NICK ARMITAGE COLUMN
The Best Little Spaniard We Know?
In a recent round of bullshit spouting and column inch filling from the Everton PR machine Mikel Arteta has called on his team-mates to, ?stop making things easy? for their opponents and he also says the team needs to refocus during the international break.
Well if the best little Spaniard in town wants to stop making things easy for opponents, maybe he should stop twatting every free kick he takes into walls or high over crossbars, and with his corners, at least try and beat the man defending the flick on at near post. In the grand scheme of things Everton have been shite of late but along with Yakubu, the finger needs to be pointed squarely at Arteta. Arteta, for almost one full year has been on the whole, shite.
The injury he experienced last season and his regular rehabilitation in sunnier climes, can?t have helped, but now he is fully fit and according to the sources at the club he is in the best shape he has been for years. But if this is the case, why is Phil Neville completing more crosses than Arteta?
It may well be me, but in the games I have seen Arteta play of late he has been the personification of the phrase half-arsed. His tackles seem semi-committed, he engineers situations where he can dive rather than drive his team forward and his dead ball delivery is simply appalling. He is no longer an outlet going forward and never holds his position when the team are going back.
In an attacking capacity he was comprehensively shown up by Leighton Baines against Newcastle in the first half ? in the second half you?d be hard pressed to remember Arteta ever touching the ball. Our Spaniard regularly flits in and out of games against the rank and file of the Premiership, but can you honestly think of a good performance against one of the top teams in his time at the club. I can?t.
I sincerely hope I have misread all of this and that he is just experiencing a temporary lull. I do hope he gets back to his form of two seasons ago, but if I was Moyes and an offer came in, I?d snap their hands off.Reader Comments
Note: the following content is not moderated or vetted by the site owners at the time of submission. Comments are the responsibility of the poster. Disclaimer
Do you not think that after his 2 seasons of player of the year, 1 season playing through injury and a very small amount of games completed in the new season, do you not think that you?re being a tad harsh?
I agree wholeheartedly about his delivery, but in terms of his performances, the stats say that Mikey is on of the very best midfielders so far this season.
I mean, I just can?t understand how you make you opinion. Mikey is a team player and if the team are playing shit then Mikel often plays shit.
I lay the blame squarely at Moyesy's door for not signing the contract sooner. I think this Saturday will see some different play.
Now Davey is being most handsomely remunerated to look interested, this should hopefully transfer to the team, and we start playing with confidence again.
And please let somebody other than Mikel take corners and free kicks that are not direct scoring opportunities.
I know those leagues can be misleading but just thought I’d out it out there. Me personally, I think we have seen an improvement in him this season compared with last.
.....but Will Brennan please don't kid yourself that Arteta would command a place in the midfields belonging to any of the (as you put it) bigger clubs than ourselves around Britain & Europe because he just wouldn?t !!
He?s not in the Spanish squad because he?s not as good as the lads who are currently playing for Spain.... just an opinion but I know I?m not alone. Xavi, Iniesta, Senna, Fabregas etc all better than Arteta....
Talk of off-loading him is way off the mark - despite his current faults, we’ll be a lesser team without him, and who the hell would we get instead with the cash?
On saying all that - his deadball and crossing delivery remains very poor. That’s where he, Moyes and the coaching team need to put the work in - but I have hopes he can rectify that part of his game.
I don’t see anyone else. Osman and Pienaar can’t take them and Baines every time he takes one hits the wall.
I think his general performances are being effected by the football we play. I think all the midfielders have struggled because of the lack of service. No one is getting them into good positions where they can hurt teams. It’s usually a hoof and hope that Arteta, Pienaar, Cahill and Osman can pick up the pieces. I think it’s quite clear that has to be changed, Moyes has to change his style of play.
And I would like to mention something, Arteta at the moment is the most creative midfielder in the Prem. In 10 games he’s assisted 5 goals and scored 2 goals. He’s certainly doing his job as is Yakubu, they are two of the few who actually are.
