Premier League — Matchweek 24

You can tell I'm still looking down the Table. I wanted West Ham cut adrift.

I think one or two more could have been red-carded there as well.

But that was a really good strike by Anthony Gordon... the kopite twat, so it musta really hurt him. Hehe.

Both teams playing on the front foot... what is the matter with them?

Gang-ho football, played with pace, it’s reminding me of the extra time period during the AFCON final, the other week, and is exactly the reason why we all fell in love with football to begin with.

Very poor Premier League this season.

Absolute joke.

The penny is dropping though as to why the twats in charge have foisted it on us. Obviously for the engaged fan, the thing is a disaster. But for the neutral, it adds a gameshow quality to proceedings.

On the BBC feed, it says: 'GOAL! Fulham are back in it!'. And then runs another headline 10 seconds later: 'But will it be given?' And then you wait for the next little feed: 'They are looking at two different incidents'.

And for the neutral, it jolts you out of the monotony of a game you care little about. Shows how they don't give a flying fuck about the actual supporters, though.

They need an Everton-style turnaround in the second half here.

Without Van de Ven, the defence is a shambles. He's a very good defender, but is constantly missing.

Silly old Spurs.

Goal of the Season candidate for sure.

Frank will be getting plaudits...Moyes... not so much

One poster tells us we are going to qualify for Europe then the next breath tells us he's a realist. You couldn't make it up.

Brian tells us we criticised Ancelotti when we were second. No I think it was when we finished sandwiched between two relegation squads one of which star player was Jack Harrison who fed the unbelievable goal machine that is Patrick Bamford despite the riches the Italian was afforded.

Jimmy tells us that Martinez nearly got us relegated even though he had us in a position where we aren't sure to finish any higher than under our latest tactical genius whom apparently is doing so incredibly well.

I would love to know where some get their optimism from? Before the turn of the year one wise sage was confident of 12 points against the also rans. We won one of those games yet I seen he still expects us to qualify.

Others said we would fly up the table when we got our players back well we took 2 miserly points against two bottom half teams.

We have the likes of Fulham, Bournemouth and Burnley coming up where we need a lot of points as soon it will be the sky 6 and we know how that goes under this manager.

It seems those table watching don't know what they are looking at. Judging us by the performances of those like Palace, Forest, Spurs and Newcastle who are fighting on the European front is misleading and the latter will surely to come good when at the business end.

We have to make up 3 points to get ahead of fucking Brentford. Sunderland are unbelievably going to be ahead of us after tomorrow night. Bournemouth have sold all their best players over the last 6 months yet amazingly are still on our coat tails while some said when we played Fulham it was the poorest team we have faced yet we aren't even ahead of them.

Considering we took 7 points from the uplift Jacks signing gave us I really don't know why many are so confident except for looking at the table which deviates from 8th to 14th week to week.

The top 6 are gone, Newcastle will finish 7th and we need a return of around 26 points to claim 8th and hope Spurs don't click on late who we play last game.