The Weakest Link: Not that bad, not that good

I have a serious headache after wading through every word of that exposition, Conor, attempting to make it more presentable for our ToffeeWebbers, if not more palatable.

Also, the sideways jabs at "other articles" are just annoying. I thought I'd been tracking most of what was current on here... but I can't place some of this stuff. Which I like to do both as part of doing my job and helping other readers navigate the maze.

Any chance you or anyone else could put me straight on who and what prompted this treatise? I just don't have the energy to go searching myself, for some reason...

To be fair a more reasonable comparison should be drawn after the first 17 games of next season. At least he will have 3 of 4 of his own players in the team then. At the moment he is being asked to make an omelette without any eggs.

The only difference is that Moshiri has brought in a different calibre of Manager, than before which must be making it more difficult for those that are comfortable with the status quo. I have always wonder why Everton employed up and coming Managers on relatively high wages. It is because they can be controlled and got rid of relatively easily if they can't be.

No previous Everton Manager has spoken about the team as Ancelotti did after the last game. It will not be going down well. Colman has also broken ranks which will add to the pressure.

Zouma our best central defender? Umm... no.

Lookman "made contributions"? 4 goals in 48 games. One in the Prem.

Holgate is the "best young centre-half in the Premier League"? Not quite yet. Gomez is better. Sanchez is better. Soyuncu, despite his idiocy yesterday, is better. Holgate will get there, but he's not there yet.

Calvert-Lewin, is a "top centre-forward"? Again, not yet. He's become pretty good, but 12th in the league (10 goals behind the leader) isn't "top".

Carlo is managing Silva's players at the end of what is still Silva's season. He's just cleaning up the mess. He starts building his own program in the summer window.

FFS fellow supporters and toffewebbers instead of jumping on the mans back after a few short months in a ridiculous environment lets get behind Carlo who potentially could be more successful than Howard.

I know its frustrating and we have had to put up with this for a long time but we have to believe in something and someone.

Patience and support!!!!

Carlo has only been here a few months. I think he's great but he doesn't have a magic wand. Let him buy what he needs for a while, bring on the youngsters he likes, set the team up as he wants, and then see how the team develops. His comments after the Wolves defeat were spot on in my view so now I am waiting for him to fix it either quickly or slowly, whatever it takes.

I could join in the slagging match of Siggy, Tom D, Brands, Kenwright etc, and I do have my own dislikes in that team, but there is just no point. Carlo's view of the setup and the squad is all that matters.

I know everyone on this site is sick and tired of the word "patience", but frankly you have no choice.

I'm going to throw in a hidden variable. That is... all the above managers got a transfer window in before they completed their first 17 games, except Carlo.

If Carlo had a transfer window before the completion of his first 17 games, and free reign to spend, like Big Sam who decided on 28 years old Walcott (just before 29?) and Tosun, would Magnifico still have a similar points achievement is what I'm quietly debating with myself? I reckon it would be even better, and we'd have better players too.

When Carlo has his transfers in, I think his correlation will be more positively matching his previous management roles. That's my forecast bit, I'll put the crystal ball back in the cupboard now.

I'm really looking forward to Sept and pre-season, as you can imagine.

This unconditional support for non performing managers will be the ruin of this club.

So refreshing to see somebody honest enough to talk about the whole story rather than giving us a few carefully selected stats and telling people to deny the evidence of their own eyes.

You will have noticed that the current form tables which were so prevalent last time you posted have long since disappeared. Daft claims have been laid bare and all we have left is pug ugly football.

I think he's done a terrific job getting us mid table, let's not forget the dark dark days just seven months ago in December when we were 3rd from the bottom..

We all must get behind this manager and pray he gets it right, the underlying problem for me has been the recruitment, it's been poor, we cannot blame Ancelotti for that!!

If he can't get a decent team together for us, then we might as well pack in because I don't know who we would turn to if he left.

