Grounded Barkley just loves playing for Everton

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Local boy focused on club and country

In his first sit-down interview with the national papers, Ross Barkley recounts his road from discovery to playing for the club he loves and the moment a doctor told him his career might be over following a compound leg fracture aged just 16.

Now 19 and already a full England international, Everton's latest young diamond has been drawing inevitable comparisons with Wayne Rooney, his idol Paul Gascoigne — “Gazza is a legend but I'd prefer not to be compared with other players,” he says — and Steven Gerrard, his mentor in the national team setup.

He is also the subject of equally inevitable speculation linking him with a big-money move to the likes of Chelsea and Manchester United but, unlike the young Rooney of nine years ago, Barkley appears perfectly happy where he is. Gerrard, of course, knows all about devoting an entire career to your local team and he has been impressing on the young Evertonian the importance of staying with the club he loves.

"[Gerrard] was good to me when I was on England duty. I sat next to him on the coach and he gave me loads of advice," Barkley is quoted by Andy Hunter in The Guardian. "He said there is nothing better than being a local lad from Liverpool and playing for the team I support, as he's done throughout his career.

"He told me that playing is the main thing, that going to another team and not playing is no good for my development. He said the big-hitters will be looking at me and be linked with me but that the main thing is I stay with the club I'm at, the team I support and the team I love, which is Everton. I love Everton and all I think about is playing for Everton."

Spotted on a local park at the age of eight and picked up by Everton three years later, Ross describes the lonely bus journeys he had to take to get himself to Everton's Academy training ground in Netherton while his mother looked after his sister and some of the other players were being picked up in expensive cars.

He paints a picture of drive and determination to improve through his teenage years, exemplified by his road back from devastating injury three years ago when, on the verge of making his first-team debut under ex-Everton manager, David Moyes, he broke his leg in three places in an accidental collision with Andre Wisdom.

"It was difficult for me and I was upset because I wanted to play for the first team at 16. I looked up to Rooney and he had played for Everton when he was 16 and I wanted to do the same," he says.

"I was upset and a doctor in Belgium told me I might not be able to play again. I phoned my mum and she said I would be OK, so I stayed positive and when I got back to England the doctors said the doctor in Belgium had got it wrong."

His mother, whom Ross cites as the biggest influence on his career, told him that all his hard work would pay off if he just stuck at it. "I used to say 'If I play for Everton one day' and she would always say 'No, when you play for Everton'," Barkley recounts.

That kind of gritty Scouse single-mindedness is something the teenager believes is somehow ingrained and explains why Merseyside has produced so many great players down the years. “All Scousers are a bit different to anyone else. We are aggressive and winners,” Barkley says in The Telegraph. “We want to win. It is a feeling. When I was a kid playing you'd get Scousers on the line shouting ‘get in, get in' and it gets you built up. Playing Sunday league is tough. I just think it's in our genes."

And The Telegraph's Chris Bascombe describes a down-to-earth teenager unperturbed by the burden of the hopes of a nation:

"[T]he most enduring and appealing component of... [his] first major interview with national newspapers, is how he is utterly uncontaminated from the foibles of the modern game.

"No rehearsed bland responses, no agents demanding copy approval and no hints of media training as he occasionally openly seeks reassurance his description of a complex, paternal relationship with former manager David Moyes will not be misinterpreted.

"Barkley is not just the likely heir of Goodison icons, but sees himself as continuing a tradition of supremely creative Liverpool-born players. Products of the toughening up initiations of schoolboy football the clean-cut academies struggle to replicate."

While Moyes gave him plenty of support during his recovery, including sending him and his family to Tenerife to get away from things while he recovered from injury, and handed him his Premier League debut in August 2012, it is under new boss Roberto Martinez that Barkley has flourished since returning from the disappointment of England's early exit from the U20 World Cup in Turkey.

