Alcaraz comes up big in huge Everton win

I tried to describe that winning goal... great finish — but so much luck in the handball from the defender O'Brien headed onto, then the dreadful shot by Young, into the ground, and off Wharton I think, straight to Alcaraz, who makes no mistake!

And that bloody stupid xG — Palace twice Everton's. What nonsense.

That’s why we keep MK in the team haha

Don’t let it wither and die.

That was never the plan to let that site die. What is the point to acquire a site and let it Die ?

MK is part of a plan to give you more and more info on your beloved club.
Building a team that has réal interest on Everton takes a Little time. But it is sorry the wait.

Your support and trust is Precious to us

I knew you’d be back — great report as usual.
I think a few of us will make Charles an offer he can’t refuse!

I posted my general thoughts on the game on Conor’s thread so I’ll just ask for one clarification on this one:
Does anyone know why their goalie ended up restarting the game after he collided with his own player and another defender punted the loose ball out of play. I don’t think the ref had blown his whistle before the ball went out and if the defender had (somehow) sliced the ball into his own goal under those circumstances surely the goal would have stood.

One thing for Charles. It surely can’t take too much time to keep the league table up to date? Not even updated after the midweek game.

Means a lot.

I am not in charge of technical stuff. I’ve push the button on the back office but doesnt seem to work.

That’s one priority on monday morning.

Davey Moyes seems to be thriving. Just watched his after match interview and it looks like he’s shed 10 years somehow!

In all seriousness though, great to see you posting again Michael. And great to be celebrating another win with a centre forward that actually scores goals.

Nice to have you back but you may have been wrong about Moyes😂

I was 100% wrong. The results and performances speak for themselves. My sincerest apologies Mr. Moyes, COYB 💙

So I’m not eating humble pie for a while yet.

That said, he has done more in a short time than I thought even a manager of his competence would and so that 30 month contract doesn’t seem to be over the top, as I did judge it to be at first sight.

An away victory and Michael back...

ToffeeWeb is starting to look familiar again.

Anyway, brilliant away win. Lots of momentum in our favour and looking up not down.

Relegation is not even an issue now. Looking up. Not looking down. Let's enjoy the rest of the season.

Joking aside, brilliant to see you back on here Michael.

I've had a cream cake to try and assimilate the surprise.

Today Beto was incredible. Well done to him for persevering - he was having a horrible time under Dyche.

Also a word for Alcaraz he is just the type of player I want see at Everton like Ndiaye he is young with bags of energy and football brain.

It's becoming enjoyable to watch us play again.

The only point worth debating at the time as far as I was concerned was whether anyone could even be guaranteed to save us this season. I thought even that would be a tough ask for anyone although I did believe it was possible.

Fantastic job by Davey Moyes so far. Doesn’t mean he was the only one could have done it and is no guarantee he will go on to exceed his previous best efforts in the future.

Relegation is now all but gone as a realistic possibility and the sights will be set on 11th-ish. I was pleased at Moyes appointment and obviously delighted at his start. Whether he is the optimal option for long term is not a question for now. No doubt there will be losses on the horizon and toothless days which will give the Moyes Out Brigade fresh life but for now he’s probably already done the job that he was brought in to do and we will be playing Premier League football at Barkley Moore next season.

Particularly helpful will be giving Thelwell (or whoever is leading recruitment) foresight of our situation next season and accordingly good time to plan this summer.

Soaking wet pitch, I saw nothing wrong with Young’s shot, especially when the defender could only block it into Alcatraz’s path, rather than watch it blaze over the bar (which would have been pathetic) and just like the other night, Ashley Young has come on and made an impact.

Incredible for his age and Moyes, is another who looks to have improved after accumulating a lot of experience👏

Just asking for a friend.

The test will only come once he his allowed to spend a bit of money, imo, because once we improve, only then will we find out if he has got more nerve and the self- belief that is needed to win

Obviously Lyndon and Michael are devout Toffees and the credentials of the current site managers are unknown. That said, I am very impressed they have aligned with a 100% (sometimes contentious!) Toffee in publishing his match summary. Well done!

