During half time in last night's game against Wolves, I looked down and realised that I had socks on in exactly the right proportions of colours that Wolves play in.
As you all know, soon after half time, we scored and subsequently won the game.
I feel like a fool...If only I had known that the ultimate power rests with me, and that our club could have avoided some of the ignominies of the past 35 years!
My real problem is, what shall I do when we play the shite? There is no way I am buying red socks.
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1 Posted 20/05/2021 at 17:18:26
5 Posted 20/05/2021 at 17:52:43
6 Posted 20/05/2021 at 18:03:51
Apparently St Jude was approached but turned us down saying "I'm only the Patron Saint of Lost Causes â€“ not a magician!"
8 Posted 20/05/2021 at 18:13:29
9 Posted 20/05/2021 at 18:13:59
10 Posted 20/05/2021 at 18:26:03
Nobody gets as embarrassed as they were by Real Madrid in the CL final then returns to win it and the Prem title to boot. They're at it again qualifying for the CL despite throwing away points all over the shop.
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