Next season there will be six sides from London in the Premier League. We’ve lost QPR and gained Crystal Palace. [Pause to dab eyes at Harry’s demise and prepare a chuckle for Holloway’s invariably daft utterances.] So, no change there.
We tend to take it for granted that our top league will be include a large number of clubs from the capital – around 30% of the total – but, if you look at the premier divisions of our European neighbours, you’ll see that it’s something of an anomaly.
Paris has one team, PSG. Rome has two, Lazio and Roma. Madrid scores higher with four – that’s Getafe and Rayo Vellecano as well as the big two, Real and Athletico – but Berlin doesn’t have any. Admittedly, Germany is a bit unusual, given its turbulent history, but the previous capital Bonn didn’t have any either. Amsterdam has just the one, Ajax, while Lisbon has Sporting and Benfica.
If we go on to the ‘lesser’ footballing nations, the pattern continues. Brussels, zero; Vienna, two; Copenhagen, three; Athens, two; Oslo, one; Ankara, two (although Istanbul has five).
Across Europe, we’re talking about an average of two teams from the capital in the top league. Yet here in England we have six.
I’m not really concerned with how this has come to pass, historically. Nor am I asking what region is at the heart of English football – we all know that’s the North West! (We have four clubs in the Premier League at the moment, but the figure has been a lot higher than that: Lancashire teams have suffered a fair few relegations of late, but Blackpool, Blackburn, Bolton, Burnley and Wigan have all enjoyed spells in the top echelon recently.) What I want to know is: does it make any difference?
Let me think for a millionth of a second... the answer is an emphatic YES! There are the two main reasons...
OK, has anyone ever heard of ‘Sutton’s Law’? It states that when diagnosing a problem, one should first consider the obvious. It’s named after the bank-robber Willie Sutton who, on being asked why he robbed banks, replied: “Because that’s where the money is”.
So, why do London clubs do so well? Er, because that’s where the money is! Also, it has to be said, the city’s cosmopolitan glamour definitely attracts the best players from abroad. It also acts as a magnet to youngsters from this country who fancy living the high life.
There’s nothing wrong with that, I guess, and it happens in other countries, too – but not half as much as it happens here. If you’re a promising Dutchman from the middle of nowhere and you fancy living in Amsterdam then you’re reliant on Ajax showing an interest. It’s probably not going to happen and you’ll end up in Rotterdam with nothing to do except play football, which is no bad thing. Whereas, if you’ve set your heart on living in London you have plenty of choice. When players are looking for a move, they have to take a good hard look at the place they’re moving to. As fans, we don’t tend to consider this but it has to be a factor, whether it’s schools for the kids, the right kind of housing or swinging nightspots (as the hip kids nowadays call them).
Secondly, the media tend to be concentrated in the capital, thereby skewing coverage in favour of local teams. The BBC recently moved some of its operations to Salford, but by-and-large London is the centre of the media world. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy: London teams are the best because... London journalists (who support them) say they are the best. And the more positive coverage they get, the more advertising they attract, and the more cash there is to splash, and the more players want to play for a London club. And so on, and so forth.
Oddly, though, no team from the capital includes ’London’ in its name. I wonder why? Being automatically associated with a major city is a definite plus, both at home and abroad. [WARNING: the following sentence is likely to upset those of a nervous disposition...] We would have been much better off calling ourselves Liverpool FC in the first place! We had first dabs on taking the city’s name for our club, thereby ensuring superior coverage and sponsorship in the years to come. Instead, we stuck to our guns, leaving The Other Lot to take the city’s name and forcing us to have to explain to outsiders that Everton is a part of Liverpool, sometimes even making us say that we come from Merseyside so as not to associate ourselves with LFC.
I know it’s a terrible thing to come out with, but it’s true, goddamnit. The Reds could have called themselves Anfield United or something stupid like that. Instead of which, while supporting the greatest team the world has ever seen, we find ourselves in the same boat as West Bromwich Albion, obliged to explain our whereabouts! But I digress...
