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Gazza and Moyesy
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Just read an article in last week's Daily Mail about Gazza and his intention to be Jose Mourinho's apprentice. Mindboggling thought that is, Gazza then went on to say that if he had not jumped ship at EFC on Moyseys appointment in 2002, there would be a real chance that he would have been up there with the great man having worked alongside him for the last seven years in a coaching role..... Discuss!
Trevor Powell, Posted 06/05/2009 at 16:35:17
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Gazza thought he?d been offered a job to be in charge of ?catering? ? not Kettering. He was disappointed when he discovered that he?d have to coach footie, not bake pies...
My mother said if you havent got a good word and all that... shame on you. Get well soon, Gazza (former Everton FC player and prestigious footballing talent).
There but for fortune!
Now they are gonna be well up for it plus ive just been on the bbc forum and the fucking redshite are on there saying hard luck chelsea u were robbed - but dont worry you will win the fa cup!!!
FUCKING TOSSERS!!!
I think it shows progress on our part that the shite don't want us to win. For years when I telll people who I support I say Everton, and anyone who plays Liverpool. The fact that they don?t want us to win shows we are a threat to them. This can only be taken as a back-handed compliment.
They are very one-dimensional, depending almost entirely on long balls to Drogba and they have no width. I know they set up defensively last night and planned to narrow the game which nearly frustrated Barcelona and which might explain their lack of width in part but I have seen this in other games they have played in the Prem this season. The difference in the Prem is that most games they play are against utter rubbish...and we are a lot better than that.
There is hardly any pace in the side and despite quite a few breakaways and successful punts to Drogba, they were never able to break free from the defenders. Remember too that one of Barcelona?s centre-backs last night is actually a midfielder.
Not only is there little or no pace in the side, they are actually slow all over the pitch and while Essien is a great player in many respects, he is the slowest of them all. Being one of the ?top four? in the Prem is often interpreted as being a great team, but the bulk of the Prem clubs are... let?s face it... not very good. So Chelsea win most games. This does not make them a great side despite their ?fame? and their expectations. Last night showed that, as have some of their performances in all competitions this season. I think we are more than good enough to take Chelsea as we perhaps should have done last week.
No fear! COYB!
As for Chelski last night, I think the manner of the "defeat" actually will help us. I think they have had the sails completely knocked out of ’em and hopefully Drogba will face some sort of a ban for his post match shananighans. But that would imply that justice is applied to the sky 4 sides... what am i thinking...
Sums him up as a potential manager?
The tongue sticking out, the plazzy tits, ’Ingerlund’, a Geordie, constantly ’acting the maggot’ (as they say here in Dublin) - everything about the feller made me loathe him.
And us signing him didn’t change that for a second.
Then one night, I remember seeing (yet another) documentary about him.
For some reason, this one I watched.
For those who might have seen it, it was the one that saw him him end up in China playing for....actually I have no idea.
At the end of it I felt nothing but pity for the bloke.
You saw him wandering around this small Chinese town by himself saying hello to people (his dad and his best mate had gone with him but left at Hong Kong to go on the piss there).
The town had some of the worst pollution in the country.
In the end I was on his side and felt genuinely sorry for him.
His mates?
Self-serving shithouses to a man.
His agents/lawyers?
Ditto.
Family?
Ditto.
Wives/Girlfriends?
Ditto.
The world’s number one expert on Tourettes said "I haven’t met or examined Paul, but everything I have seen on film, tells me he has Tourettes. Not to the degree others do, but nevertheless I am 99% sure he is a sufferer"
He’s an alcoholic.
He can’t be alone
He can’t sleep with the light off after seeing a friend run over and killed when he was a kid.
And he is what used to be called in less enlightened (but more comprehensible) times, ’ESN’
I’m a fairly heard-hearted sort, but everything I saw in this docco made me think it’s simply too easy to hate someone like Gazza.
For me, now, he is definitely a case of ’more to be pitied than scolded’.
I hope he can stay off the ale and find something that gives his head some peace.
Fotball, fishing, whatever.
The worst thing about the arseholes that travelled with him, was that when they ?jumped ship? in Beijing, they took his credit card with them.
It was also mentioned that he paid these three (dad, mate, uncle) wages for the whole time. He dosn't stand a chance when people like this are his family....
The man is very ill - let him be
Anything else just lacks compassion and class.
FFS we play in the FA Cup Final soon!!!!!