Lyndon's contributions on TW would be welcome to me too, but for all I know he's "moved on" in his life and his published loyalties will be for others to try to find.

Tonight's game was to me the epitome of what professional players should be doing as a matter of course. I'm made up that Beto is now starting to show himself to be a beast to opponents and I credit our latest manager and coaching team in instigating what is so good for him and us.

O'Brien impresses me, and Branthwaite is immense (hats off to Brands for that).

But then again Keiran Dowell of similar age to O'Brien impressed me before turning out to be a mere bog-standard player of hardly any interest to anyone at all of note (now aged 27, with a mere handful of Premier League games as a lad, he's quickly on lone from Rangers to third-tier Birmingham).

And that comment causes me to ask if anyone is still interested in defending Finch Farm in terms of developing players of any real ability at all, or does Friedkin see what I see; namely a flatulent, bumbling, mediocrity inducing swamp of ineffectiveness that permeates the club from the heart and therefore largely throughout, despite the (very occasional) signing of a potentially game-changing player?

"Gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Gonna put my finger on you
'Cause I need you so
And I won't take no for an answer"

Never mind, it doesn't really matter. What matters is Moyes was made an offer he couldn't refuse...and I have to say - I'm glad he didn't ( glances down at WHU...therein lies another whole discussion).

I have to admit my memories of Moyes Mk I were clouding my opinion on the appointment of Moyes Mk II.

You can only beat what is put infront of you, or so they say and over the last 12mths under their 'new' Coach...whose name escapes me at the moment (and to be honest, I don't really care)...Palace are (allegedly) worth 58pts from 38 games - so call it about 8th or 9th in the table.

Given the limited choice from the bench...did anybody really think any of the 3(?) potential debutantes would get so much as a minute? No, me neither...Moyes played it exactly right*

* It was the ultimate QED; it was right because it worked and it worked because was right (some of us remember bringing Hibbo on at 1-1 Vs Spurs only to lose 1-2 but that was Moyes Mk I )

It wasn't broken so he didn't fix it.

KITAP1 became KITAP2

Job done; Pickfork my MotM.

Edit; How long this run goes on for (please, please, ffs, don't give Moyes The Manager of the Month thing - it's the kiss of death) who knows?

How do we react when we do lose - as we will one day, again who knows?

At what stage in the season will...hopefully not at all...the players realise they're safe, put on the mental sunglasses and flip flops and coast through the motions thinking of summer.

For the answers to these and other burning question - stay tuned!

Same Moyes time,
Same Moyes Channel.

Talk on the coach back home is of European football next season!!

Joking of course, but it's a far happier coach journey back home than the majority of games this season.

Onto the match, I gave us little chance today. Maybe because my only competitive match I have seen live at Selhurst Park saw us being thrashed by Wimbledon in '96.

What I would say it that the recent results have made the Moyes doubters look particularly stupid and it would be nice if they swallowed their pride and saw the events surrounding his exit in context. But instead I keep encountering Toffees who now worship him despite being really derogatory only a month ago?

I think this has been his best ever all round display. Oh, what a change in manager can do? Well dine Davy!

We deserved this. Moyes has been a lovely surprise for me. We keep getting injuries, but we keep on getting results. Cant argue with that.

Good to see the ED back and read some wonderful happy posts, but you have got to laugh at post 45 - "Hats off to Brands for that" - Priceless.

Something else for you to ignore.

Play him through and he is deadly. A chance completion rate of 44% in the last 4 games. He works incredibly hard and has suddenly also realised that he is massive - he bossed Konate and VVD in the derby.

Must admit I had written the guy off!

Steve, only once before in his career has Beto had a patch this purple -- 4 in 4 for Udinese three years ago -- but if you check out his highlights on Youtube you'll see him scoring recurrently in Serie A on defense-splitting runs just like we've seen in the past few games. It's his style.

Expect him to be stretchered off in the next Derby game. And no card given of course.

You were not alone Steve mate. To be fair, Dyches's handling of him was shocking, preferring the long ball to lonely DCL rather than for Beto to run on to.

Beto must be on cloud 9 right now. He seems so confident one-on-one or with a defender to shrug off unlike, sadly, DCL. No way DCL would start now even if he was injury free.

