Our Touchline Commandant

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Big names, lesser names, old names and some we've never heard of. Plenty of managerial speculation lending the space between season's end and the Euros a high level of excitement and expectation.

Yet very little thought has gone toward members of our own coaching staff and whereas I'm not advocating even an assistant managerial position for any former player – I know little of their ability or desire to take this on – there is surely a more visible hands-on role for one former player to take on match days.

The general touchline fashion of managers is to sit in their Recaro seats, controlled, dispassionate and pensive to events as they unfold. The exceptions in Mourinho, Guardiola or Simeone embody the passion and belief, the expectations placed from the coaching staff onto their players that make their teams winners... No-one is allowed to mention Pardew. Just don't.

And more likely, the next Everton manager will be a foreigner, an outsider, his assistant too. And that is okay. Fine by me. I just don't need any Martinez PR type bollocks to show he "understands the fans, gets the club" nonsense. And though the talismanic managerial appointment is a thing of the past, there can still be a role to bridge the gap that separates the coaching staff and the fans by making sure the players play for the fans, the club, however you wish to define it. But meaningfully so. Not the kissy-kissy badge shenanigans players think is good enough.

So my suggestion, were we given a sit-down and notebook-in-hand type manager, is let the touchline be prowled by someone forever looking shackled, desperate to act, not sat passive on the bench with no purpose or influence. I don't know about you, but if during some of the insipid performances at Goodison this last season Big Dunc was up and animated on the touchline, it would have done more to spark life into the players than any phenomenal team talk, not least because the crowd would be on their feet with him, fully behind his intent, and what player couldn't respond to that?

The Premier League isn't a place for nicely-nice performances when you're underachieving, and if other teams will come to Goodison with a nasty streak to steal points, Big Dunc should serve as reminder should anyone care to forget it. This icon, this totem of passion and heart sat passively on the bench allows for the expectation of heated battle reduce to a lukewarm surrender. He should be a touchline commandant, enforcer of attitude, the crude reminder of everything demanded by those who sit in the stands.

Just think of Mirallas 'on-it' for every game or the defence not dozing off. It couldn't possibly fail.

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Lee Whitehead
1 Posted 26/05/2016 at 14:42:27
Well said Nick!

Cant think of anything that would get the crowd & players "up for it" more than big Dunc prowling the touchline.

Dennis Stevens
3 Posted 26/05/2016 at 15:22:16
... or could it?
Garry Corgan
4 Posted 26/05/2016 at 15:56:07
I don't buy it. It's a subject that came up often on BBC 606 last season, particularly regarding Louis Van Gaal when results weren't going their way.

If you can't instil a sense of responsibility and endeavour during a week's training, then shouting and screaming from the touchline won't do any good either.

Martinez spends most of the match in the technical area barking at players and we saw how effective that was.

Lee Mandaracas
5 Posted 26/05/2016 at 16:17:35
I have to say the one thing I will defend Martinez for is that I do believe he actually 'got it'. In my opinion he understood what was so important to us and all about our history. He steeped himself into research about the club, it's fans and what gets our juices flowing.

I believe where he fell down was in his utter incapacity to bend from his utopian belief of how football should be played. In the face of both player and fan revolt he ploughed on relentless in his optimism. You could see how he lost that as each pre match press conference and post match analysis passed, it just drained from him but the same platitudes and superlatives spilled from his lips.

Though I believe he was ultimately incapable of the job I still think he loved the club whilst here.

That aside, I am utterly with you. Big Dunc is the ultimate talisman of my 46 years on this planet. Not the most effective player in his latter years of injury and resorting to upper body tackling but him just being on the pitch was often enough. He and we need to exploit that passionate streak as much as we can

Jeff Armstrong
7 Posted 26/05/2016 at 16:57:10
He became a legend before he became a player; he never did it enough on the pitch, not enough appearances,not enough goals.

He looked passive and happy to be the BBC man (bibs, balls and cones) last season. He certainly didn't appear to be our warrior in waiting; he looked like he didn't want to rock the boat,just wanted to take his money quietly and clear the debts.

Steve Ferns
8 Posted 26/05/2016 at 17:56:29
I disagree. You don't need a drill sergeant on the touch line. It'll have a negative effect on some players.

And as for Ferguson, he never ever put in 90 minutes himself. I recall his first game as captain, where he actually did give it full gas and was everywhere from the start, scoring two or three against Bolton. Trouble was he was dead on his feet by the hour. And I think that was one time the drunk actually layed off the booze for a bit.

Patrick Murphy
9 Posted 26/05/2016 at 19:25:03
The person who takes charge of team affairs should have done 99% of his job during the days between matches and aside from reacting to situations on the pitch as they happen, he shouldn't have to do a great deal on match day.

I couldn't give a monkeys as to whether he does handstands or back-flips up and down the touchline for the entire 90 minutes or sits there staring at his TV screen, however, what I do want from the next manager and expect from any Everton manager is to have each and every member of the first team squad giving 100% towards the cause.