"Roberto is allowing me to make mistakes so I can learn from them," Barkley said. "He's giving me information about where not to make mistakes and where I can afford to take risks and I'm taking all of that on board. I'd say the new manager trusts me more, but David Moyes helped me a lot. I used to go into his office and he'd always be honest with me.

“When the new manager first came he gave me a lot of confidence by telling me I'm going to be involved this season and stuff like that.

“He said he believes I am going to be a big player for Everton this season and for seasons to come. He sees me scoring loads for Everton and he was putting confidence into me.

“The way he plays helps me because I know I'm going to be getting on the ball and that's what I like to do. He speaks to me and I'm learning a lot from him.”

In addition to consolidating his position in Everton's first team, Barkley has sights set on being included in Roy Hodgson's squad for the World Cup Finals in Brazil should England qualify.

Quotes or other material sourced from The Guardian



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Jamie Sweet
1 Posted 20/09/2013 at 23:56:03
My mate who is a Chelsea fan and hadn't seen much of Ross Barkley before said he could tell within the first 5 minutes of the game on Saturday that this lad is an absolute class act.

He has everything he needs to be one of the finest footballers of this generation. I really hope he's gracing Goodison for many years to come, but I suspect Uncle Bill will already be having other ideas.

Derek Knox
2 Posted 20/09/2013 at 23:56:03
Good and very reassuring article Lyndon. Let's just hope he remains with us for a long time and doesn't have his head turned towards 'greener pastures'. He strikes me as being pretty level-headed, belying his tender age.

I know it's early days yet, but I feel a new era is definitely starting to unfold at Everton, and maybe we will be able to provide the usual enticements for players wanting to move (CL qualification) etc... after all, it is not beyond the bounds of reality!

Carl Sanderson
3 Posted 21/09/2013 at 00:02:06
That excellent article suggests that Steven Gerrard isn't a total twat, and that Moyes would have given Ross a chance quite a while ago but for that bad injury.
Karl Masters
4 Posted 21/09/2013 at 00:05:46
I remember Moyes saying in 2010-11 that Ross was going to be given his debut until he got the injury in training for the England under 19's. He basically lost a whole season.

Good to see Gerrard talking some sense, even if the article was written by an arch Red, Bascombe.

Chris Sawyer
5 Posted 21/09/2013 at 00:31:48
If Gerrard thought that highly of RB he'd have passed to him when he should have done in the England match. Not wanting to further strengthen Chelski or ManU by the acquisition of RB is all.
Nick Swallow
6 Posted 21/09/2013 at 00:37:10
Notice the bit where he is talking about Martinez, "He speaks to me and I'm learning a lot from him" as apposed to........
Oscar Huglin
7 Posted 21/09/2013 at 00:39:11
Gained a lot of respect for Gerrard after this, and although I love Barkley and truly hope we can keep hold of him for at least a few years, Rooney's "Once a blue, always a blue" celebration springs to mind...

I hope I'm completely wrong. I honestly think Barkley could become a better player than Rooney if he plays his cards right.

Time will tell!

Jackie Barry
8 Posted 21/09/2013 at 01:04:32
I do often wonder if Rooney could turn back the clock would he want to play for Man U or would he choose to stay at Everton? I think Rooney would have been a better player if he had stayed in all honesty, I saw him doing things as a youngster that seem to have been trained out of him now.
Rob Smith
9 Posted 21/09/2013 at 02:19:03
How important that loyalty may prove in helping Everton back to Europe. He will probably be worth in excess of 30 mill in another season or two but could be worth more to the club if he stays, home grown superstars make your club special, I mean imagine for a moment, Rooney back where he should be, playing alongside Barkley, Lukaku impressed by the loyalty shown by club and player, signs for us and is banging them in for fun.

Just woke up, did I say anything stupid?

Robbie Shields
10 Posted 21/09/2013 at 02:23:02
First of all, kudos to Gerrard, great genuine advice from him and shows that he has great respect for Everton FC despite the horrific abuse he gets from some of our fans.

