put Moyes on and knock his detractors, just like it would silly to pick out Bily etc and say his signings are shite.

He's good at some things, not so good at others.

Kev Johnson
34 Posted 05/02/2013 at 09:18:58
I suppose this boils down to the question: What IS a manager nowadays?

In other countries, they tend to talk about the coach whereas here we talk about the manager – which implies he generally runs the club as well as the team. I know Moyes enjoys controlling the whole caboodle, but is this a good thing? I wonder.

I would be 100% against DM as DoF! The man has some fine qualities (honesty and integrity are two that spring to mind) but his communication and presentation skills are absolutely awful. He could never be the "front man" for that reason.

The whole point of a DoF is that he would look at the situation objectively, would be able to see the forest not just the trees. So, objectively, it doesn't matter whether DM would happily hand over a degree of control. I know he wouldn't, but if you take a step back then it doesn't matter what the personal preferences of the current manager are. That's fine detail – I'm talking about the big picture. We don't have the money, true. But hold on – what are we paying Steve Round for? I haven't got the foggiest. If the coach had less to do then perhaps he could manage without an assistant?

Is there a way we can work smarter, that's my real question. Frankly, I am bored to tears by all this TW talk of us needing a sympathetic millionaire to fix all our problems, allowing us to splash the cash in the transfer window. I wasn't born yesterday, I know finance is important in football, as in life – mine and yours – but it's not the be-all and end-all. It will be a sad day for the game when it is...

Andrew Ellams
35 Posted 05/02/2013 at 09:46:10
I think the Director Of Football role is always going to work best with continental managers who have brought up with the idea of a different structure and way of working.

Traditionally British managers have had more control outside of just training and preparing the first eleven. Imagine SAF trying to work somebody like Arenesen or Commoli, and we saw a breakdown of that relationship with Dalglish too.

I am in favour of the role in theory, just not sure how it would work in practice at Everton right now.

Brian Harrison
36 Posted 05/02/2013 at 09:53:36
Director of Football — what an alien concept this is... I mean, What is the role? Is it to advise the manager what players to buy or does he try and secure the players the manager has requested? Well surely the CEO would normally take care of that role, I could only see it as a threat to the manager's position.

I know Liverpool appointed Camolli who had previously been sacked from other Premier League clubs, so he was hardly a roaring success. Other than David Pleat, I can't think of another — and, let's face it, if Pleat is your Director of Football, you must be desperate.

Andrew Ellams
37 Posted 05/02/2013 at 10:05:01
If Everton were to go down that road they would have to employ a Peter Reid or Terry Venebles type character who is more in the know of the role of the manager in English football.
Kev Johnson
38 Posted 05/02/2013 at 10:10:16
Andrew - I don't know how it would work in practice at Everton either, and I'm well aware that so far the role hasn't been particularly successful in this country, but the more I think about it the more I think there may be something in it. The job description of the manager has changed and is continuing to change, so it's worth entertaining other ways of structuring the club. I started this thread more as a brainstorming exercise, not in order to express conclusions I had already reached.

Of course, if we were in Man Utd's position then we wouldn't be having this discussion in the first place. SAF delivers trophies, so he is pretty much beyond criticism. Moyes doesn't, so he isn't.

Andrew Ellams
39 Posted 05/02/2013 at 10:37:41
Kev, I do think it's a role we will see come into English footballer more as this generation of players becomes the next generation of managers and the games evolves along with that.

Somebody mentioned the CEO role, but surely he is there to negotiate once the manager has identified the targets, the DoF is there more to take the some of the weight off the manager and work a little bit closer to the CEO on the financials.

Maybe if Everton had somebody a bit more like a Colin Harvey, Peter Taylor or Done Howe type of Assistant Manager rather than a coach/call centre operator like Round backing up Moyes, the manager's role could morph a little bit more towards the DoF.

If SAF hadn't had the success he has had, do you think he would be the sort of manager to welcome a DoF into his environment?

Derek Thomas
40 Posted 05/02/2013 at 10:32:18
DoF seems to hint that the job is too big for one man... (Moyes?? I couldn't possibly comment.)

