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5 Posted 22/03/2014 at 16:51:50
Is 4th spot a realistic dream?
6 Posted 22/03/2014 at 16:58:05
Chief among these changes should be the dropping of McCarthy and maybe Barry. They offer nothing to us in attack or defence so what are they there for?
I would like to see Osman play next to one of them as he's obviously not going to drop them both and then have Barkley ahead. Martinez seems to believe he can only play one of these two as he has to keep the two crabs on at all times. Even when we are chasing games, he still keeps this insipid fulcrum in the heart of our midfield.
7 Posted 22/03/2014 at 16:57:26
9 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:07:28
10 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:07:41
12 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:10:15
13 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:08:55
Martinez, its down to you to change it... I wouldnt bet on it though. Just like Wigan last season and look what happened to them
14 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:12:59
The team are not playing with the flair they can as they do not want to throw a good season away and we also missed Pienaar who Baines appears to need on the park.
We have won two games not playing well. Liverpool were very lucky today as SG should have been sent off for a second yellow early in the first half. Both Welsh teams are fighting to stay in the division – sometimes, that makes it harder to play against them.
I agree with the Lukaku opinion although maybe he can't be bothered as he won't be here next season. I don't know.
Come on, folks, cheer up at least we are not Arsenal or Fulham supporters. I expect we will see a better show next week – I hope!
15 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:09:28
I cant see us getting back to the form we had 3 or 4 months ago, as both Osman and Pienaar are way off form; they at least track back and give us a more solid shape.
16 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:14:19
I don't think we are going backwards as, at this stage of the season, it is only about results and at home at least we are doing the business when it matters. The team seemed to take their foot off the gas at 3-1 and did just about enough.
Some tougher assignments ahead and with a winning streak under our belts, confidence is slowly returning. Not forgetting that it was another game under the belt for the likes of John Stones and McGeady as they continue to integrate into our squad.
17 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:16:16
The fact that we are winning games and picking up points either late on or when we are not playing well shows the effort and will to win put in by the lads. As this has happened so often, it can’t be just down to mere luck.
As of now, we are handily placed in 5th place with what are on paper two not too difficult games. If we can get at least 4 points from these 2 games, then I will be more confident that we can kick on and finish 5th at the lowest and who knows even get 4th if things go right. Let’s have a bit of faith.
18 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:22:55
19 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:22:33
20 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:23:51
22 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:23:24
23 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:33:00
Whilst grinding wins is okay, it is getting more and more desperate against mediocre opposition!!!
Big summer of transfers needed, I think.
24 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:38:45
25 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:37:07
Darron Gibson is the best passer of the ball we have at the club. He will be back next season to probably play alongside McCarthy, thus giving us greater threat going forward than our current pair of holding midfielders. He is also more than competent in his defensive duties.
I agree that things need freshening up this season, and by playing Osman for a while in that role (instead of either Barry or McCarthy) would give us greater creativity from deep, especially against the sides that we are expecting to beat.
26 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:46:01
27 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:42:47
28 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:47:50
As for the game, a good result but the way we play at the moment bores the shit out of me.
Still, 5th when we haven't played well since Christmas. We must be doing something right.
30 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:56:00
I can't remember a game in the last few years where we looked like complete strangers and seemed in the second-half to forget which end we were kicking towards. A lot of half-hearted performances and if you didn't know better you would believe that someone in the hierarchy had asked them to cease adding to the points tally.
It's always nice to win whether playing well or not – but today's game raised a whole load of questions about the desire and abilities of our players and I can only hope that Roberto can find out what the hell's wrong with them because that was not an Everton team that I recognise.
Swansea played well but mainly because we allowed them too and, if it had been Man City or Chelsea we were playing today, we would have got well and truly smashed.
West Ham, unlike Swansea, have just laid down to Man Utd – why do these teams only perform against us? It will be the same on Tuesday on Tyneside where the Barcodes will attack us like it's their cup final.
31 Posted 22/03/2014 at 17:42:50
Phil 364.
You seem to moan constantly about most things that are blue and as a supporter of this great club I seriously do not understand how you can generate so much shite.
Did you think that Swansea were going to sit back and say "score as many as you like?". Fuck off, they are a good team and, now that all their players are returning from injury, they will easily pull away from relegation. Watch them on Tuesday, they will make things very difficult for the Arsenal.
Everton did what they had to do and that is fucking win; last year, this result would not have happened – no way.
Lukaku?? – the boy is going home soon and today he put in a shift; no more, no less... but there are big home games against big clubs coming up, so I'm sure we will see him shine.
Take a break from spewing your never ending shite and take a look at what this club is trying to do. We are 5th in the EPL, sitting above mega spending Spurs and the fuckwits from Manc land, this club is trying to compete with clubs that probably spend more money in expenses than we do in transfer deals.
32 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:06:48
Sometimes it is better to be lucky than good. Last week's winner and today's list of missed chances by Swansea smacks of a bucket full of good luck.