Brands and Silva couldn't kick Sigurdsson to the kerb. We aren't Real Madrid where you can just freeze out your best paid player. We had to use him as best we can.

I don't know if the truth will ever really emerge for what happened but if Silva does get the Valencia job, you'll see what he was trying to do here. He just needs players who listen to him, buy into his methods and invest probably. If so he'll make them better players.

The Everton players clearly don't want to work hard or to go every minute detail of the opposition, they're too good for that. Only they aren't, and now the opposite approach by Ancelotti isn't working either.

I just hope the same wankers don't down tools and force him out too, because god knows what comes next if he fails. It really doesn't bare thinking about.

"... telling people to deny the evidence of their own eyes."

Darren, typically, you're indulging in overstatement. Who have you seen say anything like that?

From whom have you seen support for Carlo that you'd consider "unconditional" or insistence that bad football is really good football? Nobody that I've noticed.

Even Conor's article, which you complimented, doesn't really reflect your totally dark view... not with phrases like "I do see hopeful signs, however, under Mr Ancelotti's stewardship" and "Carlo has made a solid if unspectacular start."

I recognize you're not hopeful. There's no need to be quite so derisive of those who are, or dismiss their arguments as dishonest.

The other point on the importance of the DoF is best illustrated by Oumar Naisse. I think he was the last signing made by an old fashioned manager. Roberto Martinez was reportedly too busy to scout him so he watched a DVD and authorised the purchase which Kenwright and Co then executed.

The DoF would have scouted Naisse, after his team had had a look, and then would have negotiated the transfer instead of Kenwright. The role of the DoF is meant to prevent another Niasse. Although we did get a Sandro.

The reason Conor said he was stepping back is because felt he was sounding like a party pooper amidst all this unwarranted praise. He was sick of being told how lucky he is.
This article is a direct response to an article which told him things are not THAT bad.

I and everyone else have been witnessing a series of complete shit shows. Football in its ugliest form. When somebody tells me its not THAT bad. they are asking me to deny the evidence of my own eyes. As far as I'm concerned. Those who tell me how lucky I am are also asking me to deny the evidence of my own eyes.

If you are looking for a post dismissing another posters views, try post 5.

Your resentment of any criticism of Ancelotti is quite apparent, but it is something you are going to have to get used to. The longer we are made to endure this anti football the more it will escalate.

Oh and Mike. If you want to hear some real derision from people who want to dismiss your argument. Try stepping over this side of the fence, you`ll get a proper look from here

Interesting take on Silva's time at the club. Did he not operate under a Director of Football regime at for example Sporting? Did he have full autonomy over signings in his previous clubs? Was for example Tom Cleverley his signing at Watford? I always thought his strength was that he would coach (read “improve”) the players he had available to him.

Ancelotti has also always worked under a director of football. It's the European way. Only in british football did the manager handle the transfers.

Yes exactly. Perhaps I was too subtle in my response but I did know that already. It's why I found your take on Silva's tenure so interesting, saying that he “played the hand he was dealt” because it implied he didn't know what he was signing up for. Thanks for confirming.

I for one would like to see as many as possible dropped from the team in favour of the younger players for the rest of the season. I don't care about the results, they don't matter now, but its time to ship up or ship out.

Comparing managers results while they are shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic is pointless. Most of the crew have already abandoned the ship, what Carlos has to do is find out who he needs to keep and who he needs to cut loose and I expect to see some crocodile tears as the door hits the behind of a procession of journeymen and inflated ego's.

A coach of his class will have a list of players for the positions he needs to build his team. The reality will be cost, availability and the desire to come. It might take a couple of years but at least we have someone who knows what they are doing.

There is hope though. Ryan Astley (18 year old CB / RB), Lewis Dobbins (LF), Tom Cannon (CF) and Tyler Onyango (CM) (all 17), all look very promising. Let's hope they get a chance to step up. Of course there's Branthwaite who we bought (Brands gets no credit on him) and Gibson on loan at Fleetwood with Callum Connolly (also getting good reviews as a converted CB).