Secondly, it's pretty amusing thinking back over the last couple of years posts on her about Barkley and the some of the comments about him not being good enough, too young, making too many mistakes etc. etc. Anyone who couldn't see what an extra special talent and truly world class player Barkley already was back then simply doesn't understand football or read the game IMHO. I don't think it was a coincidence that many of these posters also backed Moyes to the hilt, despite the 'evidence' on show on the park, they just could 'see' it.

Thank God Martinez arrived and is now building a side around one of the greatest talents to every come through at Goodison. I personally believe he is a much better player than Rooney at the same age and will be a much better players than Rooney in the future, and I thought (and still believe) that Rooney was ultra special too, so this isn't sour grapes.

I spoke to the Everton youth coaches about Barkley last year when they were over in Australia with the Tim Cahill coaching clinic and asked them whether Barkley would go or not like Rooney did. They said 'not a chance, he loves the club and we are his family'.

I also talked to Cahill's brother, really great lad and mad Evertonian, he apparently represents Barkley and told me they'd been begging Moyes to play him all Season but Moyes wouldn't, and they couldn't understand why.

If Martinez gets the best out of Barkley and builds a team around him, as it looks like he is doing, then I can't see Ross wanting to go anywhere, except perhaps Madrid eventually.

IMWT

Peter Thistle
11 Posted 21/09/2013 at 03:50:33
He sounds a level-headed lad, just hope the hype doesn't turn his head and we can see how good he can be at Everton, not sitting on a bench for Chelsea.
Rahman Talib
12 Posted 21/09/2013 at 04:39:54
if the dude stays clean, don't let success goes to his head and continue to improve the dude's gonna be the next Kevin Sheedy
James Martin
13 Posted 21/09/2013 at 05:08:10
Robbie I agree with what you say abiyt Ross, he is a great player and could grow to be a world class one. I think the mind may have faded with regards to Rooney though. I have never seen anything like what he did at 16 against Arsenal and Leeds. The combination of pace and power was frightening. He's never got back to that raw level he had and im not sure Ross is quite that audacious yet. I think Ross will be a very Moyes/Martinez player, tactically astute and a team player. Rooney was and in someways is a complete renegade.
Kevin Rowlands
14 Posted 21/09/2013 at 04:58:12
Fair do's to Gerrard, I think we all 'hate' him so much because he's been so good, especially against us in the past, as for Ross I believe he's going to be world class so I'm going to enjoy watching him in a blue shirt as long as he's here, same goes for Lukaku, Del boy, Mirrallas, Stones and McCarthy, if and when they move on I'll worry about that when it happens.
Mark Jones
15 Posted 21/09/2013 at 07:25:08
What a great way to start the weekend!

My only hope is that RM doesn't let Barkley's enthusiasm to play get in the way of being sensible with him. He's still young and needs to be rested at times - I'd play Deulofeu instead of him against Fulham in the cup - or else he'll burn-out.

If he starts 30 games in all competitions this season that would be fantastic, assuming we'll play between 41 and 50.

Lori Fekete
16 Posted 21/09/2013 at 07:25:32
Well fair play to Gerrard, I always believed it was when Rooney went away with England that he had his head turned.
I'd never admit it to my red shite mates, but I've always been jealous that they had a local hero all these years. I'd absolutely love it if RB stayed with us his whole career, but I think we're all a bit wary of getting too excited after the whole Rooney thing.

Ross sounds a real class act.

Lets never hear the words 'you can't turn down united' again

Tony Fearns
17 Posted 21/09/2013 at 07:59:32
There's no doubt this lad is a class act and will improve this season. Sadly he will leave as the seagulls are already gathering.Class players don't stay at Everton these days.
Garry Martin
18 Posted 21/09/2013 at 07:58:29
Hope Stubbs takes a leaf from Gerrards, simple but effective comments, there again no fuck it SACK Stubbs.........sorry to bring this up on a different story !
Carl Sanderson
19 Posted 21/09/2013 at 08:41:11
Kevin 706,

I don't dislike Gerrard because he's good against us. I hate him because he's a diving, cheating misery-arse with a face like a fruit-bat.

