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No excuses Moyes
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After another oh-so-predictable defeat, I think its time the fans begin to hold Moyes to account. As he is now reportedly the best paid manager outside the top 4 and a genius to boot (copyright Kenwright, the national media and Richard Dodd) I think it is reasonable to expect the following:
- A 5th or 6th place finish every season with 7th or 8th tolerated as a one-off if we win a cup;
- No more cup humilations against lower league opposition - after 2 in six years he has used up his full allocation for the rest of his contract;
- One cup semi-final appearance and one final appearance in the next 5 years ? after all, his appalling cup record surely cant go for on ever can it?
- Before we play the top 4, he is banned from mentioning how much money they have spent ? we know already, Dave and we all know it's really about you giving the players and yourself an excuse to lose;
- In every derby match, the team must record at least 1 shot on goal - I know this target is fantasy but what the hell...
From now on, I am going to voice my anger at every Moyes fuck up and in particular his comedy sub routine ? Dave, it takes 30 seconds to make a sub ? try it sometime instead of boring them to death on the touchline.
I know we have the most whipped bunch of fans in the world but I would urge others to join me ? If Kenwright won't do what is needed then the fans will have to do it for him.
John Doolan, Posted 18/10/2008 at 20:07:25
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This is why some are Evertonians, they love to fucking moan. God help us if we were actually a top side like Arse or Man Utd. These ?supporters? would probably have a moan at the facilities at GP then!!
I must agree with you on this one, Moyes has no tactical ability to change a game. He can't see when a game is going away from us until it is to late.
Another six years of boring defensive hoofball.
Some fans on here need to polish there rose tinted spectacles and stop putting up with the crap which we play week-in and week-out.
David Moyes shows too much repect for his rivals, regardless of who they are. It's always us doing the worrying before games and I fucking hate it.
I hate the negativity we shouw under Moyes but worst of all I hate my club being turned in to a proverbial shithouse team. No guts, no spine, no class, and no bottle. This is a man's game, FFS.
I can take being defeated by better sides and I can take not winning fuck all (God knows we are used to it), but what I can't stand is the manner in which we capitulate against the big 4 every fucking time we play them. Why can't the soft twa Moyes buy some players who can kick some one or at least get stuck in. FFS we are a joke and all these little choirboy players Moyes signs knock me sick. 5 more years of this SHITE.
It's going to be one long hard season and like I predicted years ago all these shithouse players Moyes favours will in the end be our downfall. You can't send Boys out to do a Man's job. A lesson Moyes has never learned.
FFS, Bring Back Big Dunc and let's shed some blood for the cause.
I love the Moyes bashers........ who would you have instead, Mike Walker, Joe Royle, Howard Kendall, Walter Smith???? If you can?t see the improvement in the last six years, what the hell are you watching???? Surely it?s testament to Moyes that we?re disappointed in the fact we?re not in the top half!!!!! 10 years ago we?d be pleased! Top half is what we should expect this year yes, but for god sake, 10 years ago that was a fantasy!
I don't give a shit how much the Mancs, Chelsea or the RS have spent on players, it's how we play the game that worries me and lots of others. How much does it cost to teach a player who should know already how to pass, trap or control a ball? How much does it cost to get players who can string 10-yard passes togethe? The answer is FUCK ALL but Moyes can't get any player he signs to do any of the above. That's the problem ? not Mike fucking Walker.
What improvements have you seen thus far this season?
Also, how dare you mention Joe Royle in the same breath as those other no-marks (Excluding Howards first spell), Joe was by far the best manager and instilled true bollocks into our club, bollocks we need right now in the team of Pussies we have.
Also, do you forget that Royle actually won something and finished 6th with no cash???
Have you lads looked at the league table recently? We are 16th, 8pts from a possible 24th, that 16pts fucking dropped, we have 1pt from a possible 12 at home, nd apart from Arsenal and the shite (who were shite on the day, but we still couldn?t beat them) we haven?t really played anyone decent yet. We have the worst defensive record in the prem, 4 wins in the last 18 games. Maybe lads, that could be the reason why we have a right to moan? I suppose if we get turned over by the Mancs next week, that will be okay, for some of you?
I disagree with Tony M on many things but I am in total agreement when he moans about the midgets in our midfield? Lord save me from those who scream about their so-called creativity when a meagre one or two chances per game is the best we can expect from them. They may very well be our best ball players but seeing them emerge from the tunnel I can?t help thinking, damn, damn! we are down to ten men already. The longer the game goes those spindly little blokes become less and less effective and it is no surprise that we concede 2nd half goals.
I’ve got to agree with alot of the lads though, Moyes fucked up big time in the second half. It was quite obvious Arsenal where dominating and it needed a change.
