Season 2015-16
Opinion
Talking Points
Our Touchline Commandant
Big names, lesser names, old names and some we've never heard of. Plenty of managerial speculation lending the space between season's end and the Euros a high level of excitement and expectation.
Yet very little thought has gone toward members of our own coaching staff and whereas I'm not advocating even an assistant managerial position for any former player I know little of their ability or desire to take this on there is surely a more visible hands-on role for one former player to take on match days.
The general touchline fashion of managers is to sit in their Recaro seats, controlled, dispassionate and pensive to events as they unfold. The exceptions in Mourinho, Guardiola or Simeone embody the passion and belief, the expectations placed from the coaching staff onto their players that make their teams winners... No-one is allowed to mention Pardew. Just don't.
And more likely, the next Everton manager will be a foreigner, an outsider, his assistant too. And that is okay. Fine by me. I just don't need any Martinez PR type bollocks to show he "understands the fans, gets the club" nonsense. And though the talismanic managerial appointment is a thing of the past, there can still be a role to bridge the gap that separates the coaching staff and the fans by making sure the players play for the fans, the club, however you wish to define it. But meaningfully so. Not the kissy-kissy badge shenanigans players think is good enough.
So my suggestion, were we given a sit-down and notebook-in-hand type manager, is let the touchline be prowled by someone forever looking shackled, desperate to act, not sat passive on the bench with no purpose or influence. I don't know about you, but if during some of the insipid performances at Goodison this last season Big Dunc was up and animated on the touchline, it would have done more to spark life into the players than any phenomenal team talk, not least because the crowd would be on their feet with him, fully behind his intent, and what player couldn't respond to that?
The Premier League isn't a place for nicely-nice performances when you're underachieving, and if other teams will come to Goodison with a nasty streak to steal points, Big Dunc should serve as reminder should anyone care to forget it. This icon, this totem of passion and heart sat passively on the bench allows for the expectation of heated battle reduce to a lukewarm surrender. He should be a touchline commandant, enforcer of attitude, the crude reminder of everything demanded by those who sit in the stands.
Just think of Mirallas 'on-it' for every game or the defence not dozing off. It couldn't possibly fail.
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3 Posted 26/05/2016 at 15:22:16
4 Posted 26/05/2016 at 15:56:07
If you can't instil a sense of responsibility and endeavour during a week's training, then shouting and screaming from the touchline won't do any good either.
Martinez spends most of the match in the technical area barking at players and we saw how effective that was.
5 Posted 26/05/2016 at 16:17:35
I believe where he fell down was in his utter incapacity to bend from his utopian belief of how football should be played. In the face of both player and fan revolt he ploughed on relentless in his optimism. You could see how he lost that as each pre match press conference and post match analysis passed, it just drained from him but the same platitudes and superlatives spilled from his lips.
Though I believe he was ultimately incapable of the job I still think he loved the club whilst here.
That aside, I am utterly with you. Big Dunc is the ultimate talisman of my 46 years on this planet. Not the most effective player in his latter years of injury and resorting to upper body tackling but him just being on the pitch was often enough. He and we need to exploit that passionate streak as much as we can
7 Posted 26/05/2016 at 16:57:10
He looked passive and happy to be the BBC man (bibs, balls and cones) last season. He certainly didn't appear to be our warrior in waiting; he looked like he didn't want to rock the boat,just wanted to take his money quietly and clear the debts.
8 Posted 26/05/2016 at 17:56:29
And as for Ferguson, he never ever put in 90 minutes himself. I recall his first game as captain, where he actually did give it full gas and was everywhere from the start, scoring two or three against Bolton. Trouble was he was dead on his feet by the hour. And I think that was one time the drunk actually layed off the booze for a bit.
9 Posted 26/05/2016 at 19:25:03
I couldn't give a monkeys as to whether he does handstands or back-flips up and down the touchline for the entire 90 minutes or sits there staring at his TV screen, however, what I do want from the next manager and expect from any Everton manager is to have each and every member of the first team squad giving 100% towards the cause.
The cult of personality relating to managers is getting beyond a joke, they can't all be Messiahs or Pariahs depending upon the team's results. Great players make great teams, great managers get good players to perform above and beyond their natural abilities, we just have to hope that our next manager is of that ilk.
10 Posted 26/05/2016 at 20:49:46
I do have to agree about Roberto actually understanding "The Everton", and that's why I remained loyal for so long.
Seriously, I believe that he was so intoxicated with our "School of Science", and his heart related to it. Shame that he couldn't make it happen. I can only wish him well. Learn the hard lesson Roberto, PLEASE !
As unpopular as this may be, I believe that Roberto did far more for us than his predecessor did. Roberto inspired us to stop being grateful for fuckall. Like pit ponies in the sun.
We have EVERY right to aspire to challenge not only the "Skybabies", but the finest that Europe can throw at us.
OK so Roberto was a dreamer. He was. He is. But for fucks sake, I'm NOT going back down the pit of gratitude for another 22 fuckin years.
Fuck Moyes !
Fuck Kenwright !
I want MY Everton back !
You didn't deliver the dream Roberto, but you unshackled my misery, thanks. I'll ALWAYS remember you for those sunny days, shame that they were so very, very few.
As Randall P McMurphy said "I tried, at least I tried !".
11 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:09:12
12 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:23:20
I think that there is a FAR bigger moment upon our Evertonian history right now.
Do we become The EVERTON !
or do we
Succumb to being
Liverpools forgotten ?
13 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:23:21
I think that there is a FAR bigger moment upon our Evertonian history right now.
Do we become The EVERTON !
or do we
Succumb to being
Liverpools forgotten ?
14 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:31:01
Lee & Tony, he was just a good salesman and knew how to win fans over, just like Moyes and "The Peoples Club"
Ultimately he was stubborn to his philosophy and didn't get what we are about at all, even blaming the fans for the poor home performances .
15 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:41:59
16 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:43:20
The difference between successful and deposed leaders is...... acceptance.
Ultimately ALL leaders are brutally deposed with exceptionally few examples.
Usually with terminal consequences. "Extreme Prejudice".
17 Posted 27/05/2016 at 16:26:21
Time to go Duncan, sorry mate but no-one deserves a job when he cannot motivate his players and should have twatted Lukaku just to keep him motivated.
18 Posted 27/05/2016 at 17:33:42
The two of them were laughing about it. Reading the TW report on the match saw plenty of comment on Ferguson's history as a skiver, coward, etc, etc, and sod all on his mythical qualities. The fact that we re-employed him when he decided he needed money to get by following his bankruptcy stunned me. Some idol!
19 Posted 28/05/2016 at 03:02:39
How can you have been stunned by a sequence of events you got totally arse about face? Ferguson was declared bankrupt four years after returning to the club in a coaching capacity, not before and the role wasn't taken up, or offered, as a means to help him out of a financial hole. In fact, when he first came back to learn the ropes, working with the Academy kids and undertaking his coaching badges, it was off his own back, purely to gain experience and he did so in an unpaid capacity. Not with his cap out begging for coin.
20 Posted 28/05/2016 at 14:33:16
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1 Posted 26/05/2016 at 14:42:27
Cant think of anything that would get the crowd & players "up for it" more than big Dunc prowling the touchline.