His advice to Barkley is probably motivated by self-interest: Barkley will never sign for Liverpool but could go to Manchester or London. Nevertheless it is good advice.

Steve Guy
21 Posted 21/09/2013 at 08:54:02
Carl....."face like a fruit bat"....made my day and it's only 9am ! Barkley is the real deal
Andy Walker
22 Posted 21/09/2013 at 09:01:00
I was at the England Moldova game and saw him come on as sub (at which point we had 3 blues on the pitch playing for England!).

From his first touch he looked completely at home, his effort that flew past the post was class, he always wanted the ball. A real player. Lets hope he stays with us for years to come.

Phil Sammon
23 Posted 21/09/2013 at 09:13:11
Carl Sanderson #676 & Karl Masters #679

I am not having that at all. That leg break certainly put back Barkkey's debut and stalled his development, but there's no excuse for Moyes not playing Barkley last year. If Moyes were still here then he wouldn't be playing this year either. I think we all recall, "He's a young boy whose missed a lot of football." That translates to, "I'm shit scared to play the lad because he'll make a mistake."

Thank god Martinez has a different mindset and adapts the team to afford a precocious talent that has the fans off their seats.

Kev Johnson
25 Posted 21/09/2013 at 09:24:51
Thumbs up to Gerrard. I've never understood the extent of the abuse he gets on here. Maybe it's because I come from a mixed EFC/LFC family and I'm also an England fan?

For sure, he's a terrible diver and he's a bit of a dirty so-and-so (at least in derby games). Oh, and yeah, he does indeed have a face like a fruit bat - ha-ha! brilliant! But he's a fantastic player, and I wish we had someone like that playing for us. Maybe Ross will be that good, or better? Fingers crossed.

I watched the England game and didn't agree that SG wasn't passing to Ross. I thought that was utter paranoia. He's the England captain, FFS. He's bigger than that.

I think there's more chance of Rooney coming back to us than there is of Ross going to Man U. Talking of which, another Red, Carragher is saying in the Daily Mail today that if Rooney does move he should go back to Everton. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2427111/Jamie-Carragher-Wayne-Rooney-Manchester-United-star-good-Kenny-Dalglish-pomp.html

I don't hate LFC, I just love Everton.

Shane Corcoran
26 Posted 21/09/2013 at 10:04:04
Kev Johnson, the sane grounded man among the lunatics.
Tony Sullivan
27 Posted 21/09/2013 at 09:52:34
It is a good article which sheds some light on Barkley's ambitions and motivation.
It was also heartening to see Steven Gerrard giving the lad sound advice. I am from a generation that referred to Liverpool as the Reds and had respect for their players such as Liddell, Hughes, A'Court etc. My father and two of my brothers were Reds, and attitudes such as Gerrard has shown bred respect rather than blind bias bordering upon hatred for our city opposition.
Perhaps the development of such respect will help the likes of Ross Barkley consider that his long term interests lie at Goodison Park.
It would be nice to think so but I am not holding my breath.
Peter Warren
28 Posted 21/09/2013 at 10:03:13
Kev - do you remember what role model Stevie did in Southport and got caught on camera and yet still acquitted? Maybe that's a bit far back, how about his comments after derby last season? I too would love a player like Gerrard as he is amazing, in fact best midfielder I've ever seen and sure he ain't as bad as most footballers but he still hasn't helped himself with his actions over years (stamping on Naismith / word in Clattenberg's ear)
Phil Sammon
29 Posted 21/09/2013 at 10:08:23
Well mark me down as 'pathetic' and 'childish' because I hate Liverpool with every fibre of my being. Gerrard, Suarez, Sturridge, Rodgers - just their faces on a TV screen is enough to send me into a tail-spin.
Mark Taylor
30 Posted 21/09/2013 at 09:59:35
I must have woken in a bad mood this morning but

1) If I wanted to keep a young player, the last thing I'd be doing is running a huge advertising campaign about him by putting him up in front of all the national papers and

2) While Barkley has huge potential, I prefer to sing a player's praises once they have actually made a contribution beyond a handful of matches. On the few occasions Moyes brought him on last year, he didn't look ready. There is also a chance that too much hype means too much pressure and expectation, and this backfires.