My solution to the London problem is to invoke Rule 7432, Sub-section 9a, Paragraph xiii of Fifa’s rule book: “No capital city shall be able to be able to provide more than two teams in a country’s top division, due to the unfair advantage such teams may accrue”. I’m not sure how they’re going to decide which two teams are allowed to stay, but frankly that’s not my problem. A lucky dip, maybe? The other four will have to start again in the Conference. Or they can go into administration and subsequently cease to exist, I’m not bothered. The main thing is, the playing field will be a little bit more level. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just get my solicitor to draw up the paperwork...
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2 Posted 17/07/2013 at 14:45:41
Re Berlin, what about Hertha?
Also Liverpool are the second team from Liverpool to be called Liverpool, so we may have gone the way of the first, or even worse, gone the way of the second.
3 Posted 17/07/2013 at 14:59:37
4 Posted 17/07/2013 at 14:50:34
Manchester, and Liverpool to a lesser extent, can offer everything London can nowadays, except maybe the theatre scene - and that is not really a draw for P.L. footballers.
When posters were saying Fulham were sold because of their location, I would only partly agree.
The biggest club in the world are located in the shittiest, grimiest part of the North-West. Has anyone been to Salford, and walked around the terraced streets?
Again, Liverpool have a huge worldwide appeal, hence the massive commercial deals.
I would make the point that London clubs are at saturation point as far as attendances are concerned. Whereas we could easily add another 10,000 with a new ground and a little success.
5 Posted 17/07/2013 at 15:04:09
In addition, Athens will have 5 (five!!) teams on the highest level next year, not just two like you said.
6 Posted 17/07/2013 at 15:04:37
Seriously though, London is big enough to sustain those clubs, especially if they make PL. I don't know what is the most clubs it has had in the top flight or the fewest. The North-West has had an excellent record of the number of clubs in the the top division and our city has never been without top flight football at any time since it began.
7 Posted 17/07/2013 at 15:25:38
Cast your mind back to 1983-84. To add to the general depression in the North the Old Div 1 contained 8 Southern Teams - Arsenal, Spurs, QPR, West Ham, Southampton, Watford, Luton, Ipswich; 10 Midlands teams - Villa, WBA, Birmingham, Wolves, Norwich, Forest, Coventry, Stoke, Leicester, Notts Co and only 4 Northern teams - Everton, Liverpool, Man Utd & Sunderland!
No Leeds, no Sheffield, no Newcastle, no Man City, no Wigan, Blackburn etc.
It was grim up North that year although all the silverware went to Merseyside!
8 Posted 17/07/2013 at 16:02:20
Our (and arsenals) record in the top flight is something we should make more noise about.
9 Posted 17/07/2013 at 15:46:11
Erik - you're right about Anderlecht. I don't know how I missed that! However, this site - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_football_clubs_in_Greece - does state that there are two Athens teams (Panathinaikos and Apollon Smyrni) in the 'Superleague' for the forthcoming season.
Oh, and I meant to include the Swedish premier league, by the way. They have two Stockholm teams in the 'Allsvenskan'. Unless a passing Swede can tell me otherwise!
10 Posted 17/07/2013 at 16:38:08
And there aren't any decent clubs in the South apart from London clubs because the cities and towns that have grown up in the South are smaller than the industrial cities that developed in the Midlands and the North. This means that a lot of Southerners have supported London clubs even if they are not from London. The South East of England probably has 35-40% of England"s population and 50% of its GDP.
11 Posted 17/07/2013 at 16:52:21
Having said that, it's interesting that of the original 12 members of the football league, none were from the South - they were from the North and Midlands.
12 Posted 17/07/2013 at 16:26:35
Incidenatally, I don't agree with Kev's assessment that it was all about money back then as it is now. Man Utd and Spurs were relegated in the 70's whilst teams like Watford, Luton, Notts Co and Swansea came up and hung around for a good few years in the 80's on meagre crowds most of the time.
13 Posted 17/07/2013 at 17:18:20
14 Posted 17/07/2013 at 17:30:54
I want to talk about this as at least its a different and interesting article, but its hard to know how serious you're being. I'll assume you know an actual rule is ridiculous and deal with your assertion that teams from the capital have an unfair advantage.
In as far as foreign players may want to live in the capital city, which is the most cosmopolitan and more likely to have others from their country or who at least speak their language, they would seem to have an advantage. London, and most capital cities are also, as you say awash with money, relatively speaking.
