Season 2011-12
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What if?
It's a bad time to moan, I'll admit. David Moyes has turned it round yet again. Cup semi, above Liverpool in the league, playing some good football; even I have been feeling good about it. A summer of expectation awaits; Champions League talk will surface again.
We really, really are easily calmed down. No doubt the new signings galvanised things and those (myself included) who fretted about relegation have been made to look foolish. In my view, though, the first half of the season cannot be forgotten. As a one-off, it would have been truly dreadful but, as a regular occurrence under David Moyes, surely it needs to be looked at. We are below the position in the league that we should be in and if the recovery brings plaudits to David Moyes then the fact that every year a recovery is necessary is entirely down to him.
It is asked quite often where the critics of Moyes go when the team does well. I think that this is the time to speak up. I love what we are doing now but I don't think it is unreasonable to question what goes wrong every pre-season and to hope that this is not another false dawn.
Before Christmas, I thought that our players simply weren't good enough. Well, they are now... Why?
Andy Crooks, Posted 04/04/2012 at 23:04:25
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At the beginning of the season, we had rumours about Jagielka being transferred, which the player admitted had a negative effect on his form. And we lost Arteta, our key midfield player. We had Saha out of form as a striker with nobody really able to fill in for him, as Straq was new from Argentina and way out of his depth. The team improved because Moyes had better players to choose from. Drenthe has gotten better, our injury list has improved, and we actually brought in some very good players in January. Other teams like Newcastle were able to do so in the Summer, we were not.
Everton have a lot of unrest due to our financial situation during the Summer. It's no surprise it has an effect on the play to start. I doubted him, and don't worship the guy by any means, but Moyes deserves a hell of a lot of credit for the way he has handled this season. One thing you can say about the man is that he does not quit and does not allow his team to quit. Now bring home the FA Cup.
"Everton have a lot of unrest due to our financial situation during the Summer. It's no surprise it has an effect on the play to start." But as Andy pointed out, we have the same bad start EVERY season. Always for the same reason?
And in previous seasons we've not had a Drenthe or Gibson or Pienaar or Jelavic or Stracqualarsi join us and only once had a Donovan. What went right in all those previous seasons?
The baker came to the front of the shop
"Well, what do you bleedin expect... he (pointing to the shop owner) he, won't let me have any of the basic ingredients - no sugar, the most crap flour you can imagine... and the oven is fucked... It's getting so bad I can't be arsed in the Kitchen any more"
The owner of the shop shook his head
"All that costs money - and as you know I'm skint"
"Well, sell the frigging shop then, to someone who has the money to buy decent ingredients - and don't give me that crap about 'I'm trying 24/7... or I'm not buying any more of these awful cakes" Said the customer
The owner thought about things for a while as he could see his loyal customers drifting away and then picked up a telephone...
"Let me see what I can do"
Three weeks later after the most basic of ingredients essential for cake making had been delivered and given to the baker, some decent cakes began to be made - the baker looked interested again, the owner sat back and congratulated himself - the customer stopped moaning...
The moral of the story - you can't make cakes without sugar - you can't win football matches without decent midfielders, genuinely exciting wide men and a striker or two who look like they actually give a fuck.
I love the Club dearly but knowing what we do (and that ain`t much!) what monied fool would want to buy all our debt and outdated venue-let alone pay more than pasty price for Blue Bill`s shares?
It's like you selling your house and the market value is £100,000 but you want £150,000 for it and because you still have a £50,000 mortgage on it you want the buyer to pay off the debt also!
I just want the recent results, the 2-0 away at Swansea, the 2-0 cruise at home to West Brom, I want us to at least play with that intent from early August.
This summer, if we can move someone on a bit quicker and use the money for a couple of hungry players, we may all get the good start to the season we are all hoping for.
Worth a try!
We are what we are, a half decent side who someone forget how to play for the first couple of months and somehow manage to galvanise in the Winter months.
Pehaps the training is right because we always seem to finish well so the stamina is definitely there....the problem is that it seems to sap all the energy for the start of the season.
A nice medium...and I don't mean Patricia Arquette,,, wouled be preferable.
