Concern eased over Lukaku injury

Lets hope its not too serious no matter what you view is of the big useless lump.

Bit suss though, injured before an ongoing transfer drama.

It's going to be a long long season going by this display... Koeman must be as worried as us.

It's the easy option which our lazy superstar was always going to opt for, it appears to be his nature!!!

The alternatives of Kone or Del Boy up front are too frightening to mention. The powers that be, both management and directors, have now got to move their lazy arses and put a team together.

That's unless 40 points is still the limit of ambition !

I've never really taken to him, in my eyes he's one of the laziest I've seen, he's vastly over rated, his finishing is shit and his Dad's a prick.

Let's see what Koeman can do with him.

I really don't understand what's going on behind the scenes at the moment...

Both at big clubs but both wanting moves and as a result both careers are now in limbo.

The only common denominator is the agent Mino Raiola. He has a lot to answer for but I don't think he cares one jolt as he's guaranteed a big payday with these two.

A mate of mine teaches over the water and one of his pupils has a grandmother or aunt or some such female relative who works in the kitchen at Finch Farm. So, anyway, apparently the word on the turf is that, as soon as young Mr Stones departs for Man City (may I add, IMO, he has conducted himself in an absolutely exemplary fashion) then that will start a domino effect style transfer melee which will see anything up to five possibly six new quality players arriving at the club.

So, eg, Bony in, which in turn will trigger Lukaku to Chelsea, thus allowing Witsel in on a big deal (because Lukaku has a clause which states that he must earn equal money to the highest earner) and so forth etc... etc...

This way enables the club to generate the maximum from the two sales before increasing the wage structure and also improving the quality of the squad in the quickest and most cost-effective way possible. A sort of "two out but four in" good deal thing.

And to think there's posters on here begging him to stay Like he really will pull his tripe out next season when no one comes in for him. Get real. The arrogant prick thinks he's above us.

I can't wait to see the back of him. He's never uttered a good word about this club. This club, by the way, who were the only ones willing to pay the vastly inflated fee for him. See you soon, big head.

She didn't read the tea leaves and see all this did she?

Thanks for sharing this solid information from such a plainly reliable source. I shall sleep more soundly in my bed tonight on the basis of these facts *cough*.

Koeman was hoping to have more fresh faces in this past week and still nothing. It seems we are just as ill-prepared as any other season in recent history.

That all sounds very reliable, now this info is out I expect a sudden cull of ancient dinner ladies at Finch Farm.

Considering we are now better off this is possibly the hardest transfer window for fans to understand since the idea was established.

'Everton dinner lady reveals secret transfer strategy.'

Koeman stated, "That's the last time I tell her anything for an extra scoop of chips."

How can TWO such solid sources be wrong?

I wonder if she can cook Hart – I know that's offal.
Will EFC players start to pull their tripe out?
Who cooks the books these days?
Will EFC fans boil over if the season gets off to a slow start?
Can the dinner lady debony a lamb shank?
Can she cure Roms eel

Someone else can have a go now!

What's happened to Tarashaj – is he not a member of the squad?

Shome mishtake shurely.

Bony will come from City, Bolasie from Palace. Add to that another midfield play maker and Ron has done his business, and very exciting business I would add!