Hopefully, Barkley means what he says about his love for the club and we'll be in a position to sing his praises with good cause in a few year's time. And if I was really dreaming again, I'd hope our board would see it as an opportunity to build a CL level team around him and provided the necessary funds to achieve this.

Darren Hind
31 Posted 21/09/2013 at 09:51:42
Robbie Sheilds.

I only remember one person saying Ross was'nt good enough and you could never in a million years describe him as "pro Moyes", mind you the same guy was advocating giving Big Vic a center mid slot instead - draw your own conclusions.

The EPL places ridiculous demands on young bodies. Players like Alan Smith, Michael Owen, Robbie Fowler, Lee sharp, were all viewed as future superstars. . They were all finished by their mid twenties. I know there are exceptions ( Giggs ) but there is very clearly a case for introducing players gradually. Whose right ? I don't know.

Moyes clearly rated Barkley, but being of a cautious nature he chose the softly sofly approach. Many people thought he was right and possibly just as many thought he was wrong.

It appears you were amused by a debate you didnt quite understand. The knowledge that Ross was talented, wasnt the issue. The issue was always about how that talent should be nutured and I gues we'll never know for sure who is right.

I hate to break this to you Robbie, but rather than watching Ross's progress - seeing things, not seen by people who don't understand the game - you were merely seeing what everyone else saw. . . The blindingly fucking obvious

Ben Jones
32 Posted 21/09/2013 at 10:46:43
Darren.

Im not sure I buy this whole burnout argument, and why it only applies to younger players rather than all players in the EPL.

Lee Sharpe and Alan Smith had horrific injuries which ruined their careers. The only case where it is true in Michael Owen and he said himself I think in an interview. But he's made out of glass and he's not a bulky lad who relies on pace, where Barkley is a big lad.

There are of course exceptions to the rule, like Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas and all the Utd title winning side of the late 90s.

Age doesn't matter, if they're fit and good enough, play them. If they're tired, unfit or injured them, don't play them. Doesn't matter whether they're 19 or 34, it's still the same.

But fair play with Barkley. He does seem a level headed lad, especially in comparison to Rooney. I still think he's going to leave though, Everton can't afford to keep top, top players unfortunately.

I really hope Im wrong though, he can be a legend at the club. He has that potential.

Darren Hind
33 Posted 21/09/2013 at 10:56:19
Ben

Not sure I buy it myself, but I accept some people do and I know there are lots of people with different ideas of when and how gradually youngsters should be introduced,


Thats an entirely different argument to claiming you spotted talent others couldn't

BTW Ross's injury was every bit as bad as those suffered by Alan Smith and Lee Sharpe

Mark Jones
34 Posted 21/09/2013 at 11:07:33
I'm not sure I agree with a couple of the comments above that there may be a small amount of self-interest in what Gerrard is saying, to ensure he doesn't go to a major rival.

But make no mistake that the reason Chelsea have loaned us Lukaku is so we have a better chance of taking points off their title rivals

Phil Sammon
35 Posted 21/09/2013 at 11:21:01
Darren

Those injuries to Sharpe and Smith were sustained mid-career and they never recovered. That is totally different to Barkley who has had his very early on and recovered magnificently.

Robbie Muldoon
36 Posted 21/09/2013 at 11:23:56
Sounds like quite honest advice from Gerrard to Barkley. I've said many times before, when Gerrard retires he will be treated like royalty for the rest of his days anywhere he goes in this city (apart from the grafters who are always trying to have him off). Rooney on the other hand, will not. And no amount of money or success at United can ever change that.

