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Ian Ross defeated by his own man of straw

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Reading David Maddock’s lame defence of a lame duck chairman, I had a revelation the game is up — Kenwright, Elstone and Ross have run out of ideas.

Ross, in attempt to turn away the tide of inevitable criticism that will come the board’s way, as soon as Destination Kirkby is rejected, has spoon fed the man from The Mirror, an attack on an anonymous caller to a radio phone-in show! It’s pathetic.

That a journalist or anyone else for that matter can write an article about Bill Kenwright, while ignoring the white elephant in the room that is DK is incredible. Maddock’s sin of omission is unforgivable and totally undermines his panegyric, hagiography or arselicking.

Also the man of straw puts forward a better argument than Maddock... or should that be Ian Ross? This, I believe is a first.
David O'Keefe, St Helens     Posted 10/11/2009 at 17:40:51

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Ciarán McGlone
1   Posted 11/11/2009 at 17:26:52

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I love reading or hearing the media's effusive gushing over Kenwright...

My particular favourite is Mike Parry, the idiot's idiot... the man who advocates wing mirrors on horses, or who’s idea of social cohesion involves parents preventing children playing with any kids that are deemed to be overweight...

A man who proves that a little knowledge is a very dangerous... yet funny thing...

Add Maddock to the Parry list... Just another moron being spoon fed crap he doesn’t understand.
David O'Keefe
2   Posted 11/11/2009 at 17:54:12

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Maddock has always been a journalist of exceptionally poor quality, but I don’t believe he wrote this article, it’s plumbing new depths for him. Quoting an anonymous straw man, daming his unintelligible arguments before pouring forth with that illerate drivel.

Read Bluelou in the comments, far superior.

Paul Gladwell
3   Posted 11/11/2009 at 18:47:51

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Mike Parry is the biggest beaut of the lot, from answering one qoute from myself ’What you are telling me the there is fisticuffs at Merseyside derbies’ to claiming we have won the title seven times and the cup four times, he is the ultimate Billybull lover and like many outsiders they seem to think he is the greatest chairman that lives and Moyes is too good for Everton... clueless.
Ste Traverse
4   Posted 12/11/2009 at 01:15:38

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This is one of my biggest bug-bearers.

For a long time now, Kenwright has had the media eating out of his hand. The Echo in particular thinks the sun shines out of his backside. Fans who give him stick get this kind of attack off pillocks like Maddock, I remember Mike ’the muppet’ Parry having a similar go at Kenwright's critics in the Echo about a year ago.

If his cronies in the media auctually looked deeper into his inept running of our club they might understand why he gets such criticism a lot, instead of giving it the usual ’good old Bill, he loves Everton... blah blah blah’ all the bleedin’ time.

The only journalist I recall ever questioning him has been Brian Reade and he’s a Red. Also, former players in the media pathetically defend him, particularly Graeme Sharp when he hosts phone-ins.

For some reason BK has a complete stranglehold on the media.

David Johnson
5   Posted 12/11/2009 at 05:41:43

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Ross Gold

Guardian Jan 2000

"As Everton’s new owner marched towards his seat, the strains of Elgar’s Land of Hope and Glory inexplicably accompanying his every step, he would not have needed reminding that it is only in the land of the lame that the one-legged man is king."
Richard Dodd
6   Posted 12/11/2009 at 09:10:28

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What on earth makes you think DK is set for rejection? All the noises coming out of Everton — and, indeed, Labour Party circles — indicate it has got the go-ahead.

When, on 27 November, the formal announcement is made, we shall really begin to discover what Bill Kenwright is made of. My information is that ALL our part of the money is in place. If that turns out NOT to be so then even my unstinting loyalty will be severely tested!

Ciarán McGlone
7   Posted 12/11/2009 at 13:39:33

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’My information is that ALL our part of the money is in place.’
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So where’d it come from... down the back of the sofa?

Wyness: Kirkby will not affect investment on the pitch..

How on god’s earth could it not affect the amount of money being spent on the team!
Ste Traverse
8   Posted 12/11/2009 at 13:47:02

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Richard Dodd — "all noises coming out of Everton suggest its been given the go-ahead".

What nonsense.

Didn't a certain Ian Ross say in early september that if the go-ahead wasn’t given at the time of the Labour Party Conference at the end of September that the club would "expect the worst"?

