Reasons to be Cheerful, one, two, three
By Derek Thomas 26/04/2020
As its all getting a bit heavy on the Business as Usual thread, just remember, 'He (or she) ain't heavy - He's my brother'...
So, with that in mind, and much inspiration from a nice New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc, The Singleton Whisky and Ian Drury, let's have some reasons to be cheerful.
Mr Drury and others set out some couplets below as a guide to form and content, eg, one or two lines on almost anything, with rhymes as a bonus but not compulsory.
Reasons to be cheerful, one, two, three.
Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly,
Good golly, Miss Molly and boats.
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet,
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats.
Eighteen-wheeler Scammells, Dominica camels,
All the other mammals, plus equal votes.
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willie,
Being rather silly, and porridge oats.
A bit of 'grin and bear it', a bit of 'come and share it',
You're welcome — we can spare it; yellow socks.
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty,
Going on forty no electric shocks.
The juice of a carrot, the smile of a parrot,
A little drop of claret, anything that rocks.
Elvis and Scotty, the days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on a potty, curing smallpox.
Reasons to be cheerful, one, two, three.
Health service glasses, gigolos and brasses,
Round or skinny bottoms.
Take your mum to Paris, lighting up a chalice
Wee Willie Harris...
New Reasons to be cheerful, one, two, three.
Talking as a quorum on the ToffeeWeb live forum
Damn that social distance at the wife's insistence.
Andy Capp and Florrie, even watching Corrie.
Listening to music, turn it up quite loud.
Simpson, Galton's Hancock, walking around Bangkok.
Wishing you'd been at Woodstock. The Supermarket's got stock.
Reasons to be cheerful, one, two, three...
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Posted
26/04/2020 at
13:08:37
Ok Derek
I'll play (with profound apologies)
Singing in the shower
With Emmy Lou and Robin Trower
What about Paul Power
And Wyatt Earp
Vernon Young And Stevens
Vodka in the evening
Tricky Trevor Steven
Boris is a twerp
Merseybeat and sixties swinging
Carragher is minging
Cooders guitar stinging
And Davy Graham
Chimes of Freedom ringing
Prine and Bonnie singing
Little Richard blinging
And Penny Lane
The Band and Bobby Dylan
John Lees Boogie Chillen
Clive Thomas was a villain
Gerrard is a berk.
Harvey Ball and Kendall
Crowd going mental
The vandal took the handle
So the pump don't work
Drinking nice Rioja
Alcaraz a shocker
A plane called a Fokker
And Freda Payne
Rita Webb and Otis
Even Denis Lotis
Wanker now the POTUS
And Arnold Layne
Reasons to be cheerful (and fearful 123!)
Posted
26/04/2020 at
00:10:34
After some cooking eating and drinking some nice red wine, a bit more rambling.
Reasons to be cheerful:
The Pier Head
The Grateful Dead
And Ray Charles
Tell me what'd I Say
Peter Sellers, Chatterleys Mellors
And Buddy Holly
Not Fade away
Mustang Sally,Down in the Valley
Sneaking Sally through the Alley
And Tony Kay
Nothing but the Best
Labone and West
Maurice Williams Won't you stay
Van the Man and Steely Dan
It Stoned Me, BadSneakers and Doctor Wu
Late night thinking
Late night drinking
Late night curries
I love you
Harry Catterick
Fred Pickering hat trick
Robert Wyatt John Hiatt
The Mardi Gras
Blacklers Grotto
Playing Lotto
Getting blotto
In the American Bar
Posted
27/04/2020 at
01:46:34
Well done Chris. All together now - Reasons to be Cheerful, 1, 2, 3.
Posted
27/04/2020 at
07:35:36
Curly, Moe and Larry, my dreams of Debbie Harry. The Fountains Abbey.
The cartoons of Bill Tidy, Arteta getting snidey and Cahills corner flag.
Archie Leitch's gable, when we topped the table, Ball quite able to see the rs off.
A Pound, a pence, a shilling, the scouse girls that were willing. The 'last orders' bell.
Window cleaners ladders, square clocks on the Gwladys, Brian and Jimmy Harris.
Pete Best out, then Ringo, your Nana at the Bingo. The 500 bus.
Reasons to be cheerful, 1, 2, 3.
Posted
27/04/2020 at
08:24:41
Cheers Derek,
It's a good idea, this and good fun too. Got the little grey cells going for a change.
Posted
27/04/2020 at
17:23:37
One last go Derek, seeing as how we've got this to ourselves!
Reasons to be cheerful 123
Boat across to Calais
The Monte Carlo Rally
Bottles of Aunt Sally
And bannymugs
My dad calls me soft lad
Get Scouse Git of my mates dad
Get your hair cut sharpish
Wash behind your lugs
Cherie's dad, Alf Garnett
Frayed jeans, dodgy Barnet
Valderma, spots and blackheads
And NHS specs
Chelsea boots, combat jackets,
Ban the Bomb barbers ‘packets'
Playing footy, Stanley Park
My mates torn kecks
Micky Lill and Tommy Ring
Shirley, Moggsy, Johnny King
Wembley 66
And a dream come true
Me and Woolly, Neil Shenton
Eddie Cochran and Brook Benton
Hoochie Coochie, Muddy Waters
Dions Runaround Sue
Johnny Winter,Jimi Hendrix
Going to the Bendix
Bagful of washing
Going round and round
Rory, Peter Green
Being deafened by Cream
The latest stuff on Caroline
All the best sounds
Peter Green on the Kursaal
Dr. Who playing Worzel
Southend and London 67
The summer of love
Smoking like a chimney
Byrd's The Bells Of Rhymney
Wild Mountain Thyme
All You Need is Love
Gram Parsons and Gene Clark
Smoking weed in the park
Sweet Soul Music
And Dock of the Bay
King Curtis, Wilson Pickett
Fairport, Jansch, playing cricket
Holy Trinity, Royle, Husband
Alan Whittle won the day.