I saw Rooney snap at Gabrielle Clarke after the Leverkusen game in midweek, it was a glimpse of the lads intelligence (or lack of) that he got riled by a question that anybody could have easily dealt with in a mor tactful way. He has had his arse wiped for him since 16 with that greedy agent of his, Stretford the rat, I'm sure if Barkley stays at Everton and emulates anything near what Gerrard has at Liverpool there will one day be an envious 40 year old Rooney.

Ross Barkley the future is your lad!

Robbie Shields
37 Posted 21/09/2013 at 11:44:24
Darren mate, you seem pretty het up about this for some reason. If it was so blindingly fucking obvious as you put it, how come Moyes never payed him? I rest my case.
Jamie Barlow
38 Posted 21/09/2013 at 11:57:06
Robbie M, as much as I dislike what Rooney did to us, I enjoyed it when he had a snap at Clarke. He's probably been asked the same shite every time he goes in front of the camera. More managers and players should do it when asked stupid fucking questions over and over again.

Phil Sammon
39 Posted 21/09/2013 at 12:38:55
Totally agree Jamie.

Rooney was tactless but I think if have to be the same to these idiots. I can't remember the last time I saw an interviewer ask a genuinely insightful question. It's just the same old garbage recycled.

Tony McNulty
40 Posted 21/09/2013 at 12:38:24
Robbie (#746),

Moyes hardly played Barkley because Moyes is instinctively risk-averse.

It explains his tactics in some of the big games, and it also explains why under Roberto we face more of a roller coaster ride, but also more fun and pleasure on the way.

I know which one I prefer (…. so long as we stay in the Premiership)

Dan Brierley
41 Posted 21/09/2013 at 12:41:48
I am absolutely made up to have such a talented that has broke through. There is no better feeling in the world than seeing 'one of our own' doing the business in the first team. Even more so given that he is a genuinely exciting player to watch, each time he is on the ball there is an expectation that something magical is going to happen.

I am still surprised to see how many people still want to bring up Moyes, and try and somehow insinuate he held Barkley back. Moyes is gone, no matter how much it hurts that he has gone to United, we just have to get over it. Why not just enjoy and appreciate Barkley's talent instead of using him as another reason to bring up a guy who no longer manages our club.

Phil Sammon
42 Posted 21/09/2013 at 12:59:08
Dan

You may notice that David Moyes is quite heavily mentioned in the title article.

Lori Fekete
43 Posted 21/09/2013 at 12:52:06
Just to clear up my earlier post, I would like to add;
I DO hate Gerrard;
1- He always scores against us.
2- He single handedly won LFC trophies
3- He's lauded as a great long passer, when he has the same shit completion rate as Jags.
4- His freakessly small forehead (or should I say threehead)
5- His comments after the derby
6- not getting sent down for that night club incident ( don't care if he's actually innocent or not)
7- He's a Burke.

Having said that, fair play to him for giving RB sound advise

Ross Edwards
44 Posted 21/09/2013 at 13:42:53
Dan, Moyes was the one who brought Barkley through. If you are so paranoid of the slightest mentioning of his name, don't respond.
Eugene Ruane
45 Posted 21/09/2013 at 13:50:06
Lori (764) - "7- He's a Burke"

Actually 'Burke' is 'berk' -originally rhyming slang and shortened from 'Berkshire Hunt'.

(from Prof C. Untz "How To Fucking Swear Properly")

Carl Sanderson
46 Posted 21/09/2013 at 14:04:35
Lori 764:

You forgot to add diving, trying to cripple Campbell, Kilbane and Naysmith in separate derbies, and marrying Alex Curran.

Ross Edwards
47 Posted 21/09/2013 at 14:11:14
Carl

As well as having the personality and charisma of an Andrex toilet roll.

