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On Sunday, I sincerely hope those amongst us hell bent on singing vile anti-Rooney chants etc etc please keep your vile chants to yourself. We don't need that nonesense on Sunday.
This should be a celebration of our great Club ? don't let idiotic chants divert your attenton from supporting the boys on the pitch. Our club is in the shop window at the highest level on Sunday, get behind our team and don't leave people with the impression of us being sad, bitter and twisted (even if some of us are).
Put on a great show and you never know, our loyalty might be rewarded with our very own billionaire investors waking up to the potential that is Everton Football Club. Let's stamp out this bitter nonsense ? this is even more pertinent when we consider today's Anniversary.
Personally, I am sick of the vile chanting that has crept onto the terraces in recent times ? the humour displayed at villa ("handball" jibes for instance) was a hell of a lot more enjoyable and both sides had a great laugh. I do hope our return to Wembley coincides with a return to decent chants coming from our fans full of humour and no hint of vile abuse.
Steve Callaghan, Posted 15/04/2009 at 08:09:25
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Vile?
Personally I find this very funny.
Subjective you see.
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard was "without your kecks on!’ at the end of ’When You’re Smiling’ (70’s)
This always made me laugh.
Again subjective.
Best/funniest abusive Everton chant? Now that?s more of an interesting subject. What was the 60s' one about Bobby Charlton? Anyone remember?
Can you see much from your high horse Stevie baby?
If Rooney gets upset he can always count his money after the game...
In other words a bit of both wouldn?t go amiss!
However, not only does that little knobhead deserve it but I want Everton to succeed and do the Mancs at whatever the costs. Now abuse aimed at Rooney puts him off his game. Take this season's Goodision derby where he was subbed before he was sent off. For that reason alone, I will be belting out as much abuse as I can whether you cringe at it or not.
This is football mate. If you don?t like it or you get embarassed take your bird/wife the pictures instead. But don?t tell other Everton fans what to do just because it?s not something you approve off.
Football is not a game played or supported by gentlemen.
Dont give me all the crap as "I've paid my money, I'll chant what I want". And as it happens if it is offensive then it is illegal. Go check your laws!!!
As for suggesting that it puts him off his game, just look at their results against us. You normally find that it just spurs the ’Fat little Nobhead’ on even more anyway.
ps: Fuck Rooney and FucK United.
Sean ? I sit in the Park End which as specifically supposed to be an adult stand no concessions for children. I will shout what I want, end of. I assume you were sitting somewhere else which is fair enough if you?ve got your daughter.
Ben Howard ? just looking at results isn?t proof. We?re playing Man Utd FFS. I?ve been to all games home and away against them since he left and he?s been shite whenever he?s took abuse. The only time he was decent was when we were winning 2-0 and the fans eased off him, he grew in confidence and we lost the game 4-2.
Look at what happened this season in the 1-1. game. Do what you want but I and many of the 33,000 will (I can assure you).
To be honest, my chanting days are well over apart from the odd ’Ev -er-ton’ and I do most of it at the Telly - but come on lad. Shouting abuse at opposition players has been going on since The Royal Engineers Played Corinthian Casuals for that new fangled FA Cup
The thing which winds me up more than anything is self appointed busy bodies saying stuff like "We’re in the Shop Window" or "we’re ambassadors for the club" and telling me how I can or cannot behave and what I can and cant say - yeah right.
And do you honestly think that some Russian oligarch who probably earned his millions from screwing the peasants is going to say to himself "I like Everton - they sing nice happy songs... here, have £250 million "... behave yourself son.
Football has been sterilised enough without self-appointed censors urging us to not sing, chant or only sing or chant what they approve of.
I'll be singing for the blues AND giving that fat little nobhead twat the usual barrage of hatred, I hate them Manc fuckers and I'm not afraid to let them know ? and I'll be hoping we can inflict a heart attack (or a red card will do) on Judas by winding him up.
That billionaire argument is frankly laughable, Steve ? plus don't you know that the microphones will be placed miles away from the Everton fans as usual, you big fat fucking baldy joker... :)
Agree that we all have a right to sing/chant what we want, but wasn't Steve?s point all about singing positive stuff rather than predictable comic-book bile that gives other people a stick to beat us with and has dubious effect on its targets? I don't agree that it always seems to affect his game.