33 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:16:44
34 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:17:40
The reason these teams perform against us, is we let them perform. We are not clinical in front of goal and cannot impose ourselves on a game the way other teams do.
35 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:11:30
36 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:28:43
37 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:07:07
Just about everything I saw today was sub-standard.
Passing, marking, movement off (and on!) the ball.
At times we were like amateurs playing professionals.
I don't know if it was the players who badly (nb: not at all) carried out the 'plan' or if it was a shite plan, but the whole thing was woeful and painful to watch.
I said before the kick-off (having seen the cup game) that I rated their attack and midfield, but fuck me, they were walking through us at times.
When you're watching a game, there are certain things that, Tourettes-like, come out of your mouth depending on certain passages of play.
A player doesn't go into a tackle with 100% commitment – "Shit-house!"
A player fucks about at the back – "Get rid!!"
A player gives an opponent to much space – "Get tight!!"
What I heard today, over and over, was 'Nob-ead!!" which was basically 'idiot!"
And it was understandable as there was SO much stupid on display today.
I don't know what RM will say publicly (probably not a good idea to say 'We were fucking shite") but I would be very confused/disappointed if in private he says anything other than "that was garbage and a million miles from being good enough."
39 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:30:03
Today's game was probably the first time that we have not had the ball for long periods during the game - funnily enough Swansea played in the style that Roberto wants Everton to play but we won they lost. It's a strange game football.
40 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:07:50
This is then compounded by the slow tempo of the passing initially, its a vicious circle. But I think that would sort itself to a large degree if we had Arsenal type attacking mids who could provide better options when we were in possession and were more inventive and intelligent on the ball. Basically I think the mix of mid players is wrong.
Today we just went with two out and wide men and were strung out and cut through, leaving Barry, McCarthy and the back 4 exposed.
As for the fella who thinks McCarthy offers nothing, you must constantly just watch the ball. He offers great protection and covering. He is a very good holding player, tidy in possession and gets through masses of work.
Mirallas is also beginning to show a level of self indulgence he would never have dared show under Moyes.
42 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:21:52
Of course we all want us to play well every game, but with our squad its obviously not going to happen.
All I can say is that's it a good job we are not down the table, we would get some serious moaning on here!
Not vintage today, but a win nevertheless, that's 6 on the bounce at home I believe. 5th in the league with a game in hand, not doing two badly are we!
43 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:43:42
It works both ways how often have we played well and got fuck all, so to play poor to average and win, okay with me.
44 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:30:18
Unfortunately Ossie is only really good for an hour max and we do not have alternatives. The money gap amongst the top teams rears it's head after Christmas every season.
Unless investment from the board is forth coming things will not change except for the worse. I can see Martinez going the same way as Moyes when he becomes disenchanted with the lack of ambition of this board.
45 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:42:04
But I can't believe the amount of space we gave them! We seemed to be playing 4-3-3, even 4-2-4 with such a gap between the back line who stayed back (Stones urging them to come up at times) and a front line way up the pitch, thus conceding so much space for Swansea to operate in in midfield, with Barry and McCarthy overrun and the fullbacks with no cover.
I just couldn't believe the amount of space we left them in midfield, all game.
46 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:42:13
47 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:49:15
Beat Moyes back at Goodison..
Not arsed with the negative stuff.. It's deffo on.
48 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:39:14
Arsenal : Swansea, Man City, Everton (at Goodison) = 3 points?
Everton: Newcastle, Fulham, Arsenal (at a sold out rocking Goodison Park), Palace (game in hand) = 12 points?
We are going to finish fourth. You all know it, you just don't know it yet.
49 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:55:29
We aren't playing well but winning games. Good sign
I see the hapless Gunners collapsed again today. Win our game in hand on Wenger's Jokers,beat them at Goodison and we will at worst be 2 points behind them.
All still to play for then.
50 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:58:10
51 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:47:35
Job done by RM and the team. That's three league wins on the trot. 5th in the table, onto the next game.
Some people just can't help moaning I guess.
53 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:19:56
I don't understand the shit being slung.Yes,we didn't play well... at least the 70 minutes I saw before falling back into a flu-induced coma. Came on here as I know Michael and/or Lyndon always do a record-breaking matter-of-fact dissection of proceedings, but buoyed by the win I really didn't expect the comments nearer the top:
"A disgusting performance"
"More dull dross from the Blues... Chief among these changes should be the dropping of McCarthy and maybe Barry... I would like to see Osman play next to one"
"We're going backwards at the moment."
"If we don't get six or seven players in for next season, I really fear for us..."
"As for Lukaku, all I would say is thank fuck he's only on loan: nowhere near good enough."
Wow. There's also call that are young slot-in centreback made naive mistakes... well that's because he's young and um, naive. The same with having McCarthy playing alongside Barry... balancing experience with youthful exuberance. Of course at his stage of the season our players will be tired... or "shit" if you're fickle.
Lukaku's going to be a great player. He scored today, and we won. Both he and Barkley are still returning from injury so the aren't fully fit.
