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Big Vic... just how good is he?
There are many aspects to a forward's game: goals, what you do with the ball, what you do without the ball, general attitude, and commitment will do for a start.
Goals. There are many different types of goals, let's take Anichebe's last (only) 3:
- The sniffer, turns and swivels in the 6yd box, Goal; tick.
- Put through one on one, Goal; tick.
- Header from the cross, goal; tick.
- Also, Putting your boot through it from the edge of the box, vs Birmingham, Goal; tick.
What he does without the ball; to be honest, a bit harder to quantify and off the top of my head I can't come up with any glaring examples of yes he is good off the ball to actually comment on it either way.
Just to digress a bit, up to the end of last season and prior to his injury, I nearly fell off my chair when Moyes gave him a new contract worth £30k/wk(??) and thought that if I could do a quantum leap into his body and not put up a 100% better showing than that lazy idle so-and-so then I would eat my hat etc.
Which comes under the attitude heading (and also what you do when you don't have the ball). I remember some defender playing a ball accross his own box in the 'general' direction of his keeper, it was shorter than one of Snow White's dwarfs (Dopey I think). It as also mid-way-ish between Vic and the keeper...
To my mind, a striker has to be single-mindedly selfish in pursuit of the ball, like a big cat: ball = food = mine, even at 30-70 in the keeper's favour. He didn't even move. "That's it," I thought, "if he's a forward, I'm a 'kin astronaut." But on reflection, it could be Instructions of the like: don't commit too far forward in case it all breaks down and we are caught on the hop.
But his attitude seems to have improved a bit, for how long I don't know, but he has the example of The Stracqman to copy.
I have given 5 examples, can they all be one off flukes, I doubt if 3 goals in 4 games is in the fluke category. So... Whither Vic from now on? Was I too hard on him in previous seasons? Then I would have said, "No way, he's a waster," but has Vic wised up and become a Clever Trevor and a Tricky Dicky... or is he still a Blockhead?? I don't really know ? and that's the problem.
Derek Thomas, Posted 05/02/2012 at 02:29:07
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The kid needs a run in a winning team and as winning games seems to be less of priority to Moyes it looks unlikely that he will be first choice after Cahill or Fellaini up front.
He reminds me of Mica Richards, he is too big to be a footy player. He needs to work more on his fitness levels. Mica has managed it, as he looks a hell of a better player now, so fingers crossed for Vic
For now, stick the ball in the net, give it 100% and keep the mouth shut - that'll do for me for the time being.
Why is he not top quality? He's overweight, maybe not by much, but a professional 'athlete' should look leaner than he does. He seems to have attitude problems in the past, not surprising for an 18 year old who found himself earning vast sums for doing what we all wish we were doing, and he gets injured quite a lot.
So where to from here? Given our financial position, he's worth keeping. We can't simply ditch him and bring someone else in who would have similar natural attributes. However, he needs better management. For a start he needs to lose weight, whether that's muscle or fat, as he's too bulky to avoid injury. I've written about this before but we should be using yoga or pilates or some kind of flexibility and core strengthening exercise on a regular basis for players with poor injury records. I believe this could make a big difference with Anichebe. The final bit is down to him. He needs to look around, have a realistic assessment of what he's done with his career and what he's likely to do, and as he matures, which most of them do eventually, his attitude may just become a strength as he realises what he's cost himself in the past.
He has always had all the attributes to make it as a top, top footballer and it is totally up to him as to whether he was to become a Drogba or a Heskey.
After an amazing start to his career (remember the quality of his goals against Metalist and Nuremburg) he seemed to drifting towards the Heskey category, before a serious bust up with Moyesie about 2 years ago. He then turned into Drogba for a couple of games and then came the "tackle" from Kevin Nolan. Vic has not been the same player since (and realistically, who of us could honestly say that there is no chance we would be permanently effected by an injury like that?)
He now seems to be turning back into the player he could be. If he can maintain this and stay clear of injuries we will have a fantastic player on our hands - Well worth the £30,000 a week!
I can see Moyes going for that.
Come to think of it though, he does spend a lot of time on the floor moaning ....!
I honestly see Stracq as another Vaughan: plenty of heart but limited ability. Comparisons of Big Vic with Drogba are laughable....like comparing our midfield with Barca's. We have a very average bunch of players who rely heavily on defensive duties... we tend to pinch points and very rarely win by two clear goals. I miss the days when we played teams off the pitch.
At 23, everybody thought Heskey was the next big thing however, he was strong, quick and had a 'decent touch for a big man'. He'd been transferred for £11M to a team who played regular Champions League football and he was an England regular.