Reasons to be cheerful 123
Great fun Derek, cheers mate
Posted
27/04/2020 at
17:35:37
Fabulous all. A great deal of my favourite musicians in there. You are all a very educated musical lot. A ToffeeWeb Box Set of all this wouldn't go amiss!!!
Posted
27/04/2020 at
17:59:42
Cheers Chris,
Welcome to the party. Good fun, and uplifting too.
Posted
27/04/2020 at
18:12:43
Was this the Ian Dury song with the fabulous line 'Stafford Cripps and Walnut Whips'?
Here's my Reasons to be Cheerful
Staying at home
Been weeks since I've flown
Walks on the beach
Trump talking bleach
Bottles of Shiraz
Watching old matches
Swearing at Thomas
The king of referee bollocks
Drinking Innes & Gunn
Then less work's done
My work just as personal
Since converting it to virtual
Posted
27/04/2020 at
18:36:07
Yup, Paul,
Ian Dury
And now the Knobheads!
Posted
28/04/2020 at
00:26:45
Not having piles, walking two miles, granddaughter's smiles
Peaky Blinders Polly, Good Golly Miss Molly, Pendelton;s ice lolly.
Bright blue skies, Christmas mince pies, seagulls cries.
Snuggle in the eiderdown, coming out of lockdown, when you had half a crown.
Reasons to be cheerful, 1 2, 3.
Posted
02/05/2020 at
10:10:33
Derek (11) - what could be nicer than a Pendleton's Twicer?
Posted
02/05/2020 at
14:05:54
Oh sod it! I'm bored
Reasons to be cheerful 1, 2, 3
Frodo, Samwise
Hot meat pies
Tangerine Skies
And John Ford
Nathan Brittles
Slap and Tickle
Cheese and Pickle
My Sweet Lord
Grapes of Wrath
To Have and Have Not
Orson Welles
And Citizen Kane
James Dean
The Soft Machine
Michael Keane
And Mary Jane
Alex Parker
An Otter called Tarka
A Nice Warm Parka
The Magic Clock
Mikel and Tim
Jungle Jim
Memphis Slim
Bramley-Moore Dock
Sauron and Sméagol
The Bow-Legged Beagle
Reading the Eagle
Bangers and Mash
Camping in the lakes
Nice rare steaks
The Mississippi Sheikhs
On the lash
Lego and Meccano
Glasses from Murano
Boy Sopranos
Chop suey rolls
Lake Pontchartrain
Downtown Train
Love in Vain
Sandy's own goal
Drinking in the Crown
The Moon is Down
Dirty Old Town
And Jailhouse Rock
Blue Jay Way
And Brother Ray
Why Don't You Stay
A nice cold hock.
Posted
02/05/2020 at
23:31:07
Thanks for the laughs, lads!!
Keep 'em coming! I'm no good at this creative stuff but I'll gladly join for the laughs!!
Posted
03/05/2020 at
01:38:56
The golfer Sam Snead, Mike Tyson's weed, that's all we need.
Dan Dare and Digby, Elenor Rigby, Sammy Lee's a pygmy.
Larry Niven's Ring World, I'll see you in the next world. Don't. Be. Late.
Single Malt Whisky, feeling rather frisky, its all getting risky.
Reasons to be cheerful, 1, 2, 3.
Posted
03/05/2020 at
12:08:23
Reasons to be cheerful 123
Warren Zevon
Rick and Levon
Gary Stevens
Watership Down
Mary Black
Hit the Road Jack
South side Johnny
Jackson Browne
Round the Horne, The Goons
Moon the Loon
Martin Dobson
Wolfman Jack
Buffalo Bill
Can't Buy a Thrill
Drinking in the Phil
And in the Cracke
Gomez and Lurch
Walton Church
Mavis Staples
Etta James
Jackie Leven
Odds and Evens
Ramon Wilson
The Famous Flames
The Glimmer Twins
Wheely bins
Venial sins
And James Brown
Bobby Collins
Sonny Rollins
Bootsy Collins
Thomas Crown
Scott Fitzgerald
The Daily Herald
Evening Express
Rory Storm
King size Taylor
Norman Mailer
Horace Yates
And Rip Torn
Doctor John
And Cornish scones
Allen Toussaint
Southern Nights
Christy Moore
Elvis, Doors
First time Howard
We hit the heights
Skiffle, Lonnie
Stevie and Ronnie
The OPB
The Golden Bough
Joni, Coyote
Don Quixote
Reason to Believe
All Over Now
Posted
16/05/2020 at
09:55:47
Ray and Jackie Wilson
Lennon, Harry Nilsson
Christmas casey
Vodka and lime
Dylan Thomas,Brendan Behan
Jet Harris Tony Meehan
Art Deco and Nouveau
Burning Times
The Wizard and the Beano
Ram jam Band and Geno
The Footy Echo
Walton Hall Park
Graham Sharp and Inchy
Leonardo da Vinci
Bob Wooler,the Cavern
The Navy Lark
Cy Tuckers Friars
Billy's Weekly Liar
Bill Tidy
Blood on the Tracks
Michael Foot and Harold
Sedaka and Oh Carol
Zydeco and Cajun
Muscle Shoals and Stax
Dave Swarbrick Paul Simon
Ricky Nelson,Frankie Lyman
Hitting the Pieman
In row Z
Brian and Jimmy Harris
Jewell and Warris
Stella Maris
Baking bread
Barry Steve And Tony
Bony Morony
Dylan's New Pony
Don McClean
Dan Dare And Digby
Eleanor Rigby
Trigger and Roy Rogers
The Rock Machine
James Burton Scottie Moore
Horace Batchelor Infradraw
Wembley miss by Ashley
Bonfire Night
Psycho and the Rat
Year of the Cat
Born to Run
Time is Tight
County Road And Scotty
Hans And Lottie
St Francis de Sales
Richard Briers
Tom Joad, Jim Casey
Smut at the Jacey
Cagney and Lacey
Johnny Myers
Joe Friday
Jacky and Bridie
Gregson Well
Davys on the Ball
Cyril Davies, Duster Bennet
Mr Pastry, Stan Stennet
Royal Blue Mersey
Bless them all
TJ Hughes
January queues
Reynolds News
The Cast Iron Shore
Otterspool Prom
Herbert Lom
Uncle Tom
The Iron Door
Bob Cherry
Pippin and Merry
Bottle of sterry
St George's Hall
Iron in the Soul
Toad in the hole
Rock and Roll Trolls
Lou Rawles
O'Raffertys Pig
An Irish Jig
Grossman's gig
The Bon Marche
Bluebottle and Eccles
Girls with freckles
Jennifer Eccles
Collars with starch
Ry Cooder And Mavis
Ray and Dave Davies
Sunday dinner