Seriously, some of you guys need to put this into perspective. It wasn't the greatest but this is still Martinez's first season... did most people expect us to be fifth at this stage? Was it really a disgrace of a performance or a bit of a struggle who really are in about to have to scrap for survival. Forget us looking like we were 3-1 down after the break, with the comments on here you'd think we were 15th, not 5th.
54 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:51:01
We don't play with any flair and our football is worse than it has been in years. Equating meaningless possession stats with good football is a misnomer. We just don't look like scoring and scoring is the name of the game.
We used to create plenty of chances under Moyes but had no decent striker and now we do but we don't create any chances.
What disturbs me most is how blatantly obvious it is to anyone who watches us with even a modicum of knowledge that this system is not getting the best out of our players. And yet Martinez refuses to change it.
We played some great football under Moyes and we played some utter shite too but under Martinez we are consistently dull and insipid. I don't go into any games thinking they might be entertaining anymore. It's a foregone conclusion we will be shit and that's not a good place to be in as a fan.
55 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:06:00
56 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:06:14
I don't understand what Martinez, or some ToffeeWebbers, see in Stones. Practically everytime I've watched him play his positioning has been appalling. He doesn't play like a Prem centre back...he doesn't even play like a Championship one. Obviously he was nervous today, and made a dodgy pass or two, but his complete ineptitude in terms of positioning is what concerns me the most. Letting Heitinga leave and bringing no one in was madness when the alternative is Stones and an injury prone Alcaraz as 3rd choice options.
We were poor in most areas today. Barkley, again, was not good enough. He did well to score, but he has produced so little of late. He hasn't come near to justifying the hype imo. Mirallas was also poor again for stretches...but he played a great ball to Lukaku.
We did win. And that fact alone says we performed better than we realise. But something isn't right at the moment, and Martinez needs to rectify it before the end of the season, or United and Spurs will finish above us. Jags coming back will help massively, but we need to get the balance right in midfield too. A playmaker is a must next season imo, either in one of the wide positions, or instead of Barkley in the centre. Barkley has alot of potential, but he is excessively wasteful, and if he wasn't English, he wouldn't receive half the hype he has. He needs to set up more, use the ball better, and score more to justify a place in our starting 11 next season.
57 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:10:14
Dull and insipid - well stop watching then, have you watched most of the other sides in the Premier League outside of the top 4 - if you think we are dull and insipid god knows what those other teams must be like to watch on a regular basis.
Also in defence of the team we have Lukaku (20), Barkely (20) Stones (20?) and McCarthy (23) who are inexperienced and obviously prone to off days and we have the likes of Osman and a couple of others who wouldn't even be allowed to train with the big clubs squads never mind be important members of the first team pool. Today was a poor poor performance but it doesn't mean that the whole season has been a disaster - I often wonder why some people even bother being Blues they seem to take no satisfaction from watching the team no matter what the result
58 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:20:59
Jags is a massive miss..
But did you see how many those kids slotted past Howard on Sport Relief last night ?
59 Posted 22/03/2014 at 18:28:40
60 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:19:56
How about watch it and then comment about how dull and insipid we were? After all, it is a forum to express how we feel about Everton and comment about the way they play.
61 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:22:53
62 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:20:49
It also means Arsenal only getting 9 points from their remaining possible 24. Personally, I can't see it.
63 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:13:09
What's worrying me is that RM suddenly seems a bit slow to change things when things are clearly not going to plan and his substitutions aren't as effective as they were earlier in the season. A bit like Wenger keeps doing with his high defensive line against fast attacks... it doesn't work.
He has to sort it quickly because if we beat Newcastle and Man City beat Arsenal, oh and we beat Fulham, then top 4 is definitely on again!
64 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:25:28
The league table is full of possibilities for us looking into it, fixtures etc... Were not playing great, but I thought we played great against Chelsea and got nowt the other week. So playing gash and getting 3 points is sound with me.
To get negative... A Jelavic goal will deffo blow our Champions League chance in the last game of the season!
65 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:23:04
I shudder to think what Bony would have made of Heitinga, by the way, as the latter just cannot cope with big physical forwards. We sorely missed Jags today. Just as well that Sylvain had a good game.
I dont think Ive seen a team this season have so much good possession in our 18 yard area – other than perhaps Chelsea – but I thought that this was down to the defence as a whole rather than just Stones. We just didnt close down or mark tightly enough.
We could easily have lost this one.
66 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:24:34
Thank god we aren't down among the dead men struggling for points because I'm not sure if the fans could pull the team out of the fire any more if they were called upon to do so. I'm not even sure that the fans could will us on to win in the upcoming home games against Arsenal and the likes which in recent seasons would have been a given.
67 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:24:45
Denis, they are not the only choices. A third choice is play reasonably well and win, for example.
To just accept the 3 points today is burying one's head in the sand because that sort of performance would at other times result in a loss. In which case you have the fourth choice which is play shite (your words not mine!) and lose! So do you want Roberto to just say – "Doesn't matter that we played shite, 3 points gained, don't need any analysis or learning from that"?