Colin Fitzpatrick
9   Posted 12/11/2009 at 14:21:35

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Richard, can you enlighten me as to what, when and where these noises are that are coming from Everton and Labour party circles? Secondly, can you inform me how Everton has secured the £78m they are required to demonstrate they are in possession of before any work on phase one of the development commences?

Thanks in anticipation.
Gavin Ramejkis
10   Posted 12/11/2009 at 16:46:06

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Daffy where have you been whilst the team has been playing shite? How come you’ve had no ahem "inside" bullshit to enlighten us with for the last seven games? I think we all know from reading these page about the new mortgage in October which isn’t exactly inside knowledge but public domain stuff and even the myopic can see fuck all has been invested into the team beyond exactly what was made from the Lescott sale. Come on comedy Dodd, what joke are you going to tell us next?
Colin Fitzpatrick
11   Posted 12/11/2009 at 17:28:49

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Gavin, it is indeed in the public domain; perhaps Richard can enlighten everyone as to what the club are actually borrowing against???
Richard Jones
12   Posted 12/11/2009 at 17:35:44

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Is that the new loan with investec Richard? That's secured on... errm... "contracts" according to the charge contract.
Richard Jones
13   Posted 12/11/2009 at 17:37:15

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Colin do you have any idea what the contracts are? I've seen the items on keioc.net and I’m a little confused.
Colin Fitzpatrick
14   Posted 12/11/2009 at 18:11:59

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Hello Richard J, yes, the official line is going to be that the money is being borrowed against broadcasting income from the 2010-11 season, which is bad enough, really bad; but suspicions are being aroused by Investec’s choice of Teacher Stern as the lawyers. Perhaps the other Richard can put all our minds at rest.... he appears to have disappeared; is this a normal occurrence?
David O'Keefe
15   Posted 12/11/2009 at 18:21:15

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Doddy turns up and it all kicks off again.

To answer his question, I come to that conclusion based on a few things; the evidence from the inquiry and other documents that have been made available; the fact that it was called in; I also took in the club's failure to make a business case for the stadium; and my from that I formed an opinion and made a judgement call.

I may be wrong in predicting the demise of DK, Doddy, but this sorry article from Maddock/Ross is a case of getting your retaliation in first. If it's rejected, there will be the inevitable blame game involving the club, LCC, KMBC and Keioc. Maddock and Ross have got their excuses in early and for anonymous radio caller, read Keioc.

I may be reading too much into it, but I doubt it. November 27th will be fireworks night as soon as the verdict is delivered — Kenwright will set off his (Tom) Cannon and blame everyone but himself. It happened in 2002 and 2007, so consider that copy/paste lame defence of Bill the opening salvo. They know what's coming, Doddy.
Richard Jones
16   Posted 12/11/2009 at 18:52:59

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Well the charge actually says that the "contracts" being used as security have been assigned — doesn’t that mean given away? Very worrying way of borrowing money if so... and if it's players' contracts being used, then this means at any time they can be sold by the owner, in this case the lender. Where is Neil Pearce when you need him? FFS!
David O'Keefe
17   Posted 12/11/2009 at 19:10:42

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"Where is Neil Pearce when you need him?"

Tesco?
Colin Fitzpatrick
18   Posted 12/11/2009 at 20:02:03

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Doesn’t look like he’s putting in an appearance... while you’re waiting with baited breath, take a look at this video of Dave Kelly speaking common sense and Ian and Ali Bongo putting in an appearance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPf-xhJkx7U
Ryan Holroyd
19   Posted 12/11/2009 at 21:56:21

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Who is Michael Durkin??

What does he mean by ’allow club to the wipe the slate clean and start again’????
Gavin Ramejkis
20   Posted 12/11/2009 at 23:13:28

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Ryan, Michael Durkin is also known as Mickey Blue Eyes from Bluekipper, and a shareholder.
Stephen Kenny
21   Posted 13/11/2009 at 06:53:24

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If it get’s rejected, a lot of Evertonians owe KEIOC and their officers a good few pints!
Neil Pearse
22   Posted 13/11/2009 at 07:18:45

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Hi guys, thanks for the name check. I have no idea about these ’contracts’ and would welcome any more information just as much as you would.

