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The One-Touch Maestro
After watching Jelavic start scoring for the blues, I think we all noticed his one -touch finishing.
I couldn't believe how prolific he has been with this method of scoring though.
His last 44 goals for Rangers & Everton have only required 47 touches. His last 27 goals have all been one-touch finishes !
Have we finally found a striker as good as big Bob Latchford?
Kevin Tully, Posted 26/04/2012 at 22:36:07
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890 Posted 27/04/2012 at 06:00:45
891 Posted 27/04/2012 at 06:00:45
893 Posted 27/04/2012 at 06:40:59
There's a big old fashioned English type centre forward at Atletico Bilbao (can't think of his name at the moment though! But he played last night) He's not only a goalscorer but is great at making chances for others too. Wishful thinking I suppose but I'd love to see him paired with Jelly.
Just remembered his name....Llorente. He's a fabulous player and Bilbao being a selling club he'll probably move on in the summer most likely to a CL club next seaon but I wish we had him.
In the meantime, Jelly will do for me. If only he could have paired with the Cahill of 4/5 years ago!
896 Posted 27/04/2012 at 07:33:34
898 Posted 27/04/2012 at 07:48:40
901 Posted 27/04/2012 at 07:51:57
Next season will be different though, if we do not sign Drenthe or Donovan than I think we will struggle at times during the season.
We all know that strikers has off times when it comes to form, and if too few chances are created then it will cause our striker to loose his touch after a while.
I am very worried that we will not even get Pienaar in the summer.
So where does that leave us?
WIthout Drenthe and Pienaar we are reduced to a relegation team.
Thew goals Drenthe has scored and made assists for has been vital this season.
I just can not see us replacing Drenthe who is on a free, it would require money we do not have!
Moyes should put his ego in check and give Drenthe a second chance, after all he is young and can mature with the right coaching.
I think Moyes is half right in diciplining Drenthe but I think it is overkill to do it for the rest of the season.
If Drenthe does get to play again then he might even learn something and apologise to the manager and the fans.
But if he is not given the chance to save face then he will be lost to us and go elsewhere.
SIgning Drenthe is not a gamble, he has proven himself enough to get a contract.
If Moyes were to find out that he is not working in the right direction then he can sell him at a good profit, now what is wrong with making more money for Everton FC?
902 Posted 27/04/2012 at 07:50:00
Against Manure they played like Barcelona and whipped them good style. Last night they played like us. Anglo-Saxon style (!) 4-4-1-1 and were really impressive. They are so flexible and seem to be able to adapt their style to the job in hand. Their manager seems to be quite a character too. I found myself shouting for them last night (well quietly supporting them anyway!)
If they could keep that team together they'd be a force to reckon with but apparently being a selling club is their policy rather than their predicament and half their team disappears every summer.
Shame.
905 Posted 27/04/2012 at 08:04:59
If that fails then fair enough, he would have to go. But it seems far too early to claim failure yet.
Providing he wants to stay at Everton then anything less than murdering the Finch Farm tea-lady should be used as a first step in the effort to do just that. The lad should be given something to aim for rather than just left out in the cold. Even if all the rumours are true, he has still done far less than George Best ever did in his younger days, Busby worked with him and although he was never a 'Corinthian' sportsman, he paid them back with interest.
I think Moyes should draw a line under what happened and realize that young lads will be difficult to keep on the straight and narrow at times.
930 Posted 27/04/2012 at 09:44:32
Perhaps Ross is the man for this in time or we need to get a player in. With our budget we'd need to be looking at players like Sigurdsson or Hoolahan.
For too long the side has been built around Cahill. Now is the time to build it around Jelavic, I can see good things if we do.
If Donovan comes in and Pienaar stays even Moyes would struggle to stop those players playing football.
935 Posted 27/04/2012 at 09:59:34
938 Posted 27/04/2012 at 10:04:18
941 Posted 27/04/2012 at 10:05:11
The key to keeping Jelavic scoring will be who we can get in to supply the bullets. There must be some lads in the lower leagues who could do a job on the wings. Off the top of my head, Jarvis of Wolves could be an option, but then he blows hot and cold. Wd can only hope Moyesie can pull a rabbit out of the bag again, because Elstone has hinted we will have no money to spend again!