But I can remember singing ’Kenny Dalgliesh is a Homosexual" with 30,000 others - that would get you 5 years in Walton now...
I also took the piss out of Phil Thompson’s nose and Souness’ muzzy... calling Rooney a fat little nobhead is mild in comparison
"You’re fat, and you slap your wife!"
I think it?s borderline funny looking at these asses on the TV. Grown men calling someone a wanker because he doesn?t play for their team. And I?m not talking about players who we might have an actual grievance with ? just an average player. Still, if it?s always been done then it?s the way to go. Now for the "pretentious" & "they make enough money" remarks.
Btw I heard Fulham are a nice family club that clap along for everyone and even have a nice mixed stand! How about going there and not being disgusted by us throngs of idiots that have the audacity of putting as much of our passion as possible into the team?
But of course your point is nonsense and please don’t question my passion. Are you telling me I need to verbally abuse players from the safety of my seat to show passion. Wouldn’t cheering the team on cover that? Sure, I react to tackles and refereeing decisions, it’s human nature but are you telling me you don’t laugh at the stupidity of home fans shouting abuse at someone trying to take a corner for example?
I believe a minute’s silence is/was due to be observed at the semi final this Sunday but, let’s be honest, there will be individuals amongst both sets of fans that will see it as an opportunity to vent their feelings towards Liverpool.
I couldn’t care less what anybody chants about Rooney but, for God’s sake, I hope Evertonians don’t let themselves down on Sunday, should their powers that be decide to go ahead with a minute’s silence this weekend.
I dare say that Evertonians lost as many friends and relatives at Hillsborough as Liverpudlians did and we shouldn’t forget that.
If you believe that we should all of a sudden start being nice boys ? forget it and go back to cloud cuckoo land.
For all those who feel the need to chant, you would be well advised to visit the Offical Everton Website headed Wembley Latest News. There you will see how easy it will be for some over zealous Steward/Policeman to eject you from the ground, or even fail to admit you into the stadium at all.
If you want to waste all your time and money going to London to get a ban from football, ?carry on chanting? ? after all you pays your money and you are entitled to do as you please.
got a tache like Hitler
and he wears a dress"
... you had to be there Peter
It’s not going to happen. Darth Ferg will advise him on what to expect from the Everton support, will hope that Everton fans will gee him up ... Jesus, guys, I beseech you ... Ignore Him. Spook him by Ignoring Him. Remember what he’s expecting, and deprive him of it. He’s just a United player now.
Every time one of ours gets the ball, roar.
During the game, we will shout words of encouragement for both teams and politely applaud Mr Rooney should he take aim at our goal. And if he should score then we as true sportsmen and gentlemen should accept the reverse with all the good grace we can muster and take it squarely on the chin. "Play up boys, we can still win this one," you will hear me chant.
After the game we can meet up again, and it matters not if we win or lose. I will still love my Utd brother. Maybe I will exchange details with them so we can keep in touch with the odd letter or even an email in these advanced times. Remember boys, it?s only a game and it?s how we treat our fellow men that really matters.
I?ve decided I?m not going to go to the game now in case comeone dares swear in my vicinity. I shall be so offended, it will ruin the whole match-going experience for me. I?m going to the rugger instead.
Football banter is superb... some of the other stuff is just unecessary.
Interesting (or should that be obligatory) that the phrase ?PC? popped its ugly head up... A phrase that I find is increasingly being used to justify ignorantly moronic behaviour.
If I had young kids, I wouldn?t be too happy about them being in such a hate-filled atmosphere. Obscenities have no place at a football match anymore than racism. Good humour and a keen sense of wit is virtually inborn in Scousers; why not just rely on that?
Shouting a few near the knuckle remarks during a passionate football game is something that has been going on for more years than you and I have been born. Does it make it right? Perhaps not, but whilst we still have some sort of freedom of speech in this country then you are going to have to learn to live with it.
Finally, you state that you are offended by vile chants and you also say that people (or was it just me) trying to be humorous make you cringe! Well I am sorry that I fall below your high standards and I really wasn?t trying to make anybody laugh. My intention was to bring to the reader?s attention the absurdity of trying to censor football fans from what used to be a working class game watched by working class men.
Cringe if you like, but if you object to the input of a little levity in what was becoming a rather sterile debate then I apologise for hurting your feelings
Boy, now that really is sad...
