A big dilemma

by   |   20/05/2021  6 Comments  [Jump to last]

During half time in last night's game against Wolves, I looked down and realised that I had socks on in exactly the right proportions of colours that Wolves play in.

As you all know, soon after half time, we scored and subsequently won the game.

I feel like a fool...If only I had known that the ultimate power rests with me, and that our club could have avoided some of the ignominies of the past 35 years!

My real problem is, what shall I do when we play the shite? There is no way I am buying red socks.


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Geoff Williams
1 Posted 20/05/2021 at 17:18:26
I've come to the conclusion that, as Everton supporters, we should adopt St Jude as our Patron Saint.
Geoff Williams
5 Posted 20/05/2021 at 17:52:43
He's the Patron Saint of Lost Causes, could anyone be more appropriate?
Brendan McLaughlin
6 Posted 20/05/2021 at 18:03:51
Geoff #5,

Apparently St Jude was approached but turned us down saying "I'm only the Patron Saint of Lost Causes – not a magician!"

Dale Self
8 Posted 20/05/2021 at 18:13:29
Brown socks versus the red shite. And it's St. Joseph we want signed up like yesterday.
Alan J Thompson
9 Posted 20/05/2021 at 18:13:59
Tim, instead of red socks wear your best, special occasion red undies.
Barry Rathbone
10 Posted 20/05/2021 at 18:26:03
Doesn't matter what you wear the devil has their back.

Nobody gets as embarrassed as they were by Real Madrid in the CL final then returns to win it and the Prem title to boot. They're at it again qualifying for the CL despite throwing away points all over the shop.

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