However, imagine if there were only two serious teams in London; so add up the average attendance of all the London clubs and divide them by two: that's how many fans each team would have coming through the gate week in week out. (I haven't bothered working it out, but lets say that's 100,000 for starters). You've now got two 'super-clubs' with whom no-one else can compete. The current splitting of London loyalties, fans, money and journalistic attention between three major clubs and (depending what you count) 7-10 minor ones actually increases competition and enables clubs from the industrial north to be the historically most successful.
If was a fan of any Spanish team other than Barcelona and Real Madrid I think I'd be advocating the opposite, and that Real's membership and fan base should be split among three or four clubs, reducing the size of the behemoth. Indeed lots of the lesser nations have had extremely boring leagues, as the one team from the capital pretty much wins it every year, the most extreme example being that Skonto Riga won the first 14 Latvian championships. New money is changing this in lots of countries, but I think
Now, on the comparisons to other countries: I think the history of each country is such that there's no point making comparisons. The decentralisation of France, the histories of Italy and Germany as separate states and city states and so on. The most telling thing however, is that you simply ignored Moscow, which has at least 5 of the historically biggest clubs in Russia, and all the others tended to be capital clubs from what are now independent countries, such as Kyiv Dinamo.
Just a few other points. West Bromwich Albion play in West Bromwich, not sure what the problem is there geographically. Athens has all three of Greece's biggest clubs, as Piraeus, home of Olimpiacos, seems to be considered to be within Greater Athens. To further defeat your theory, AEK, despite the 'advantage' of being in the capital, were relegated to the 3rd tier of Greek football last year.
All in all, it just seems that you're saying "Tottenham have more money than us and get to sign more players and that's not fair", but we only have to compete with one neighbour in our city, they have to compete with several. Imagine if they signed everyone that Arsenal, West Ham, Fulham etc signed and only Chelsea were their rivals for players who wanted to live in the capital, they'd be out of sight for us wouldn't they?
15 Posted 17/07/2013 at 17:58:36
16 Posted 17/07/2013 at 17:55:20
...and the "but I think..." sentence was just going to say that lots of champion clubs still come from capitals.
17 Posted 17/07/2013 at 18:35:33
18 Posted 17/07/2013 at 18:40:18
19 Posted 17/07/2013 at 18:45:56
20 Posted 17/07/2013 at 19:09:49
Oh, & '... notts Forrest ...'?? - FFS, Colin!
21 Posted 17/07/2013 at 19:24:18
Phil
With this board, I wouldn't be surprised if this club was renamed Bill FC, the stadium named after Bill with a statue next to Dixie's of Moyes and BK arm in arm. Utter clowns all of them.
22 Posted 17/07/2013 at 19:31:26
Genius. Liverpool to me in one breath.
23 Posted 17/07/2013 at 20:22:28
24 Posted 18/07/2013 at 00:54:20
25 Posted 18/07/2013 at 01:09:00
Somehow, I don't see that many in L4
26 Posted 18/07/2013 at 02:57:25
27 Posted 18/07/2013 at 08:13:27
28 Posted 18/07/2013 at 07:54:48
KT 565 - Theatre scene and who is the world renown impresario responsible for that - none other than our very own Billy 'The only True Blue'!!
29 Posted 18/07/2013 at 08:53:57
In the spirit of openness I have to share a story that corroborates one of the key thrusts of your article: the draw and attraction of London.
I have my own business with a key client in Canada, I have know this client many years and have developed a good business relationship. Ordinarily, I will go out to Vancouver to see the client - however in April the client came over to the UK for the first time. As is often the case he brought his wife over and wanted to build a vacation around the business trip. He had few days in London, bit of a tour of England then 3 days in Liverpool, flying back from Manchester.
He stayed at my home throughout his stop in Liverpool. As is always the case he was very positive about the warmth and hospitality of the Liverpool people.
He likes the EPL - no special affinity - just interest. On the last day, business concluded, I took him on a "football tour" - - both grounds. I could sense that there was a degree of reticence in a guy who's normally very outgoing. My curiosity got the better of me and asked him what was up. At first he fobbed me off weith some spurious chat - probed again - his response was prefaced with "James, can I be frank..." - sensing the worst - he just said - (sorry I do not wish to offend - and more importantly I say this as someone who hailed from L4) - this part of Liverpool is just derelict wasteland - he stated that he had never seen so many boarded up and derelict housing/shops. The poverty and urban decline, something that we have got used to I suppose really took him aback.
