Distin: Suarez could have broken my ankle

He can walk on water as far as they're concerned.

Sums them up really.

They still say he's innocent and it's all the refs and the FA and this conspiracy to get him out of England.

Insanity.

As for our RS friends, I think any of their players could take out a gun and shoot someone on the pitch and they would still deny it happened or find some lame excuse to justify it. Mentality of the herd, don't you just love it?

I noticed that their club banned a fan for racist behaviour last year as they take a zero tolerance policy towards racism. The irony seemed lost on them at the time.

The fact is, they are a once big club in a spiral of decline. They can't accept this. Full stop. Their fans are a bunch of delusional idiots. They are managed by people who are delusional idiots and, guess what, their captain is a delusional idiot.

Absolutely no attempt to play the ball, tried to swipe the leg and end up stamping on the foot/ankle and attempting a dive for good measure!

We have all been attempting to define Suarez and describe him properly. It is really difficult because in fifty of watching football he is the worst specimen I have ever witnessed. A coward, a cheat and a fundamentally disgusting man. I could never support a club if he wore the shirt. The admirable Shankly would be ashamed. Sadly, there is no one there who knows the meaning of the word..

For Shankly, Lawler, Paisley, Fagan etc, swop Suarez, Gerrard, Carragher etc. It's sad really.

I've seen the video of him biting that player's ear when he was playing in Holland (in fact I think it's on YouTube). Anybody who could do that, especially in the 'matter of fact' way that he did it, has no conception whatsoever of acceptable behavioural boundaries.

I used to berate players like Tommy Smith, Johnny Giles and Billy Bremner (amongst others) for cynicism and a tendency to resort to 'violence' too easily (in fairness a bit less so for Smith) but those fellas were amateurs compared to Suarez. He's like a weasel and I once heard somebody say in a wildlife documentary that if weasels were the size of lions they would be the most dangerous animals on the planet.

Well we have one the size of a RS footballer and Distin and Mirallas now know how dangerous weasels that size can be.

There is definitely something wrong with a football club that puts up with that from a player and condones it by protecting the bastard. Perhaps it's the club's ego deflating too slowly for the pace of the demise of their self-awarded status that leads to their belief that they can do no wrong and it was perhaps this that enabled them to run out with t-shirts supporting a player capable of overt racism.

Sometimes my hatred of LFC embarrasses me. I'm 65 years old and I feel so fucking juvenile in this one respect. I hated them when I was 15 and 50 years later I have not mellowed at all and I hate them even more and I hate them even more because from the owners to the fucking tea lady they all think Suarez is a legend!

Fellaini came to us with a bit of a reputation. The reputation was overstated but it did have a bit of substance. The club have worked on that and generally now he keeps his elbows to himself and he no longer gets pulled up every time he makes a challenge. And he is a better player for it. Well done Moyesie et al.

Wouldn't you think somebody at LFC would take Suarez aside in the same way and just say to him, "Look lad, you're a good player. Let your football do the talking or there will come a point when you're more trouble than you're worth". No they won't because they are all so deluded they think the vile little bastard is 'misunderstood'.

I don't quite agree with Moyes that fans will desert football because of the likes of Suarez. Maybe the game is too big for that and maybe there are too many who support players like Suarez as long as they are at their club. But if I was a young dad now thinking of starting my kids off on the short road to Evertonianship, I wouldn't be too happy taking them to see shits like Suarez every week.

But I wonder if there's a way to get these views expressed to their owners in USA. Because having read some of their fan forums I can see that there are some on the other side who don't like him as a person and find him embarrassing. If their owners felt he was destroying the brand, they might do something about it. Or am I being naive? And is he best left alone in the hope that he'll actually destroy himself big time at some point? And take them down with him?

I just feel I want to take my anger out on something in some way!

The word is (I don't know the correct spelling): "sleeveen." Perhaps any Irish-speaking Evertonians would confirm whether this word does mean oily, sly, git, and whether they think it suitable for Rat gob.

"Donkey mouth" as somebody on TW called him! I think that's ace. Perhaps TWebbers could chip in to buy a donkey on Blackpool beach (if they still have them) - we could call it Suarez and feed it carrots - I can just see the teeth chomping now! Imagine the shit it would leave behind - as now.

Maybe I'll do it in Scouse later too

THAT club seems to continue to attract players that all of football takes an instant dislike to.

"School of...."

Complete

The thought that the RS players were under instructions to "harass" our back line also went through my mind - remember Sterling was booked (and could have seen red) for a deliberate kick at Baines in the first half.

I'm sure that BR didn't say "injure" the Everton players and that Suarez took it too far, but I suspect that first on the list of tasks and targets given to BR by his American boss is "finish above the other team in the city".

I think we all know the answer... say no more.