Toffeeweb - Talking Points - The Liverpool

Gerry Morrison
685 Posted 18/04/2013 at 18:05:50

A draw would do me.

Ross Edwards
686 Posted 18/04/2013 at 18:12:15

It's out of our hands now, due to Moyes sitting back away from home too many times, and Tuesday night was not enough. For us to have any chance we need the RS to win v Chelsea unfortunately.

Patrick Murphy
687 Posted 18/04/2013 at 18:15:19

Let Chelsea win and carry on winning until they play us, we're not going to catch them anyway. But I do think we could catch either of the North London clubs but maybe not both so we might have to be satisfied with Europa. I think the lowest we can finish is 9th but obviously we still want 4th.

Clarence Yurcan
688 Posted 18/04/2013 at 18:19:13

Easy, I'm rooting for a draw.

Barry Rathbone
689 Posted 18/04/2013 at 18:19:47

Only want Liverpool to win if it stopped us being relegated or it won us a trophy.

CL is a bit spoof ... "jam tomorrow" given our recent cup exploits, Chelsea for me with Torres scoring 6 and benitez waving a flag saying "kopites are gobshites".

Doug Harris
690 Posted 18/04/2013 at 18:25:45

I'm not concerned either way. The main thing is our results: 5 games 15 points at stake... We have to play both of them, away games too.

One game at a time and lets rely on our performances rather than wanting others to help out... COYB.

Michael Winstanley
692 Posted 18/04/2013 at 18:39:21

I want Chelsea to win.

Kevin Naylor
696 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:00:22

Where's the dilemma we have zero chance of finishing 4th so its a Chelsea win all the way to keep them below us.

Christopher Timmins
697 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:04:55

Chelsea to win and play the reserves against us last day of the season as they will have third spot wrapped up by then.

Dan McKie
698 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:09:56

Easy for me. If we beat Sunderland on Saturday, then I want Liverpool to w...to w..., nope can't do it, a draw would do. If we don't beat Sunderland, then we ain't got a sniff of catching Chelsea anyway, so they can score at will. Simple.

Dan McKie
699 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:12:18

Christopher, I reckon if we still had a chance by the Chelsea game, and they had it wrapped up, then Rafa would still want to nod to the reds by stopping us, unless the have a Europa league final or something.

Jay Harris
700 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:20:04

Definitely do not want a Liverpool win but we need to do our bit by beating Sunderland.

Kunal Desai
703 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:46:29

I still can't understand folks on here still going on about 4th!! Listen - Chelsea will get another atleast another 9 points from their 6 remaining games and Arsenal will get 10 points from their 5 games. 3rd and 4th spots taken. We are NOT going to win all 5 remaining games and overhaul both. Please no more talk of CL!

Mark Frere
704 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:31:58

I see Chelsea as the one we just aren't going to catch, so I would like Chelsea to keep on winning and get to the europe cup final, so when we play them they have already qualified for CL and have their full attention on the Europa cup final.

I think all the games before the Chelsea match are winnable:
Sunderland(a)
Fulham(h)
Liverpool(a)
West Ham(h)

I'm being very optimistic here, but if we win all them 4 games, we will be on 68 points going into the Chelsea game and might of already qualified our selves. As iv'e said i'm being very optimistic and Arsenal and Spurs will after slip up.

John Keating
707 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:56:37

I know it may sound daft but I really don't give a shit.
I am always of the opinion that the only games I am interested in are Everton games.
I truly have never looked at a RS game until we played them. As soon as it's over I don't think of it, as far as I'm concerned they are just another team.
I know it'sounds daft but I was born and brought up in Everton but to me they're just another piece of shite to beat !

Dennis Stevens
708 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:39:00

If we can't stay ahead of RS by our own efforts then we can't complain if they overtake us.

Patrick Murphy
709 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:55:16

Kunai If it's still mathematically possible it's still worth discussing, it may well be unlikely but it is not impossible. Chelsea are likely to get third place after last night's win at Fulham, they still have to play us and Spurs so they may do us a favour and we might get a win at their place as it comes 4 days after a possible Europa Final for them. Spurs hopefully will also lose against Man City and Arsenal have some tricky fixtures as well, so nothing can be taken for granted.

You may well be right and our chances may indeed be slim, but we can keep dreaming can't we? even if it only lasts a little while longer.

