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Best match I never saw!

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What a night. Natalia and I watched the first half of the derby in the Marquis of Granby on Cambridge Circus in central London, surrounded by the usual glory-hunters ? don?t they spout a load of clueless, blinkered shite, cockney reds? They remind me of Newcastle fans, so unused to being actually challenged about anything that the most absurd pronouncements are taken on face value as gospel. There was one genuine red in there too who I had a quick exchange of banter with. He mused that it must be awful being so bitter and I replied that it could be worse; it could be arrogance.

At half time we headed off to see the Airborne Toxic Event at the 100 Club on Oxford Street. We had mixed feelings about leaving the pub to miss the rest of the match, of course, but I?d been a fan of this LA band for over two years now (they?re going to be huge, by the way) and had struck up a friendship with them in the process so we were on the guest list and I just couldn?t let them down. My mate, Banksy, was actually at the game and was duly instructed to keep me posted on scores via text.

If I?m honest, my fatalism and our lack of craft in the first half had gone some way to convincing me that we would lose anyway. On our way out I said my goodbyes to the scouse kopite, explaining that we had to go to a gig and he said it was probably best we left now anyway. ?There?s that arrogance again?, I replied and headed out into the night full of expectancy and angst.

The gig itself was so tremendous that I was actually able to take my mind off the game for moments and we both had a fantastic time until, for the final song, there was a stage invasion and I found myself dancing on the stage with my arm around the bassist, Noah, proudly showing my amber EFC shirt to the rest of the crowd, whilst Mikel, the lead singer, jumped into the crowd and sang the song directly to my girl, Natalia. Could life get any better than this, I wondered. Yes, it could.

At that very moment, I spotted a bloke holding an Everton hat in the air to catch my attention. Turns out there were several ESCLA members in the crowd last night and they?d spotted me and decided to pass on some wonderful news. As I bounced up and down on stage the guy held his fingers up to indicate ?One, nil? and mouthed ?We won!?

You could have killed me right then if you?d wanted to and I really wouldn?t have minded.

What a night, indeed.
Andy Griff, London     Posted 05/02/2009 at 14:09:28

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Nick Entwistle
1   Posted 06/02/2009 at 08:50:06

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Hmmm, a rock singer starts singing directly to your girlfriend... and life doesn’t get better? For her, no. For you? Start to learn the guitar mate!
Noah Toxic
2   Posted 06/02/2009 at 09:19:57

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She loves it in there does Natalia. She was back in again last night...
Andy Newton
3   Posted 06/02/2009 at 09:34:03

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Airborne Toxic Event, MY ARSE!!

You wouldn?t have got me out the pub if the game was on.
Ciarán MacGiolla Eoin
4   Posted 06/02/2009 at 10:13:46

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The first half was the worst football I?ve ever seen from two teams.... If you only saw that half then how on earth could it be the best match you?ve ever seen?
Duncan McDine
5   Posted 06/02/2009 at 11:16:29

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Andy Newton ? in true Jim Royle fashion, nice one Lurky!!!

I must admit, I wouldn?t have been able to go to the concert ? best mates or not, they?d have understood.
Peter Howard
6   Posted 06/02/2009 at 11:47:43

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Can you get your mate, Banksy, to do one of his crackin? pieces of graffiti depicting young Dan?s goal?
Gareth Gates
7   Posted 06/02/2009 at 11:54:07

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I have a lovely shrubbery.
Paul Smith
8   Posted 06/02/2009 at 12:28:52

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Ya missed out on watching an Everton game to watch some band no-one's heard of while one of them sings to ya missus? Fuck that!
Bernie Ashe
9   Posted 06/02/2009 at 12:43:06

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Am I missing something here?
How can you leave the pub? This was only the biggest game of the season so far.
Darrel Pugh
10   Posted 06/02/2009 at 13:30:55

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Bit rich having a go at the red shites for being arm chairs then pissing off at half time to watch some band no one?s ever heard of and getting excited cos your missus is about to be nailed by the guitarist, is this a swingers club? Surely they are open after the match?
John House
11   Posted 06/02/2009 at 13:43:32

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Can’t believe I just read all that. Glad you enjoyed the gig mate.
chris wilson
12   Posted 06/02/2009 at 16:25:31

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either this is a wind up or you’re a tit
Andy Griff
13   Posted 06/02/2009 at 17:07:02

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Yeah, cheers everyone!
Paul Smith
14   Posted 06/02/2009 at 23:10:53

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LMFAO Darell Pugh, made me laugh what you said about the guitarist... I am in stitches here.

Funny man!

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