942 Posted 27/04/2012 at 10:07:43
944 Posted 27/04/2012 at 10:17:01
947 Posted 27/04/2012 at 10:24:21
As for Drenthe, this will run and run, won't it? I think his days are numbered given Moyes's previous on discipline (Yak, Dunc, Shandy). He would again be worth the investment in wages in my opinion as he does offer us something different despite his faults and lapses of concentration (may of cost us 2-3 goals but he has had a hand in 10); again, he has something our squad has seemed to lack all my life: Pace. It's vital in the modern game now, especially going forward, and with the right coaching he could iron out the kinks. Also it's a Bosman transfer, so wwe only lose the wages if it goes sour, possibly command a fee?
I think Donovan needs to be put to bed, unless it's a deal similar to the previous ones, financially we can't justify it!
As for Pienaar, my theory is this: don't pay a penny more than what we received. Yes, we need him, he adds to our build-up play no end and his work ethic is good and he 'gets' the club. My argument is this though: he is now 30, has suffered a serious injury and his wages will cost us also (I'd imagine we'd offer what was on table last time to him as the whole dragging out of negotiations would've been pointless). If we're lucky, we could get another 3 good years from him, being that he's not somebody who relies solely on pace or physical attributes, it's his brain that does his work for him.
As for other names mentioned, Adam Johnson ? great buy, but surely out of our price range? Jarvis ? Wolves will command a fee that we couldnt afford surely as other clubs will pay it, plus is he all that? Dempsey ? this would be a massive coup, and despite his age, 29, at reported £5m would be a great signing, although I think strength in other areas is more of a priority.
If we could somehow get a full back, two wide-men and a link up player (striker/att mid) without disrupting too much, I'd be happy.
I wouldn't be too disheartened to see us raise funds by off-loading fringe players, Vic, Coleman, Mucha and finally sell Yobo, or use him?
954 Posted 27/04/2012 at 11:06:50
966 Posted 27/04/2012 at 12:02:45
970 Posted 27/04/2012 at 12:22:59
Dave the rumours are that he is a pisshead...there's no going back with that. If you turn up to training pissed in the afternoon, have a bar in your house then the warning signs are clearly there.
Once bitten, twice shy with Dutch pissheads
981 Posted 27/04/2012 at 13:00:29
Just a point re Bilbao, as a Basque club set up by brits (I think) they have self imposed restrictions on the players they select meaning they rely quite heavily on their youth setup for locally grown talent.. They are also run by socios as a member's club so there are all kinds of reasons for them to inspire fans of clubs like ours who dont have a wealthy benefactor...
000 Posted 27/04/2012 at 14:27:07
017 Posted 27/04/2012 at 15:09:20
038 Posted 27/04/2012 at 16:16:26
039 Posted 27/04/2012 at 16:15:54
042 Posted 27/04/2012 at 16:28:51
That's not one of the rumours I've heard....so not one I am talking about I'm afraid. What I've heard is that he was late twice under the 'influence'. Something which Bestie did every week....if he turned up at all!
053 Posted 27/04/2012 at 17:03:50
055 Posted 27/04/2012 at 17:20:42
He left Rangers because they've gone all tit's up.
I'm not sure why but when I think of Jelavic, I conjure up images of Football Italia when I was younger and specifically Firoentina.
095 Posted 27/04/2012 at 20:06:26
098 Posted 27/04/2012 at 20:31:44
I don't have the stats, but I reckon he would even concede that a lot of his goals were created by Dave Thomas, who in my opinion was one of the best wingers and crossers of a ball ever!
At the time Latch rightly earned a few England call ups but never got the same service at international level so his England star quickly faded.
Jelovic has been an absolute revelation so far, even without such excellent service. Let's hope we can find a couple of wingers like Thomas and we'll be in for the emergence of another legendary No 9 at Goodison.
105 Posted 27/04/2012 at 21:13:10
The Everton forward who Jelavic most reminds me of is Lineker - who was class personified on a football pitch - he had a great first touch, fantastic balance and a superb eye for goal also his running off the ball was inspired - he always found that elusive space in the box and just outside it.
We've most definitely found a very good player with Jelavic, perhaps even World class.
121 Posted 27/04/2012 at 22:36:02
A known finisher available during a fire sale and no one else comes in for him? What luck. An all-blanketing financial black cloud over EFC and here appears a silver lining. When does this even happen in today's game?
122 Posted 27/04/2012 at 22:48:49
123 Posted 27/04/2012 at 23:03:24
126 Posted 27/04/2012 at 23:21:21
136 Posted 28/04/2012 at 01:04:11
"Whats McFaddens 'touches to goals' ratio like ??"
Would'nt he need to score to work that out!!