Bjørn-Ivar Pedersen
710 Posted 18/04/2013 at 19:55:03

As I see it, Arsenal is the team we must overtake on the table to get a Euro cup place....Since both Chelsea and Toots have one more game to play, I am sure our chances for the 4th spot is thinner than thin....and I would guess getting 9 points out of our last matches is all we realistically can hope for...and we might get, if lucky an extra point at AR. So therefor a chelsea win is fine by me.

Chris White
714 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:17:49

I don't want the red c**ts to win anything anytime not even the toss of the coin at the start, although the refs probably use a coin with the queens (not kenny dogshits) head on both side.

Mark Frere
716 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:15:47

Kunal, are you just a negative person? I used to think I was quite negative about Everton, until I started reading your post's on toffeeweb

Dan McKie
717 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:26:49

I'm still positive. We need to beat Sunderland, then on Sunday, Spurs have Man City, and Chelsea have Liverpool. It is far from beyond the realms of possibility that the 2 teams that we want to drop points will do. A bonus would be Fulham finding their decent home form and getting something from Arsenal, who next week entertain Man Utd. If we can keep winning, we have a chance. COYB!!!

James Morgan
719 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:27:36

I agree, Chris. They usually get up for big games though. Finishing above Spurs and Arsenal is hard enough, we certainly won't get ahead of Chelsea.
Our enemies enemy is our friend (for 90 minutes at least).

Phil Bellis
720 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:41:09

I hope they both lose

Kev Johnson
722 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:39:18

Liverpool to win, no question.

We need to get as many points as possible and hope our rivals drop as many points as possible. Obviously.

Anthony Lamb
724 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:42:49

Surely the old idea that you look after your own affairs and leave others to theirs is the only sensible way of looking at it? Obviously I support any team playing Liverpool and hope that they win but it is Everton who need to concentrate on themselves first and foremost.

Sunderland will be a hotbed of passion etc for all the obvious reasons but Everton are a better team than Sunderland and should just concentrate on their opponents and not the occasion etc.

Everton being Everton however we can never take anything as a foregone conclusion. We are just as likely to beat Sunderland, Liverpool and Chelsea away and then regret the draws at home against Fulham and WHU! Come on Blues, you can do it – come on Chelsea you can do it!

Wayne Smyth
725 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:58:09

We're not competing against chelsea, they are too far ahead with a game in hand. We're competing against spurs and arsenal.

On that basis I'm looking for a chelsea win.

Kevin Hudson
726 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:50:28

I take no pleasure in writing this, but reaching the Champions League is frankly pie-in-the-sky thinking.

We needed to beat both Spurs & Arsenal to be in with a genuine shout.

So, with Terry & Suarez making it look like a Klan Rally, I want Liverpool to get absolutely gubbed, Carragher & Coutinho sent off, Rodgers to lose the plot Keegan-style, Gerrard & Suarez stretchered off with career-ending injuries.

In the rain.

Kev Johnson
728 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:05:53

Wayne - yes we are. Lpool win and there goes Chelsea's game in hand. They only have to drop two points in their next four games and we could then overtake them with a win at Stamford Bridge on the last day of the season.

Mark Frere
729 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:04:03

Kevin Hudson 726
We look more likely to finish top 4 than Man City did to win the title at this stage last season

Ross Edwards
730 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:10:10

We need our rivals to drop points, and if that means cheering the RS for 90 minutes so be it.

Bob Parrington
733 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:06:09

Chelsea win! Mmm! Never thought I'd say that but it is vs RS.
Kevin, I'd settle for Carragher, Couinho, Gerrard and Suarez all sent off with the last two fighting on the way off the field - 5 match ban for bringing the game in to disrepute.

Kunal Desai
740 Posted 18/04/2013 at 20:48:59

#716 Mark - Just because I post views that you don't agree with that does not make me negative. Yes, it's a possibility I agree getting a CL spot but realistically and in all probability it's unlikely to happen? No? My reason is based on when was the last time Everton won 5 league games on the spin? and when we last won at Anfield and Stamford Bridge?

Peter Warren
741 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:25:32

726# Kevin "in the rain" — funny and so true!!!

Denis Richardson
744 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:31:11

As long as we finish above them, I don't really care if they win or lose. However, in this case it benefits us if they win so I will 100% be hoping for a Liverpool win - just like I'll be routing for citeh to get 3 points away to spurs.

Europe is unlikely and I even said a few weeks ago that we had no chance, however if results go our way (big if I know), we really do have a shot. Beat sunderland and if citeh beat spurs,we go 5th - which I think we might still get (don't think we will make CL).