But other customers who had been going to that bakers for years wouldn't hear a bad word against the king baker and demanded that the owners gave him more money. They blamed the previous owners, they blamed, the new owners, they blamed the local newspapers for poor advertising, they blamed the new ingredients, they blamed the baker across the road, in fact they blamed everybody except the king baker!
And the moral of this story? Well there isn't one really, I just wanted to say how much I am enjoying the demise of the bakers across the road.
The manager is the problem. He is fairly inconsistent with his management skills.
At least if he was shite all the time, we'd know he wasn't failing to achieve his potential.
That's the rub.
However, I'm worried that Moyes has the 'yips' when it comes to Liverpool. The last time we played them we managed to do what no other team has managed to do since January - we made the worst Liverpool team I can ever remember in my lifetime look good.
Anyway - we were both spoilt by access to Rays of Prescot (what I wouldn't give for one of their steak and pepper pies - pies are shit in Geordie land).
Alternatively, a less labour intensive option would be to just sing the Slade song "So here it is, Merry Christmas" or a verse of two of "Auld Lang Syne".
So how would you describe the ` invisable` throngs who queue up at Bill`s door every time he`s in crisis or there`s something to be sold?
Fanciful? Fictitious? Illusory?
Try non-existent!
Mmmmmm.....piiiiiiiiies!
keeping on the irrelevant allegories theme...
What happens if your baker's a bullshitter and he was frankly pished when he made those cakes?
Of course, you are definitely right ? because you've told a cute story.
Fanciful? Fictitious? Illusory?
Try non-existent!"
Doddy, has someone hacked your account?
Then your Chrimbo pressy is sorted from your family and you can pick and choose your games until then so you'd save a few bob on the season as well.
If he carries on posting in his present vein,I`ll have no one to argue with!
PS.I`m ordering me crimbo suit right now!
If neither, then please tell me which one of BK's lies was the final one that broke the camel's back?
PS it was a nice idea, the early christmas.
Not really. It's more like you have a house worth £100,000 but because you bought it in 2006 the outstanding mortgage is £150,000. You can't sell at £100,000 because you are in negative equity and your debt is secured on the house.
Watch this space cake...
Only Greggs fans buy pasties...
Your cheese & onion have betrayed this club...
Any other BK/bakery related quotes anyone? I know there is some sharp minds on this site.
Sure we have had some decent results recently but we have dodged bullets getting them. The midfield do not track back quick enough to help the defense except Pienaar who will be missed in the Semi.
Gibson is quite solid but no world-beater and Cahill works hard but cannot beat a man except in the air but nowadays is played much deeper.
Fellaini and Osman cannot tackle and are quite one paced but hey if we can keep Suarez and Bellamy quiet who knows?.
I do not agree with what Moyes thinks his strongest starting eleven is and because of that I believe we will struggle to be a real contender for honours despite the recent results.
Think the answer to the original post may have already been partly explained. Mr Moyes makes sure that the fitness levels (and mental attitudes) are good enough to last the whole season. Before Christmas most teams can match that and then any more flair or ability they have can be used to beat us; after Christmas they start to flag and we become more dominant. A few fresh and eager faces arriving in January has increased that advantage.
Apart from the Sunderland FA Cup win I don't think we have played particularly well in the recent run of good results, generally being just that little bit better (or luckier) than the opposition, but I hope we can see that level of performance repeated more often.
For the future...? Until radical changes happen at the club we will have to rely on DM's ability to get a full season out of a small squad to offset our inability to buy the quick, athletic, skilful, intelligent and dedicated players who would improve our team.
Whatever happened to the eccles cakes?
End of season, backs against the wall.
The only time Moyes starts to play the right people at the right place.
Also when each season ends there is a long summer break and that destroys the form thing.
I feel that Moyes has to start the pre-season early and he needs to play against top european sides instead of shitty teams in Australia and in the US.
We are ill prepared each season, look at how Surs did it, they went and played against good German and Spanish teams, Moyes should have learned this by now, 10 years and he still refuses to adjust his pre-season.
Looking back at this season Moyes mixed his first eleven up way too much.
After winning a game like the Wigan game he should have started and stuck by the players that scored the goals and won the game, and not change it back again the first chance he gets.
Drenthe was starting to score and give good displays, so was Vellios, but still they played very little during the first half of the season.