Johnnys Wembley barge
Rigsby and his lodgers
The Artful Dodger
Beat the clock
I'm in charge
Fritz Spiegel
Anna Neagle
Is that legal
Bayco bricks
Grand Coulee Dam
Vigilante Man
Barry's Uncle Stan
Number 6
Milligan, Puckoon
Landing on the Moon
Name that Tune
Drinking in the Mons
Playing for the school
Playing the fool
Acting like a tool
Ritchie and the Fonz
Goals on blank walls
And Frido balls
Hans Road Walton
Mum and Dad
Goodison Park
Lighting up the dark
Stanley Park boat lake
Make me glad
Posted
02/06/2020 at
13:00:06
Clive McPhatter
Having a natter
The Range Rider
And Dick West
Acker Bilk
Farting through silk
Ice cold milk
The Throstles Nest
Bill Graham presents
Camping in tents
Fasting in Lent
Cook and Moore
Dan Leno
Wigan Casino
Frank and Dino
Nateley's whore
Sauron's Ring
The Emperor Ming
Bob Hope and Bing
Gandalf's staff
Valentine Dyall
Denver Pyle
Having some style
Ray's A Laugh
Python and The Goodies
Woody and Huddie
Swimming in the nuddy
Bacon and beans
Neil Innes
Pint of Guinness
Roy Thinnes
Eat your greens
Going on a date
Playing with your mates
Bullens Road gates
Use them as a goal
Family do's
Watching the Blues
Unobstructed views
Bob the Pole
Fiend Without A Face
The Thing From Outer Space
The Great Race
Bonnie And Clyde
Boozy Lunch
Playing a hunch
Beat Me To The Punch
Mothers Pride
Playing shots in
Bloodnok and Min
Beer in a tin
One of the blokes
Chambers Brothers
Tommy Smothers
Zappa and The Mothers
Drawn out jokes
Grown up sons
Hot cross buns
Here Comes The Sun
The National Course
Bill Hicks
Hot licks
Tom Mix
Nice mint sauce
The Mardi Gras
The mini car
The Union bar
The Blessed Sac
The Manx Maid
Getting paid
Christie and Sinead
Uncle Mac
Getting in the ale
JJ Cale
Dick Dale
Mel Torme
Going to Reece's
Ironing sharp creases
Five Easy Pieces
Edie Gorme
The Villa Marina
Pictures of Sabrina
Bald Headed Lena
On the pull
Christmas shopping
Going out bopping
Going out copping
Jethro Tull
Dockers Umbrella
Cave dwellers
Joseph Heller
Crackling on pork
Texas John Brim
Brothers Grimm
The River Hymn
Have a nice talk
Lock and Laker
Song of a Baker
Giver not a taker
Sunday tea
RockingChair
Scarborough Fair
Harold McNair
The Cruel Sea
Rubber Soul
Dave Grohl
A Latchford goal
A Thomas cross
Dean and Lawton
Long Tall and Short'un
Beach at Moreton
Kate Moss
Peppermint Twist
Getting slightly pissed
Getting slightly kissed
Jerry Lee
Drinking in the Triton
Going to New Brighton
The Admiral Crichton
Lemon Tree.
Posted
27/07/2020 at
13:07:13
Ben My Chree
Bunking in free
Swimming in the sea
The Black Bull
Jumping on the tram
Fritters made of spam
Emmy Lou And Gram
Jethro Tull
One hand clapping
Christmas wrapping
Afternoon napping
Standing at the back
Holidays at Rhyl
Prizeday At The Phil
Money in the till
Paint It Black
Alma Cohan
Jimmy Logan
Terry Wogan
Cammel Laird
Ian Durie
Billy Fury
Working in a brewery
Thora Herd
The Chantays
The Banks and Braes
Thank you For The Days
Hoola Hoops
Uncle Monty
Carlo Ponti
Richard Conte
Packet soups
Helen Shapiro
Emperor Nero
Liverpool zero
Burke's Law
Gil Favor
Rod Laver
Drop of Glayva
The Green Door
Obi Wan And Yoda
Driving a Skoda
Ice cream soda
Johnny Todd
Tootie Fruity
Oh What A Beauty
Shake your booty
Alex God
Squire Trelawney
Cyril Tawney
Cod Mornay
Tony Rome
Cornish Pasties
Mille Grazie
Illinois Nazis
Going Home
A mission from God
Ken Dodd
Dressed like a Mod
Marge Proops
Bootsy and Snudge
Vanilla Fudge
Bearing no grudge
Shop Shoop
Potato Gratin
Going to Prestatyn
South side with the Satins
And the Ashbury Jukes
Ronnie Spector
Hannibal Lector
Malingering Hector
No Nukes
Sha Na Na
Thank Your Lucky Stars
Z Cars
Sylvester McCoy
George Melly
Satire on the telly
Strawberry jelly
Oh Boy
Faulkner Square
Bobby Bare
Fair shares
Ivor Cuttler
Mr Tibbs
Barbecue ribs
First dibs
Woosters Butler
Aigburth Vale
The Holy Grail
Beatles For Sale
Silver Dagger
Sugar In My Bowl
Barry Hole
Old King Cole
Dean Jagger
Captains Log
Noggin The Nog
Matts Hot Dogs
In Place of Strife
National Steel
Ray Veall
Fred Neil
In My Life
Hole in Ye Wall
Ray McFall
Curly Alan Ball
Yozzer Hughes
Off at Edge Hill
Judy Sill
Silky skill
Paying your dues
Fats Waller
Lieber and Stoller
Hickory Holler
John Gregson
Cathy's Clown
I'm Down
Sandy Brown
Gary Megson
Swiss Maid
Torn And Frayed
Debts paid
My Sweet Lord
Lefty Wilbury
Trips to Hilbre
Sailing from Tilbury
The Lost Chord
The Long Riders
The Hillsiders
Bitter with cider
Mike Trebilcock
Sandhills Station
Rainbow Nation
The Creation
Albert Dock
Derek Temple
Anouska Hempel
Andrew Semple
Laxey Wheel
A Touch of Class
Midnight Mass
The Parting Glass
Reunion meal
Dublin Packet
Beatle Jacket
Making a racket
MARIO Lanza
Away In A Manger
Percy Grainger
Getting on with strangers
Sancho Panza
Higher and Higher
Billy Liar
Barry Cryer
Solomon Burke
Pomus and Schuman
Redford and Newman
Freddy Trueman
Cool Jerk
Popeye The Sailer
Bunny Wailer
Clapton and Layla
Peter Ling
Ben Stokes
That's All Folks
Crafty tokes
Goffin and King
Crescent City
Summer In The City
Town Without Pity
Bobby Bland
Mondo Cane
Sausage sarnie
Reg Varney
Listen To The Band
Bob Hite
Time Is Tight
Light Flight
Tom Paley
Blind Owl
Rodney Crowell
Kieran Dowell?