Nor did Conor ever say he was "sick of being told how lucky he is" or anything resembling that. You made that up. What he said was that he strongly disagreed with the "We are lucky to have him" sentiment. Called it "devoid of substance." That's a strong statement that stands on its own. There's no need for you to exaggerate it.

I don't have the slightest "resentment" about your criticism of Carlo. That's the kind of overstatement I'm talking about. Disagreement isn't resentment. Disagreement isn't dishonesty. Disagreement isn't telling you to ignore your own eyes. It's just disagreement.

My take on the season is that we have not had access to any players who can provide the traditional no6 and no8 qualities that we need to protect the back 4 and provide that steel, guile, and movement to enable and empower the 4 remaining players that would be left, right and in front of them. The only player who has looked remotely comfortable at no6 is Holgate, for what 90 odd minutes, and without that comfort a no8 from the existing ranks will never flourish and the players around them will never feel enough trust to express themselves going forward.

I don't know what circumstances persuaded the board to allow Gueye, who we rescued from relegation, to “persue his dream move' to PSG for 㿊mill with, was it 2 years contract left, but that decision continues to cost us many times that figure due to the inability and bad luck to get a run of games out of the players, Delph and Gbamin, brought in to replace him.

I don't doubt that these two are desperate to play and are sorely missed due to constant injury but for me Delph has not been able to plug that hole in his cameos and Gbamin wasn't all that in the glimpses seen even before a series of injuries that would see most players tumble down the leagues.

I am happy with Carlo and would like him as a manager to be given the scope and funds to make his mark. I'm hoping for a new normal that sees us challenging from next season onwards. The difference between him and the previous 4 managers is that he is a serial winner, not a flash in the pan, suicidal defence player, or the Anti football Bear Grylls type we have been served up recently. This is truly the last throw of the dice, we need him to make this work.

I get it too that the Premier League is unforgiving, Branthwaite found that out in his first 5 minutes on the pitch. But it's about attitude as well.

Carlos was right to condemn that performance and if players don't like it they can go and should go. We all have a choice in life, accept criticism when it's due or think we are better and walk. No-one can say that criticism was not rightly due after that performance.

It's a shame as you say we haven't got a second-team with players anywhere good enough, but that's for another thread...

I applauded the article because it was in direct response to the claims made in a recent article – one I vehemently disagreed with.

Conor and I have similar views about Ancelotti; that doesn't mean they are identical. I applaud the fact that he came back to express his doubts. I applaud the fact that he is not simply rowing with the majority.

Just for the record, I have not criticised Ancelotti for being a failure – I never for one minute thought he could be a success. What I do criticise is his total disregard for entertainment.

You or anybody else are perfectly at liberty to applaud this shit we are being served up. Knock yourselves out. Just don't expect me to offer anything other than total condemnation of it.

As for Conor's comment, I think I understated it. If he decides to come back, maybe he will clear it up. Maybe he will tell us whether he resents being told he should be grateful or not.

The same emphasis on possession football also pervades the minds of our midfield with its equally brain dead slow moving square passing.

When we eventually get the ball up to our strikers surprise surprise the opposition defenders have covered all avenues to goal.

The second and equally important problem is, our slow build-up relies on defenders to be out of position thus leaving acres of space in our own half for opponents to exploit with rapid counter-attacks. Carlo has had long enough (5 months) in which to identify and devise a game plan that suits his players' strengths and weaknesses yet he has failed in that respect.

I am of course only speaking of the current situation. The future may provide its own problems and solutions but I want Carlo to deal with today's.

I saw an interview with Michael Caine (M Caine is an anagram of Cinema – not a lot of people know that!) where he was asked about the common notion that most actors were difficult if they didn't get their own way.