I guess it goes to show you never can tell. To be honest, if he's halfway in between the two he'll be a good player for us, especially as we're probably not even talking about him as a first choice starting player.
Andy Carroll is far worse and cost far more money, yet when he occassionally scores, that lot over the park go wild pretending he's the best striker in the league. We just rip into one of our academy products for having the temerity to score a few goals and not conforming to the 'Moyes destroys strikers' philosophy that most people on here desperately want to believe.
Gone is the pacey agressive, hungry young man we saw in the euro games, and we are left with something much less.. Ok can he can chip in with the odd goal, so amen to the super sub tag, but that's about it for me.
Bit harsh there, James...
From what I have seen with the two of them, they're a bit out of depth when starting a game, both look terrific when coming off the bench.
Next season with Jelavic starting and these 2 young guns with potential waiting on the wings, it does look pretty promising.
Just hope for the lad that he stays fit.
But the thing I've seen since he came back is he looks a lot more confident. For probably three of the last six years since he came on the scene he's been injured, and his career was at risk at one point. Perhaps this has taught him a few lessons in his mind and his mentality has developed because of it?
One thing he's doing now is getting himself in goalscoring positions, which he rarely used to do. This alone means he's more likely to score. I imagine he's watched a lot of Football in his time away fronm the game and tried to learn.
He hasn't got the best touch and I don't think he's a natural finisher but he looks as if he could be a good foil for someone who is and maybe chip in with 10-12 himself and be a nuisance.
If he does that then I'd take my hat of to him because he'd be a player of limited ability making the best of himself.
His attitude seems to have improved as well. On the pitch he still has a tendency to moan about decisions he doesn't get but I don't mind that, I wish a few more of our players had a go at referees as I think they get too easy a time from us. Off the pitch I thought his comments in the Echo today showed a player who is maturing (finally).
However, I think the Nolan tackle did more than physical damage to Victor - it seems to have damaged his self belief. I remember a game a few ears ago when Marlon King tried to rough him up at Goodison. King is a big unit and is about 8 years older than Victor but the lad got right back in his face - even the TV commentator made a comment about his willingness to stand up to King. I don't know where that side of him has gone but if he ever gets it back (instead of moaning when he feels hard done by) he will be a right handful for any defense.
These things happen to all strikers and it makes the good ones more determined than ever. Victor simply sulks. The day I see him score a great individual goal, the day I see him dominate a defense, the day I see him stand out among his team mates - that's the day I'll believe he's a striker. But he never will.
I would rather have one solid opportunist striker like Jelavic than two Victor Anichebes.
He would have been ideally suited to the big ,stong, old-fashioned centre forward role but alas every few teams adopt that policy anymore preferring speedier smaller players and that is why teams like Manure succeed (as well as being rich). Big Vic has a big heart and is not without talent but some bad injuries early in his career have stifled his advancement plus the Moyes system of playing one real forward most of the time.
As Timmie's goals have dried up, most of us would ask Moyes if he has the guts to go with 2 forwards for the rest of the season choosing from Stracqs, Vellios, Jelavic and Big Vic.
It probably won't happen except in desperate situations such as the Wigan game and that is why we will win very few of the remaining games.
It certainly will not boost ticket sales for next season.
What did you say? "just how good is he" are you taking the piss mate? he's fucking garbage, he'll be lucky to get conference football, if we let him go {which we should a s a p} the lad is as strong as an ox, can punch grass really hard, can fall over and whine like a girl, look pissed off when he's subbed ,even though he deserves it because he's shit, and generally get right on my tits.
Anyway, I think you get the point, he's shit and, why the fuck are we paying him wages ?
1) Do try to keep up old boy, the tread is about 10 days old.
2) Try reading it...hint; it's about the early Vic of Potential, the, as you so colourfully say, middle Vic of punching the grass and last but not least, this seasons Vic 3 or 4 goals in 4 or 5 games AND a better attitude.
My point is that I didn't know which Vic we would contiue to get on a week by week basis, I hoped it was the new improved Vic and that he continued to improve.
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574 Posted 05/02/2012 at 08:08:04
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Think of the best goal scorers in the world, past & present. Would DM allow their personalities, style of play, work ethic to flourish? In a word no! Because none of these players include defensive play in their C.V.
Jesus... The crap I'm grasping at for an explanation. We're just SHIT ok... Always will be under DM. The best we can hope for is the " punch above their weight " label, which is far from our Latin logo!