Kudos to Mr. Gaynes and others who stuck by him. If Broja had been fit in mid-January, it is likely that Beto would have been sold. Small margins.

We would make a nice little profit on Beto if he could be sold on Monday.

In your post you write "generally I think us fans could try and be more understanding of players individual circumstances", bud that is understatement of the year.

How many on here are quick to jump on players, label them as dogshit and then lambast them? Remember Iwobi? Pickford was widely slated on here a few years back, our most consistent performer over the last few years.

I could go on and find other examples, then of course there are the players who were hounded out or turned on, some who couldn't wait to end their Everton nightmare.

What I am trying to say is we have one of the best and most passionate fan bases in the PL, if we could stop with the player bashing (i know I post this all the time, sorry!) and utilise this to drive and motivate players then we would undoubtedly turn this ship around for good IMO.

How we achieve that is a very complex thing. The toxic combination of historical expectations and many years of mismanagement and subsequent frustration are large contributing factors of course.

I think Moyes (his detractors are very quiet on here at the moment btw!) has been almost flawless in the media since being re-appointed. I applaud his attempts to address the issue by mentioning the crowd and the relationship to the players. He is trying to re-unite us and them, something Dyche failed to do quite spectacularly.

The calmness Young showed when he came on especially keeping the Palace player away from the ball and harness it out of play, there was plenty of panic in the Everton defence throughout the game but Young illustrated the way to play.

He won’t get but Young is my player of the season for his consistent performances right through this season and maybe the least mistakes.

Nice one Michael Kendrick. Good report.

I noticed that too Si, it seems that Nosferatu has been banished.

Contrast that with something that hasn't been mentioned... when Harrison was given the ball down the left side in the last few minutes. Just keep it there you're thinking. Not only did he immediately play it out for a goal kick, but he actually went and got the ball and returned it to the keeper!

I can't quite figure out how people think Harrison has improved. He's still constantly losing the ball and he's not got much between his ears.

Doesn't it feel better to win games again.

Getting back to the game, I thought it was obvious after the monumental efforts the lads put in on Wednesday, that they were bound to be a bit leggy, and probably mentally not were they wanted to be. Because of injuries and suspensions Moyes had very little changes he could make, but somehow he has got this team to get a result when not performing at their best.

I know on his return Moyes said that we were getting a different Moyes than the one who left. I am sure he can still hand out bollockings when needed but he seems a lot calmer and more studied in what he does. I always wanted him back but I know many didn't, but even those that didnt must agree the difference has been remarkable. He has improved players individually and the team collectively. O,Brien couldn't get a game and while he will probably end up alongside Branthwaite he is doing a solid job at right back. But the player who looks transformed under Moyes has to be Beto, while we like he always gives his all many including me thought he wasn't up to Premier league level. How wrong I was and I doubt at present I would change him for any of the other strikers at the club.
Who would have thought that after just half a dozen games we would be nearly safe from relegation. I think we can all look forward to our first season at BMD being in the Premier league. I get to see BMD on Monday along with the other 17,000 lucky enough to get tickets, cant wait.

For the record, and based on the highlights, Moyes comments and most importantly Michael’s report, looks like we were a bit lucky to get all 3 points. But winning builds confidence and no reason why we can’t keep climbing. 30 points by mid Feb, it’s like a dream.

But you make your own luck don’t you?
You can’t score if you just sit back and defend, get up the pitch and things happen (Dycheosaur didn’t understand this at all, was always looking for excuses for a defensive set up).

It’s a bit rough on DCL, but he’s had enough opportunities. Beto has been clinical and his finishing has looked top drawer to me. It’s early days but if he gets on well with Alcaraz then it could get even better.

Up the Toffees and up the table we go!

Looking forward to seeing the retraction of your anti-Moyes diatribe, Michael (wink-wink)!

I don’t have any particular beef with their fans but I am sick to death of them hogging the sports pages and the media in general (other than the ongoing love-in for the Red c***s). Whether it’s months of speculation during the summer as to who they might sign; or the ins and outs of a cats of arse when it comes to something utterly unimportant that just so happens to relate to them.