John Bailey
Arthur Haynes
Leighton Baines
Seaman Staines
Terence Stamp
Just One Look
Off The Hook
Willy Cook
Midnight Lamp
Burning Spear
Lots of beer
96 Tears
Bobby Hebb
Handsome Molly
Sharpys volley
Christmas holly
ToffeeWeb
Phew!
Posted
28/11/2020 at
14:10:21
O'Raffertys Pig
Fezziwig
Doing a jig
Midnight Mass
Phil the Fluter
Riding Steve's scooter
Listen to the Hooters
A foaming glass
Tommy Rings first
Quenching your thirst
A good long burst
Alf's Button
The Donald's a loser
Marches by Sousa
Mates down the boozer
Leg of mutton
Loving your folks
Getting their jokes
Sharing your smokes
Walton Church
The I Ching
Riding with the King
Thank you Thing
Fester and Lurch
Swapping stickers
My Friend Flicka
The lonesome Picker
Bleasdale, McGovern
Yozzer Hughes
Huey and the News
Many not the Few
Mississippi Southern
Getting a rise
Glittering prize
The man with no eyes
Too many eggs
Doing what you should
Knowing what's good
McMurtry and HUD
Ain't too proud to beg
The Youngbloods
5 Card Stud
Mississippi Mud
Onions with Liver
Sing me a Love Song
Loving you Too Long
Striking a Gong
Cry Me A River
Strawberry Mivvys
Swimming in your skivvies
Avoiding divvys
John Chisum
Pablo and Dali
Lemon and Barley
Charley Farley
A kindly prism
Mersey beat cruise
Sunset hues
Rhythm and Blues
Significant others
Fuel injector
Malingering Hector
Ronnie Spector
Honour your mother
A Cajun Fiddler
Joker and The Riddler
Back Entry Diddlers
Amos Garret
Sixth form bash
Chalet rash
Bangers and mash
John Parrot
Florence Dome
When in Rome
Home sweet home
Feeling grand
Band of Hope
Just enough rope
Alexander Pope
Kweskin Band
Hit or miss
Taking the piss
Wedded bliss
Arthur the king
Teachest bass
Saving face
Win with grace
Having a fling
Come Together
Stormy Weather
Purple Heather
Apple crumble
Liege and Lief
Donovan's Reef
Mick and Keef
Link's Rumble
American Pie
Scoring a try
Getting high
Drinking in the vaults
Rod Hull
Out of your skull
Martin Mull
Single malts
Graham Stark
Itchycoo Park
Makers Mark
Jim Laker
Stand in The Fire
Higher and Higher
Tucker and the Friars
Song of a Baker
When you think
When you drink
Making a link
Hoots Mon
Grave kept clean
Dixie Dean
The Rock Machine
Turns You On
John Barry 7
Oceans 11
Seventh Heaven
David And Ry
John Hurst
Being First
Being well versed
Late For The Sky
Colonel Bogey
Bogey and Hoagy
Get Along Little Dogey
John Logie Baird
Harry Houdini
Tournedos Rossini
Vodka martini
Shaken not stirred
Dave Guard
Working hard
Down the yard
Uncle Tony
Sleazy dive
Slaughterhouse 5
Mulholland Drive
Klopp the phony
Nashville Cats
Minnesota Fats
My Pops spats
Reet Petite
Successful bids
The Katydids
Showbiz Kids
Little Feat
Hometown Blues
Auntie Mu
Doctor Who
The Overstory
The Royal Scam
Getting the tram
Happiness Stan
Going for glory
One eyed Jacks
Juniors sax
Sound of Stax
Clarence White
William Blake
Stanley Park lake
Brothers Drake
Angel Delight
Posted
28/11/2020 at
14:38:51
Chris (various), great reading, keeping yourself happy, and all without a bevvy? Brilliant.
Posted
28/11/2020 at
14:52:41
Cheers, Dave.
Had this pretty well to myself so, every time I felt like it or was a bit down, I came on here and let off a bit of steam or focused on nice things.
Worked for me anyway.
Posted
28/11/2020 at
16:15:59
Yes Dave, and currently without a bevvy. Pre Christmas detox!