A performance against one of the big teams? Fiorentina, Standard Liege (first leg), Portsmouth etc. When we play football in big games Arteta more than not steps up and takes the game by the scruff of the neck.
The big games against the big four are different, none of our midfielders give excellent all round performances against a top four team. Why? Because we hoof the ball and sit back.
Yes the likes of Cahill and Yakubu get the goals and Arteta and Pienaar will provide the assists but in terms of all round play agains the big four they are usually invisible because of the football we play.
The last two good performances I seen against the big four was Lee Carsley and Manuel Fernandes in the 1-0 win, they where superb and they contributed in every area. That’s a big difference to just nicking the odd goal or assist.
I also think Arteta impact is lessoned because of the position he plays. Teams double up on him on the right, he sticks to the byline and he has no one to link up with. His only real options are Hibbert or Neville, two technically inept players who usually hoof.
Our left handside is a different story. We have Baines and Pienaar, Yakubu drifts out to the left and Osman when he plays in the middle plays as a left central midfielder. There’s alot more to work with on the left side, Arteta must be lonely on the right. When he was on the left against Standard at home he was superb. Drfting inside and controling or going pas them at will.
If I was Moyes I’d move him around constantly throughout the game, left, right and centre. That’s where he’s at his best. Sticking him on the right wing all day won’t help, especially when he’s our only player who has two players on them at all times.
He is our most talented midfielder, he has the skill, technique and ability that very few have in this squad. We should find a way to get the best out of him, doing that will be the best thing for Everton. He’ll never be world class player but he is a very good player.
I don’t get the half arsed comments to be honest, Mikel’s workrate is exactly the same is it always was. He puts a shift in anyway. Like alot of the team he is struggling at the moment, that is all.
I can?t be sure of the reason, maybe Mikky isn?t too sure either, I just wonder if this is a legacy of his stomach injury he suffered with last season and the fact that the old confidence has not returned.
Suggest the terraces should cheer him on and try to instil in him the belief that now seems to be missing.
But I think to extrapolate from that the description above is pretty harsh. What you?re doing Nick is trying to clinically dissect something that?s borne out of our affection as much as Arteta?s ability. True that doesn?t mean we sing his praises when he?s crap ? and we can argue about when exactly that is all day ? but equally when he?s good, he?s not only good, but he?s our player, wearing our shirt, and consistently saying he?s happy at Goodison when every summer he gets accused of wanting to leave. That?s worth something in itself.
Take assists. Arteta is currently tied with Adebayor as the leading provider of goals in the Premier League.
He?s our little genius and we expect him to we a world-beater every week. We therefore only remember the crosses that are intercepted and the corners that are cleared at the near-post, forgetting the killer passes that put us in the lead or claw back a crucial goal.
Give the lad a break.
We know he is capable of perfoming like a £20m player but is letting himself down.
Come on Mickey buck things up, we need you!
Arteta is not a winger, he may be more effecive in central midfield (free playing role) wheer he joins Saha in attack, we got better value with Arteta that Fellani (and Arteta made an impact).
I agree a lot of people do have Arteta in their dream teams.
1-1 tommorrow.
I suggest you watch the game and form a valid opinion based on the facts, not just some half-assed conjecture and dribble. ***
ps: I love Theo Walcott too and Brian is a goat
Until we get a midfield enforcer, we wont see the very best of Mikel.
Still our best player though.
Whatever the reason he has been dogshit for most of the last year. Maybe he wants to go. Maybe it?s just injury. Who knows? As long as he?s in the eleven, however, we need to believe that he will return to the sublime form that has entranced us in the past. Wouldn?t bet on it, though.
My hero, Dave Bimson, is a far better player at the moment. Take your boots to the United game Bimmo lad.
Pls wake up and get behind the team, rather than saying non-constructiive things.
Add Your Comments
In order to post a comment to Column articles, you need to be logged in as a registered user of the site.
Or Sign up as a ToffeeWeb Member — it's free, takes just a few minutes and will allow you to post your comments on articles and MailBag submissions across the site.


1 Posted 17/10/2008 at 07:52:04
Report abuse