This got me thinking about attracting businesses, relocating people and attracting footballers to this environment. I came to the conclusion that environment would indeed play a part - particularly if you are foriegn seeing the place for a first time - whilst also in negotiations with a London club.
The pull of London is so strong and the disproportionate nature of it is broadening significantly year on year. Football merely reflects the wider economy in this regard. We are morphing into a pattern that is quite prevalent in continental europe which is to have capital centric wealth. The Olympics, HS2 heralded as UK wide opportunities are only paradoxically going to exacerbate the gulf. Football is as I say a mere example of it.
30 Posted 18/07/2013 at 13:42:34
That London has 6 Premier League teams and Liverpool has 2, then, would seem to suggest that there's actually a disproportionately large number of Premier League teams in Liverpool, not London.
31 Posted 18/07/2013 at 14:33:15
If you are talking about Greater London then you must consider it against Merseyside not Liverpool.
Clubs used to be community clubs not necessarily "City" clubs and a lot of the following has been built up over generations which if you consider Blues are now all over the world with the transigent nature of business and work.
I have no problem who is in the Prem as long as we win it again sometime soon.
32 Posted 18/07/2013 at 14:38:23
33 Posted 18/07/2013 at 17:36:45
Bit like Manchester and Greater Manchester.
34 Posted 18/07/2013 at 17:43:00
35 Posted 18/07/2013 at 17:43:11
London has been used to describe a larger area for hundreds and hundreds of years. Greater London is effectively far-flung suburbs like Enfield, Bromley or Richmond in Middlesex, a county which now only exists as a postal code. Holloway (Arsenal), Tottenham (Er, Tottenham), Newham (West Ham) and South Norwood/Croydon (Palace) are very much in London, as is White City/Hammersmith (QPR)
36 Posted 18/07/2013 at 18:27:25
Confusing hey..
I live in beckenham and was tying to describe all the different congutations of this city to my friends from back home last weekend.
37 Posted 18/07/2013 at 19:24:42
Anything beyond that is the province of the devil.
38 Posted 18/07/2013 at 19:56:36
The original catholic cathedral plans were impressive if you havent seen that. I wonder if Kenwright had a hand in this? I think it would have been the worlds biggest cathedral in the world. I saw a model of it years ago at St George's hall (another great building).
39 Posted 18/07/2013 at 21:20:52
40 Posted 19/07/2013 at 17:32:47
41 Posted 20/07/2013 at 10:21:07
As for London attracting the best talent, because it's 'swinging' London....mmm. For my money if a player chooses location over quality of football his priorities are wrong and he's a tourist rather than an ambitious hungry footballer and is best left alone.
42 Posted 20/07/2013 at 10:41:51
Ultimately, you're right that players should make their choice on purely footballing grounds - but the fact is, many don't and it's something we, as fans, tend to overlook. Of course, plenty do: I remember the ultra-glamorous David Ginola deflecting questions about Newcastle with the comment that he'd chosen the team, not the city.
On reflection, I think Mike Alison (631) is probably right when he says that in Spain they would probably want more teams in the capital, not less, thereby reducing the power of the big two - although, my researches indicated that Madrid already has more teams in the top league than any capital city apart from London. Hats off to him for researching the Latvian league! Contrariwise, hats ON to him for the comment "I'll assume you know an actual rule is ridiculous" which made me laugh for quite a long time. Some people, eh?
I'm a little surprised that no one picked up on the media bias angle, but there you go.
43 Posted 20/07/2013 at 12:04:20
I often say half jokingly that the rest of the country should join the scots and declare independence from the south-east, because London sucks the life blood out of the rest of the country.
44 Posted 20/07/2013 at 13:21:47
As for Madrid, Getafe isn't really in Madrid, its more of a Watford or Reading from what I understand.
As for media bias, until someone shows me hard facts I tend to ignore accusations of media bias. They all tend to be a bit "woe is me" and are totally subject to 'confirmation bias' type psychology where evidence to the contrary is ignored if it doesn't fit the pre-conceived world-view.