His response was that the actors who had talent and were at the top of their game, were not usually given to throwing their toys out of the pram or making lots of unreasonable demands or treating fellow actors or crew members with a lack of respect. Rather, it was those actors who believed that they were better than they actually were who caused the biggest problems.

I sense a few of our players are of the belief that they are better than we know they are.

Hopefully he will succeed on the pitch and show how really lucky we are.

The last 2 games he has complained vehemently that the players need to get the ball forward more quickly.

This style of passing sideways and backwards is the players not taking responsibility and taking the easy way out by passing it backwards and forwards and going nowhere.

Carlo stressed when he first came that there was no point passing for passing sake that every pass had to have a purpose and the purpose was to score goals.

Allardyce left Silva a dogs breakfast...and many of the same players (plus one or two more?) another year older and past their use by date.

Silva left Ancelotti a dogs breakfast...and etc,etc.

Add in all the poor transfers in / usual suspects...and there are how many? 8, 10?

Ancelotti has done well to get them where they are from a very low base.

Brands and the whole Director of Football thing, may, in the end, be part of the solution. But at the moment he's part of the problem.

Where is the captain who sees it going wrong on the pitch and tells the players to change or help?

The sheer lack of professionalism, makes this lot as bad as those at Chelsea who downed tools the other season.

Post game, I was wracking my brain to think of a worse Everton performance, in truth I cannot think of one. And I can think of many. As The Guardian said in the match report, that was the worst performance of the season by any team in the entire Premier League.

Let that sink in for a minute.

Carlo is angry and states it's unacceptable but I hope he tears the team and every individual a new one, because, if not, I believe if he hasn't already thrown out any plan that includes some of the players going forward, he will with another performance like that.

Ref Wolves, it was odds on that they would win by a minimum of 3 goals, though.

What is not understandable is the "Carlo needs to go" group. FFS, we have to give the manager a chance. None of the previous few have been able to get the current player group working consistently well together. If Duncan had a few more games, it would have gone the same way.

Repeating what I've said many times, there has to be a bad egg (or eggs) undermining this club (player group?) and somebody needs to have the strength of mind and will to investigate who it is (they are) and get rid, whatever the financial cost. Otherwis,e the slow decline to the bottom will continue.

The role of Brands and his scouts has been a disaster so far. Why he hasn't been replaced is a just another indictment of how badly run this club is and it's little wonder why we have no identity left. We have to hire the right people for player recruitment or we will never move forward.

Steve — how do you know that Silva was not involved in all our signings?

And your comment ‘Will the truth ever come out about Silva' — What truth? That he wasn't good enough?

And your comments about Valencia, what are you on about?

Isn't Brands calling himself the architect? Not the administrator?

He must be scouting and looking at players, and signing them, like Moise Kean?

Please help me understand..

It was a set of circumstances that fell in our favour, that he happened to be free as we required a coach. Had the timing been different, he would most likely have gone to a European side in the Champions League. We are therefore lucky to have him.

When Silva left, I, and I think most Evertonians, would have considered 11th a perfectly acceptable end to the season. He has brought in zero players and has galvanised our Premier League status.

Let's judge him after he has had a couple of windows and a preseason to bed in a few new faces. This group of players has let successive managers down. We are slowly weeding-out those resting on the laurels but we have recruited quite badly in recent years and we are simply stuck with some of these misfits.

So Carlo needs to work with what he has- but he did state recently that he can improve his players 100%.

We shall see.

If you roll back 25 years, yes there were bad teams (we had some of them) but that was because we didn't have bucket loads of cash to spend, we just had limited players.

Those limited players, however, all knew their jobs and they all worked their bollocks off in the blue shirt; they weren't over coached they were just played to their strengths and told to maximize it by hard work.

My take is that you don't need three years to find a team with a bit of shape, a bit of pattern and a bit of hunger or desire.

Southampton lost a game 9-0 in November yet look at the hunger and desire they are playing with now, not to mention a very positive attacking style; have they signed any superstars since November?