I think a certain David Moyes is also showing how shite Amorim is. With that squad, he should’ve turned the corner and be motoring up the table by now.

Palace could have been 3 up at half time if it wasn't for England's number 1.

We got our act together a bit after their equaliser and looked a bit more organised, I think alcaraz didn't know whether to stick or twist a lot of the time but was Johnny on the spot with a calm finish to win us the game. He moves a bit like Alexis Sanchez with his low centre of gravity. Beto again making life hard for the oppo defenders something DCL hasn't done all season.

Pickford my motm this time around.

We got the rub of the green in this game which has eluded us for most of the season. Are we still riding the new manager bounce?

We are functional at best which is an improvement on where Dyche was taking us.

I do think there is a massive test ahead for Moyes this summer. Many out of contract in an already weakened squad.

Makes a change but I am looking forward to the united game next week.

So welcome back and very glad you are back.

Moyes's loan spell at Manchester , London and Spain seems to have done him alot of good.

Beto was superb as was the midfield duo of Gana & Garner who never stopped running

JB was largely excellent and we may have found one in Alcaraz!

COYB!

How about Betos’ Battleground?

Just now waiting for next week. Remember, we are Everton. United at home. Revenge for the drubbing at their place. Moyes able to sit with a smug face and should never have sacked me. Not a hope. You know the result. Dang!

Dave@67, agree on young. Not just last night, his experience shines through constantly. No prior connection with Everton, I wonder if he's thinking of a career in coaching?

Charles, great move bringing back Michael. We all understand change and adjusting to change takes time. We can live with that and remain supportive. There is a place for both ToffeeWeb and Lyndon's new project and we all want both to succeed as they are complimentary rather than competitors.

Where is my offer I can't refuse?!!

Welcome back Michael, I still don't know how you manage those as it happens reports. I often have to ask who scored!!

Finally, Mr Murphy. Never mind Rob. What about me?!! Great to see you both and the guy who shall now be known as Barry. Pub joke for those wondering wandering what I'm talking about. Those who understand, need no explanation as the saying goes!!

I think it's a side-effect of being stuck a long way from 'home' on the left side of Yankeeland for so many years, and only having a TV feed of the game to live off, with fortunately every single Premier League game available to watch live as it happens. (Still astounds me that they work so hard to prevent such freedom of choice here in this country…)

You really do get spoilt by the in-depth, in-your-face, full-on coverage, with some dudes also telling you what's going on, and what the ref's doing, and why. Plus of course the fantastic immediacy and full-frontal exposure of the instant slo-motion replay.

As for being there, only about 25 people who were sat either end of the goalline could have judged that Palace corner kick curved out before it swung back in and was headed into the net.

Strangely, Premier League Productions or whoever they are never mentioned the critical role of the linesman in this instance: he was on the far side, but looking intently along the line, and raised his flag after the goal was 'scored', no doubt having a word in Anthony Taylor's shell-like as he immediately indicated no goal.

I was going to say that was an example of the luck that usually goes against us — imagine that scenario playing out at Anfield! It would never in a million years be disallowed.

But we rode our luck — fully deserved based on effort and commitment — and came away with 3 precious points. It may have been a 'poor' performance technically but for spirit, desire and commitment, I think it was exceptional.

I did think it was out.

Link

Ah Mark! You never lt me down.

So glad that you, Rob, Danny, Barry and the rest had a great day yesterday.

Last Season's results at GP to this season
Bournemouth - Won 3-0, Lost 2-3
Forest - Won 2-0, Lost 0-2
Newcastle - Won 3-0, Drew 0-0
Chelsea - Won 2-0, Drew 0-0
Liverpool - Won 2-0, Drew 2-2
Brentford - Won 1-0, Drew 0-0
Brighton - Drew 1-1, Lost 0-3
Villa - Drew 0-0, Lost 0-1
Fulham - Lost 0-1, Drew 1-1
Palace - Drew 1-1, Won 2-1
Spurs - Drew 2-2, Won 3-2
Luton/Leicester - Lost 1-2, Won 4-0
Wolves - Lost 0-1, Won 4-0

So whilst 43% of games in the Premier League this season have had the same outcome, every match at GP has had a different result to last season.