I also agree with David to a large extent. With possibly a few exceptions, any player selecting on the basis of location rather than football is one to be avoided.
45 Posted 20/07/2013 at 13:32:32
46 Posted 20/07/2013 at 13:45:05
47 Posted 20/07/2013 at 13:57:20
I fear the same sort of thing may occur when Celtic play their Champions League qualifier against the allegedly Norwegian Elfsborg.
Elfsborg? I ask you!
49 Posted 20/07/2013 at 15:05:54
50 Posted 22/07/2013 at 07:59:58
51 Posted 22/07/2013 at 14:30:33
Have Os Belenenses lost their top flight status in Portugal - a fine Lisbon club with few airs or graces?
52 Posted 22/07/2013 at 17:28:04
Living in the USA, there is a clearly strong relationship between money, market size, the best players, and winning. Every team in every sport in the entire country lives in the shadows of New York and Los Angeles, with Chicago (size), Miami (glamour), and Boston (history, money) being the only cities even remotely close. As a supporter of historically smaller teams, I would absolutely love to see 1-3 more teams in New York and Los Angeles, if only to dilute their markets and level the playing field a little bit. It's simply unfair when the New York Yankees, get to build a 100,000-seat stadium sell shirts, hats, and other logo-stamped gear in a city of 10-15 million, because even if a club hits the same % of fans as a team with a 60,000-seat stadium in a city of 1 million, it has a massive financial advantage.
Thank goodness for West Ham, Crystal Palace, QPR, and every other club that manages to whittle off a handful of fans from Chelsea and Arsenal.
53 Posted 23/07/2013 at 13:04:46
54 Posted 24/07/2013 at 10:40:38
He looked at my shirt, and asked: "Where is Everton?"
"It's a district of Liverpool," I replied.
"Oh, right, like Chelsea?" he mused.
"er, no."
55 Posted 24/07/2013 at 11:30:59
I hear lots of guys meeting people from overseas who haven't a clue about Everton and where it is.
To me it's just ignorant as I think most football fans have a good idea where teams are from.
I personally have come across the opposite. I travel the world and most fans I speak to know all about Everton.
A couple of days ago I was sitting in a bar in Kerch in the Ukraine - not a big place. Anyway these group of lads were giving some guy in a RS top a real real hard time ! They came in the bar and saw me looking at them.
One of them came over and asked me in English if I actually was. I asked him what the deal was with the guy in the RS top.
He just said he was a "Liverpool fucker wanker pig" or words to that effect.
I asked him why he didn't like the RS and he told me because him and his mates were "Good Everton fans"
Mind you I'm in Singapore now and there's loads of the RS shirts about !!
56 Posted 24/07/2013 at 14:33:32
A couple of things have occurred to me while reading. You ask why it the uk is different from other European countries. It may be that London is not only the political capital but also the financial and commercial capital too. OK industry may be based outside but the owners are still London focused. Paris the same but France is a much bigger country and therefore has teams spread. Italy though may have Rome as political HQ but Milan is financial capital and therefore has the two richest clubs, Turin is industrial capital and can again support two major players (Torino are rising again).In Germany the money is managed mostly in Frankfurt the industry in Bavaria and look where the big teams are. Likewise the richest club in Holland is PSV because of the historic link with Phillips.
As for the side discussion about taking a different name being called Ajax or Juventus (with the cities sometimes tagged on as an afterthought) has not done either of them much harm has it?
57 Posted 24/07/2013 at 15:53:59
Equally, there are countries that refer to us as Everton Liverpool, just as we say Atletico Madrid.
58 Posted 24/07/2013 at 18:28:05
59 Posted 25/07/2013 at 20:51:24
60 Posted 25/07/2013 at 20:54:11
61 Posted 26/07/2013 at 13:00:35
I don't really consider any of the London teams as 'big' as their support and popularity seems manufactured – particularly Chelsea. There are a number of sleeping giants such as Wolves and Sheffield Wednesday who I would consider bigger in terms of support and history...
However, I would still favour any of these teams over Newcastle... the most hyped and rubbish club in the country.
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1 Posted 17/07/2013 at 14:28:33
Must be on the wrong page.
Apologies.