Let start with a win away to Sunderland, if we don't get 3 points there then the Liverpool game probably doesn't matter anymore anyway.

Mike Green
745 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:25:11

Patrick #709 - 'nothing can be taken for granted'

How true, otherwise we would all be winning thousands on the coupon each week.

There'll be some twists yet, all we need to do is concentrate on winning our games, never mind Chelsea winning at Anfield, if we can do that it might help to take us somewhere special and if nothing else end the season with a bit of a fillip.

COYB!

Kevin Tully
749 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:42:50

If you look at their last few games, we have the best chance of catching Spurs. I think Chelsea are clear fav's for 4th anyway, and the best we can hope for is 5th, and Europa League. You can currently get 16/1 on us finishing in 4th, so I think 4th is long gone.

Personally, I have a few bets on we will finish above the shite, so I want Chelsea to stuff the twats.

Kev Johnson
756 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:49:42

I reckon if we get 11 points out of the last 15 then we'll finish 5th and be playing host to Marseilles, Molde and Mentalist Bigdiv in Europa League Group F next season.

That is, if we don't suddenly go into administration, have points 30 deduced and get relegated

Karl Masters
758 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:46:35

Kunal can't help himself Mark. I have noticed he never has anything positive to say. He's a pessimists masquerading as a realist. He's entitled to his opinions, but you can't help wondering what pleasure he gets from following Everton.

He'd probably moan if he won the lottery because he had to share it with another winner. Cheer up Kunal!

Mark Frere
764 Posted 18/04/2013 at 21:51:12

Kunal 740
I agree its unlikely we will finish 4th, but what i'm talking about is your defeatist attitude to everything iv'e ever read from your posts on toffeeweb. I like to have a good moan, but iv'e never seen you say anything positive once. It maybe because I haven't been part of toffeeweb that long

Michael Winstanley
766 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:05:47

Thanks Kevin 726, still laughing.

Paul Andrews
769 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:14:12

Kevin Hudson,
Is it any wonder we are classed as bitter blues?
That vicious statement you made is typical of the bitterness displayed by lots of Evertonians.
A neutral would struggle to understand your mentality.

Get in there you fuckin beauty.

Viv Sharma
773 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:26:08

Blowing the lead at Spurs was the nail in the coffin for CL I believe sadly. We are only chasing Spurs for 5th.
Come on Chelsea!

David Hallwood
774 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:25:24

Liverpool to win 3-0 with super Suarez getting 2 and Sturridge getting the other one. Come on yoo mighty reds 5 times European champions....Oh Christ I've just thrown up

Andy Cobham
776 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:30:54

I'd go for a 22 man brawl, with the ref stickin the nut on Sewerez.... And the FA deducting 9 points each in punishment.

Ian Smitham
779 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:09:45

I grew up with Dave Booth in Sale and hate Manchester United. I hate Liverpool, when they play each other it is twice a season the best game I enjoy watching. Every other game that is played I know who is want to win, the answer? Which team winning does best for Everton.

I hate them equally, the fans the grounds the players the managers even the bloke who announces the teams and the goal scorers.

Kevin #726, I can not quite wish injury on a player, but players sent off fighting supporters fighting, games abandoned are all wishes I have for them.

So, I can never decide who I want to win, trouble is we find ourselves sandwiched this weekend, could we catch CFCS and can we avoid being caught by LFC? I really do not know so I can only wish the worst upon them both.

As I posted on the other thread, if Chelsea win the Europa but do not get in the CL another place (note not extra) place is available to the PL positions and so on that basis I am almost thinking the unthinkable.

Football, I hate it

Kunal Desai
780 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:27:57

Mark - Looks back on the thread 'Stirring stalemate at The Emirates' think you'll find a positive post on there when others weren't so happy with a point.

Karl -Likewise, plenty of times where I have posted opinions 'on positive notes'. I think your confused with moaning and realism/expectations.I don't need justifying supporting Everton to you or anyone else for that matter!

Ian Smitham
781 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:45:10

Mr Cobham, just right. Exactly.

Robin Hunuki
783 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:40:57

Alright, I'm hoping for a Chelsea win, cannot stand the dropkick Liverpool supporters in Sydney... They believe the world revolves around them and that we must grace them as they enter/leave the room... Fuck off I say!

Kunal, come on mate - along with many others on this site, I am hoping for that elusive 4th spot. Yeah, maybe you're right, we won't get it this year but tell me, when was the last time you were able to talk 4th spot, enjoy analysing the remaining games and discuss with the boys over many vodka/cranberry drinks who you'd pick up should we come across that line for 4th! Nothing wrong with dreaming I'd say! #COYB!