Such a difference in attitudes and Alcaraz is showing up with real intentions.

Yes, it wasn't great yesterday but when you still get the points who cares.

Manure still below us so lets keep them there on Saturday.

I’m not going to ignore you because I’ve got some great news.

Firstly, I don’t want you to worry your little head about not putting the full details of my critique of the previous set up because let’s be honest it’s just what you do.

The great news is I’m coming to Chicago on business in a month and if you’re free we can finally discuss your issue with me man to man.

Pop a contact point on here - email, home address even your place of work and I’ll make arrangements.

Pointless snarking over the web don’t you think?

We need Eugene Ruane back!

In the other equally blue corner is Paul "The Fairy" Ferry... he moves like a bee and stings like a butterfly.

Ding ding Round 1.

Ferry is on the front foot...a dissertation, a PHD... he's almost AILi like (see what I did there?}.

Meanwhile "The Wrath" is almost off his stool.

Ding, ding... end of Round 1.

Difficult one to call.

Will it be televised, if so, what channel ?

Boxing Gloves or Handbags ? :-)

"De Sade"...they're having a "whip round" after.

Sorry...

ToffeeWeb is all the better for it.

Great win yesterday. We seem to have the hoodoo over Palace lets hope we can beat the other red shite next week.

Good luck to the U18s on Monday at BMD. Lets hope its televised or at least captured on video.

Barry Rathbone:3: “Two things I don't understand from the hand wringing anguished of old TW / If your fragile little arses can't cope then piss off to another site alternatively stop expecting to be spoon fed and write your own stuff/ I hoped the lunatic antagonists from the old site would follow LL but I see some of the desperados are flitting between both sites/ Piss or get off the pot”.

Seriously, who on earth would want to spend an atom of their life with someone who can write this self-appointed piece of narcissistic crap? Who the feck are you Gripes, an often isolated/solitary figure on here, to dictate like this? It’s like a tiddly little larva telling a caterpillar what to do or Sanchez biting necks.

There is no way that you are a business-man Gripes of Rath. I’m a porn star, by the way, in demand for my ability to edge and release a virtual tsunami. Nor are you coming to the Mid-West next month. Sad, really. Are you coming here "on business" for a hit? The editor of The Chicago Tribune is not very popular at the moment or the head of the Opera House.

So, what is this nasty ear-eating tiny Tyson up to? I think I know. It is a moment of pathos, but you issue your challenge to a duel in the hope that I will say no so that you Gripes can forever crow about Yellow Ferry or maybe you can call me Séamus an Chaca a Chaill Eire (‘James the shit who lost Ireland’) as Irish Catholics call James-II who put up a 0-5 Rush Derby performance at the Battle of the Boyne?

I would rather spend time with Benitez, Stevie Me, Tommy Smith, the three hard-boiled eggs, Richard Dodd, Ringo Starr, Mark Murphy, Stephen Miller, Benjamin gobshite Netanyahu, the twat keyboard player from New Musik (World of Water/Living by Numbers: p.s. the bass player’s name is Tony Hibbert, I kid you not) etc.

So, we can do this. You, Gripes of Rath, give me your email address on here, if you have one, and I will get in touch. This may lead to a conversation. I’ll call you, my calls to England are free.

And, if you appear reasonable rather than the Attila the Hun on the Everyone's a critic? thread, then we could meet. Happy to host if it all works out. I’ll cook dinner. I love to cook. Is Middle Eastern OK? But, big but, try and be reasonable and convince me that you are a decent fella to be welcomed in mine and Tara’s household.

I am usually not here Monday evening/Thursday during term time but next month there is Spring Break for 10 days where I will be here all that time.

Charles and Anjishnu don’t worry you’ll get used to it 😂

Redlaw will fill his trousers at thought of a face-to-face. He'll be looking at ways to stop all transport into the windy city.

Forget thriller in Manila. Think Embargo in Chicago

P F This soiree to be held at your's will it be a candlelit affair ? Will Barry bring a bottle ? (no cheap shit Baz, Aussie White/Bentox/Buckfast/Red Biddy etc) :-)

You Crooksy, are the heavy dated cumbersome, and awkward Spanish galleons in 1588. I am the lighter, sleeker, more flexible English ships who dart in and out giving hits, taking the piss.

