Fer on the radar should Fellaini leave

If I was in FC Twente's position I would tell us to Piss off! and refuse to deal with us.The way we messed Fer and FC Twente about was truly shocking. Fc Twente had players lined up to bring in from the fer transfer money and were then unable to do so. The Fer which returned back to Holland was a demoralised individual who took a while to get over his failed medical and transfer to Everton, Fer's form took a dip as a result.

Of coarse though, we were up in arms when Fenerbache messed us about for god knows how long with Joseph Yobo. Its annoying when it happens to us isn't it?

Phil Martin, like all Phil's, talks a lot of sense. We were very light in CM last season and that needs to be addressed.

Lets not start moaning about cash or how much cash is available until he starts
his dealing in the market

I for one have got a good feeling about the coming season

Anyway I have it on excellent authority from a fella who is having an affair with a married woman whose sister works in Richard Dodd's egg factory and is 'IN THE LOOP' as they say, in The Old Lady's corridors, that Screech was that close to being sold last window and that the Fer deal/fee was all set up only for screech's deal to fall through at the last minute leading to the thin and threadbare medical knee bollocks cash-saving explanation.

Watched Fer the other night: oozed class.

The Fer fiasco is needless to say on our long list of Teary Billy's cock-ups.

It would now be nice to sign him up. We will need him. But the fee is inching up as we speak/tap and he has Arsenal player written all over him.

Fer,

Mcmanaman (there's been some real dippy bollocks written about him on these boards of late)

Maloney (ditto: MOM yesterday by a country mile).

A goalie from anywhere who can step into Howard's boots from day one

A striker who can score from anywhere

Centre-half cover (not so vital, I think)

Four or five of the first five would be a bumper summer.

Martinez, needless to say, will surprise us by bringing in 1 or 2 on his radar that not yet been mentioned anywhere on these ace boards.

Maybe a little dig at Moyes who is trying to take all our players and employees.

Get him taking the goal kicks and we'll be unbeatable!

I scored from a goal kick at school once. Small pitch, small keeper, toe-punt.

Vibrac. Hence no cashola in January. No Fer.

Ive had a shit day today and your big toe punt made me chuckle . We also need a striker who can score jammy shin rollers

A goalie I thought could push Howard, even replace him, is that Alex McCarthy from Reading. He only played 13 games due to a shoulder injury but I watched him a few times and the game he had against the RedShite was outstanding. Surely we could get him cheap as Reading have gone down?

On Fer, he was only a sub for the U21s in the U21 Championship. Makes you wonder what the talent is like that got in before him. Bit crap of me as I live in Amsterdam so should pay attention to the local league.

Fellaini: Sell him get a top goal scorer and a midfielder.

Everton have still been tracking Fer knowing Moyes is going, but yet we do not know if the new manager rates him and last week we released a load of kids when we do not know for sure who the fuck is the manager. I have no doubt that in a few years time Mr Martinez will end up signing some of those young lads released this week for large fees, just like we did with Stubbs, Baines, Jags, Speed.

We are the laughing stock of the Prem; time to go Kenwright

Even if his everton contract officially finished on the 30th June, I'm sure Man U will have paid him off for a couple of weeks and gave him a contract which started whenever Moyes signed for them.

I'm sure the same is true for Martinez and Wigan