We needed an outlet and we had good options on the bench, Saha and Vaughan have proven already this season that they can change games.
It’s about reacting to a situation and Moyes failed once again, he doesn’t seem to be learning from his mistakes which is very worrying.
I can’t argue with the way the team was set out, it was actually quite positive for once and we did have a go for 35 minutes. For the last 55 though we reverted back to hoofball, hit and hope football.
He needs to improve big time.
And I am happy to wager my month's wage (which is quite considerable) that David ?same old excuses? Moyes will again stick to his 4-5-fucking-1 formation next weekend. And the way Manure are playing it will be a rather embarrassing score line. We will get a hiding cos we are carrying far too many passengers at the moment.
Closer to home, the records show that even the so-called Everton ?greats? were no exception. Catterick had 11th, 14th,15th and 17th finishes in his time whilst Kendall managed 12th, 13th and 14th finishing sides. The Mighty Royle (see above) could also boast of two 15th finishes but that's how the game goes. As someone said this week "what right have Everton to be successful EVERY year?"
And, by the way, I think you?ll find Howard even had a 17th finish in one of his later spells!
And by the way, when you are quoting poor finishes from Catterick and Kendall, be honest and admit they quite rightly ended up being sacked soon afterwards.
A touch of the Walter syndrome, frightened of losing. He then brings on Saha to help Yak and then subs Yak, shortly after. I think the Yak now knows how AJ felt upfront, one his own with no support. Moyes utterly clueless today, the fans are ready for him now and he will have to think of something new!
He took over in mid November 1995, we were rock bottom of the league, one win by mid November, that?s November guys, his first match in charge was on 20 Nov 1995, the Merseyside Derby, after nearly 12-15 games, we were playing awful and getting beat every week (remember relegated Norwich beating us 3-0 before Walker got sacked).
Joe Royle took that very same team with the same players and got us to 15th with a game to spare in a season that saw FOUR teams getting relegated and we won the FA Cup against a Man Utd i rate as being better (to watch, better players) than this current Man Utd team.
His points to games ratio would have got us into the Top5 if that form was over a full season such was the turnaround in results, it wasn?t pretty but he knew what he had to do to save us and he stuck to it, the players from that time never complained and seemed to enjoy his tactics.
I certainly don?t remember a Joe Royle team ever fearing going to Highbury, Anfield or Old Trafford, they were always up for those games, can you guys not remember the Kanchelskis Double at the Kop End after Limpar dancing through 4 players and putting the 2nd goal on a plate, or Duncan Ferguson?s winner and his waving his jersey above the head celebration at Goodison against Utd and of course going to Old Trafford early in the following season and going 2-0 up (Dunc?s double, remember his running past the Utd fans puffing out his cheeks after he put us 2-0 up) only to be clawed back by an unlucky late deflection off Unsworth?
We were also unbeaten in Merseyside Derby?s in Joe Royle?s tenure. Home and Away. That speaks volumes for the man?s attitude and tactics in those games. Liverpool were a better team back then too and in Joe?s first season they never got a sniff in the 2 Derby?s that season.
Can you see any of that happening again under Moyes in the next 5 years? I can?t.
I like Moyes as a man, I think he?s a top bloke with great dignity and integrity, a mountain of a man compared to the Fat Waiter, but Tony Marsh nailed it all perfectly on in his post. He shows too much respect and his team aren?t strong enough to cope with the rough stuff.
Before I finish I also remember Kendall in his 3rd spell also being unbeaten against the Red Shite (2-0 win at home and a 1-1 at Anfield where Madar missed an open net when we were 1-0 up minutes before Ince equalised after an unlucky double deflection in our defence).
David Moyes should watch those games to see what it took to win against Liverpool / Utd / Arsenal and Chelsea. It?s called heart, passion, not being afraid and a will to win against all the odds.
Under Joe Royle we finished 15th in his first season, he only had half a season and took over with us rock bottom of the league. We climbed 8 places under Royle in those circumstances with the same players that were rock bottom by mid-November.
Season 2 we finished 6th. Not bad for the squad of that time, considering most of them nearly buried us into relegation by Nov 1995.
Season 3 he was sacked in March when we were around 9th-11th despite a good start, the team went into freefall after he left and finished 15th due to a bad run of results when Dave Watson temporarily took control until the end of the season.
Don?t distort the facts to make Moyes look better. Some of us ain?t that stupid.
18 November 1995 was the day we beat Liverpool 2-1 at Anfield with Kanchelskis scoring two at the Kop End. That date was a birthday of mine (what a great present eh lads?).
That?s why I always mix 94/95 up, because around those time we beat Liverpool 2-0 at Goodison in 1994 and then 2-1 at Anfield around that time of November in 1995.


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