Posted
15/12/2020 at
15:20:44
Louis Malle
Pays De Galle
Robert Duvall
Napalm in the Morning
Jaques Brel
Griff and Mel
Jimmy Fell
Robert Dorning
Daydream Believer
An eager beaver
Peter Lever
Geoff Pullar
Watching the Ashes
Dexter's slashes
Avoiding rashes
Sid Buller
Ying Tong Song
Buddhas Gong
Going For a Song
David Capel
Green shield stamps
Lava lamps
Smashing amps
Pops Staples
Bop TIL You Drop
Bob TIL you cop
Knowing when to stop
Sea Fever
Whisky Galore
Dogs of War
Luck of the draw
Dream weaver
Peter Farrell
Straight from the barrel
A Christmas Carol
Christmas Eve
Star bright
Christmas light
Silent Night
Still believe
Federico Fellini
Henry Mancini
Seamus Heaney
Letting off steam
Highway 61
Eth and Ron
Eating a scone
With clotted cream
Rolling Stone
Phoning home
Surrey Loam
Taking spin
Ronnie Drew
Dumplings in stew
Trying something new
Tinkling gin
New vaccine
Ghost in the machine
Jimmy Stein
I Feel Fine
George Smiley
Gerald Wiley
Ronan O'Rahilly
And Caroline
Jimmy Hanley
Gary Stanley
Bernard Ganley
Eddy Waring
Wembley Way
Horse drawn dray
Won't You Stay
Trousers flaring
Crying in the Chapel
Nice crunchy apple
Having a grapple
Kent Walton
The royal crescent
Wrapping a present
Living in the present
Simpson and Galton
Mike Sammes Singers
Sticky Fingers
Avoiding mingers
Being nicely dressed
Old Stingo
Old Gringo
Playing bingo
Doing your best
Crow Crag
Playing brag
Riding in a Jag
Tex Ritter
I'm So Glad
The Likely Lads
Cardew The Cad
Nice pint of Bitter
Holy Trinity
Social proximity
In your vicinity
PC Sweet
Harry Lime
Buddy Got A Dime
Freedoms Chime
Baker Street
Wally Boyes
A Joyful Noise
First four Moyes
Giving not receiving
Crack of dawn
Christmas morn
Frost on the lawn
Still believing
Chick Murray
A nice prawn curry
Stoned Soul Surrey
A Hillman Imp
The Big Yin
Nils and Grin
Anais Nin
Colonel Blimp
How does it feel
Songs that heal
Crazy Horse and Neil
Rag Ball
A Canterbury Tale
Rogue Male
Hallelujah Trail
St George's Hall
Clifton Chenier
A rousing cheer
That's the gear
Riding pillion
Listening to Huddie
Listening to Muddy
Listening to Woody
Dave Rawlings and Gillian
Sing with Little Steven
Singing with Zevon
Singing with Levon
Amazing Grace
Cropredy Summer
John Dummer
Joe Strummer
Peggie On bass
Musical muscles
Sprouts from Brussels
Boxing Day tussles
Eli Woods
Stuart McCall
Henry Hall
Max Wall
Captain Blood
Henry McGhee
Swimming in the Dee
Hook and Smee
Court and Spark
Abbey at Tintern
Freddie Frinton
Tim Brixton
Jim Clark
Kit Carson
Daniel Farson
Nicholas Parsons
Billy Gibbons
Peter Moloney
MS Dhoni
Songs by Joni
Scarlet Ribbons
Vernon 3
Ended 63
Top of the tree
Pasta al dente
Ian Buchan
Keep on Trucking
Keep on cooking
GA Henty
Bowie and Bing
Chieftains and Sting
Collins and Ring
Scoring 6
Torn and Frayed
Manx Maid
Christmas Slade
Richard Dix
Posted
15/12/2020 at
16:14:17
Moving like a dancer,
Not being a chancer,
Being free of cancer,
All sound good.
Funnier than Tarby,
Sausage on a barbie,
Win a fucking derby,
Wish we would!
Reasons to be cheerful part three.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
16:36:18
That's nice Brian!
It was lonely on here.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
16:37:35
Outstanding, with enough lyrics to make a new number one song every week!
Anyone good on their computer, might be able to put that footy match up from Kes, just to give Chris a little rest😂
Posted
15/12/2020 at
16:40:41
Cheers Tony,
I've got swollen digits and RSI!
Posted
15/12/2020 at
17:11:56
Chris and Derek, explosions of creativity!
Most of the references went clean over my head, but I'm bobbing to the rhythm all the same.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
17:37:21
Brilliant musical references there Chris and you almost went from Dury to Billy Joel "I can't take this anymore !"
Fuck sake don't go there lad !
Posted
15/12/2020 at
17:44:03
Chris...Ive great respect for your passion for music as well as EFC. If you've not listened already Radio 4 this evening has Sunshine on Leith as the subject of the series" Soul Music".
Great song and adapted, in my humble opinion, to the greatest ever football anthem. I envy those Hibbees
Posted
15/12/2020 at
17:44:42
John and Mike,
I was just looking at the dates on this, and it's been going for about 8 months on and off.
Pretty much coincides with COVID!/which explains a lot.
Sorry John, didn't mean to alarm you. The only Billy Joel song I like is We didn't start the fire. (I think)
Posted
15/12/2020 at
17:46:10
Relative strength index Chris, nothing repetitive about those lyrics mate
Posted
15/12/2020 at
17:49:44
Cheers Alan,
I'll try to record that. I quite like the Proclaimers. They're a bit underrated south of the border.
Over the years I spent a fair bit of time in Edinburgh. One of my favourite places.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
17:51:07
Brilliant Chris, so many memories jumping off the page...
Oxblood Como shoes
Rhythm and Blues
Outdoor loos
At me Granma's house
Tonic mohair kecks
Charlies on yer neck
Vomit on the decks
On a Mersey Cruise
Posted
15/12/2020 at
17:54:44
Tony,
I'm amazed there's not a whole lot of repetition in there, just dodgy scansion and meter.
Some of this came about when I was having a bout of insomnia. It was a bit like counting sheep.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
17:59:49
Ray,
Be careful it can become addictive!
Aah, Mersey Cruises. The Royal Iris, out to the Mersey Bar, listening to The Midniters. Smelliest bogs in captivity.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
18:01:20
Chris, this is going to keep some of us awake
Posted
15/12/2020 at
18:40:07
Chris (36) you note the lack of repetition in the contributions. I am more surprised by the absence of any reference to primary school trips to Colomendy. If I possessed either wit or literary skills I'd have attempted a verse myself, but perhaps others could instead.