That was a huge mistake.
Barkley should have been in the side also as we did not have any other alternative at that time, plus he did more then ok.
Of course things became different after Donovan and Gibson arrived, he then had alternatives again.
During the first half of the seaon he only had to stick with the players performing and he could not even do that for more then 2 games straight.
Moyes is too stubborn for his own good.
I predict this pre-season the be just as shitty, going away to the US again and wasting time and money.
Agree with Ciaran's first point. A lot of it is down to Moyes not being able to find a system that works out the blocks. Why mess around with Saha for half a season when it clearly isn't working?! The same goes for a lot of others.
BROWN BREAD.
We were crap early on because players just werent performing...jags Rodwell, Cahill Osman poor, and Johnny was out of position. We havnt (hadnt) replaced Arteta and Piennar. We were and still are falling behind.
Playing Drenthe and Vellios more would hardly have made a difference. Moyes was vindicated re Drenthe because he obviously saw his self destruct tendencies, though granted he provides an option we dont have elsewhere. Vellios was decent, but hardly a regular game winner, unlike what Jelly seems to be hinting at.
Moyes has an ageing squad without the opportunity to replace the good players who have left. He's done well again with the signings on limited funds, and Fellaini has been totally magnificent.
Every team, even the mony teams have bad spells. Fact is that Everton lose less than most, because we have a manager who know how to get the best over a season. Moyes is polishing turds like never before.
Realistically a better start would have us no higher than sixth. Were seventh.
Doddy 001# Greggs bought the shares BK owns and then sold out to Green via Earl as a front man
Now he's got some players in with more creative/attacking ability he's able to change the approach and unshackle a few of the more regular players.
I think Moyes won't risk unshackling the bunch of players he had to choose from first half of the season for fear we'd lose a lot more than we'd win. Hard to disagree with ...
Now I know it's beyond Moyes`s critics to accept there could possibly any other reason for a poor start than the manager. But dont those same critics contradict themselves... all the time?
The criticism we hear more often than any other, is that Moyes is a one trick pony who can't change. Now, given the contrast between the first half of the season and the second, the critics either have to accept that this claim is utter bollocks and Moyes has changed and proved them hopelessly wrong, or he is STILL doing the same old things.
If it's the latter, how do you explain the better performances? Surely logic would suggest if the manager's doing the same things, then it was the players who were under performing and it's they who have upped their game?
Of course there is a third option: maybe the players we were able to bring in ? Landon (briefly) Pienaar, Gibson and Jelavic ? were better than the players who were virtually guarenteed a place in the first part of the season?
The Moyes critics will struggle to accept the third option too, as this would almost certainly be an admission that when The manager is given even a tiny fraction of the tools his peers take for granted, he can not only stand toe to toe with City, Chelsea and Tottenham... he can beat them.
Redshite have more speed than the Blues and we have to contain them early and keep the discipline tight. They lost at Newcastle but missed a bagful early on.
It will be a tight game and I suspect one goal will decide it.
Our score could be higher.
I like it. I'm with you EFC 3 - LFC 0.
Good stuff.
"The currants will be in the bun in the morning"
"We'll have first class state of the art oven virtually free"
I am neither praising nor castigating the manager in this instance, just offering what I consider to be a reasonable conclusion from what I have observed over time. Like many fans I feel that DM has some marked limitations and he may not have the gently persuasive manner to keep the gifted but temperamental purring along, but it would be unreasonable not to concede that he has a knack of getting the most out of players who are prepared to graft.
Basically it is just my own hypothesis to fit the original question which asked why the same pattern has been seen in multiple seasons.
Dan, my comments on Fellaini were intended as a response to the many posts I have seen on TW that question our bushy-haired hero's ability. I honestly don't know what some people are watching at times, and it is never more baffling than the negative comments I have heard about this one player in particular. Of course each of us is entitled to our own opinion and at times I may be moved to express mine in a public forum. I tend to type slowly and re-read / edit my postings before submitting them, and you may not be aware that my original post is timed as before your own, even though it was submitted after.
Dan, GP renovation can be easily self funding by adding corporate boxes and increased capacity.
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891 Posted 05/04/2012 at 06:53:49
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