On the borrowing, all I can say is that first, if ever we are going to do anything to improve our stadium (stay at GP, ground share, build the Loop) we are going to have to borrow money. So unless you believe we shoud stay at GP and spend absolutely nothing, bewailing the fact that we are going to borrow is a bit illogical. One way or another, at some point soon, we will need to borrow some substantial sum of money to improve our facilities.

Having said that, of course the most satisfactory and normal situation for a large capital project is that in effect you borrow money against that project itself (although maybe secured in some way against more identifiable immediate assets). In other words, if the project is not going to increase revenues in the medium term more than its costs — why are you doing it? And that kicks off the usual debate....

One wild card always in this is whether securing the new ground brings in a new owner and new investment. Some of us remain hopeful... but, in the current environment especially, who knows?
Alan Williams
23   Posted 13/11/2009 at 08:29:12

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When a company looks to enter into a building programme and is relying on other parties (in EFC's case, KMBC and Tesco), it has to confirm and prove it has the ability to pay for the build. This is not done by handshake or a drink in the pub, it would need to be underwritten by a large creditor, normally a bank or invest company.

EFC has already done this, in conjunction with KMBC and Tesco; if we hadn’t then the consortium would have changed the application and kept it a retail development.

In my opinion and based on what I have heard through my business dealings with one of the consortium, Tesco will underwrite EFC should it be required. At what price, I have no idea... but the obvious one is naming rights to the stadium. COYB

Richard Jones
24   Posted 13/11/2009 at 08:54:50

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Wild card is a very apt word there, Neil. If, in the unlikely event Kirkby gets the nod, in terms of investment risk to Everton if they need 47,000 and full corporate facillities every week to make £6million a year, on a scale of 10, I would say this was 10/10 risk factor.
Richard Dodd
25   Posted 13/11/2009 at 09:35:20

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To the charge that I have not posted ’Whilst we’ve been playing shite’, I plead not guilty. I am sure the Editor will be happy to confirm that I have been ’under suspension’ for making allegations about the site which I now accept were unfounded. The present situation is that I am allowed to post but not directly onto the Mailbag. Smacks a bit of Pravda, I feel, but so far no one’s come knocking on my door at 3am!
Gavin Ramejkis
26   Posted 13/11/2009 at 10:06:09

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Neil, no-one could argue about the need to lend to improve what we have but the clear and present danger proceeding with the folly which is DK sets a lot of alarm bells ringing.

The majority of projects, with very little exception, that fail are those that continue ignorant of when the project fails to meet the original project scope, which I believe in this instance was to above all else provide the club with a way to generate more income through on- and off-field activities. The limitations of access and reduced off-field capabilities should have been the death knell but this has been ignored by the powers that be, dooming this to join the mass of failed projects worldwide.

The club needs to swallow its pride and go back to the drawing board and knock this project on the head; no matter how much you have spent on a project, if it no longer meets the business requirements, you should stop and start again. Carrying on has no purpose other than to save face.

Neil Pearse
27   Posted 13/11/2009 at 10:38:13

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Richard Jones, a potential new owner is unlikely to look at Kirkby the way you do.

They will see that they now have a more or less capped investment on absolutely needed new facilities at a relatively modest £100M odd. So they will no longer be looking at buying a club and not knowing how much will be needed for a new ground. This must be a major deterrent.

Of course you are right — if they agree with you that attendances won’t be realised, then obviously they won’t buy except perhaps at a heavily discounted price (but Ashley hasn’t been able to almost give Newcastle away, so maybe not even then).

In that scenario of course Kenwright would have been personally better off not going to Kirkby at all, and selling up before now. That may give you some satisfaction.

Gavin, we’ve been over the prospects of Kirkby many times. There are indeed some alarm bells, but it is very difficult to predict what will actually happen, and much in my view depends upon our performance on the pitch.

The ’drawing board’ sounds an attractive idea. But what — given our financial poverty — might actually be on it? You guys above seem to agree that we can hardly afford to borrow anything, so what are we going to do for the small sums you apparently think we can afford?
David O'Keefe
28   Posted 13/11/2009 at 14:26:59

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Shorter, Neil Pearse: Kirkby = new owner and everyone will get a pony the moment he buys out Bill and Sir Phillip (Green that is).
Michael Kenrick
Editorial Team
29   Posted 13/11/2009 at 14:52:39

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Doddy, suspension does not stop you posting. It does stop you falsely maligning this site (at least publicly), which you have now apologized for, so I can call off the dogs.
Neil Pearse
30   Posted 13/11/2009 at 17:23:00

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Nice one, David!