Alan (31), Sunshine on Leith, a truly magnificent song, in any context. Is a bite and a pint possible (the former only because we'd have to) before Xmas and before we're all locked down til 2025?
Posted
15/12/2020 at
18:44:17
Steve
That's one I've missed. I remember a trip to Chester Zoo, and to Holywell.
There was a nasty experience with a boiled egg on the latter.
I hated school.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
18:51:59
Ghost stories in Colomendy, brilliant times and much better than those fancy holidays abroad Steve!
Sunshine on Leith, I often put the greatest ever rendition on my iPad, when I'm looking for a bit of inspiration, and can't wait to celebrate like those Hibs fans, when Everton finally win the cup, again!
Posted
15/12/2020 at
19:05:57
What's yours?
The Detours
Mimicking the Drifters
At the Mardi Gras
Look at ‘er figure!
Took her down a jigger
Woke up next to Trigger
They're my Dance Hall Days
You swine Chris, as you say, addictive
Posted
15/12/2020 at
19:16:43
Brilliant Ray,
Just be careful my friend, or you'll be looking back next July, and wondering wtf!
The Mardi my old stamping ground. The Fixx with a great sax player, from my old school.
Sweet soul music, drinking vodka and limes on the balcony, with those UV lights showing up the dandruff on your jacket.
I had similar issues with beer goggles. There was one I ended up with who was dubbed Billy Walker by my sarcastic and unsympathetic mates, on my only subsequent date.
So ‘unwoke' we were comatose.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
19:19:33
I BJ know, Chris. "I can't stand this anymore" is a line out of "We Didn't Start the Fire".
Looks like I'm overthinking this. Great fun though.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
19:24:11
By the way, I actually live in Holywell now... Don't remember your visit though.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
19:25:32
I was the one covered in smelly egg John.
Really smelly
Posted
15/12/2020 at
19:27:09
Chris, the Mardi was also my favourite club. We'd only go to see live music, no disco crap. Some epic nights there! I remember seeing Ben E King at the Peppermint Lounge, great singer. This thread has sent me down memory lane good style.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
20:00:16
Thursday and Saturday nights many weeks in the mid sixties.
Always live bands. Mostly soul. Do you remember a band called The Almost Blues?
Interspersed with nights at the Student Union dances. Some of the greats on there. So a great mix.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
20:16:40
Chris, a few years ago I went to the Museum of Liverpool Life and one section had old posters with many sixties bands advertised on them. The Detours were my favourite, used to do loads of Drifters stuff who I thought were great. Really sad day when it was demolished...for a car park.
Not sure about The Almost Blues though.
Posted
15/12/2020 at
21:04:18
The Almost Blues.
I remember this group very well - saw them more than once whilst at Liverpool Uni – I think at least once they were on at Gladstone Hall on Greenbank Lane, L18 – one of the uni Halls of Residence where I was from October 1965 to July 1967; I think it's now been rebuilt/replaced. They were great at numbers like Wilson Pickett's "In The Midnight Hour".
It was a great time, with us winning the cup 3-2 from 2-0 down & that guy causing a copper chasing him off the pitch to fall to the floor holding his jacket whilst he ran off!
Posted
15/12/2020 at
21:21:41
Keith,
It was a name that just popped into my head, responding to Ray.
They must have been a soul band to be on the Mardi at that time.
Must have stuck in my mind just waiting to be released here.
I'm glad I've found a fan!
Posted
15/12/2020 at
21:26:01
That cup final. I went that day, it was great,nbut made a sacrifice. That night Dylan and The Band, as they became, we're playing live at The Odeon, London Road.
Got booed apparently, because the civilised Scousers were all at Wembley.
Posted
17/12/2020 at
15:27:58
Colomendy tales
Scary stories told in Wales
Ghost, Ghouls and spectres
For young Tony A
Better than Spain
Bollocks to the rain
Living in the brain
Still fresh today
Mardi Gras nights
Fluorescent lights
Detours, mohair, oxbloods
For smooth young Ray
Built a car park
And can't dim the spark
The Fixx and Almost Blues
Not fade away
66 we felt like gods
When we won against the odds
Ed Kavanagh, Trebilcock
Dereks goal bust the net
Missed Dylan on the stage
As the crowd booed with rage
As we danced in the fountains
Getting soaking wet
Royal Iris cruise
Decks awash with booze
Some already drunk
And then came back
A cautionary tale
Drinking too much ale
Leads to beer goggles choices
And it's hit the road Jack
William H Macy
Spencer Tracy
James Stacey
And Thomas Crown
Good Morning Vietnam
And Rita Gam
Bloody Sam
And Chinatown
Shel Silverstein
Bruce Springsteen
Martin Sheen
Billy Wilder
Darleen Love
Heavens Above
Lonesome Dove
William Wyler
Afternoon Delight
Haight Ashbury sights
SAN Franciscan Nights
Eric Burden And War
Flowers in your hair
Rocking Chair
Something in the Air
Thirteenth Floor
Berry's Promised Land,
Listen to the Band
At Winterland
And Bill Graham
The Last Waltz
Lovely malts
Epsom Salts
Rick Hall and Fame
Honour your mother
Be kind to your brother
Love one another
Do it right now
The Last Picture Show
Cannery Row
Orinoco Flow
Toussaint's Holy Cow
Southend on Sea
Snow White, Grumpy and me
LSD
And Hey Joe
The Shrubbery, The Penny
John, Michelle, Cass And Denny
Mary Jane And Benny
And Moonglow
Apologies to all concerned!
Posted
18/12/2020 at
11:19:59
Chris, you missed your vocation.
Great stuff.ðŸ‘ðŸ»
Posted
18/12/2020 at
11:25:20
I hope you don't mind Ray!
A bit of poetic licence perhaps!