68 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:08:24
Barry wasn't involved much and although he got an assist Mirallas was really poor again today. Biggest miss today was Jagielka, we need him back urgently.
Stones is not physically strong enough at the minute and when he plays against brawn he's just not up to it just yet. We collapsed in the FA Cup when Giroud came on but this kid is going to be a top player when he turns into a man. If we could just find some energy inside Goodson on and off the pitch then things would feel a lot better. Win the next two and I'm sure this energy will return.
69 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:33:16
We can still finish fourth. That's always how you should think if you're playing in a team. There is absolutely no profit in negativity... as RM would no doubt tell you. I'd hate to think how some of you fellas look at the other aspects of your lives.
70 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:40:52
71 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:51:59
72 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:48:44
Playing badly and winning is often the sign of a good side. However we, too often, are playing well and losing. I just hope that Roberto doesn't try to polish up what was just shite.
73 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:54:12
74 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:54:29
We have played some great football this season; way better than the 11 years of turgid dross we endured under Moyes. We have a positive manager who is inspirational to both players and most fans. After taking knives to a gunfight, I don't know what the Martinez equivalent is but he clearly doesn't start off with an inferiority complex going into matches.
We have played much better this season but, with only a few games to go, I would take a realistic chance of Europa League and an outside chance of Champions League and hang the silky footie until next year. I would suggest you do too!
75 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:56:16
That said, we are in 5th (3 points above the current champions with a game in hand) and 4th is still achievable.
That tippy-tappy shite will get us relegated – but not this season.
We need to play better, but so do Arsenal. I'll take 5th and a record points total. Some won't.
76 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:06:58
77 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:08:48
1984/85 = 60pts (+31)
1986/87 = 55pts (+30)
2013/14 = 54pts (+13)
2004/05 = 51pts (+4)
78 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:26:18
79 Posted 22/03/2014 at 19:41:24
Stones is a truely outstanding prospect, but by center half standards, he's not just a rookie, he is a baby. His inexperience was exposed today and I believe it had a detrimental effect on those around him. He will have his inexperienced exposed a few more times before he becomes the finished article. No real harm done; he 's got one of his inevitable lessons under his belt and we still won.
I don't understand how or why anybody should be upset by the criticism of today's performance; unless you are very easily pleased, it was very poor, often even unprofessional. Most people in attendance today will have forked out around 50 quid getting to the game, for what? A performance that will have left them feeling cheated... They are entitled to criticise. I think 'dull and insipid' is a fairly accurate way to describe many of our performances this season – and that's why the criticism is growing louder.
Sometimes people have to accept that some of the criticism of Martinez is fair and justified; you can't always blame the refs, the players, or even the fans... well, you can, but it doesn't lend credibility to your argument.
Still... we are still in there, if Martinez can find his A-game, the players will follow.
He must be sniffing the panic coming from The Emirates, even from up here. If he can somehow inspire his troops to take advantage, nobody will give a fuck if some of our games were "dull and insipid".
80 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:29:17
When we played well, like we did earlier this season when we went to Old Trafford and the Emirates, most people are more than happy to heap praise on our players. When we don't play well, like today, then it's worth discussing where we think we are going wrong.
Nobody's saying that we aren't happy to be in 5th place with 9 games remaining, or Martinez isn't doing a good job.
81 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:29:27
In fact, it must be effective after all, or is it?
Or maybe the hoof to Lukaku would have won more games?
Hoof and rush is where it's at brother.
82 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:46:39
Superb.
83 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:46:39
We had 59 pts after 29 games in 1985-86 (+32).
Can't imagine what made me almost airbrush that season from memory!
84 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:41:09
The beer tastes all the better when we win — even if we didn't deserve it!!
85 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:14:32
Why did Mirallas choose us over Arsenal...? Because he knew playing at the Emirates requires 100% Luckily the older core players are coming to an end, hopefully to be replaced with young hungry players who have ambition.
The "Baines needs Pienaar to play" bullshit is exactly the type of excuse which will win us nothing... He's England's number one fullback, for fuck's sake! Martinez has to knock that out of them and that will take him longer than 6 months.
86 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:41:54
I think that today's game, while a shocker, is something of a one-off. I really don't think that we can play that badly again. We have Newcastle on Tuesday. They are no world beaters. Delboy will be fresh for that game, as will Osman and Naismith. Alcaraz will also still be available. I think that we will see a different performance Tuesday night.
87 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:47:09
We are basically a defensive team and Martinez is a defensive manager. Defensive managers can be effective – look at George Graham – but it eventually palls. We should be building a team for next season now rather than hanging on for 3 points desperately but that is the opinion of a fan. I am sure a professional would see it otherwise.
88 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:36:29
Centre halves generally don't tend to mature until they get towards their mid-20s; people are going to have to cut the lad some slack. He is a baby in terms of his position and will only be better for this.
Plus, not giving young players a chance was one of the reasons people hated the last fella so much, wasn't it?!