Lori Fekete
48 Posted 21/09/2013 at 15:22:36
Thanks Eugene you pedantic twit, sorry twat
Tom Dodds
49 Posted 21/09/2013 at 08:39:23
Imagine (sic) if the music world was similar to the football world and John and then Paul had joined a Manchester band? Sort of a screwy statement I know but you catch my drift...

If any local hero is going to be bribed away from our (or anyone's) local club, the ultimate blame lies with Rupert Murdoch.... Although one could add though in our case that Everton has a 'double whammy' in that department in the form of Mr William Kenwright.

Frida Ericsson
50 Posted 21/09/2013 at 17:18:58
the only thing he needs to improve, is his decision making abilities.
Roger Helm
51 Posted 21/09/2013 at 17:47:29
I think Ross is a sensible lad and knows he is well off with us for the next few years at least, as he matures. But to stay for his whole career? Well, if we can offer the massive wages and multiple medals that the top clubs can, maybe, but at the end of the day these players are professionals and they have their career to consider.

Fair play to Gerrard for what he said, but I will never respect LFC while they are dissing us - "little club", and all that shit that Shankley said about us. Even now they seem to think they have a divine right to CL football. I can't help cheering up when they lose!

Karl Meighan
52 Posted 21/09/2013 at 18:34:47
I will keep it simple thank fuck we got good money for Rodwell and kept a much better player imo in Barkley as for Gerrard one bitter shithouse.
Darren Hind
53 Posted 21/09/2013 at 19:25:47
Robbie

I don't get het up about other peoples opinion, but I do get annoyed when somebody wants to portray himself as having a better understanding of the game than people who don't share his opinion.

You sound desperate to be right, but if you havent yet realised, football is about opinion. its you who doesnt understand the game.

Try enjoying todays victory, because Evertonia doesnt care whether you are right or wrong

Andrew James
54 Posted 21/09/2013 at 23:43:15
Lori - bit OTT on Eugene there, play nicely.

I think we can really make a mark this season. OFM did leave behind a very good legacy in the shape of our squad, the kids and Finch Farm.

I get to see my first RM match live at the Cottage in 3 days time. Very excited.

Eugene Ruane
55 Posted 22/09/2013 at 00:33:01
Lori (797) - "Thanks Eugene you pedantic twit, sorry twat"

Obviously not an articulated Lori.

Brian Denton
56 Posted 22/09/2013 at 00:47:03
Now THAT is back to form Eugene
Lori Fekete
57 Posted 22/09/2013 at 10:48:45
Eugenius!

Nah, I'll stick with twat

Thomas Newton
58 Posted 22/09/2013 at 18:28:42
Gerrard is a cunt, always was... always will be!
Pablo Connelly
59 Posted 23/09/2013 at 09:57:10
Why would Gerard have self interest in keeping Barkley at Everton when we have finished ahead of them for 2 years running? Please don't buy into the media bullshit that they have now become a top team, they haven't pulled up any trees during the window (although they had a good jan window) and will still be fighting it out for 6th with us. Make no mistake we are their biggest rivals, they are still well behind the best.
Dave Bickley
60 Posted 23/09/2013 at 14:39:44
Incidentally.I was wondering who wanted to banjo Stevie Fruit Bat Face @ the redshite training ground last week.It couldn't be Ross Barkley!s agent for any reason could it?
James Fletcher
61 Posted 23/09/2013 at 19:35:47
Carl it's more the constant look like he's on the verge of crimping one out in his briefs that gets on my tits.
Andrew Ellams
62 Posted 23/09/2013 at 20:33:38
When Barkley ghosts past players wiyh that 10 yard change of gear it is like watching Paul Gascoigne circa 1989 when Gascoigne was already 21/22 years old. If we can keep hold of this lad he will surely be up there with the greatest players ever to grace this club
Harold Matthews
63 Posted 24/09/2013 at 16:34:32
Lori / Eugene. Top stuff. I needed a laugh.

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