Pip's celebration
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Who?s up for a bit of fun to brighten up our Monday?
Phil Neville said last week that after scoring the final penalty against Chelsea, thinking back, he should have done ?The Sprinkler? celebration made famous by the victorious England cricket team during the recent Ashes series.
He then went on to say he has something else ?up his sleeve? for a goal celebration, and it got me thinking ? what could it be?
So, what does everyone think Pip will do tomorrow night when he bangs in a 30 yard screamer, on the volley, crashing in off the underside of the bar and into the net?
Adam Bennett,
Liverpool Posted 28/02/2011 at 12:26:35
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He'll put down the controller, turn off the playstation, give Gary a call to tell him how good at FIFA 11 he is, and start getting ready for the match!
There's a game tomorrow night?
Maybe I'm a miserable sod but I hate rehearsed celebrations. A goal should be boundless joy and passion, not some contrived look-at-me shite. I can forgive Cahill, just, cos he is obviously very passionate, but honestly, when Stevie G kissed the camera once I was nearly sick.
Sam, You were sick... give some thought to the camera?
An Obafemi Martins style cart-wheel and double backflip.
Dead Set.
He's gonna pull a rabbit out and say "look what a good boy am I" and Bill will go "Wow".
Watch this space.
Christopher McCullough
Posted 28/02/2011 at 15:30:19
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The Moonwalk.
He'll crash his Fiesta on the way home.
I thought his celebration was piss funny to be honest - I had visions of 30k Chelsea fans watching him muttering "You cunt..." as they got up to leave. Fantastic.
More of the same please!
Blame Howard for not stopping it?
See King Louis has boinged his Ferrari... if he doesn't get hurt playing perhaps he will when driving!!!
I think Nevilleinhó could do whatever celebration he feels like, especially if it's a "30-yard screamer".
Trevor, we talk about lazy journos all the time on this site and even the Wilmslow Times has it's own gobshite as the Sunderland game according to them finished 2-1, forgive me as I was there but I could have sworn Sunderland didn't score.
The other thing about that underpass near Manchester Airport, you can bet your last pound that if Joe Public was to prang their motor in it, we'd be blowing into a bag and summonsed for dangerous driving, that diving cunt Ronaldo was racing Van der Saar and got away with it, now Saha bends his
£170k Ferrari with no other drivers involved going in a straight line where his car was extensively damaged... QED at some speed ? yet again the police do fuck all. I don't care if he is one of ours if you drive like a twat, you should get done.
But Gavin, Louis pulled his hamstring when depressing the accelerator, causing him to lose control. Could have happened to anyone!
Alan #14 - brilliant - beat me to it!
Forget Phil Neville... I want to know what's going to happen when Tony Hibbert scores!
I hope I'm there to see it, especially if it's at Goodison and especially if it's a winner. The place will go muckin' fental!
How about Pip hits a 30-yard screamer, runs up to the near camera and lifts up his top revealing a t-shirt showing support for Everton's Number 1 fan ? Colonel Gaddafi!!
Or... Shayne#21 'Once a Blue, Always a Blue'
Neville races half the length of the pitch ripping his shirt off in the process, to reveal....... an identical EFC top underneath!!! complete with name and number, the ref has a gob like a dog who's been asked to book a holiday!
Doesn't have a clue what do to do, so the 4th official books HIM for time wasting. Always wondered what would happen if a player had the nouse to try that...
Knowing him, he'll apologise to each of the Reading players one by one.
He and the reading goalkeeper will go to Paddy Power after the game to collect their winnings.
As for king Louis, in between games he should be tied to his bed.
Moyes will play him just off Saha for the rest of his career even though he isn't a striker (unless Saha is injured, then it'll be just Anichebe).
He will probably stand there, scratch his head and say "How the fuck did I do that!"
Karl Masters wrote "Forget Phil Neville... I want to know what's going to happen when Tony Hibbert scores!"
Maybe then I can offload the hundreds of tee-shirts stored in the lock-up with the words "I was there when Tony Hibbert scored"....
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