Martinez certainly is brave, I will give him that. We were very, too, open today and, combined with Stones in as well, it could have blown up in his face.
It nearly did, as I didn't think we deserved to win the game: however, we capitalised on a quick, higher tempo, improved start to the second half, one of the few occasions we imposed ourselves on them.
One thing is, you only tend to notice how important Jags is for us when he isn't there.
89 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:49:29
A few weeks ago, the typical shout was: "We can't keep bossing games and getting beat. At the end of the day it's all about getting the 3 points. It's better to win ugly then play well and come away with nothing."
Now, we're winning when under par, and the shout changes to "Yeah, we got the win but the performance was shite. It's not just about the 3 points, we need to be playing better stuff so we can say we deserved it."
91 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:44:24
McGeady showed some very good pace and skill. Mirallas and Lukaku have to be more aggressive, and learn when to pass. Stones is very talented, but he is 19, very very young to be playing centre-half for a top 5 club – he will learn, but it will probably be at our expense.
I like McCarthy, just wish he would carry the ball forward a little more. Howard made some excellent saves... The next 3 games are crunch time...
92 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:56:27
93 Posted 22/03/2014 at 21:00:16
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8jVPnA506c
94 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:57:27
Teams which have sussed us out, like Liverpool, Arsenal in the cup and Swansea today, have worked out that, if they pressurise us so that we don't keep possession, then our defense is vulnerable.
OFM worked this out to our advantage which is why we have such a good record against the likes of Swansea. It is a case of the biter bit.
95 Posted 22/03/2014 at 21:03:10
96 Posted 22/03/2014 at 21:08:44
97 Posted 22/03/2014 at 20:21:03
Dave Whelan, whilst singing his praises, makes what I think is a very interesting. not to mention worrying, point. He says something like, "although Roberto was a very good midfield player, he lacked the killer instinct". I do hope that they are not prophetic words!
Mr Whelan's words are an apt description of RMs team this season. Whilst most of us are finding this season really refreshing, I do hope that Roberto will not only be willing, but able, to bring in at least one "20-goal striker" before the beginning of next season.
My own feeling is that although it could be said that none of our players are playing fantastic at present, a lot of our problems would be solved if we had a Fast, Mobile, Striker who would give our defense and midfield someone to aim at when they look up the park.
98 Posted 22/03/2014 at 21:15:44
Our form lines stand up to the closest scrutiny. We're not a top 4 squad this season, in fact I cant see us being any time soon either.
The only teams in front of us are the 4 most talented squads out there. Bloody hell, quite what some of you expect to see each game I've no idea!
As for team selection and tactics, it's not like RM has a multitude of options has he.
99 Posted 22/03/2014 at 21:03:30
We don't boss for 90 minutes because our players are not good enough and we are in a transition season with the players getting used to each other and a new system. Only a handful of teams generally boss games.
We didn't boss games for 90 minutes under Moyes, either. So no change there, either.
John D hits the nail on the head. Initially this season, our performances were good, but results didn't come as often as they should. Recently its been the opposite.
We've had 4 tough away games to rich sides, lost most of them narrowly in terms of performance, and some in terms of results. Injuries to a large number of our squad has not helped. Confidence is bound to be low, so I'd not read anything into performances too much.
100 Posted 22/03/2014 at 21:40:48
Everton have still been difficult to beat having only lost 5 games, the same as Redshite who's leading goalscorer alone has a bigger contract than all of the Everton side together. Okay, I exaggerate somewhat but you know what I mean.
We shouldn't gripe about how they win sometimes simply because on other occasions they have played really well and not gotten the three points. The chopping and changing in the team doesn't help but I am sure RM will learn a great deal from this, his first season at Goodison, and that he will do even better next season.
101 Posted 22/03/2014 at 22:52:59
I love that Mark. Especially bearing in mind your earlier comment:
"A disgusting performance from our players"
For some reason, I'm now picturing 'Parents evening with Mr Frere':
"Evening, Mr and Mrs Chew. I'd just like to give you some feedback on your son's recent performance in class. I was going to offer some criticism.... perhaps say something like 'he should really be able to reel off his 5x table by now'....but I decided that it wasn't quite 'constructive' enough.
Basically, for a four-year-old, your son is an absolute fuckwit. He's like the Fu Manchu of fuckwittery. Fu Mong Chew.
Seriously, he's mastered the art of dumb motherfuckery to such a degree that my fellow teachers and I are beginning to suspect he may have been possessed by some kind of dunce demon... or Dave from Chas and Dave.
As for your daughter, Penny? Well, young Penny is performing superbly in all her classes but, having said that, she is something of a fat cunt.
She needs to shed some of that beef before the other kids start bullying her, calling her shit like lbs (y'know... instead of Penny), Porky, Penny the living planet, Little Miss Mammoth, Asteroid Arse, Accordion Chin, Hefferlump, or Honey Boo Boo's mum."
102 Posted 22/03/2014 at 22:43:39
Swansea played well, and deserved more from the game. However, this was a more clinical performance and we scored, or looked like scoring whenever we ventured into their half.
