Premier League — Matchweek 14

Bournemouth v Everton whats the expression more go on an urgent note

Brilliant Romero header to put Spurs back in it against the Skunks.

And now Bentacur with a classic wrestle and pull down of Burn, gets VAR to tell Tierny it's a penalty for the Skunks.

Kopite twat Anthony Gordon scores.

Shocking decision for the penalty.

Hilarious, pathetic attempt to get a penalty at the other end by Richarlison.

Excellent one-on-one strike off a long ball over the top by Olly Watkins vs Brighton.

Good goal Michael, hopefully a few people can join you as the night goes on mate.

What about that header from Amadou Onana that gave them what the Yanks call the go-ahead goal, Tony?

A strange but ultimately effective player, the big bloke. How many goals is that he's got?

Great description of Onana... "strange but ultimately effective..."

Tony (7), you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink,

Just watched the referee deny Brighton a corner that was very obvious then a Brighton player protesting over it and getting booked, maybe he called the ref a blind bastard which he was.

They keep changing rules and regulations but one of the present ones need changing tonight or first thing in the morning, and that is you can protest a yellow card. Bleedin' ridiculous.

Yesssssssssssss

That roar from the Mackems at our old ground might have woken Dave up!

Calvert-Lewin scores a fantastic goal for Leeds!!!

Completely open goal, 2 yards out... even he couldn't miss!!!

Leeds 3-1, Chelsea stunned. The whole footballing world stunned.

Onana has 5 in 35 games. 3 in 64 for us I think.

Sorry, but like a good few on here I never got the whole Onana Hype.

For me he was best summed up by a contributor who offered him his seat in the main stand so he could watch the game passing him by in relative comfort.

Yes he gets the odd header but at his size so he should. If he was a World Cup qualifier, he'd be in the box for the 3rd seed draw with Tim Iroegbunam, Scotland and others of that ilk.

We paid £30M, and in retrospect we didn't get a £30M player, how we managed to nearly double our money amazes me -- glad we did though.

Barry, Beto or Calvert -Lewin?

Asking for a friend

Calvert-Lewin has scored again...

So against Man City on Saturday and now Chelsea? I still believe we could have saved £27M in the summer.

That's 3 goals for him so far, Christy... not that impressive really -- even if Gary Neville says he was absolutely fantastic this evening, and was tempted to give him MotM.

He had plenty of opportunity to sign the contract that was on the table for months. He was never going to. He was driven away by terrible shocking Evertonians who had the audacity to think he wasn't really very good.

I watched the last fifteen minutes of that game, a draw was fine by me but a Sunderland win would have better and they should have scored the winner but the lad fucked it up much to the consternation of their ‘keeper who was doing his nut when the lad missed the chance.

Would it have stood ? The lad looked offside to me but wasn't sure if the camera showed where he was when their goalie hoofed the ball up the pitch.

No mugs though Sunderland — mind you they were only playing Liverpool!

I started watching the Liverpool game when the Forest game went to half time and that's when I posted that you will hopefully get a few people joining you, Michael.

It's very enjoyable seeing how distinctly average Liverpool, have become and going through the posts, then it looks like Brendan, made the schoolboy error tonight.

Don't celebrate until the shithouse referee, has blew the final whistle is my motto whenever I watch our despicable neighbours, and although Sunderland, we're very tired by the end tonight Dave, that goal would have definitely stood if the ball would have went in the net.

The Liverpool sub, did well getting back to clear it but, looking at him walking after blowing for absolute tugs, then it might just give a little insight as to why Liverpool, aren't playing anywhere near like what they have done for years?

They have definitely lost that physical edge, and need to get back on those inhalers. Ssshhhuuu.

Maybe it's because we have been towards the bottom end of the table for the last few years...

But how tight is the Premier League table right now, once you get past the runaway leaders and Man City?

Tony (20),

Maybe they used the inhalers last season, they are always fucked the season after they have used them, never mind.

Shuuuush, the Premier League have given them a permit to use them, just like King Charles, because of his large ears, has got a permit to shit in the street!

I preferred Charles when he used to talk to the plants, Dave.

And I prefer Slot now, because it looks like he's helping his players lose fitness levels that were built up over many seasons.

I see our former striker Chermiti is getting dogs abuse from the Rangers fans.

They are calling him the worst ever signing, a fraud, a donkey, never a footballer, awful attitude! Looks like the fans want him gone already!

And remember, David, Thelwell signed him twice.

MK, three goals for Calvert-Lewin is two more than the combined clowns Barry and Beto have managed between them.

Tony (23),

Yes he's favourite song came from a musical but the second line of the song was his choice:

“I talk to the trees, that's why they put me away”!

I can’t believe they would even contemplate putting him away for talking to the trees, when you look at what his filthy brother is getting away with.

Paul 25, Yes the fans were not happy with Thelwell and happy that he left the club.

Bit of a rubbish game at Old Trafford, with Slaven Bilic slobbing it in his armchair.

But Man Utd have finally scored.

Magassa -- never heard of him -- but he's got West Ham back level.

He had a moment, I think it was in the first half, where he hit the ball so sweetly with his instep and it just flew the wrong side of the post.

Soungoutou Magassa, 21, joined West Ham for about £17M in the summer from Monaco. That was his first goal in English football.

Sorry, I havent been on after requesting the Matchday threads to be restarted.

Although, that may be a preference of some posters. Thanks for doing it again.

Dale, I'm not sure they ever stopped, but please feel free to post on other threads as the mood takes you.