Posted
18/12/2020 at
12:17:24
Brilliant Chris, I remember being a bit of a swine in my younger days, and when in those dormitories, someone took a lightbulb out of one of the lights. That night whilst listening to the ghost story, I threw the bulb so it landed and smashed by the fella who was trying to scare us, with the best part being that despite him going stare-crazy, nobody snitched!
So don't snitch or tell tales - especially in Wales - or you will only grow up without friends!
Posted
18/12/2020 at
12:24:08
Hi Tony,
I googled Colomendy, and there's a lot of reminiscences on there, mostly in the Echo, from blokes who went there in their youth, and loads of pictures too.
I hadn't realised it was set up for Liverpool kids escaping the blitz. They still use the original huts today seemingly
Posted
18/12/2020 at
12:34:31
And it was better than Spain, for us little kids Chris. Five days in the countryside, and total freedom, with loads to do if you liked being free. Takes me to Don McClean, and “castles in the air†and the lyrics “I'm City born- but I love the country lifeâ€
Your the lyrical dancer though Chris, so keep entertaining us with your trips down memory lane!
Posted
18/12/2020 at
12:41:02
Tony
It's better than writing about COVID, Brexit and so on, which is why I wrote it in the first place.
I had it to myself for months, like a personal bolt hole. Very self indulgent but also therapeutic and I wasn't harming anyone.
Posted
18/12/2020 at
12:50:18
No Chris, just making people smile, and enjoying yourself, which hasn't been easy to do these last few months mate!
Posted
18/12/2020 at
13:16:48
Cheers Tony
Posted
18/12/2020 at
13:52:19
Chris especially, and others, brilliant input throughout!
I don't want to depress you Chris but so many of your more obscure musico's feature heavily in my collection.
And cheers Derek for such an off-the-wall posting!
Posted
18/12/2020 at
14:06:10
Don,
Thanks mate. It doesn't depress me, I always had you down as a man of taste! and discernment.
Posted
18/12/2020 at
17:29:56
Moondance
Lost in France
Major Lance
Forever Changes
Highway 61
Born To Run
Fun Fun Fun
Don't Go To Strangers
Tupelo Honey
Donal Lunny
She's Funny
Teen Beat
Rubber Soul
Down in The Hole
Sugar in My Bowl
Reet Petite
Positively 4th Street
Exile on Main Street
Toulouse Street
Hot Wax
Katy Lied
The Kick Inside
Tonight We Ride
Blood On The Tracks
Astral Weeks
Joe Meek
On Cripple Creek
Carol Kaye
Otis Blue
Memphis Soul Stew
Liverpool Lou
Carla Bley
Late For the Sky
Beatnik Fly
And When I Die
Too Late to Stop Now
Let it Bleed
Alan Freed
Jimmy Reed
Papa Ooh Mow Mow
Can't Buy A Thrill
Over the Hill
Songs from Brill
Pomus and Schuman
Cannons in The Rain
Nancy Spain
Hal Blaine
Randy Newman
The Pretender
Return to Sender
Leo Fender
Tom Paley
Roll Away the Stone
Take It Home
Almost Grown
Capercaillie
Rosemary Lane
Ally Bain
No More Cane
Liege and Lief
Hello Starling
Laura Marling
Cherry Darling
Sunshine On Leith
Moondog Matinee
Gris Gris
I'm Free
Songs From A Room
Beatles For Sale
US Male
7 Rooms of Gloom
Posted
21/12/2020 at
13:58:44
Leonard Swindley
Doctor Findlay
Chuck McKinley
Albert Tatlock
Dennis Tanner
Bruce Banner
Alexis Kanner
Days in Matlock
Hugh O'Brian
Marion Ryan
Tom Tryon
Dick Bentley
Baddiel and Newman
Christine Truman
Being human
George Gently
Catcher in The Rye
Reach For The Sky
Boys Cry
David Lodge
Gillian Hills
Hayley Mills
Mrs. Mills
Patricia Hodge
Bill Kerr
Yogi Bear
Doris Hare
Ena Sharples
Sandy Shaw
Phyllida Law
Brian Moore
Ernest Marple
Alec Guinness
Neil Innes
Roy Thinnes
Oscar Hold
Doris Speed
Little Weed
Demon Seed
Bunter the Bold
Sam Quint
Greta Gynt
Our Man Flint
Gerry Barford
Captain Peacock
Stephen Peacock
Lucy Meacock
Asa Hartford
Lancelot Spratt
Mike Batt
Mike Pratt
Patrick Mower
Bourbon Street Beat
Shredded Wheat
Pop It In Pete
Percy Thrower
Alan Breeze
Mister Freeze
Roger DeBris
Brett Maverick
Peter Brough
Howard Duff
Sugar Puffs
Bobby Laverick
Charlie Drake
Alan Lake
The Two Jakes
Mister Plod
Catch Hand
Joe Loss Band
Jimmy Shand
Bob Todd
Eden Kane
Rhythm of The Rain
Bronco Lane
Annie Walker
Five To Ten
Penda's Fen
Leo Genn
John Stalker
Steve Race
Lost In Space
Peyton Place
Rodney Bewes
Alan Plater
Dave Prater
Cambridge Traitors
TJ Hughes
Christmas night
Dim the lights
The Price Is Right
Mike and Bernie
Hot mince pies
Tonight's star prize
Morecambe and Wise
Eric and Ernie
Watching telly
Custard and Jelly
Nice full belly
Turkey butty
Carols from Kings
Shows full of bling
Watching The Sting
Sweep and Sooty
Snow is glistening
Children listening
Social distancing
Mustn't mope
A nice cold beer
Christmas cheer
Here's to next year
Filled with hope
Posted
24/12/2020 at
13:07:40
Bad Santa Christmas night
Shepherds Angels peace and light
Elvis Presley, Jimmy Stewart
Prince of peace
Get Santa, Gremlins, Elf
Others not yourself
Bah humbug, peace and love
Hopes increase
Nat King Cole, ELP
Rock Around The Christmas Tree
3 Godfathers, Die Hard
In Dulce Jubilo
Kirsty and the Pogues
McCauley smashing rogues
Bob Geldof And Midge Ure
Tolerance grow
Band Aid and food banks
Blue Christmas, Tom Hanks
Scarlet Ribbons, Chris Rea
Darlene Love
In Bruges, Silent Night
Chestnuts roasting, star bright
Run Run Rudolph And Slade
Star above
White Christmas, Wall of Sound
Babes In Toyland, grace found
The Rat Pack, Jackson 5
The Christmas Truce
Frosty the Snowman, Drummer Boy
His Mothers Pride And Joy
Mary's Boy Child, Little St. Nick
Norway spruce
Alastair Sim's greatest part
A little love in your heart
Bill Murray, Cary Grant
The Bishops Wife
Driving Home, Cold Outside
And Midnight Sleigh Ride
Beach Boys, Marvin Gaye
A Wonderful Life
Miracles and snow
Candles sway and glow
Bells, ribbons bows
Christmas cheer
Scrooge, Santa, sleigh
Looking good Billy Ray
Jonah Lewie, Bing And Bowie
Christmas Tiers
Posted
24/12/2020 at
13:29:47
Chris, you're hooked!