So what you really need is a partnership and over 40-odd years there haven't been too many good ones about.

Mercer and Allison, Clough and Taylor... Shankly and Paisley, Paisley and whoever.

Is the best foil the invisible one, did Busby have a partner, Catterick, Revie, Stein, Nicholson, Docherty?? We don't know.

Using the invisible rule, Roundy must be a 'kin genius!

Kev Johnson
41 Posted 05/02/2013 at 10:51:45
Catterick was definitely an "office manager" by all accounts. He was seldom to be seen on the training ground. (If I'm wrong on this, please correct me.) I recall Wilf Dixon being the trainer in those days, but did he also double as the coach? Nah.

Personally, I find the annual accounts a bit of a turn off. What I really want to know is what Steve Round does every single minute of the day!

10:30 – Arrived at FF. Made coffee for DM and told him he was completely right in going for the decaf and substituting saccharine for sugar. That bloke is a genius at substitutions! Spun out the conversation for half an hour...

11:00 – Scratched arse.

11:05 – Training ground. Told Jelavic to try and put the ball in the net... he just looked at me.

11:06 – Took Baines and Pienaar to one side and asked them to try and link up as much as possible down the left. "Yeah, good one Steve, we never thought of that," Bainesy said. All in good fun!

11:10 – In the practice match, Pienaar scored with a header and lifted up his training bib to reveal the slogan "Steve Round is not great". All in good fun!

11:11 – The Boss asked me to supervise the academy training. Not sure why. The young lads never seem to take any notice of me. Inexperience, that's what it is. There were a few "square peg, Round's hole" jokes flying about. All in good fun!

1:00 – Training over. Cheese on toast and then home for a kip. I'm exhausted!

Derek Thomas
42 Posted 05/02/2013 at 11:20:44
I'm surprised he does that much. Tongue exercising and bleaching would be my guess.
Andrew Ellams
43 Posted 05/02/2013 at 11:26:05
Didn't Round used to be number 2 to McClaren at England?
Kev Johnson
44 Posted 05/02/2013 at 11:28:14
Yes he did, Andrew. Also first team coach at Newcastle under Allardyce. But what does he actually DO? We need a mole in the Everton camp...
Andrew Ellams
45 Posted 05/02/2013 at 11:46:28
Well obviously, Kev, his past record at his previous two jobs stands out a mile: he does fuck all.
Craig Bellew
46 Posted 05/02/2013 at 11:34:11
Steavey Buckley ~ 897. Absolutely spot on. Without going through all the pros 'n' cons of it al,l your two little statements say it all!
Martin Mason
47 Posted 05/02/2013 at 11:38:51
I would have thought that when you have a true DoF then you don't need a manager only a head coach. In this modern game I would say that the system will always be far more efficient if the man who trains and coaches the team does only that and all additional duties such as tying up transfers, contracts, supervision of scouting networks, etc., is done by somebody else. The head coach would just identify his needs on the playing side. He would never be paid £70k per week. On the other hand if you have a strong manager who is talented enough to do all of those things then you don't need a DoF.
John Keating
48 Posted 05/02/2013 at 11:59:42
Forget all this Director of Football rubbish.

What we really need is the BU to organise a protest so the Club can tell us how many potential investors have approached the Club recently, and how many are almost signed up.

We could possibly meet up with any potential Manchester flat dwelling investors when we go through at the weekend...

Tony J Williams
49 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:02:13
Director of Football... blue-sky thinking... thinking outside the box. Just a few bollocks terms used by people trying to justify stupid ideals.

Director of football... fuck off!

Day One – Show football to players, tell them to become friendly with it.

Day Two – point at the goal and tell them to send the ball to its home, go home ball... go home.

Day Three – sit on arse and get paid for doing fuck all until club realise this and get rid of me.

Craig Bellew
50 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:07:34
Totally different thread John but see what you're saying as it has gone VERY QUIET on the investment front again. Surely his 24/7 search must be coming to an end and soon!