"If this happens, that happens"... "If you do this, you?re that".
Why do people who do something as totally fucking illogical as support a team who have NO chance of winning the league they play in, feel it?s ok to apply logic to one specific aspect of it? Talk about inconsistent!
To me, it?s like going to some S&M place to be whipped, but complaining that the person whipping you had ?an attitude?... (Or that it hurt!)
During my time supporting Everton, I have heard some ?vile? things bellowed. Some of it at individuals (our players, their players, refs etc) and some just in frustration, screamed into the ether at nobody in particular. I suppose I myself have been responsible on many occasions. (I tend to favour the general "FOR FUCK?S SAKE EVERTON!")
I?ll be honest, generally I?m fine with ?abuse?, even though I can honestly say that these days, apart from the very occasional ? "Oh you are one horrible twat X" - it?s not something I really do... er... these days.
However, our lives are governed by a zillion rules (now) and although the match is not rule-free, I like the idea of somewhere I can go where things can still get a bit... um... primal. It?s absolutely NOT logical but there it is.
I tend to agree with (humourist?) Stephen Fry when he says that swearing or ?foul language?, far from showing a ?lack of vocabulary, or a ?lack of imagination?, actually shows an abundance of both. In fact a much better indicator of a lack of imagination, is repeating parrot-fashion unsubstantiated bilge like ?swearing shows a lack of vocabulary?.
NB: I should add that I see the racial stuff as something TOTALLY different. Them I?d burn.
And as for Rooney, anyone remember when United played Arsenal the other year, the game when Rooney swore about 20 times.
Respect is a two-way thing.
Someone quoted "a working class game, for working class people" ? so is that an excuse to make you act sub-class, mate? I?m working class and proud of it, but I wouldn't lower my standards by shouting abuse in public, let alone if someone heard. I?m better than that, and so are the majority of Everton fans that support Everton.
I watch the hate and the venom of some of the supporters at the touchline, some of whom are just kids, and they think it's great as they're being egged on by adults; cool?... pathetic!
So come Sunday, don't follow the mindless vile chanters, drown them out with EVERTON, EVERTON, EVERTON!, they're the true heart and soul of the club
COYB?s
And if Rooney can?t take being called a nobhead then maybe he shouldn?t act like one?
For the record, I can't recall ever shouting anything at a football match that even the most noble and sensitive amongst you would ever find remotely vile. However, I will defend the right of every fan to vent his frustrations in his own way, provided it doesn't incite others to commit acts of behaviour that fall outside the laws of the land. Dilute the passion and you destroy the game.
Come on you blues.
But is calling someone "a fat little knobhead" really vile? To my knowledge, he does look a bit fat and he does seem to act like a bit of a knob. It?s hardly in the same league as racist chanting or some of the crap the Gerrard has to take about his kid.
To be honest, if 40,000 people were calling me a fat little knobhead, I?d probably find it quite amusing. Unless I was really sensitive about my weight, then I might start crying and run into the dressing room and binge on chocolate ice cream.
As for the adjectives I used, seen as insults (aren?t vile chants mindless, stupid, small-minded, sub-class statements?) somethings have to be described, but they sound different from a vile chant don't you think? If you cant see the differences, then in the words of Robert Mitchum, "Baby, I don't care!"
Remember folks
EVERTON, EVERTON, EVERTON, BLUES TWO! MANCS NONE!
Sounds better doesn't it?
Let's hope for a great one on Sunday, good will to all you Blues.
Now I?m not naive enough to say that it's much rosier overseas because we all know about the Ultras etc in Spain, Italy, Greece etc. That aside, I have noticed a major difference in the attitude of fans during a game overseas compared to our own league here.
The hate and vitriol which is taken for granted in all parts of our stadia ? be it from kids, mums, granddads, young lads etc ? is not as prevalent in any other country I?ve visited.
It is sometimes refreshing to go to a game and just enjoy the spectacle surrounded by normal people behaving in a respectful manner; the fact that we in England take our terrace nasties for granted does not make it right, it simply shows that once again we trail our European counterparts in basic decency.
Steve Callaghan's 100% right, worry about our team not the opposition. I?m taking my two grandsons aged 8 & 12 along with my niece aged 14, and if I hear anyone by us going over the top, believe you me they?ll be well and truly told. I?m not a prude I just think there?s an acceptable level which should not be crossed.