Tony J Williams
790 Posted 18/04/2013 at 22:58:09

Fuck the redshite, always want them to get beat. An added bonus would be a yellow for ratface which means he misses the derby.

Steve Pugh
794 Posted 18/04/2013 at 23:13:29

Wouldn't it be nice if certain people could answer the OP instead of turning every thread into a dig at Moyes. We all know what your opinion is Ross, you don't need to ram it down our throats.

Karl Masters
798 Posted 18/04/2013 at 23:44:54

Kunal, if you were positive afterwards about the draw at Arsenal, I bet you were predicting a defeat beforehand.

Being an Evertonian has always been a roller coaster ride of highs and lows, but as somebody else said only once in the last twenty three seasons simce 1990 have we come fourth or been in with a shout of it so late in the season. These are good times if you think about it relatively speaking. You are bad enough now, what the hell would you have been like in 1994, 1998 or the Walter years?

Kev Johnson
800 Posted 19/04/2013 at 00:03:41

Karl and Mark - who are you, The Positivity Police? Let Kunal do his own thing, he's not harming you. There is plenty of moaning on this site, I don't know why you're picking on him.

Ernie Baywood
804 Posted 19/04/2013 at 00:45:40

You never know - after 2 more games we could be in the top 4 heading into a winnable derby. Would people be ruling us out from that position?

On the Liv-Che game it's easy. I just won't watch it.

Jason Heng
806 Posted 19/04/2013 at 01:40:53

Liverpool win 1-0, and half its team sent off and suspended for the derby

Phil Bellis
808 Posted 19/04/2013 at 01:58:52

A conundrum but...
Once more, with feeling...I hope both the fuckers lose!
As Bonniie Tyler says...it's a hard egg

Roman Sidey
810 Posted 19/04/2013 at 02:57:10

A 0-0 with five cruciates done on both sides, and another four red cards each should do the trick.

Timothy Sebastian
811 Posted 19/04/2013 at 02:52:35

Kev Johnson - You're absolutely right, Karl & Mark should leave Kunal alone. I've always found Kunal's views to be balanced. There are others on this site who are really very negative. For what it's worth, Kunal isn't one of them.

As for the RS v Chelsea game, I want Chelsea to thump them, and thump them hard. I want the RS below us for another year. Moreover, without CL or Europa League money, they will start to feel the almighty dollar pinch. They'll have to sell Suarez and maybe a few others, an replace them with Titus Bramble, who'll the the only type of player they can afford !

We should aim for 5th !

David Ellis
812 Posted 19/04/2013 at 04:44:49

Kunal is right. We have no realistic chance of 4th (and even less chance of finishing above Chelsea). So Chelsea to win by big margin please.

I do think we have a chance to sneak past Spurs into 5th.

Surendran Thuraisingam
814 Posted 19/04/2013 at 06:06:53

A draw at Stamford Bridge might be just enough for 4th place. Tough fixtures for North London clubs in remaining matches. I am just being optimistic.

Peter Leslie
818 Posted 19/04/2013 at 06:29:33

Been playing around with the BBC predictor - good fun.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/predictor/default.stm

According to my objective predictions, (ahem!) we finish 3rd, 1 point ahead of Arsenal and 13 ahead of the Shite - even if they beat Chelsea this weekend.

If Chelsea win, we can only finish 4th, so perversely I don't give a shit who wins.

Seriously though, the ONLY thing that matters is beating both of them away - without ALL those 6 points, there is NO chance of better than 5th - but if we get them, 4th is realistic, and even 3rd is still a long shot if we go unbeaten.

Taking the blue-tinted specs off, I think 5th is realistic.

Ste Traverse
820 Posted 19/04/2013 at 07:28:37

I can't believe someone is even asking this question. There is no 'dilemma' for me.

We still have an outside chance of a top four place and Chelsea currently occupy one of those slots so we need them to lose, even if they play our deluded neighbours.

The RS are an irrelevance when it comes to the CL race. As long as we do the business at Sunderland we'll still at least be 6 points clear of them come Sunday evening.

David S Shaw
821 Posted 19/04/2013 at 07:50:06

Will it affect the outcome whoever you hope to win? No.

Russ Quinlan
823 Posted 19/04/2013 at 07:48:06

Dear me, I'm amazed so many Blues want the RS to win !!!