Soz lads for going off on something completely different. Just to add my two-penneth I don't think we need a DoF at all, I just think Round needs to be a little more active in his day-to-day coaching role as I get the impression he just waltzes around the training ground like DM's little dog asking how high he should jump.

Tony Marsh
51 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:15:27
Round's track record pre-Everton was shocking. Between him and Moyes, they are stiffling and suffocating some of the best players we have had at the club for years. I don't actually know what a Director of Football is or does but we definitely need something different, a fresher approach.

If you take a close look at our tactics, formations and the way games pan out, it's not any different to how it always is under Moyes. Regardless of the quality and quantity of players at the club, things never change. We do the same now in matches as we did 10 years ago... 5 years ago... and even last season. We grind out results or we don't. It's never any better or worse to watch – it's just a question of luck holding up or not. It's a joke to be honest and I don't know why so many can't see it.

Eugene Ruane
52 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:23:04
I've heard we might be after the number 7 (in red) as a replacement for Heitinga.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2013/feb/04/milan-henty-goal-length-of-pitch-video

Dominic Bobadilla
53 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:13:52
John Keating: I am not sure if you are being sarcastic or not; nor am I sure of the direction your sarcasm is taking. Finding investors is not as easy as some people seem to think. You do not just pull a Sheik with money to burn out of the magician's hat. Maybe I have been won over by Bill's superficial charm, but he sounds convincing enough to me when he reminds us that there is a recession going on and that people are much more careful with their money nowadays.

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/3cec5312-156e-11e2-8d17-00144feabdc0.html#axzz2K0MJx32Q

Kev Johnson
54 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:15:39
John (995) I must admit, I can be a bit of a thread derailer myself on occasions - I can't resist a joke sometimes, even when it's irrelevant to the topic in hand - but still, in all fairness, your comments have nothing to do with the DoF debate. Why not submit a thread of your own if there's something you want to say on BU protests, etc?

Craig - I think you're being kind to Round. I am seeing nothing from him at all. When Irvine was Assistant Manager, at least he would give intelligent post-match interviews and you got the feeling he was on the ball. Round just trots out a few cliches and tries to look knowing.

Maybe I should change the title of this thread to "Do we really need a Director of Football or an Assistant Manager?"

Craig Walker
55 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:34:58
Kev #983 Superb!

I seriously wonder what Round does. Probably pumps the balls up prior to the warm up and sits behind DM wearing his Madonna style headset echoing everything that DM shouts.

Part of the reason we were successful in the 80s was that Kendall had Harvey doing the coaching. What could Steve Round teach anyone and how much does he get paid?

Ray Roche
56 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:49:27
Kev Johnson @986

"We need a mole in the Everton camp... "

Tony Marsh said last week that he had contacts at Everton. Ask him, he'll know someone who knows what Round does..

Richard Reeves
57 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:29:31
Kev, I've never liked the idea of a Director of Football, there often seems to be a fall-out between management and hierarchy. I think the manager should identify the players he wants and then have the club send in a crack team to bring them in. Why can't a manager focus on coaching and identify a decent player? They should have the time and are paid well enough to do so.

I agree with pretty much everything else you've said in you're article particularly that some of the reserves would do a job if push came to shove. I think Moyes has got it completely wrong with the youth development at our club. Barkely and Duffy should be playing regularly in the team by now and I would give McAleny a chance. The poor lad looked like a natural striker when he came on in that Arsenal game and what was his reward for nearly scoring with his first touch, like most other young players, he was dropped and hardly seen again.

Andrew Ellams
58 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:56:30
Ray, there could be people who shadow Round all day and still not know what he does
Kev Johnson
59 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:56:20
OK. "Tony Marsh - what does Steve Round do?"

While I'm waiting for Tony to get back to me, can I share a bit of gossip? No, hold on, not gossip - that's for girls. Rumour, that's what I meant. Manly rumour...

The rumour is that Round is on his way out. There's going to be an EFC Assistant Manager vacancy. We've already been linked with this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmf07ZMwYdE

Brendan McLaughlin
60 Posted 05/02/2013 at 12:51:38
Kenwright's shite, Moyes is shite, Round is shite, Howard, Neville, Osman, Heitinga, Jelavic (on current form) are all shite... our finances are shite and feck apparently now even the pitch is shite! Despite this, we're 5th... don't know who it is but somebody somewhere at Everton is doing one helluva job.