It didn't take Ralph Hassenhutl 3 years to completely rejig the mess and create a playing identity for that club.

Sheffield United are basically us under David Moyes, a team that all know their jobs and work their socks off for the manager and have self-pride. Burnley ditto.

We are always looking to make excuse after excuse and try to buy time by blaming the previous manager.

How many international footballers do we start each game with?

Why can't the manager put a team of internationals out on the pitch that can play to a shape?

Why can't he put a team out that encourages players to attack in droves? Again, look at Southampton: Jesus, if they can attack with confidence and numbers why can't Everton?

Can our manager motivate them?
Clearly we have a group of players that need motivational powers from a manager but if he's not doing that then the question needs asking why?

I go back to that Chelsea game Duncan Ferguson had, that was what motivation should look like, but we haven't seen it on offer since then.

I don't want to start criticism of Ancelotti because the man has been there and won everything but that's partly my biggest concern right now. He's been at clubs where it's almost been impossible to fail.

This concerns me whether he was just the right man but at the wrong time for both him in his career and for us the mess we are in.

I feel that what Everton need more than anything now is to start playing football without being overloaded with tactical data.

It can be done much quicker than 3years and without loads of signings – as clubs sitting around us in the Premier League have shown.

It is not all about money – we have learnt that painful lesson. Tens and tens and tens of millions spent on players who have failed dismally.

I think Ancelotti is an honourable man and will do what he can to revive our fortunes. Previous managers have either been here for the money (Koeman & Allardyce) or have ended up out of their depth and mentally crumbled (Silva & Martinez). I don't think Carlo comes into either category.

The risk is his management and coaching style is out of date and like Mourinho he's Yesterday's Man – we have the transfer window and next season to find out. As a minimum, let's hope we'll have some new players and some proper football to look forward to.

Mike @5 – yes Silva never got his own squad either. I'm a bit confused by your logic then Mike. We were managed by a buffoon who had done ok that year but the only player of note he lost was Gueye. Carlo then has inherited three really talented players which you would agree with (if not elite level) on top of all those players you were jumping for joy when Brands signed last summer and constantly promote yet our World Class Manager can't seem to get a tune out of?

Jason@11 – great point though you may have spoilt it by using Tosun and Walcott as a positive for Sam.

Darren @34 – I think you have a sharper insight into my thoughts than most due to your unique experiences on here and previous communication of those feelings. Prior to the Leicester game critique of the manager felt like I was suggesting to a mother her baby was ugly and I felt I was crushing the optimism I so enjoyed in Martinez first season which I don't want to do.

Eddie@46 – I don't feel it is fair to say we are lucky, even if it proves a coup. Carlo wanted to manage in the Premier League and his preference Arsenal not only didn't go for him they didn't even want to TALK with him. Unless we are so low you consider West Ham and Newcastle as better alternatives as he had just failed at a second tier club in Italy.

Jim @47 – I disagree with comparisons between Sheffield United and Moyes Everton, they are the complete opposite. Even when they faced Utd at Old Trafford and got stuffed they kept taking them on. The pundits would class this as suicidal but Wilder's bravery will ensure they more three points than one and is why they aren't facing a relegation battle where they possibly should be. I do agree with you about Southampton and the difference in players like Redmond and Ward-Prowse than under Hughes.

Thanks Christy and others, yes the 'Goodbye' came with a wink and was a play on the title. I will, all being well, continue reposting when this upcoming season starts and will hopefully be a little more positive after a brilliant window from Brands.

See you next season, but I bet you'll be back before then.

Usually managers are given a bit of time and a transfer window or to before the knives come out. One of the cries of some supporters at times is "Why doesnt he play the kids?" Well Branthwaite, Gordon are 2 that come to mind and he has stuck with Calvert-Lewin and Davies.

Someone mentioned how the Southampton manager has turned things round since their 9-0 drubbing by Leicester and he has... the difference is, had he managed Everton to a 9-0 loss, I can only imagine what the majority on T/W would have said. And it wouldn't be "Let's stick with this manager"...