I have never ever wanted them to win unless, as said above, it meant us staying up (god forbid that scenario ever happens!).

As has been said, even if Chelsea did lose we have no chance of finishing in the top 4, even if we did we need to do it on our own merit, not rely on those scumbags across to park to help us.

CoOme on guys get a grip !!!

Gavin Ramejkis
832 Posted 19/04/2013 at 08:52:35

Genuinely surprised at the vitriol aimed at Kunal, Christ it's like saying its mathematically possible that one of our board members might remember they are millionaires and put their hands in their pockets, never going to fucking happen, move on, case closed.

Kevin Hudson, brilliant vision although I might have said freak snow or sleet and rat face career ending injury caused by his own attempt to cripple John Terry who then stamped his teeth into the penalty spot. The Chavs to win, Christ I'd back anyone to beat that shower.

Kevin Jones
844 Posted 19/04/2013 at 08:23:03

Call me bitter, but I will never ever ever want them to win, Yes even if it meant us going down I just couldn't do it.
Even if they where playing the Jimmy Saville Celebrity 11, with

Rolf Harris In Goal, Stuart Hall, Jim Davidson, Michael Barrymore, Dave Lee Travis, Len Fairclough, Kevin Webster, Saville Capt, Gary Glitter, Michael Jackson and Luis Suarez up front.

I'd be shouting "come on you paedos" do you think that's a bit to far ?

Nah

I fecking Hate them

Steven Telford
848 Posted 19/04/2013 at 10:59:38

A more difficult game would be, "which draw cost us most"
And we should have drawn with Chelsea at Goodison.

Kev Johnson
866 Posted 19/04/2013 at 12:12:02

Kevin - yes, you are bitter. Very bitter. It's nothing to be proud of, blah blah. Tut tut, etc. Your Lpool v Saville Celebrity XI shout didn't half make me laugh though!

I have a couple of friends who are Chelsea fans and have worked with one or two more. Nowt wrong with them. I even got a text from one after they beat us at Goodison saying "Sorry, we really did NOT deserve that". To a man, they always dreaded playing us, home or away.

Paul Andrews
877 Posted 19/04/2013 at 13:20:11

Gavin, Kevin Jones.
There speaketh two proper Evertonians.

Craig Walker
880 Posted 19/04/2013 at 13:23:06

I support two teams: Everton and whoever the RS are playing.

If we lose to Chelsea on the last game and lose at Anfield as we usually do then they'll probably finish above us.

I want to finish above them first and foremost. We won't get 4th now anyway unless we win every remaining game.

Ross Edwards
881 Posted 19/04/2013 at 13:28:24

Kevin Jones
You'd have to now add Rolf Harris to that squad.

Ross Edwards
883 Posted 19/04/2013 at 13:29:18

Ignore that comment Kevin, I hadn't noticed Rolf's name the first time I read your comment.

Peter Bell
884 Posted 19/04/2013 at 13:29:22

Ross, he has Rolf Harris in goal.

Mark Frere
890 Posted 19/04/2013 at 13:23:07

Kev Johnson 800
I loved the positivity police joke.

Kunal I wasn't meaning to gang up on you, I didn't expect Karl to get involved and start having a go as well. I was just making an observation on your posts that iv'e seen since I joined toffeeWeb a couple of months ago

Dave White
893 Posted 19/04/2013 at 14:20:17

I don't mind a good moan....but surely AFTER the event is the time for that, after we've fucked it!

What I don't understand is the 'throw in the towel before you've entered the ring' mentality. If you're gonna think like that what's the point in even playing?

Maybe it's a form of self-preservation, not getting your hopes up?!

For me at least, the day I stop believing is the day football loses it's spark. COYB!!!

Peter Bell
895 Posted 19/04/2013 at 14:37:00

The way I see it, we have four winnable games coming up that would get us to 68 points.
We will then be in a position to know what we have to do at stamford bridge.
It is very possible we could get fourth place as the other contenders play each other

Eugene Ruane
906 Posted 19/04/2013 at 15:29:12

Kevin Jones (844) - "Rolf Harris In Goal, Stuart Hall, Jim Davidson, Michael Barrymore, Dave Lee Travis, Len Fairclough, Kevin Webster, Saville Capt, Gary Glitter, Michael Jackson and Luis Suarez up front".

For a team of alleged sex attackers/paedos/molesters, I think it looks a fairly well-balanced side with a good mix of experience and youth.