Stones made mistakes, but often made up for them himself. He deserves our patience, and will become an excellent player.
Arsenal are getting closer... Keep going boys!
103 Posted 22/03/2014 at 23:49:23
Very witty mate - love it!
TBH, I wasn't in the mood for being articulate after just witnessing that lacklustre performance, I decided to take the blunt approach. Thank god I'm not a primary school teacher.
104 Posted 23/03/2014 at 00:42:49
Well said, Mike Gwyer, too couldn't agree more. We won and won ugly – for me, that's mark of a good team... and I don't see the keeper making saves as being lucky – that's what he is there for. Well done, Howard!
Last week, if it had not been for the Cardiff keeper, it would have been 5 or 6. If we win all our games ugly till the end of the season, I don't give a shit.
COYB
105 Posted 23/03/2014 at 06:44:33
Oh, and dont forget the old saying: Rome was not built in a day. Unlike under Moyes, I can see a plan with Martinez, and when I see him on TV in his press conferences, I dont feel like topping myself like I did under Moyes.
We are doing alright. Keep the faith.
106 Posted 23/03/2014 at 10:17:23
The problem with the team at the moment is that we are not getting a good 90 minutes from the flair players like Mirallas, Lukaku and Barkley. They produce flashes of brilliance but don't have any consistency (Barkley hampered by injury).
Barry and McCarthy keep winning the ball for us and start passing the ball around but, when the ball gets to the final third of the pitch, then it is given away cheaply, Barry and McCarthy win it back again, start passing it around again but all too often one of the flair players give it away cheaply again.
But the football is far superior to anything Moyes ever came up with. And our centre midfield is far superior to anything Moyes came up with. Neville and Osman, be serious!
107 Posted 23/03/2014 at 10:31:46
108 Posted 23/03/2014 at 10:59:04
109 Posted 23/03/2014 at 11:10:38
I can see why posters are not happy with the Barry and McCarthy partnership as it does lead to non-progressive possession which leads to losing the ball in dangerous areas of the pitch. Stones is one for the future but we are in the present and are badly missing Jags.
I personally think Osman's role is where we need to strengthen as he is showing his age but I still think he offers more threat than most when he is playing.
As for Lukaku, he is a great player but he's inconsistent. My biggest problem with him is his first touch which is akin to that of a 1970s TotP DJ.
3 points = bewildered grin whilst shaking my head.
110 Posted 23/03/2014 at 11:29:36
McCarthy has got to learn to receive the ball as Barry does, instead of putting his arm out saying don't give me the ball, I've seen it too often.
111 Posted 23/03/2014 at 10:44:55
With nine games to go, we still have Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal and one other above us, you've only won just over half the games you've played, you've wasted five others by losing them. May I remind you that's one more loss than the current leaders.
On top of this, your defence has leaked more goals over the season than two of those sides above you, seven and three respectively.
I know you will probably hide behind the old chestnut that these clubs have chairman that actually regularly invest money to achieve success; may I point to Man Utd and Spurs who are both below us to dispel this over-worked myth.
To conclude, Mr Martinez, us patient Evertonians, especially the older ones like myself, are used to the heady days under such greats as Walker, Lee, Smith, and of late Moyes... I have to say it Mr M, you're certainly not one of them.
112 Posted 23/03/2014 at 11:52:52
113 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:03:25
Add the fact that they are fighting to stay up and no game will be the walkover some suggest it should be.
That's not to say we played well yesterday – we were poor... but got all 3 points. We got nothing from Spurs and Chelsea whilst being the better side in both games. Sometimes the ball runs for you, sometimes it doesn't. Fine margins.
114 Posted 23/03/2014 at 11:55:46
Seems the players are frightened to play any early ball forward and would rather go back and across to make sure we keep possession of the ball. Possession of the ball is important but it should not be the only defining part of our game, the Chelsea game against Galatasary showed that Galatasary had more possession and a better pass completion than Chelsea yet they were never in the game.
So RM, you have said that the remaining games are like Cup finals... well, let's play them in that manner and let's see at least one of our defensive midfielders join the attacks, let us play with the passion and pace that we were only a few months back.
We have lost our last 4 away games, 3 in the league and 1 in the cup; if we have the remotest chance of finishing 4th, we will need maximum points from our back-to-back away games.
115 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:24:30
116 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:31:21
117 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:32:45
118 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:49:36
119 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:50:11
Madness and genius! Such fine margins.
120 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:58:30
121 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:40:04
The constant criticism of many of our players is what worries me most. John Stones for example is a young 19-year-old centre-back who would probably be 4th choice if it was not for injuries. He is the youngest CB in the Prem... Some of his performances have been nervous but some have been excellent, namely West Ham.
Barkley is being criticised again, but he scored and won a penalty and he looks like he is coming back to form from his injury.