He is also not chained by the dogma and rigidity that did for Martinez and Silva (young coaches with the fervent belief in their philosophy and inability to see what is right in front of them). Nor the dogma and rigidity of Allardyce, whose refusal to play progressive football has stank out the premier league for decades. He is flexible and I like that.

I know it is hard after 30 years of watching losers to adapt ourselves to the idea that we have hired a top manager; after so many disappointments it might feel more comfortable to argue that he is not a winner, no longer a winner, or cannot be a winner with Everton. All of these sentiments are understandable and no-one can guarantee he will succeed; it took Klopp four years to rebuild his team.

But, perhaps we should at least allow him to conduct a preseason and actually sign a player before we properly assess him? I think he has probably earned that given he has won more as an individual than we have as a club in the last 40 years.

Ancelotti didn't have to take a job right away, and had he waited other big jobs would have been on offer to him. I don't know where you get your information about whether Arsenal wanted to talk to him but such stuff is usually hearsay. Anyway, I couldn't give a fig whether they wanted to talk to him or not.

If we had Arteta (as many were hoping), we would have had plenty of moaning and groaning as our lads struggled to play the possession football that did for Silva.

Sheffield Utd and Burnley, as well as Southampton, went through sticky patches this season, so perhaps this is Carlo's sticky patch?

But yes, it can be done – but only if the players themselves, like it seems at Southampton, 'buy into it' and pull out the finger.

Ours don't / won't / can't, sometimes it seems, all three.

I don't do these meaningless stats, which are often bent all ways to suit the perpetrator of them. I like using my eyes and noticing the things that 'can't be measured'.

We are awful to watch. No spark, no zip, no-one with the authority to pull the team out of its torpor. That won't change with these players. It may change with the right additions.

Nothing will change till we have some stability and our recruitment improves. Let's buy players with character. You can't 'measure' it, but you can see it. Klopp does. Wilder does. Let's buy players who don't need to be next to players we haven't got to look good. Let's buy players knowing what we're going to do with them (Bernard?, Iwobi?). Let's buy players who can make an impact right now, rather than this 'he'll be good in a few years' nonsense.

When we first got Carlo, my hope was that it might force the people in charge of the club to do their business properly. If they don't take this guy seriously, etc, etc.

So forgive me for taking a step away from this 'he's a fraud/ we're lucky' bollocks, because what matters this summer is that we sell the peripheral players we can get a fee for and buy a keeper & centre back with authority. More importantly, we bring in two central midfielders with energy, the ability to tackle, take the game to the opposition and enter the other penalty box with purpose. They don't need to be expensive, they don't need to be pretty, they need to be effective.

That's what we need to do, whoever the manager is. We can get fees for Pickford, Mina, Bernard, Iwobi, Gomes and replace them with better.

If we start next season with this squad, we'll be mid-table and very, very bored. I don't think Carlo's come here to manage this squad.

I agree with most of what you say, and I know we have been asked as fans on numerous occassions to be patient, and then having been patient it still isn't successful. But I don't see any alternative but to allow Ancelotti to try and build a side that we can all be proud of. But I do worry reading the post by Paul the Esk, that because of the impact of Covid 19 we may be struggling to give Ancelotti the budget he needs. This team needs major surgery and that costs money, and maybe the board may have a choice to either delay building the new stadium for a year or two and give Ancelotti the funds he needs, or go ahead with the stadium and risk Ancelotti walking if he doesnt get the backing he has been promised.

I think if that is the question that the board have to grapple with, and if its a straight choice between delay the stadium or give Ancelotti the funds, for me it has to be give Ancelotti the money and delay the stadium. No use having a nice new stadium when playing in the Championship.

We need to be bold, clever & canny (and lucky?!) right now.