So many memories!!
Brill.
Posted
24/12/2020 at
14:14:34
Cheers Ray,
It's that time of the year mate.
Have a good Christmas and much better 2021.
Posted
24/12/2020 at
17:33:34
Thanks Chris, you too🌲🥂ðŸ¾
Posted
24/12/2020 at
17:58:07
Love those emojis Ray.
Sums it all up nicely.
Take care, keep safe
Posted
24/12/2020 at
18:53:18
Chris Williams, that's genius, a great tonic to help pass the memories of the match last night, and a few Auchentoshans and McKewans, are helping too, this Chrimbo Eve.
All The Best of The Seasons Greetings to All TWrs and Evertonians, across the World.
Hope eternal, “What's Our Name?â€
Posted
24/12/2020 at
18:55:45
To All TWrs and Evertonians, and hope for Christmas & Boxing Day, Stay safe and well.
Posted
24/12/2020 at
18:58:39
Thanks Paul,
I'm indulging in a drop of Glen Morangie myself at the moment, and will watch Get Santa as I eat a nice chilli.
Have a Blue Christmas but in a good way, mate.
Posted
24/12/2020 at
21:57:11
Happy Christmas to all Evertonians and Twebbers!
Blue Christmas to all and please, a much better 2021.
Please.
Posted
30/12/2020 at
18:53:56
First Footing, Gram Pop Mum Dad
Best wishes Auld Lang Syne, good luck lad
Albert and the Lion, Rose of Tralee
Mersey foghorns sounding
Young kids in one bed, top to toe
Jerry Lee, Elvis, Fats Domino
Mum on piano, terrible turns
Strong hope abounding
Traditions, big party, meals, pale ale
Hokey Cokey, Beatles For Sale
Out in the cold, Walton Church, midnight
Mersey foghorns, loud cheers
Drinks in the Warbreck, records at home
Revolver,Cream,Yardbirds, Kinks, The Stones
Beers in the Winslow, World Cup winners on the park
World's your oyster, no fears
New Years Eve, Mardi, Beachy, Pink Parrot
Walk home, family dinner, quiet night, claret
Traditions ignored, new lollipops to try
Mersey foghorns still there
University, jobs, parties away
Different pubs, Party Sevens, new games to play
Otis, Geno,Pepper, Pickett, Reach Out
Fun is king, less care
Married, own home, own mortgage, own cat
Family comes over, meals, drink, laughs, chat
Jackson, Doobies,Moondance, CCR
Mersey foghorns, far away
For some years the same, as long as it lasts
Time moves on, life moves on, all things must pass
I'm the oldest now, it feels really strange
My turn, come what may.
Fatherhood twice, new homes, new faces
Hotels, commuting, long hours, new places
Last Waltz, Zevon, Straits, Jansch, Springsteen, Hiatt
Mersey foghorns, no sound
Life is too short, for this pressure and strife
Own boss, new balance, new business, new life
Home at night, see kids, sleep in own bed
New Year spirit, refound
First footing, sons growing, we're mum and dad
Passing on traditions, tales glad and sad,
Fun Loving Criminals, Eddie Vedder, Dave Grohl
Mersey foghorns loud and clear
Grandparents now, family meal, decent wine,
New traditions evolve, that's good and fine
Luther Dickinson,McMurtry,Blues, CRB, Dylan
Toast in the New Year
Health workers, key workers, heroes these days
Overworked, underpaid, doing jobs in harms way
Truck Drivers in Kent, Christmas spent in their cabs
Mersey foghorns ring clear
We're told there's a vaccine, now two, maybe three
We'll get a small prick, with one bound we'll be free
Do we want normal, or better, something else?
That's for 2021, A Happy New Year!
Posted
31/12/2020 at
16:53:11
Happy New Year to all Twebbers. Good wishes to all for the new year and the new decade. May 2021 be kinder to everyone.
We've all missed much this year, sacrificed things we really ought to be able to count on. As Joni said you don't know what you've got till it's gone.
Enjoy every sandwich!
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I'll play (with profound apologies)
Singing in the shower
With Emmy Lou and Robin Trower
What about Paul Power
And Wyatt Earp
Vernon Young And Stevens
Vodka in the evening
Tricky Trevor Steven
Boris is a twerp
Merseybeat and sixties swinging
Carragher is minging
Cooders guitar stinging
And Davy Graham
Chimes of Freedom ringing
Prine and Bonnie singing
Little Richard blinging
And Penny Lane
The Band and Bobby Dylan
John Lees Boogie Chillen
Clive Thomas was a villain
Gerrard is a berk.
Harvey Ball and Kendall
Crowd going mental
The vandal took the handle
So the pump don't work
Drinking nice Rioja
Alcaraz a shocker
A plane called a Fokker
And Freda Payne
Rita Webb and Otis
Even Denis Lotis
Wanker now the POTUS
And Arnold Layne
Reasons to be cheerful (and fearful 123!)