As for the season as a whole, we are on course for our biggest ever points total and we will be getting close to most goals scored in the Prem as well. Under Martinez, we have scored 4 goals at home this season – something dour Davey could not do in his last season after 11 years. We have developed a whole new style of play and a new philosophy of football is being implemented. Our manager talks about our history and embraces Everton in a way DM rarely did. WE attempt to win every game. We have only been thrashed once this season.
A perspective is needed. We are 5th with a game in hand on the Arse. WE have not spunked £100million on players and gone through several mangers. Goodison is a fortress at the moment and many of our away games are winnable. WE have suffered some long term injuries and some have come in clusters but we have come through. Our loans are not Drenthe and Stracq, they have been quality and have brought something to the squad.
I am delighted with the way the season has gone and I believe we will move up another level next season; 4th is probable but, with the demise of Arsenal, who knows what could happen.
COYB
122 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:39:33
You're right about RM's use of his subs; the first part of the season he was excellent with his changes from the bench. But to me RM deffo changed since the derby defeat... what that is, I can't quite put finger on it!
123 Posted 23/03/2014 at 11:58:50
Had yesterday's performance come in the 10th game of the season and we were still trying to find 'the right way', I wouldn't have been particularly concerned (frustrated maybe but...)
The problem/concern with yesterday, for me, was simple: Compared to our performances earlier in the season (even our early draws), for long periods, we looked hopeless. Or, to put it another way, I think the Everton that played Norwich away would have battered yesterday's Everton.
Yes, Swansea deserve/d credit (a good side lacking a defence); and yes, I'm familiar with the disruption injuries have caused, but none of that excuses the PACE we played at yesterday.
I'm a fan of RM's passing game but it absolutely needs to be played at (a certain) speed – once it slows to the degree it did yesterday (and imo last week), it's effectiveness is almost gone.
Also, without screaming "SHOWER O' LAZY CUN.." the movement yesterday was woeful. Passes played into spaces where no-one had moved, players bunching up, getting in each other's way and concentration was terrible.
I've often thought that (if such a thing exists) a concentration expert (!?) should be brought in and rather than listening to 'rousing' team talks ("Now come on lads, fucking get into them!!") each player was told (every week!) 'you must think about EVERY pass, about the weight of pass, the proximity of opponents to the man you're passing to etc etc.
As twee as the onomatopoeaic tiki-taka might sound, that appears to me to be what RM is striving for (nb: which I'm 100% all for).
But if tiki-taka becomes tiki...............................................taka, we are going to be making things much easier for our opponents and much harder on ourselves.
124 Posted 23/03/2014 at 12:54:12
Now we're playing in a similar manner every game. You get the odd extremes either way: Newcastle and Liverpool at home, when the system clicks perfectly; Liverpool and Arsenal away, when it falls of its axis and breaks. In between that, most games have been played the same. Yes, sometimes it's boring but had we beaten Sunderland at home or not thrown away the first three games, we'd be smack in the hunt for 4th. What more do people want?
We've had three season ending injuries, one of which was to our key midfielder who has dictated our style of play the last two seasons. We also had a crisis in January with injuries. Apart from the cup exits and the Anfield match, I think it's been a very good effort this season, especially considering the relentless pace of the top 4 all showing title-winning form.
125 Posted 23/03/2014 at 13:37:04
No doubt as any season progresses opposing managers suss out your strengths and weaknesses and will make it as difficult as they can for you to play the way you want to.
As I also said earlier, RM is limited by the size and quality of our squad, that's where the spending power of the money clubs tips the balance their way.
It wasn't our finest hour yesterday but I think RM has done a great job in the short time he has been the manager, all we need now is 2 or 3 more top quality players.
Good players make the manager's job a lot easier!
126 Posted 23/03/2014 at 14:12:56
DM played more to players' strengths (or limitations) but RM is putting some players well outside their comfort zones and as the season goes on this is showing more and more.
I'm with RM all the way but its a massive work in progress and we should be proud to look at the table and see how we've done despite our means.
I just hope RM gets the finances and the time he needs to get us to what he wants the team to be... that's the bit I'm worried about.
127 Posted 23/03/2014 at 00:02:55
In my opinion, we only played for about 15 mins after half-time when we quickened the tempo and had a good go; until we do that on a regular basis, we will struggle to break teams down.
128 Posted 23/03/2014 at 16:33:58
Apologies to Geoff and a "I can't accept" to Colin.
129 Posted 23/03/2014 at 17:04:47
130 Posted 23/03/2014 at 14:06:35
I can not believe the amount of criticism this boy is taking.
Play on loan in the Championship? Andy Crooks I couldn't disagree more.
This kid is has bags of talent. I'll take his errors as he learns his craft at nineteen years of age any day of the week.
We won. Fourth is still on. Please go find your happy pills. The negativity is so thick here I'm about to open up my house in Florida to the whiners so they can get away - you need some sun and beach to cheer you up.
131 Posted 23/03/2014 at 17:40:03
132 Posted 23/03/2014 at 17:46:44
Manchester to Orlando. See you next weekend.
