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What if we lose to Tamworth?
Amongst all the discontent, I have at the back of my mind a real "What if" question that nobody seems to be considering. It stems from a real fear at the back of my mind.
I really do think our current crisis could come to a peak this weekend. I really believe we could be on the brink of an FA Cup Third Round cup to Tamworth. If not on Saturday, maybe after a replay.
I can just see a number of fringe players getting a run-out. Tamworth are up for this. They will make more noise than us off the pitch and will look to play the game of their lives on it. That momentum may mean a Championship quality performance by them. I fear that we may find it tough to match considering our current predicament.
If we go out, it will be the biggest FA Cup shock in 40 years. It will be our worst cup exit ever.
If it comes to past. What then for Moyes? What then for Everton? I may be totally wrong and we may get through in a battle or at a canter... But I have a bad feeling about this.
Neil Smith, Posted 06/01/2012 at 09:29:44
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But just for one moment, let's think the unthinkable ?although the furthest I'm prepared to go is that we need a replay to make progress to Round 4!
Would that mean the end for David Moyes? Would this 'very proud man' fall on his sword or would 'the greatest Evertonian' finally awaken from his slumber of self-delusion and say 'enough is enough'?
The answer is probably that neither would happen and we should again be treated to the sick-making spin put on similar failures to beat lower level teams.
But ? and this is the big one ? would it finally wake up the apologists, the local press, and the secret stakeholders to the reality that `our man` is out of time and should therefore be out of a job?
And please, oh please, don`t tell me "Who could possibly do better?"
You heard it here first.
If you're looking for a cup upset, then I'd be looking at swindon turning over wigan, blackburn doing newcastle, and cardiff putting up a good fist of it at WBA.
I have always been an ardent Moyes supporter on this site but that doesn't mean that any of the recent team line ups have been acceptable. I'm sick of seeing this ridculous sfatey first approach to team selection. Like when our centrebacks are injured Hibbert and Neville always slot in, Cahill slots in upfront when there aren't any strikers, its absolutely ridiculous. If Shane Duffy or whoever is the best reserve centre back is not better than Hibbert in that CB slot then they may as well hang up their boots now. Same for the reserve strikers, surely after playing that position all their lives they would carry more threat than a converted midfielder. Similarly in the last few games before Barkley got injured, if Neville and Heitinga are getting in ahead of you then what message does that send ot him? If he's not better than them he needs to quit now, if he is then he needs to play!
It is a real shame he's not fit for tomorrow because I think Moyes under unbearable pressure would have had to play him, there are simply no more slow yarddog defensive (or rather not even very good defensive) experienced pros left to chuck in. So here's hoping for a chance to see if Bily could ever make it in the middle, a wing combo of Drenthe and Donovan and two upfront with a load of young fast players out there who are tactically unsound, are selfish, attempt ridiculous shots and know nothing about defending!
If I get to Goodison and see Fellaini and Neville in midifield with Anichebe and McFadden out wide and Saha up top, I might just leave.
Then again we all know what we're like, so i'll take a scrappy 1-0 to get us through. (Fuck me i'm starting to sound as depressing as Moyesy).
He is in desperate need of a couple of goals, and this is the perfect opportunity against poor opposition to get his shooting boots back. I don't really care who partners him; there'd be merit in starting cahill up top with him for the same reason, although I'd prefer velios if fit.
We are so reliant on baines that he must not play, we can't risk him.
Rodwell and drenthe both need match fitness, so I'd start them, and I'm sure landon will start (he's only here for a short while, use him to the maximum).
Jeremy, Rodwell and Drenthe are injured/unwell
I would love to see Baines rested, as he has been pulling at his groin recently (oh err missus) and hasn't been taking the corners so is probably slightly injured.
Give Bily a game and Cahill to see if he can break his duck
Even with our injuries, I would have thought a premiership club's youth or reserve team would be good enough to beat a non-league side.
Am not going to entertain the thought but fuck me would it put the cat amongst the pigeons for the board and manager! Lose at home to the bottom club and then get knocked out of the cup immediately after by a non-league side! Followed dare I say by a tonking at WHL - mmm, think the R word would start to rear its head......
simply will not happen, simply will not happen, (if you say it enough times it will come true)...
Then again, how gutted would we be if we win 8-0, he assists 4, scores twice, and then disappears off to a russian side in a weeks time...
For the record, Tamworth shipped 5 the other day, and they are poor..
Oldham are 16/1 tonight at Anfield by the way !!
Seriously, I hope they enjoy the game...
Shrewsbury dumped us out when we had Rooney. I think if memory serves, Shrewsbury got relegated from the Football League that year.
Let's face it, Moyes' cup pedigree against "lesser teams" isn't superb is it?
Very few of the tamworth tean will have played on a premiership pitch and if we can get the Goodison crowd warmed up we could be in for a rare goal fest.
Anything else does not bear thinking about and injuries should be no excuse.
I would play
Howard
Neville Duffy Distin Baines
Donovan Cahill Felli (if fit) Drenthe (if fit)
Velios Anichebe
If Felli and or Drenthe are not fit I would play Billy and Gueye
I am assuming that Coleman,Ossie,Jags,Barclay etc are not fit
Mucha
Hibbert Heitinga Duffy Drenthe
Donovan Cahill Billy Magaye
Stracqualursi Vellios
Bench: Howard, Neville, Distin, Baines, Rodwell, McAleny, Anichebe
This team would get turned over in the league but against lowly opposition we should completely dominate. It's crucial that Moyes allows them to attack though. A holding game without the right players is a recipe for disaster and vice versa.
The worst thing we could do is pay them too much respect and find ourselves at halftime at 0-0.
High tempo first 30 to make sure we have a comfortable 2 goal lead, then don't take our foot off the throats.
then next day we will all be getting told that moyes is once again the worlds best manager by the usual crowd.
Drenthe at LEFT BACK???????????
Are you David Moyes in disguise??????
Just a thought.
Moyes to set up defensively, and then hope to nick one!
Incidentally, Mark, where are you getting these huge odds? 25s Blackburn? That's nine points better than the high street and better than anything I could see on Betfair. Good luck to you. 8s Bolton, likewise.
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I've not bothered to buy a ticket for any cup games this season after years of the auto cup enrollment on my season ticket and I've not missed it a bit. A banana peel with our name written all over it. It hurts me to think of Everton lose any game but this is one utterly abysmal team that looks petrified and devoid of ideas or ability the way its playing this season.
8/1 was available on Betfair before kick off for Bolton... when us daft Evertonians saw that, we were going 4-4-2 and must have all got stuck into the Blues at 1/2... Blackburn were Coral's biggest ever price for a Premier League team and they went 22/1 on their coupon, and Betfair then went 25/1.
If you scroll through the other links on Toffeeweb below, it was reported in the press that an Everton fan had an acca up that paid loads (not me!)
The answer is 'TAXI !!
And on top of the debt, £35 million in net liabilities, meaning if we sell everything we own (which is now only players) we'd still owe £35 million.
Could be worse you say?
The accounts don't reflect their current valuation.
To be fair, though, I'm not sure we'd even get the accounts value for some of them! And yes, that includes players we got on a free!
One of your usual low scoring ordinary kind of games should do the job.
Mucha
Coleman Heitinga Distin Neville
Drenthe Fellaini Bilyaletdinov Gueye
Saha Donovan
Subs: Hannehmann, Baines, Duffy, McFaden, Anichebe, Stracqualursi, Vellios
Unless I've missed anyone, I can't see many other options, and I agree with a poster above about Baines - he felt his left groin 2 or 3 times in the latter stages of Weds game and we really can't afford to lose him!
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