However if Moyes does leave us in the summer and HE were to take over the reins of the alleged sex offenders squad, you would have to expect the immediate inclusion of Neville Neville, who would no doubt keep his place whatever.

In fact I almost hear...

Moyes: "Neville Neville is the first name on mah team sheet and even if the boy ended up being tried in the states and given the electric chair, I'd still select him. I know many want tae see Kevin Webster but he's wan fae the future and needs time tae develop. With that in mind, he's awa aff on loan for a month with the psychopathic murderers"

Etc

Paul Hughes
920 Posted 19/04/2013 at 16:27:40

An 8-0 win for Chelsea with a few nasty injuries and an on-field a scrap between Carraghar and Rat-Boy would do me.

Carraghar would murder him.

Ray Roche
922 Posted 19/04/2013 at 16:49:00

I'm more worried about playing a revitalised Sunderland playing their first home game under Di Canio. Everyone thought we'd beat Southampton with their new guy in charge and we were lucky to snatch a point.

Eugene, Kevin Jones, Do you have a subs bench for the Paedo XI? No place for the striking partnership of Brady and Huntley?

Eugene Ruane
928 Posted 19/04/2013 at 17:17:09

Ray, not my team, I merely pointed out an Everton connection.

Kevin Jones actually put the side together and I'm sure he wouldn't want anyone fiddling with it.

That doesn't sound right...erm...I mean, I bet he wouldn't want anyone shoving their oar in!

Er... I mean.... interfering with him.

Oh bollocks, I give up.

Ray Roche
934 Posted 19/04/2013 at 17:50:47

Eugene, I stand erected...er...corrected.

Stewart Oakes
937 Posted 19/04/2013 at 18:14:52

Just so you know, the Europa League Cup Final is the Wednesday before we play Chelsea, not the one after

Peter Bell
955 Posted 19/04/2013 at 19:48:46

good, so they will be p@@@d like the Everton players were after rotterdam 85 and 2 days before fa cup final

Kevin Tully
981 Posted 19/04/2013 at 21:10:46

Alway knew Rolf was a bit dodgy - He even wrote a song about two little boys.

Dennis Stevens
983 Posted 19/04/2013 at 21:16:31

He ddin't write the song, Kevin - the song's over a hundred years old!

Colin Wainwright
986 Posted 19/04/2013 at 21:48:22

Barrymore's never a centre half.

Brendan McLaughlin
987 Posted 19/04/2013 at 21:49:43

Yeah Kevin #981
Apparently Rolf' Harris is now denying he did "Two Little Boys" back in the 70's

Tony McNulty
988 Posted 19/04/2013 at 21:53:23

Playing with his didjeridoo .. tying down kangeroos on a wobble board ... what more evidence do you need?

Dennis Stevens
991 Posted 19/04/2013 at 22:04:49

It's true Brendan - Rolf 'did' them in 1969.

Barry Thompson
992 Posted 19/04/2013 at 22:06:53

Fiddling with Jake the peg's extra leg the dirty old get

Kevin Tully
994 Posted 19/04/2013 at 22:18:09

Does he show everyone his didgeridoo?

Dennis Stevens
996 Posted 19/04/2013 at 22:25:47

I've got a whole new perspective on his catchphrase : "Can you tell what it is yet?"

Ray Roche
997 Posted 19/04/2013 at 22:29:46

Can you lot get any lower?

Well, I got into a Dingo...

Brendan McLaughlin
000 Posted 19/04/2013 at 22:41:07

Yes we can! Ray #997
"Tie me kangaroo down, mate"
The DIRTY BASTARD....

Pablo Connelly
012 Posted 19/04/2013 at 23:57:22

I havent had time to read this thread so I could be repeating some points but chelsea winning does help our cause for the following reasons;
1. Chelsea are beyond us now anyway with 2 games in hand
2. Our best scenario now is to go to Stamford Bridge on the last day with them already having sown up 3rd (so their more concerned with their imminent trips to the Caribbean)
3. They still have to play spurs so were gonna need them to win that game if we have a chance of 5th/6th.
4. Their playing the shite and its never a bad thing to watch them lose.

So first and foremost i'll be an evertonian, then a fulham fan, then a city fan, and a chelsea win to top it off will do me fine. Coyb

Pablo Connelly
013 Posted 20/04/2013 at 00:10:30

Meant to say a chance of 4th/5th

Ian Smitham
020 Posted 20/04/2013 at 01:07:40

Peter Bell #955, please elaborate