133 Posted 23/03/2014 at 17:43:51
The lad looks like he is going to be top quality. What he needs is games and support from older players. With Jags and Distin he is in a great position to learn from some terrific pro's. If we get Europa League next year then he will get even more games, which can only be good for him.
As an aside, he is one of the most grounded, humble and likeable young players around.
134 Posted 23/03/2014 at 18:17:45
Have to agree that the shout for Stones to go on loan was extremely poor. He's far better off learning his trade with Jagielka and Distin then playing in the Championship. Because Barkley has not been winning games single handedly he is over rated. Deulofeu gets the ball taken off him and he is a waster. They will make mistakes and thats how they will learn.
Lukaku has scored 30 goals in two seasons and there is still ten games left, so he clearly has ability. Yes, hes not our player but why slag him? His record is there for people to see.
Moyes was criticised for not trusting youngsters, now Martinez is slagged for giving them a go. Can't believe it really.
135 Posted 23/03/2014 at 21:50:51
Shane, fair play to holding that big right hand up.
136 Posted 23/03/2014 at 22:19:30
137 Posted 24/03/2014 at 15:29:45
138 Posted 24/03/2014 at 15:45:50
Still it must be reassuring to know you're not the only person who uses the completely meaningless, pointless, only-makes-the-user-look-daft expression.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xlXxT8qNkI
(do you do the hands?)
139 Posted 24/03/2014 at 19:12:02
140 Posted 24/03/2014 at 19:49:19
Fact is however that we are Everton and we've played shit football for the majority of the last 25 years! Obvioulsy it would be nice to win and play well regularly but the first and foremost aim with each and every game is to win. Having followed Everton for around 30 years, playing well and or nicely whilst winning for me is just a bonus!
Every fan has an opinion and every fan is entitled to have a moan/criticise but a vast number of posts on this website go over the top imho - maybe people are simply being melodramatic to gain attention, I don't know. I would ask What exactly do people expect?. That we play like Man City most weekends and stuff teams 5-0 regularly? People need to have a bit of perspective, the team and Martinez are having a great season considering and whilst some of the recent football has not been easy on the eye and involved a large slice of luck, we have been picking up wins after a really tough run in January and February. How often do we win three league games in a row or score three goals in a game?
Yes the performance against Swansea was below par, the team could and should play better but....we scored 3 goals and got 3 points, so why all the long faces and people behaving as if we're about to sink into a black hole?
I just feel people should give more credit to the team for winning and then criticising the performance a bit rather than just laying into the team and ignoring the fact we actually won the game - like quite a few posters on here have done. Some people even moaning that we create so few chances under RM and that we created so many more under Moyes - we scored three goals FFS! So we created at least 3 decent chances! I remember many Moyes games where we didn't even have a single shot on target, AT HOME! Seems some people obviously don't know what KITAP means and would like to go back to Neville and Heitinga in CM with Straq upfront!
I remember how utterly depressed I was with Moyes, in comparison am so happy to have Martinez (to be honest pretty much anyone) than Moyes. Let's get behind the team and push them to the end of the season and see where we finish, in what will only be the managers first season as well as half the regular first team.
Will be at the Fulham game come Sunday - before that lets hope we can get 3 points tomorrow and keep the run going - regardless of the performance.
141 Posted 24/03/2014 at 20:34:46
We've definitely had a decent season results wise, we could still make a run at 4th place but I've not been convinced about our performances in the last three months. But 9 months in I'm not prepared to judge Roberto yet, two or three seasons are needed before I can do that.
However this myth of exciting football is wearing a bit thin. I certainly think the recent side of 2007-08 were much more attractive to watch. Unfortunately Moyes never managed to make the progression, in fact it declined over the following five years.
142 Posted 24/03/2014 at 20:52:41
Three things;
1) You tell people who see things differently to you to 'get a life'. This suggests they don't have lives and (by implication) that you do. How incredibly belittling!
2) Teachers all through school told me to 'grow up'. I looked at them in their tatty tweed jackets, sweaty two-bob bri-nylon shirts, beige cavalry-twill kecks and grey Norvic slip-ons and thought 'What..and be like YOU!? Fuck that!"
3) It was much less 'trouble and effort' than you might imagine. When I saw you'd used the 80s American-babble classic, I immediately remembered Alan Partridge had used the expression (because he's the type who would!). I clicked on YouTube – 'Alan Partridge, Get a life' – up it popped, copied the link, done (about 19 seconds in all.
143 Posted 24/03/2014 at 22:13:05
I see where your coming from and I don't think I'm a million miles away from that. 3 goals, 3 points again, looking good re position in the table in Roberto's first year, a great defensive record not the goal deficit many had feared under Roberto.
And yet, Saturday's game (and my thoughts were mainly about that and recent performances) left me pleased about 3 points but uneasy about how we were overrun in midfield so much. I just hope we can sort that problem and unlock defences more and more often.
So, on to Fulham, COYB!
144 Posted 24/03/2014 at 22:19:00
145 Posted 25/03/2014 at 12:28:09
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
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