Listening to the updates in the car on the way back was nerve wracking and I shudder to think what would have happened if Leeds had actually won, as we only took one point from the next 15 available if I remember rightly – with a 0-0 draw at Stamford Bridge.

God, what an awful season that was!

Review: 'Good day out for the elderly'

You're right about it being more for an elderly crowd. As a 15 year old I must admit I found it rather boring.

I was not a "white cider" teenager by any stretch, but I'd much rather have been shooting zombies at the arcade or playing five a side than walking round a mock Italian village, but I'm sure I'd have enjoyed it a damn sight more without the spectre of relegation at the forefront of my mind.

Haven't been since so I hope they've made it a tad more interesting over the past 10 years, maybe some impromtu duelling between Tybalt and Romeo in the gift shop every half hour? That would be a start.