The best motto in sport "Nil Satis Nisi Optimum" Includes us the supporters.
Seriously, the days of only funny, non-abusive chants are over. We have our share of knobheads like every other team.
I have no great problem with people chanting things like the Gerrard stuff, as while yes it is very hurtful, and no I wouldn?t want it sung about my family, it is part of the way society has gone. Singing things like Souness wears a dress isn?t going to shock or provoke anyone. And let?s face it, these songs are there to provoke reactions.
My problem is that after a while they really are boring, and it does make us look like bad, small-time degenerates who have nothing else to sing about as our team has no success.
If Rooney does something like a bad tackle or mouths off at the ref, then fine give him some abuse. But we all know that for some fixtures the ratio of Rooney songs to all other songs is about 2:1. That is simply ridiculous. We are there to support Everton, not to wind him up.
I know that if he plays badly it gives us an advantage over him playing well but proving that the crowd have got to him is almost impossible. In the Goodison game this season, it wasn?t the chanting that pushed him over the edge, it was the fact that we had wrestled control of the game away from them and he could see it slipping away. That is the best way of winding him up. After all, he loses it far more often against other sides than he does against us.
When does this happen? When the opposition is stopping him playing well. Not because their fans have constantly baited him throughout the game.
So basically, because there are more and more idiots who make this kind of behaviour "the norm", then it?s ok? Jesus wept!
Did you choose not to read the entire paragraph where I said...
Now I?m not naive enough to say that it’s much rosier overseas because we all know about the Ultras etc in Spain, Italy, Greece etc. That aside, I have noticed a major difference in the attitude of fans during a game overseas compared to our own league here.
eh?
On the day we paid tribute to Alan Ball he is jumping up and down kissing the badge in front of our fans. That is unforgiveable. He is a petulant horrible piece of shit and deserves every bit of abuse he gets from our fans and more.
People like you should be ashamed for telling others to leave him alone. And I am sure it will hurt when he picks up his £100k each week.
COYB Lets smash United and that Judas Cunt too.
I?ve got a long memory mate... you could out-vile the best of us!
Yes, I can never stop this ? freedom of speech and all that ? but when I now take my four-year-old son to a game and he asks me why our ?fans? are singing about Steven Gerrard?s baby not being his then I am at a loss of how to explain this and what this has got to do with football. Similarly, vile chanting at Joleon Lescott is hurtful and uncalled for, as is singing about murderers and dead folks on a runway.
Yep, we will never stop this vile chanting but I think this is a sad reflection of today?s society when the bounds of ?acceptable? chanting are stretched to the point to allow personal, hurtful abuse to become to norm.
Would these chants be acceptable in another public place? On a one to one maybe? In the workplace maybe? I am sure the perpetrators would not be so brave as to offer obscene messages on a one to one ? in the real world, it is likely to lead to public disorder or worse. Personally, I do not want to be associated with this; those that do, that?s their call entirely.
If, as he has insinuated he was forced to leave for particular reasons not of his choice & not generally known, that does not excuse his subsequent ungracious attitude to Everton for his formative years and introduction to the Premiership. Nor his many actions & comments about the manager, the club & fans he is now trying to say he still has feelings for... Sorry, Judas!! but the only knowledge we have as supporters is that you went for MONEY. Having watched Everton for 63 years I have never had such utter & total contempt for any player past or present who was at our club... He deserves all he gets from Evertonians.. I would love to see a huge banner!! ONCE A BLUE ? ALWAYS A BLUE!!
JUDAS HIPOCRITE Rooney ? Don't get yourselves or the club in trouble because of shouts & comments to / about him ... He is just a little fat simple man (boy). HE JUST AIN'T WORTH IT!
Your point was making out overseas fans have a different temperament and mine being that yes they do, many barbaric ones hmmmm chants or maiming and severe injury which would be worse..... eh?


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Best chant EVER: Scottish goalie Andy Goram returning to football after suffering from a dual personality disorder ... "TWO ANDY GORAMS, THERE?S ONLY TWO ANDY GORAMS"
Loved it. As for Rooney: great player and his transfer money allowed us to build the team we now have, so I?m not bitter, although as a person he aint my cup of tea.