137 Posted 28/04/2012 at 00:53:28
If Moyes's passion has returned, I think he sees potential in Jelly he has not seen since the Yak's first few games. Peanuts has revitalised the midfield (yes, I'm still eating humble pie!) and while Felliani might be useful behind the striker, I think it sadly says more about an end of an era for Tiny Tim in that strange 'fox-in-th-box' role he hasn't really been successful with in recent years.
I was concerned that in the 90's we unsuccessfully tried to build a team around Dunk! If we start building around Jelly I think we'll have more success!!!
Finally, less of the knocking of Bob Latchford. Forget the subsequent ego. He was my hero in the 70's and his 30 goals was one of my few memories to stay with me from that decade, along with some great Duncan McKenzie flicks! Remember Bob's game against Chelsea, and Mick Lyon's dive to get him that penalty for hos 30th - Ashely Young, Drogba - you're so Money Supermarket!!!! he he! COYB
148 Posted 28/04/2012 at 03:28:46
190 Posted 28/04/2012 at 10:13:57
Personally I would love to see Barkley playing that Cahill role. he's got the ability to run at players, he's got a good shot, he scores goals and most importantly he's got the creativity and passing skills to set things up for Jelavic.
256 Posted 28/04/2012 at 15:20:23
269 Posted 28/04/2012 at 17:11:13
311 Posted 28/04/2012 at 19:27:38
313 Posted 28/04/2012 at 19:33:56
If we can keep Pienaar and grab another striker / attacking midfielder to add another dimension to what Jelavic gives then we've got a team on our hands. Imagine if we landed Donovan to play on the right too.......
315 Posted 28/04/2012 at 19:36:25
If we keep him for any length of time he could score as many as Big Bob,Sharpy and Big Joe..
He is that good...
316 Posted 28/04/2012 at 19:45:48
319 Posted 28/04/2012 at 19:49:19
323 Posted 28/04/2012 at 19:59:50
324 Posted 28/04/2012 at 20:05:03
I think another striker with him especially at home would only increase his chances of scoring but it is so good knowing you have a striker that is capable of scoring and not needing 5 chances to do it
329 Posted 28/04/2012 at 20:15:58
332 Posted 28/04/2012 at 20:23:40
I'm not used to seeing a goalscorer so I shouted "pass it don't shoot". He has confidence in himself and its been a long time since I've seen that in an Everton striker.
336 Posted 28/04/2012 at 20:32:20
339 Posted 28/04/2012 at 20:49:46
341 Posted 28/04/2012 at 20:55:46
347 Posted 28/04/2012 at 21:09:55
351 Posted 28/04/2012 at 21:30:26
412 Posted 29/04/2012 at 03:46:50
418 Posted 29/04/2012 at 06:28:47
421 Posted 29/04/2012 at 07:28:18
To my mind we must keep hold of Jelly, Felli and Johnny (sounds like a Eurovision band!). Id sell Baines ahead of those three....Johnny is becoming a leader which we don't have enough of. Id take a risk on a smaller squad/youngsters and get what I could for Tim, Vic, Coleman and even Jags.
This summer isnt going to be much fun
470 Posted 29/04/2012 at 11:54:03
498 Posted 29/04/2012 at 12:56:37
He's a fucking ice man.
540 Posted 29/04/2012 at 16:45:54
At the press conference upon his arrival, he described himself as a Finisher, ?I?m a Finisher?, he said ?That means when I?m finished the ball is in the back of the net?. He proved that true repeatedly (RIP Giorgio).
Now, by some twist of karma, EFC signed a fellow who?s exactly the same as Chinaglia?s description of himself, a Finisher; Jelavic. It?s not that he scores or how he scores. He?s proven he can score any old way.
It?s the manner he carries himself out there. Like Chinaglia, he has that ?I was put on earth to score goals? glow about him. He treats goal scoring as perfectly naturally. He puts it in the net; he?s happy, but no big deal.
And we tripped and fell over this guy? Some cosmic corner?s been turned. There?s no practical reason this fellow should have been available to a team with pockets to let. Yet here he is in Royal Blue.
Let?s finish up strong and next season come on. Everton got a Finisher. Fuck me.
637 Posted 30/04/2012 at 00:15:46
Bring him back.
640 Posted 30/04/2012 at 01:18:02
Jelavic seems to be a composite of Greaves, Latchford, Law and Lineker - about time we had a bit of luck
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884 Posted 27/04/2012 at 04:18:07