Todays “journalists” are a bunch of mercenaries in the back pockets of the sky 6 and the Murdoch media empire.

Henry Winter might be the last one standing.

I've seen more intimidating pedalos.

Haven`t laughed so much to you announced to a hysterical TW audience that you were "kinda smart"

Erm, hang on a minute - what have I done to deserve that??

Btw - IF Rob H correctly identified “Barry” on Saturday you’d be best advised to decline the challenge - he’s massive and mean!

Looks like they are forgoing any formalities like weigh ins Derek, wait, what’s this, someone from the crowd has just jumped in, it’s turned into tag team wrestling. The gloves are off!

Hehehe.

Oh, 127, 'he he he', the vast majority of us on that thread won that one by country miles. Sad you try and cling and keep. AI means artificial intelligence not aged or asanine individual.

Blues at each other throats, should be ashamed of yourself.

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Nah, rest easy - I don’t think Rob was correct in his identification. The short version is we (Rob Danny and I) were talking and another guy joined in. Rob knew him but said “I’ve known you for ages mate but I still don’t know your name” but the guy didn’t reply (he had a hearing aid in tbf). Rob asked him again later for his name but once again was blanked. Then the guy said something that I didn’t catch and Rob said “Kinell, you’re not that Barry Rathbone are you”?

And it stuck.

IF it WAS him, you should be ok - some light training beating up dead cows and run up some steps with loads of kids and maybe some light sparring with your trainer Mick (Gaynes) and you’ll crap lightening and kill him to death, Rock…(Ferry)

UTFT

Remember who you are son and where you`re from. You give it. You take it. All part and parcel. The craic.

Keep that tongue firmly in you cheek

Guess it was my time turn to get Ferried.

Seems that Paul is the only one allowed to move overseas to further his career.

Oh well let’s hope he gets a good nights sleep.

Of course you’re in porn you’re a complete dick and of course you didn’t supply contact details because you’re a cowardly keyboard warrior.

You flat out refuse to chat with me but want my email to ring me, ha! - the rationale of an inebriated village idiot who thinks idiocy should be advertised.
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Any interested passers by who would like to watch events unfold (btw I haven’t offered to box his noggin off my gloves were hung up years ago if he’s a good boy I’ll just pat him on the head) my associate will film the event and post it on YouTube. Just need to find the cancerous buffoon.

Any details to this email address pls - jackrodwell73@googlemail.com

You label Barry as an aggressive little loner but I have always had a lot of respect for him as he goes against the grain and his views always reflect what he sees as being best for Everton and his frustrations always seem at how the club has been run and why his expectations can be viewed as being so low.

In many of your posts and views I am in agreement with but although I have found myself in perpetual disagreement with Colin and Barry on things like the strength of the squad, the job Dyche was doing and what I View as him being bullshitting and being caught out regarding Jarrads injury, never once did those posters get personal.

Even when I have an alternate viewpoint to yourself I like how you challenge my thought process and construct your argument. I'm thinking about your views on Thelwell here.

The other day I proferred something up to get a thread going as the natives were getting restless. I got a lot of support and a lot of legitimate criticism. It was wordy, it was unprofessional, it was unresearched and mistake ridden.

Only one poster yourself annoyed me by mimicking my use of the word 'fellas'. Even the point you made I had already addressed by stating that I forgot Doucoure was suspended. It therefore seemed a personal and petty post for whatever reason especially when there has been no animosity and often in intellectual agreement.

I know posters love these kind of threads but others avoid this site because of it. I am guessing that's why Lyndon has gone his way. For me Paul I much prefer to see you in your element when on one and taking on all comers regarding Thelwell rather than this petty bollox.

Good post Conor.

The thing is Conor, I made the mistake of telling this clown that my wife passed away 3 years ago so he decides it’s appropriate to bring her up in one of his vile posts.

You’ve crossed the line Ferry…..again!

Good post Conor.