If we're close to the FFP limit, instead of pretending we can get big money right now for Siggy, Sandro, Tosun, etc, let's think about who we can sell & not miss and what we specifically need. If we sold all the players I mentioned in my previous post, I wouldn't lose any sleep and we'd have a kitty to put towards what we need.

For example, if anyone offered £25m for Pickford, I'd bite their hands off and speak with Forster at Southampton. A tall, imposing, reliable keeper who's just had another good season at Celtic, who want him but can't/won't pay his wages.

I agree about Carlo identifying which players he is quite happy to sell, as he doesnt see any part for them going forward. But identifying who is surplus to requirements and actually getting a fee for them might prove to be the biggest sticking point. Also some of the players we would like to get rid of still have a number of years to run on their present contracts, so its more likely that just to get them out of the club we have to send them on loan were we pick up most of the tab for their salaries. As none of these players will go anywhere in a hurry if it means they will get less than if they stayed here.
So I fear that rather than selling these players to bolster our transfer kitty, we will end up not creating any extra income. The only way we will get extra revenue is by selling our better players ie Richarlison, Holgate and a couple of others, and I couldnt see Ancelotti going along with that idea. As for selling Pickford for £25 million, only top 6 clubs would pay that and they are the only clubs who could afford his wages. Rumour has it that Chelsea might be interested, I think Lamphard has got more about him than be buying Pickford, and all the other top 6 teams have better keepers than Pickford.

It further amuses me when said poster clearly continues to rubber neck at the site they claim to be turning away from.

You have to giggle when such posters break their own stated intentions and post within a week of their declaration, or even within 24 hours in the most insincere cases.

Sorry, but the Drama Queen posturing, the back-of-the-hand-to-the-furrowed-brow swooning and exiting stage right doesn't get much sympathy from me.

As for Conor's post, it can be summed up thus:

A moving metric such as a football league table and an associated form table, with every game played, won, drawn or lost...moves.

Profound.

State you are taking a break from the field of play and the self proclaimed ruling body seem to think they can prohibited you from watching the game.

When a poster says he is taking a break from posting it strikes me as kind of cowardly when another poster thinks that entitles him to take free shots. A bit like a boxer throwing his best shots as an opponent leaves the ring, only to beat his own hasty retreat when he steps back into it.

Moral ? if somebody says they are taking a break. Let them go.

Conor

Stand your ground Mate. There are people on here who would like nothing better than to have their post go unchallenged

You did.

Jay, you seem to take issue with everything at the moment, you OK hun? PM me babe.

You shouldn't out yourself like that.

People will talk.

Love you!

"...all those players you were jumping for joy when Brands signed last summer and constantly promote..."

Either you've got me mixed up with somebody else or you're deliberately promoting pure crapola.

Last summer we signed Iwobi, Kean, Delph, Lössl and Gbamin, plus Gomes's loan-turned-signing and the Sidibé loan. I wasn't "jumping for joy" about ANY of those. I was pretty happy about Kean, reasonably pleased with Sidibe, neutral on most of the rest and slightly disappointed about Iwobi.

I have "constantly promoted" none of them, merely expressed hope Kean might get more opportunities and pointed out that Sidibé is better at some aspects of the game than he is credited for. I have also been pretty damned critical of Gomes, Delph, Iwobi and even Sidibé at times on the Live Forum.

I don't appreciate people putting words in my mouth, especially BS words.

- Kean: really excited.

- Gbamin: really pleased.

- Sidibé: pleased that it was a loan. But good pedigree.

- Delph: modest priced experienced cover.

- Lössl: couldn't care less.

- Iwobi: weird signing but then maybe good, just never saw it coming. Wasn't what we needed. Seemed expensive too. But open-minded.

- centre half: none? Maybe Mina could step up and replace Zouma. Gbamin could play centre-half if needs be...

It all fell apart with the injury to Gbamin.

Maybe getting Allan in will steady the ship. Maghaeles too.

I keep telling myself this and reminding myself that Ancelotti is a good manager...