Actually, I am not at all certain that Kirkby will get us a new owner and new money. I am certain, however, that it makes it more likely.
Brian Noble
31   Posted 13/11/2009 at 17:31:33

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Oh, Michael, did you have to? Now we shall have to suffer the twat on here as well as in the Freshy.

Sod it, I’m off to the Weld Blundell!!!

Karl Masters
32   Posted 13/11/2009 at 17:58:26

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I heard last Sunday from Robert Elstone himself that they expect the decision on November 27.

Either he’s a very good actor or to me he looked to have no real idea of what the outcome will be. He said that KMBC and Tesco are confident that it will get the green light, but admitted immediately that they had also said it would not get called in... so he did not think much of their ’crystal ball' powers.

With regard to the return to the ’Drawing Board’, all EFC have as Plan B appears to be turning some offices into Lounges at Goodison, which seemed to me incredibly defeatist. Asked if any approach had been made to LCC regarding assistance in either relocating or expanding the footprint at Goodison, he ummed and aahed a little before saying that, as far as he knew, no money was available. He stopped short of openly admitting they had never enquired, but, perhaps mindful of that wretched Exclusivity Agreement, did not admit to an enquiry either.

Whilst I suspect LCC does not have £150M to throw around sat in a suitcase, he neatly avoided the fact that they could borrow — just like EFC and LFC can — to fund a joint stadium.

All-in-all, a bit evasive, but you were sadly left with the conclusion that they have no Plan B at all really; and, as he said himself, there is every chance there will be no World Cup matches in Liverpool in 2018 at all.
Ste Traverse
33   Posted 13/11/2009 at 19:32:04

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Neil, if these twats that run the club thought more about EFC rather than boosting the value of their own shares then maybe they would have already sold the club to someone with a lot more financial clout who could afford a far better stadium than that excuse for one in Kirkby.
Neil Pearse
34   Posted 13/11/2009 at 21:36:47

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Ste, if Kirkby is the obvious financial disaster you think it is, they would boost the value of their shares by not going there.
Ste Traverse
35   Posted 13/11/2009 at 23:01:56

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Neil, why do you think that stadium would attract a new buyer? Surely they’d have ambitions and that joke of a stadium has the words NO AMBITION written all over it.
Richard Jones
36   Posted 14/11/2009 at 06:50:59

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I forgot about that link Colin, I like the bit where Ross says Tescos are "substantially donating towards the project". Haven’t Tescos said in no uncertain terms that they are not?
Gavin Ramejkis
37   Posted 14/11/2009 at 09:41:40

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Neil, the performances on the pitch are being directly influenced by the lack of investment in strengthening the squad and improving and replacing weak links.

No-one would expect to suddenly gain an extra dozen players to our already pitifully thin squad, again the smallest in the EPL by some way, but with another high placed finish, two appearances at Wembley, you need to ask where is the money? If you can’t get investment or a buyer on the back of that whilst lesser teams can then what exactly is the price tag or ROI (return of interest) on offer for investment that means we still have none?

DK would appear to be folly of investment on the pitch as it is increasing debt which will need paying before investment on the pitch — which is already way below acceptable.

In response to Ste, the underlying factor of Phil Green — and whether or not BK is just a potless puppet whose loans have been called in by the aforementioned — smacks more now than him trying to make a quick buck with the retail... meaning a whole lot more than his gushing bullshitisms of "boy’s pen", "one of us" and other tripe he and his followers churn out in support. If Phil is demanding his money back via the opportunity to open some tat store in a godforsaken backwater retail park, then BK should go down in infamy as a far more destructive owner than Agent Johnson ever was. He would even surpass Ashley as the EPL's biggest gobshite.

Ste Traverse
38   Posted 14/11/2009 at 11:55:25

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Gavin, totally agree. Peter Johnson would have been chased out of this City had he even attempted to pull off some of the schemes Kenwright has got away with.

Without doubt, he’s the most he’s the most inept, out-of-his-depth chairman/owner the Premier League has EVER seen.

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