The thing is Conor, I made the mistake of telling this clown that my wife passed away 3 years ago so he decides it’s appropriate to bring her up in one of his vile posts.

You’ve crossed the line Ferry…..again!

Link

Note Owen Hargreaves’ comment at the end

Well said.

People can disagree all they want it is the nature of the beast but there has to be respect afterall we're supposed to be brothers in arms.

I wasn't going to put this on the forum but Ferry is going to squirm and obfuscate his way out of a face to face so these are responses he evoked in one weekend recently

#1. I was asked an opinion by another poster and I gave it to them. but you (Ferry) decided you want to make unprovoked dig telling me my attitude on a footy forum doesn't help the club - Sigh I was going to retract from calling you a drama queen in retaliation, but you know what ? I think I'll leave that to others to draw their own conclusions about too.

#2. Pretty much everybody here reached that conclusion years ago. I just laugh and ignore him (Ferry)

#3. We all say daft things and we all get irritated with other peoples daft things, but we move on…… “X” is sound ….. Let it go. (Aimed at Ferry)

#4. You (Ferry) do make a fool of yourself with you half-witted attempts to score points against people who have disagreed with you.

#5. I know the life of a drama queen (Ferry) must get a little confusing at times when you're not quite sure who to be offended by, or outraged with, but if you (Ferry) cant find peace in your time. Leave me out of your petty vendetta's

#6. I would not call someone cretinous in a vitriolic twirl without qualifying - or else I may claim you’re (Ferry) a judgmental prick 

#7. I’ve not called you (Ferry) an asshole. But your comment proves you are.

#8. Simple to understand unless you’re a muppet Paul (Ferry) and virtue signaling when called out.

#9. This footy lark entails an awul lot more than sitting sniping at opinion you cant begin to understand

MK doesn’t always get it right but he was bang on saying this clown sees stuff he doesn’t agree with and kicks off FAR TOO OFTEN.

Let’s bask in the warm glow of 13 points from a possible 15.

I may need to check myself into hospital to get the smile surgically removed if these results continue.

However, by the look of the spats going on here ToffeeWeb is well on its way to returning to normal.

Agreed mate, so much want this guy to succeed, maybe he doesn’t have all the attributes of a top striker but he is making up with that with effort. As far as Harrison goes, did Leeds under Bielsa play him on the left or the right?

I’m very happy with those thirteen points though!

Andy over from Belfast and Peter up from Worcester, we plan to go to Wetherspoons first for a brekkie then on to the Harlech, be great to see you mate. Mind you, early kick-off (12.30) for that one !

I doubt he will have the bottle to meet up with you Barry, bullies, especially keyboard ones, don’t when they are actively fronted up face to face.

I just hope he changed his trousers before going to bed after Mark’s winding up. Cluck, cluck, cluck 🐔 🐓

‘I’m more than happy to call it quits and get along’ after Colin had carved him a new one, was a TW classic.

Do send in the video if it does ever happen though, I think there will be a few very interested to see it.

You are spot on his type never face up.

What a disgusting piece of work Ferry is referencing your dearly departed wife the cowardly hole is a wrong 'un from tip to toe and I strongly suspect he's a congenital liar. It beggars belief that he is an educator.

Imagine the lunatic trying to deal with students disagreeing with him!!

Mind you I imagine in real life he's a little church mouse frightened of his own shadow.

We’ve all seen ‘em before Barry. A complete Tit.

My new partner does the same job as him but here in the UK at a British University, she finds it absolutely incredulous that he is what he says he is, though she did caveat it by saying everyone in the States is pretty much called a Professor in education.

He called me Highfalutin excessive exegesis, but then kind of ruined it by calling me a divvy beforehand 😂.

Did you see over the weekend he extended an olive branch to Mike Gaynes with ‘Kudos to Mr Gaynes’ after completely annihilating him for the last 6 months, or sorry, trying to.

Pity he shit out when you made your offer of a visit. Tried to make it all about sitting down to dinner. All mouth, I was hoping you would leave a little bit of him for me.

Well done you, Colin and Mark all did a proper number on him there mate, comedy gold for TW.

Can we please be mates now Colin 😂🤣

More mixed up than the Beverley Hillbillies.