My money's on Penry... the mild-mannered janitor!

Tony Marsh
61 Posted 05/02/2013 at 13:04:01
Steve Round helps get clubs relegated and writes stuff down on bits of paper and waves them under the bosses nose. Apart from that, I don't know what the fuck else he does because it's sure not progressive football tactics or entertaining football.
Kev Johnson
62 Posted 05/02/2013 at 13:12:20
Brendan - I think Jimmy Martin, our kit man, is doing a great job. Our shorts are always nice and clean and you never get some of the team wearing the home kit and the rest wearing the away kit, as can so easily happen. Thumbs up, Jimmy!
Steve Brown
63 Posted 05/02/2013 at 13:38:09
And BK would have got away with his evil plot to destroy Everton if it hadn't been for those pesky Toffeewebbers... Brendan it suddenly all makes sense! Aw thanks guys.
Mark Scarratt
64 Posted 05/02/2013 at 13:38:07
Don't need one. Hate the concept, just creating another job for some billionaire owner's mate. Our management staff is too big anyway. Look at our bench on any matchday.

Also I hate any manager who makes notes during a game, or takes ten minutes showing the sub a "power point" presentation before he goes on.
What happened with "Vellios, go up front and get us a goal, lad" (but said in Greek)?

Kev Johnson
65 Posted 05/02/2013 at 13:42:38
Good call, Mark. That would be: "Velios Συνεχίστε μέχρι και μπροστά και μας ένα γκολ, lad". It would appear that the Greek for "lad" is "lad"!
Tony J Williams
66 Posted 05/02/2013 at 13:44:57
I don't know Kev, I thought Kimmy let it slip on Saturday..... Villa also had white shorts on too, granted he had no control over what they wore, but we have to blame someone.
Brendan McLaughlin
67 Posted 05/02/2013 at 15:31:10
Too right Tony J#029
If we had dropped the white shorts and gone with the big man up front...I'm guessing even the MOB might have been stuck for words
Ray Roche
68 Posted 05/02/2013 at 17:53:53
Tony Marsh @022

Thanks, Tony, I think you...or your mate...has got it right!

Barry Rathbone
69 Posted 05/02/2013 at 18:28:46
Brendan 021, Spurs and Liverpool changed managers Wenger lost his best player and Moyes finally figured pre season is for fitness and not tearing the ollies out - thus the decent start.

As spurs are already ahead of us and the other 2 are getting their act together you're counting your chickens there.

Brendan McLaughlin
70 Posted 05/02/2013 at 22:03:08
So Barry #070
It's largely down to the fact we didn't change manager. Lets learn from that....
Roman Sidey
71 Posted 06/02/2013 at 02:57:50
We have all these sorts of positions in Aussie Rules these days, but it's a different sport. Football is a simple sport, whereas Australian football is deceptively complex and has a fine line between success and failure. DoF in AFL clubs usually designs the style of play and researches what every other team is doing right/wrong and how to avoid/improve it for their own coach to bring out in the squad. We also have a list manager, who, you guessed it, manages the list of players at the club.

This is actually a full time job these days, with 44 players required in the squad. The list manager monitors the players' appearances in correlation with their fitness levels (managed by a fitness coach), and advises the coach who needs a rest. They also are the ones at the end of the season who works out who can be delisted and who the club needs to bring in during the draft each season to replace the outgoing players.

The list manager is beginning to become the most important part of the game, as if you can put together a good list of balanced players that come in at the salary cap, you can almost bank on doing well.

In a nutshell, none of that needs full time attention in football, so why bother?

Anto Byrne
72 Posted 06/02/2013 at 03:43:35
Well Rounded arguments, indeed.
Colin Glassar
73 Posted 08/02/2013 at 16:38:22
Steve Round does like to talk into his microphone. I wonder if he works for one of those gay hotline thingies during match days?

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