The cult of personality relating to managers is getting beyond a joke, they can't all be Messiahs or Pariahs depending upon the team's results. Great players make great teams, great managers get good players to perform above and beyond their natural abilities, we just have to hope that our next manager is of that ilk.

Tony Draper
10 Posted 26/05/2016 at 20:49:46
Lee @5
I do have to agree about Roberto actually understanding "The Everton", and that's why I remained loyal for so long.

Seriously, I believe that he was so intoxicated with our "School of Science", and his heart related to it. Shame that he couldn't make it happen. I can only wish him well. Learn the hard lesson Roberto, PLEASE !

As unpopular as this may be, I believe that Roberto did far more for us than his predecessor did. Roberto inspired us to stop being grateful for fuckall. Like pit ponies in the sun.

We have EVERY right to aspire to challenge not only the "Skybabies", but the finest that Europe can throw at us.

OK so Roberto was a dreamer. He was. He is. But for fucks sake, I'm NOT going back down the pit of gratitude for another 22 fuckin years.

Fuck Moyes !
Fuck Kenwright !

I want MY Everton back !

You didn't deliver the dream Roberto, but you unshackled my misery, thanks. I'll ALWAYS remember you for those sunny days, shame that they were so very, very few.

As Randall P McMurphy said "I tried, at least I tried !".

Dennis Stevens
11 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:09:12
Very well put, Tony. At least Martinez didn't set a limit to our ambitions, even if there was a limit to his ability to fulfill them.
Tony Draper
12 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:23:20
Dennis, thanks.

I think that there is a FAR bigger moment upon our Evertonian history right now.

Do we become The EVERTON !
or do we
Succumb to being
Liverpools forgotten ?

Tony Draper
13 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:23:21
Dennis, thanks.

I think that there is a FAR bigger moment upon our Evertonian history right now.

Do we become The EVERTON !
or do we
Succumb to being
Liverpools forgotten ?

Eric Myles
14 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:31:01
I do have to agree about Roberto actually understanding "The Everton",

Lee & Tony, he was just a good salesman and knew how to win fans over, just like Moyes and "The Peoples Club"

Ultimately he was stubborn to his philosophy and didn't get what we are about at all, even blaming the fans for the poor home performances .

Mark Dunford
15 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:41:59
Moyes took Everton as far as he could after rescuing us from near certain oblivion. Martinez added flair, then quickly wandered out of his depth and now we're in danger of sinking again. Big job for the next manager so it is sensible to be cautious in making an appointment, though it needs to happen before the Euro tournament.
Tony Draper
16 Posted 26/05/2016 at 21:43:20
Eric, maybe Roberto was stubborn (I believe that he was). ALL powerful leaders MUST adhere to their fundamental principles, otherwise ….... they aren't leaders.

The difference between successful and deposed leaders is...... acceptance.

Ultimately ALL leaders are brutally deposed with exceptionally few examples.
Usually with terminal consequences. "Extreme Prejudice".

Alan Bodell
17 Posted 27/05/2016 at 16:26:21
Duncan has had his chance for me, sat on his arse all season when he should have at least joined or better still shoved Martinez out of the zone and shown some passion when we were shite.
Time to go Duncan, sorry mate but no-one deserves a job when he cannot motivate his players and should have twatted Lukaku just to keep him motivated.
Don Alexander
18 Posted 27/05/2016 at 17:33:42
Ferguson has next to no coaching credentials. He was a skiver for the vast majority of his playing career too. How on earth he's thought of as some sort of Evertonian idol is perverse to me. A mate of mine who was a linesman once did a cup match at Goodison against Sunderland. We lost on penalties. He told me at the time that he'd heard Ferguson say to that other waster, Collins, that Bakayoko was gonna have to take the final (losing) spot-kick because he, Ferguson, didn't give a shit.

The two of them were laughing about it. Reading the TW report on the match saw plenty of comment on Ferguson's history as a skiver, coward, etc, etc, and sod all on his mythical qualities. The fact that we re-employed him when he decided he needed money to get by following his bankruptcy stunned me. Some idol!
John Daley
19 Posted 28/05/2016 at 03:02:39
"The fact that we re-employed him when he decided he needed money to get by following his bankruptcy stunned me"

How can you have been stunned by a sequence of events you got totally arse about face? Ferguson was declared bankrupt four years after returning to the club in a coaching capacity, not before and the role wasn't taken up, or offered, as a means to help him out of a financial hole. In fact, when he first came back to learn the ropes, working with the Academy kids and undertaking his coaching badges, it was off his own back, purely to gain experience and he did so in an unpaid capacity. Not with his cap out begging for coin.

Don Alexander
20 Posted 28/05/2016 at 14:33:16
Thanks John Daley, apologies for my error but the rest of it stands and that's why I was stunned when he was allowed to come back at all. People like him at our club define us as small-time. His reputation as a bullying skiver is well earned and I don't believe any other club would have him anywhere near.

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